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Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 5:44pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
Stevedison:Lol thanks bro. The story is centered on its name 'the 20 target', but as the story continues you'll understand its not just about sex. Leme give u hint, my sexcapades led me to having sex with a virgin gal in the university whislt being hunted by the fat ass girl, Nkechi who later turned into a cultist in the university. She haunted me with sex though, I became her slave. It was dramatic. Hope u enjoy d story while it progresses |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 5:46pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
Chipappii:Lol boss, as she come born triplet nko? ![]() |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Chipappii(m): 5:47pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
krissconnect: Lol. Na papa ejima plus go be the case |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Rukidiv(f): 6:11pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
[color=#006600][/color] i can't jst stop laughing, 2 months pregnancy, king solomon the #fast_shooter 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 6:18pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
Chipappii:Lol. I'll just kee myself n run away |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 6:19pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
Rukidiv:Lol. U no go pity my condition? |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Rukidiv(f): 6:34pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
krissconnect:ah ah how will? I wasn't there when u where hammering sandra na...... lmao. The thing is sweeting me jor 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 7:07pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
Rukidiv:Lol, thanks dear. More updates comin 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Stevedison(m): 7:35pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
krissconnect: wow. Ride on bro am right behind u. #following. Its becoming more n more captivating. Well done! 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by chisiudeh: 8:12pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
Ope o.. E don't hapun. How u expect to miss that kind one on one with the goal keeper?? Waiting for more updates tho. Keep it up. 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 8:36pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
chisiudeh:Thanks bro. More updates tomoro |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by zpetstunner(m): 9:23pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
more update bro 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 10:00pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
zpetstunner:Tomoro sir |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by supizino(m): 10:07pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
i jes dey observe 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 10:23pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
supizino:Nice observing bro |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by kelvinhilton(m): 12:30am On Jun 17, 2017 |
Space booked. 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Stevedison(m): 8:59am On Jun 17, 2017 |
Casala don burst. Buh why did she say it calmly ![]() ![]() Ride on bruh 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 11:08am On Jun 17, 2017 |
EPISODE 15... Sick! For some days, I couldn't get myself properly, i fell sick instantly. I was admitted to the school infirmary following my sudden sickness. Seconds sublimed into hours and hours to weeks, yet I couldn't recover fully. I started having dreams, strange dreams. I did remember two of the many strange dreams I had. In the first dream, I saw myself in a hospital whilst Sandra was in the labour room ready to deliver. After some minutes, the doctor came out with a worn face, he looked at me and said... "Congrats Mr, your wife gave birth to nothing". He watched the blankness on my face and walked away. In the other dream, I saw myself in the same hospital with Sandra in a similar situation, I sprang up when the doctor looked at me gleefully and said... " Congrats Mr, your wife gave birth to sextuplets" "What is a sextuplets?" I was very confused that I suddenly forgot what a sextuplets was. "6 kids sir, your wife gave birth to 6 kids" He said counting the fingers on his right hand and included one on his left hand. Is it that I'm so addicted to sex that my kids had to come in 'SEX'tuplets? Why couldn't they come in quadruplets, triplets or twins? Is it that God wants to punish me with my addiction? I suddenly forgot that I have six kids to take care of, here I was worried about the term in which they came, 'SEX'tuplets. I woke up from my sleep that night worried about the two dreams. I wished I had a Joseph with me, I thought about relating the dreams to Johnny, aww! that useless boy. He'll only try to fuel the situation by telling me that any dream you have at exactly a few minutes past 12am does happen like he was a village oracle. Yes, I had my dream at exactly five minutes past 12am. I thought about the dream where the doctor congratulated me on 'my wife' giving birth to nothing. How can a pregnant woman give birth to nothing? After nine months of restlessness and she gave birth to nothing? How was that even possible? It is understandable to say she had miscarriage and the baby died away but the dream appeared undecipherable to me. And was it even worthy of congratulations when a woman gave birth to nothing? This thought and many others raced in my mind as I sat on the infirmary bed sweating profusely that night. "Papa Ejima, so you finally scored a tap in?" Johnny said and roared into laughter when I told her about Sandra's pregnancy. He taunted me on several occasions using Sandra's pregnancy and most times it was unbearable. ... and he said i was two months pregnant". Sandra's statement continued ringing in my head, I realised I became a prisoner to it. In the refectory during either launch, dinner or breakfast, I heard ...I was two months pregnant", while bathing, during manual labour, during games, during preps, classes, chapel hours... etc. I had accepted the whole situation and agreed I'll be a father soon, but a father to sextuplets?, I will just kill myself and run away. The term ended and holidays began. I didn't agree to follow the bus the school hired conveying us to Aba, I went to the park and boarded a mini bus going to aba, I wished to be left alone. I got to aba so wearied, prior to the long journey coupled with my current situation. I got home, dropped my bags, got off my clothes and slept off. I visited Nedu the next day to talk to him about my situation, I did because I needed someone to talk to, I can't talk to Emeka my senior brother about it. I'll get all the jibes in this world from him, he might mistakenly call me papa Ejima in the presence of my parents unknowingly, and that will mark the beginning of my misfortune. I can't tell my parents because you already know what the outcome will look like. I know they'll definitely get to find out someday, but until then, I have to keep it away from them in the barest maximum. "King Solomon, don't you think we should make order for pampers and napkins, feeding bottles, cupboards, children under wears and clothing articles, hangers and mattresses..." Nedu was busy listing as he counted his fingers. "Shut up, I cut in, can you ever be useful for once?" "How useful again do you want me to be? I'm trying to help you get a list of things you'll need to welcome your baby or babies, because she might give birth to ten kids, you know how great God is" He said forcing a smile at the corner of his lips. "I don't need it" I frowned at him. "Do you even know how to carry babies, because you'll need to be carrying him or her or even them to school oo. See, you don't lift a baby from his head, you put your hand under his bottom and place the other beneath his back and..." He was demonstrating with his hands and an imaginary baby. He continued, "Hope you know how to prepare yam hot water? Because you'll need to be preparing it for Sandra every morning, afternoon, evening and night. Hope you know how to wash a baby's bottom when he or she defecates, because Sandra will be too tired to do it every moment. Hope you know how to..." I knew these things Nedu mentioned were inevitable, but I had to leave the useless lecturer with his teachings and went home. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 2:09pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
Rukidiv,stevedison,chipappii,kelvinhiton,supizino,eazykolobo,bruxy,zpetstunner,priestchurch |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by supizino(m): 4:17pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
i dey with una my brother kwantinu |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Emmysky(m): 5:01pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
amazing story. Following you like kilode 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by kelvinhilton(m): 9:33pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
This update is quite funny.. 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by zpetstunner(m): 9:48pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
baba ejima u too much....u go kill urself and runaway lol 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Stevedison(m): 10:03pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
Thanks for the mention bro. I really app u. And thanks for this update. Its becoming more intense and mind blowing. Thanks boss. I just hope there is a way out of this shit u r in. Good work. 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Rukidiv(f): 10:14pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
Thanks for the mention, papa eji's 2 Likes |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Rukidiv(f): 10:15pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
i'm waiting for the next jollof rice update ooo 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 10:55pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
Lol, thanks all. I had my way out, twas easy and fast... Next update tomoro |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by cyber5(m): 10:07pm On Jun 18, 2017 |
fire on brother 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 11:14pm On Jun 18, 2017 |
cyber5:Thanks bro,next update tomoro |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 12:54pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
EPISODE 16... Relieved Finally Hours gradually turned into days, but it seemed days rather turned into hours because it crawled so slowly. It looked like nature was trying to punish me too. I so wanted time to move so quickly so I could go back to school and forget about the situation that surrounded me, not just the situation but Nedu's jibes too. I started hating my home, my environment, the people in it, even the air it consists of. I needed to be alone most of the times but then I couldn't escape Nedu and his infamous taunts. During one of the many situations he taunted me heavily, it was a Sunday. We went to mass at St Mary's parish, Abayi Ariaria, I personally decided we go to that parish which was far from home because I was afraid of seeing Sandra, and being confronted by a baby bump girl. I was afraid of a scenario where a pregnant girl will run to meet me, embrace me and start saying sorts of things amidst the people around, I was scared that she might create a scene, throwing her voice into the crowd, pointing at me and saying... "He got me pregnant". I know meeting Sandra was inevitable but I wasn't ready to meet her now. On that Sunday, I dressed gentlemanly in my blue suit with a red bow tie and a blue loafers to match. I looked so sweet. I didn't care about anything, I only wished to go to church, talk to God about my situation, probably ask him to do his " miracle" in a fashioned way, maybe make Sandra's now popped out stomach go flat when she wakes up the next day, I avoided saying "get rid of the baby" because I knew that was a fallacy. You know situations can make you repent instantly, the well known phuckboy suddenly turns to a pastor. I couldn't remember the last time I opened my Bible so I searched for it for almost an hour before I saw it. We boarded a taxi and headed to St Mary's parish. The parish was beautiful, awesomely decorated and perfectly Behind. We were lucky that the 7:30am mass was just starting when we came. I made my way to the third pew, I never wanted to sit behind in the church to avoid being distracted by girls who had their future before and behind them, you grab?. Although I thought it can never be possible prior to what I was already going through. I can't afford to lust after another girl not because I was in the church, after all I smooched Sandra in the church once, but because I had a girl who's pregnant for me downtown. The mass started and I committed so much to it, I needed a turn around, I needed miracle. I knew I couldn't afford a miracle but I knew God can grant me a miracle. "Last chance oh lord! if you can get her stomach flat again, If you can change this situation for me, I will never phuck a girl again" These were the words that emanated from my mouth when the holy Eucharist was raised up. I realised I could really repent, I saw myself a changed being. I felt the presence of God hovering around me. I thought I heard a voice... "Go home son, your faith has made you well...." I felt so relieved when the mass ended, Nedu was looking at me like he met me for the first time, I was calm and walking gentlemanly. I told him we have to trek a little distance to save cost. We were walking down the road heading towards the junction when something struck me. I saw a group of girls walking before us. They dressed decently but their decency couldn't conceal their massive ass. One girl in particular amongst their midst got me. The way her ass swayed in the four cardinal points arrested my attention instantly. In a flash, my troubled self vanished, Sandra's pregnancy flew away from my memory, even the changed man I become few minutes ago evaporated. A girls asset can really reset a man's memory. Good gracious! I didn't know Nedu already observed the distractions before us. I gave him my bible forcefully and hastened my steps. "Where are you going to married man?" Nedu growled. "Go wait for me at the junction" I replied hurrying off. I knew he had no option than to wait because I had our transport fare. "Hello, the lord be with you all" I approached the girls and said to no one in particular. I knew I had the intention of talking to the girl in the middle but I never wanted to appear selfish. I had this aura that made girls like me instantly, my grammatical eloquence and composure... In a flash, I was ready to copy down her number when we heard a voice. "He is a married man oo, he has a pregnant wife at home, except you think you can handle the situation of being with a man who has a pregnant girl at home" It was Nedu and he sounded so serious. I looked so sober, I wanted to cry but the tears couldn't come, I thought I met the devil. "Where did I even meet this boy?" I asked myself. The girls left me laughing hysterically. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * For some days staying at home,I didn't see Sandra, or well to say I couldn't see her because quite a number of times I told her I would like to see her, she vehemently refused. I wasn't so surprised at that because I thought she was still angry with me and I was perplexed same time because I thought she will need my presence, to at least touch her stomach and feel my baby. As time progressed she yet refused to see me. I eventually told Emeka about about my situation and he promised to help me talk to mummy about it. It was on a Saturday when Dad had already gone to his office when I entered mummy's room with Emeka. He always had this way around mum which gave me so much confidence to tell her about me getting a girl pregnant. "Mum, Emeka began, you know some of the things that happen in life are as a result of peoples mistakes,and some of these mistakes are inevitable... " Emmy, can you go straight to the point? I hope you're not about to ask me for money because I don't have a dime" Mum cut in.. "No NNE, its not about money" "Then what is it?" She asked narrowing her eyes "Well, Chiboy impregnated a girl... " Jesus! which Chiboy?" She said standing up.. I was beginning to sweat profusely, my heart started racing, I was feeling the pounding when my phone made a sound. It was a message but I was too afraid to read it. Mum was walking up and down the room with her hands on her hand when I decided to peep in my phone and see who sent the message. It was Sandra and the message read... "Chiboy, I am not pregnant, I wanted to... " . I didn't bother to read the message completely because I already read ...I'm not pregnant. I looked at my phone again and realised it wasn't a mistake and it was really from Sandra. I immediately screamed.. "April fool mum, I didn't get any girl pregnant" I started laughing loudly. Emeka looked at me confused, I showed him the message and he joined me immediately. I escaped the question, "But we ain't in April, are we?". But I escaped a much bigger problem and that was what mattered the most. I heard the voice in my heard again... " Go home son, your faith has made you.... 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by krissconnect(m): 12:59pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
Cyber5,stevedison,rukidiv,zpetstunner,kelvinhilton,emmysky,supizino..sorry guys for the delay. I updated already 1 Like |
Re: The 20 Target (+18) by Chipappii(m): 6:13pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
krissconnect: U see why your mother has been telling you to go to church ![]() 1 Like |
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