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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by rchilee: 5:27am On Jun 14, 2017 |
newlander: Get an old nanny that can stay with you guys who will take care of him since he would be able to eat cereals ect Also, do not co-sleep |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ceaser: 5:31am On Jun 14, 2017 |
newlander: You may not need to do that bro. It's been researched to be nature's way of putting some things in check, although not sacrosanct but you wouldn't wanna get your wife pregnant after 6 months of last confinement. It's very possible even after three months. Check this post created by me for more details. https://www.nairaland.com/3110219/babies-cry-night-prevent-parents |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by davidif: 5:44am On Jun 14, 2017 |
NotOfThis: Oh goodness! Another feminist. 4 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Marsnizz: 5:45am On Jun 14, 2017 |
bukatyne:Ah!Ahh! 6 month is too early for you to resume duty na baba .you want to harm the baby? anyway, if you cannot endure for complete one year three month then try feeding bottle after soft meal for the lil nigga. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ceaser: 5:46am On Jun 14, 2017 |
SirVintageCock: This position will require the baby lying on It's side to suckle. While it may provide some respite and release for an already bloated and filled sexual urge, it will limit the guy's exploration as he will have to leave the front yard for the exclusivity of the baby while he takes the back burner. That being said, I will express concern and serious reservations about that solution. Here's why: The baby will have to lie on It's side like I said earlier. Medically, nursing mothers are always discouraged from feeding their babies in such position, i.e. lying side by side without propping the baby's head up. It can cause the escape of contents into the inner ear from the mouth (there's connection between both cavities). This can give the baby otorrhoea, something which would definitely scare you enough to take him to visit doctor. But have you tried being adventurous, cos if you are, you wouldn't think of limiting your stuff to the bed alone. How 'bout in a car, in the courtyard or in the kitchen and bathroom as others have suggested? |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 5:48am On Jun 14, 2017 |
permsec:lol.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ceaser: 5:52am On Jun 14, 2017 |
dasparrow: I have a solution to that. Perhaps ladies should stop getting married and having babies altogether. Even the single ones out there should stay off prick-in to avoid babies-out which slackens the vag1na. That way they can all keep it all tight into their mid-forties. I think that's a great idea. 1 Like |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 5:54am On Jun 14, 2017 |
newlander:it's simple now, get a house help, when it's ttime for action, let the maid take care of him, if he cry, ignore, highest it's just 1 hr . Because, any sons that does that are the once that have a great love for his father. That's the concept but you won't understand |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ceaser: 5:56am On Jun 14, 2017 |
LesbianBoy: Lol. She'll be dead tired by the time the big guy is done with her na. Haba! You wan kill the horse ne? 1 Like |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Genius100: 6:05am On Jun 14, 2017 |
You better send him to his room. At 6 months, he needs to start sleeping in his own room otherwise say good bye to your sex life. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ceaser: 6:13am On Jun 14, 2017 |
Bism: Abegi! There is no biggie in this subject. Who no dey go jiggy with their spouses? It's legal na. If its the shameful stuffs now like wife or husband battery or fights, your viewpoint may hold sway. 1 Like |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ariklawani(f): 6:13am On Jun 14, 2017 |
newlander: |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Lanceslot(m): 6:15am On Jun 14, 2017 |
Sacluxpaint:No go marry you hear? Old man. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 6:16am On Jun 14, 2017 |
dasparrow:well said!, May the universe bless you for this comment |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by senatorizyking(m): 6:16am On Jun 14, 2017 |
newlander: Hahahaha your lil king has joined the bad gang |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ariklawani(f): 6:22am On Jun 14, 2017 |
ceaser:You got it all wrong 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by mrsfavour(f): 6:23am On Jun 14, 2017 |
bewla:my dear ,that one concern him,any which way. 1 Like |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Ayatdeen(m): 6:37am On Jun 14, 2017 |
kill him...... Mumu dey post nonsense cuz he has nairaland account |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by thunderbabs: 6:44am On Jun 14, 2017 |
Brooke60: Haa, 6 month old sleeping pills 1 Like |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by nnaemmy(m): 6:47am On Jun 14, 2017 |
Quickie is the only way out for now until the dude gets older (like from one year and above) be it in the kitchen, bathroom, store etc |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by SirVintageCock: 6:51am On Jun 14, 2017 |
ceaser:Let me send this up for better view. Thanks a bunch for the medical infusions |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Maniashow: 6:56am On Jun 14, 2017 |
newlander:Hope the sleeping pills won't have a bad effect on the guy |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by gordii(m): 6:57am On Jun 14, 2017 |
Quite the most flexible, reasonable, and obvious solution, shocked people aren't talking about this... I ain't married, but i think when a man gets to that stage in life, you have to devise ways to satisfy both your little boys armyofone: |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by psalmistkakah(m): 7:04am On Jun 14, 2017 |
Me too in the same situation. My boy wil just wake and smile then drag the mum... As for me i give up until he reaches 2 years, i wll transfer him to his aunty bedroom... |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Btruth: 7:05am On Jun 14, 2017 |
Meaning your son no dey sleep at all? Which kind wahala be this now God? ........anyway, do fasting and prayer for 7 days, preferably dry fasting, and God will show you a way out. It is well with you and your wife as you guys cannot eat each other yet because of this young sleepless guy. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Btruth: 7:09am On Jun 14, 2017 |
thunderbabs:don't mind him. "Won fe pa omolo nii jare". Because of something way no reach 5 minutes they want to kill the pikin. 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 7:19am On Jun 14, 2017 |
newlander:pls oh. I read for one place say giving pikin sleeping pills no balm o. abeg o. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by nnamdibig(m): 7:29am On Jun 14, 2017 |
ashjay001:God dey |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by nnamdibig(m): 7:30am On Jun 14, 2017 |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by dreezybines: 7:31am On Jun 14, 2017 |
SirVintageCock: Lmao... Baddest |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by nnamdibig(m): 7:32am On Jun 14, 2017 |
IMASTEX:Especially the boy. Always on guard to look at what is happening The girl no too send. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by nnamdibig(m): 7:33am On Jun 14, 2017 |
Beey:Not funny sometimes |
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