[quote author=madejobi post=57702851][/quote]buhahaha. I cab tell u r damn tayad if staying home.

cris07:

lol... Ok sister, whr ar u posted to?

Thought I posted that already.... A middle school in boripe local government.

Hayormeah:


Thought I posted that already.... A middle school in boripe local government.

okkkk....am in ilesa west tho.
And u wont let me chat u up privately now...hmmmm.

Good morning this morning ladies and gentlemen pcm and Corp member in the house. How was your night? And how is your moral?

Hayormeah:


Thought I posted that already.... A middle school in boripe local government.

wow !welcome to my home town where u wil enjoy ur service year wit low cost of almost everytin.

Mosunbabe:
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That man ehnnn.....

He'll just come n be telling someone to squat down anyhow.....I get one nylon 4 my waist pouch wey I dey take sit down on parade ground

Lol I also enjoyed that his dance movement too sef.....

Got one nylon too,I cannot come and die.Don't mind the man jor,dancing like ....

hardeyincah:

19th july

i remember the kink jonz why i dy jonz ppl wy dy ask question like this when i dy camp...

Best1708:
Got one nylon too,I cannot come and die.Don't mind the man jor,dancing like ....

What platoon did u belong to?

Preciousify:

See me here ooo.
I finished my documentation at my ppa today.
I was posted to surulere local government.
the HOD told me to be free that if I want to do anything or go anywhere i should let them know so they wil know how to cover up for me.
Na to look for work somewhere be that òoo.

See ya plans,,,, you must serve ya country oooooo

Stream 2

ANAMBRA CORPER

Anambra probably have the worse camp in Nigeria,,, its a temporary camp by d way,,,, but the state is cool, 8,500 state alawee,, camp life was fun and stressful.
WEEK 1: Every where has already been fumigated b4 we came, it was peaceful, registration started immediately we came into hall of residence(don't rush, don't queue, in some hours or a day after you ain't gonna see any queue, u wud just walk in and do your biometrics wit no stress just like me), the soldiers are gonna start with their initial gragra, don't fall into their trap during week 1, frog jump wud b ya best frd,,,, week 1 is usually stressful,, u wake up so early for morning devotion, after dat! Its gonna b parade, join red cross if you wanna avoid most of dis stressful stuff,, or carry a medical cert claiming u are sick... Be prepared to hear d fire alarm by midnight(dis cud happen any day,, u must come out side wen u hear dis sound)

WEEK 2: By this time you are already a corper, you shud be able to recite the NYSC and STATE anthem (those in Anambra wud understand wen I say may the spirit of Anambra be wit u), boring lectures starts, Saed lectures also,,, book of life queue neva seems to go dry, inter platoons competition,, please represent ur platoon well ooooo


WEEK 3: Anambra camp life is extremely boring, but week 3 is da best, the soldiers bcomes more frdly, Allawee is gonna arrive , transport and bicycle alawance arrives, mammy market starts booming,, beware of Igbo people ooooo, you are gonna spend all ya money this week,, wen dey start selling sexy drinks, sexy meat pie e.t.c,,, take ya sexy photos here,,,, every tin in this camp is sexy,,, and before I forget,, we got a club in mammy "Las vergas",, this is da place were u are gonna fine da yahoo boys wasting Money.
Camp fire night is fun,, carnival was pretty fun too........,
Remember don't spend ya cash for those hungry girls,,, they are always gonna tell you dey are hungry,,,, I repeat don't spend nothing for them,,, you are gonna see decient and reasonable girls(this ones are neva gonna tel u they are hungry except u offer to take dem out)......, you are also gonna start missing camp this week even wit da tension of getting posted to a good or bad LGA......




Terms you are gonna hear in camp

1. This ones here(usually used by soldiers)
2. Is that clear
3. Corpers wee
4. Spirit of Anambra
5. Under d sun or in the rain



Igbo people sabi business sha

I miss Anambra ,,, and I am so angry I redeployed to Lagos

pinkyruledworld:
buhahaha. I cab tell u r damn tayad if staying home.

Thank God you know

100naira:
For prospective ocean 2 otondos, if you are by chance posted in fct for orientation, e no matter say na raining season we de(for my brothers from the east), the kind sun wey dey Kubwa so no be here at all so I suggest you prepare well both physically and mentally because on the day of arrival, parade na by 4pm sharp whether you finish registration or not. I also suggest that you come with your white and white plus canvas with space for your leg from house because the nonsense they share in camp de tear quickly and may not be your size else na to de look for your size upandan. Also if possible, carry your own khaki come to limit the stress involved in running upandan in maami for amendments.

The first week is usually the most stressful because soldiers wan make una feel them so you have to be ready to move when you here the sound of the beagle or the whistle. We did parade 3 times the day before the swearing in ceremony and plenty people faint well well for the first week so also chop bellefull and drink enough water. To avoid doing frog jump early in the morning because you didn't leave the hostel on time, it's better that you wake up by 3-3:30am to bathe and dress up. For guys that will stay in either peace, dignity, loyalty and humility hostels prepare your leggediz Benz because to waka reach where you de register or chop food(indomie hall) na long distance oo, even to go maami.

Be ready for extreme heat and numerous mosquitoes(if you are using a new mosquitos net please wash before you use to avoid stories that touch) be ready for countless sleeps, boring lectures, standing under the sun for hours, tiredness, your feet paining you a lot, sitting on the ground, squatting, rolling on the ground(for some), flexing in maami (for the ones with enough bar), platoon competitions, man o war drills which will include climbing high rope steps and walls(if you can't do no do), social nights etc. Note if you can't afford to eat in maami, camp food is decent enough.

I can relate to this. I was in Platoon 1. What about you?

cris07:

okkkk....am in ilesa west tho.
And u wont let me chat u up privately now...hmmmm.

Funny you... You are right, I won't.

jibs4lv:
wow !welcome to my home town where u wil enjoy ur service year wit low cost of almost everytin.

Hmmmm..... Time will tell. Thanks tough.

toogbasky:
ANAMBRA CORPER

Anambra probably have the worse camp in Nigeria,,, its a temporary camp by d way,,,, but the state is cool, 8,500 state alawee,, camp life was fun and stressful.
WEEK 1: Every where has already been fumigated b4 we came, it was peaceful, registration started immediately we came into hall of residence(don't rush, don't queue, in some hours or a day after you ain't gonna see any queue, u wud just walk in and do your biometrics wit no stress just like me), the soldiers are gonna start with their initial gragra, don't fall into their trap during week 1, frog jump wud b ya best frd,,,, week 1 is usually stressful,, u wake up so early for morning devotion, after dat! Its gonna b parade, join red cross if you wanna avoid most of dis stressful stuff,, or carry a medical cert claiming u are sick... Be prepared to hear d fire alarm by midnight(dis cud happen any day,, u must come out side wen u hear dis sound)

WEEK 2: By this time you are already a corper, you shud be able to recite the NYSC and STATE anthem (those in Anambra wud understand wen I say may the spirit of Anambra be wit u), boring lectures starts, Saed lectures also,,, book of life queue neva seems to go dry, inter platoons competition,, please represent ur platoon well ooooo


WEEK 3: Anambra camp life is extremely boring, but week 3 is da best, the soldiers bcomes more frdly, Allawee is gonna arrive , transport and bicycle alawance arrives, mammy market starts booming,, beware of Igbo people ooooo, you are gonna spend all ya money this week,, wen dey start selling sexy drinks, sexy meat pie e.t.c,,, take ya sexy photos here,,,, every tin in this camp is sexy,,, and before I forget,, we got a club in mammy "Las vergas",, this is da place were u are gonna fine da yahoo boys wasting Money.
Camp fire night is fun,, carnival was pretty fun too........,
Remember don't spend ya cash for those hungry girls,,, they are always gonna tell you dey are hungry,,,, I repeat don't spend nothing for them,,, you are gonna see decient and reasonable girls(this ones are neva gonna tel u they are hungry except u offer to take dem out)......, you are also gonna start missing camp this week even wit da tension of getting posted to a good or bad LGA......




Terms you are gonna hear in camp

1. This ones here(usually used by soldiers)
2. Is that clear
3. Corpers wee
4. Spirit of Anambra
5. Under d sun or in the rain



Igbo people sabi business sha

I miss Anambra ,,, and I am so angry I redeployed to Lagos

Life really is not fair... U were posted to anambra and u redeployed to lagos. Smh

#kogikopa

[quote author=toogbasky post=57719821][/quote]Thank you for sharing your experience. No worri I go do as you do when I go camp come back.

Tunnyz:
Stream 2

We dey here.

toogbasky:


See ya plans,,,, you must serve ya country oooooo

Yea, am serving my fatherland while I make extra cash.saw 2 vacancies already. ..

Why did u redeploy?
which part in Lagos do u stay.

Are you guys sure that this Kazaure man still remembers that stream 2 pcms are still at home? Make dem update timetable make we at least get hope na.

Guys please i need help o. I was posted to a school in Iwo. The school was in a very terrible state. But j made the mistake of going there hoping I'll be rejected. Alas, i got accepted. After that, i got a request letter from the Surveyor General office. I went back to the school Hoping for a rejection letter. Despite a note from someone at the ministry of education, they refused. Rather they wrote on my request letter that "Released on the Basis of this letter. I studied Surveying which is more of a practical course. I explained to them, but they were not having any of it. Then i took the request letter (which contains a note from the School) to The Nysc Secretariat. They didn't collect it. I had to take it back to my LGI. The man wasn't around. And when last i called him, he was always shouting at me. I dropped the posting letter and the request letter at the LGI office sha. I don't know if they can do anything about it. If anyone happens to know someone in Osun that can help me. Kindly assist me. I was even willing to pay if need be. But our conversation didn't even materialise to the position of bringing that in. Kindly read this epistle, and help please . Thanks

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Guys please i need help o. I was posted to a school in Iwo. The school was in a very terrible state. But j made the mistake of going there hoping I'll be rejected. Alas, i got accepted. After that, i got a request letter from the Surveyor General office. I went back to the school Hoping for a rejection letter. Despite a note from someone at the ministry of education, they refused. Rather they wrote on my request letter that "Released on the Basis of this letter. I studied Surveying which is more of a practical course. I explained to them, but they were not having any of it. Then i took the request letter (which contains a note from the School) to The Nysc Secretariat. They didn't collect it. I had to take it back to my LGI. The man wasn't around. And when last i called him, he was always shouting at me. I dropped the posting letter and the request letter at the LGI office sha. I don't know if they can do anything about it. If anyone happens to know someone in Osun that can help me. Kindly assist me. I was even willing to pay if need be. But our conversation didn't even materialise to the position of bringing that in. Kindly read this epistle, and help please . Thanks

Brother, just take your acceptance letter and do your documentation. Your LGI, try and talk to him, once you are able to do the documentation with the new acceptance, you are good to go, your morale go high

Preciousify:

Yea, am serving my fatherland while I make extra cash.saw 2 vacancies already. ..

Why did u redeploy?
which part in Lagos do u stay.

Da Federal government wants u to serve 9ja full tym(that's the reason for 19,800), you swore to this during camp(you are gonna serve ur country under d sun or in d rain),,,,; I don't even know why I redeployed to lag sef(pressure from family it shud be),,,,, I stay at lekki phase 1

Hello Everyone,

If you are a Corp member- Batch A stream 1 2017 and leaving in Abuja, an Organization is currently shortlisting for Office Assistant, kindly drop you email for details and application. This position is only for Batch A Stream 1 2017, Corps Member only. Thanks

HRMSuss:
Hello Everyone,

If you are a Corp member- Batch A stream 1 2017 and leaving in Abuja, an Organization is currently shortlisting for Office Assistant, kindly drop you email for details and application. This position is only for Batch A Stream 1 2017, Corps Member only. Thanks

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Mexyz:
Are you guys sure that this Kazaure man still remembers that stream 2 pcms are still at home? Make dem update timetable make we at least get hope na.

*In lai muhammed's voice*

Due to d current state of insecurity in d country ( d northers givin d igbos quit notice to leave and vice versa) and also d financial state of d country, there will be no 2017 batch A stream II. All stream II prospective corp membas are advised to register again when the 2017 batch b registration portal opens on d 11th of november.

#kogikopa

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thorrvik55:


*In lai muhammed's voice*

Due to d current state of insecurity in d country ( d northers givin d igbos quit notice to leave and vice versa) and also d financial state of d country, there will be no 2017 batch A stream II. All stream II prospective corp membas are advised to register again when the 2017 batch b registration portal opens on d 11th of november.

#kogikopa

KOGIKOPA which LGA are u posted to?.

thorrvik55:


*In lai muhammed's voice*

Due to d current state of insecurity in d country ( d northers givin d igbos quit notice to leave and vice versa) and also d financial state of d country, there will be no 2017 batch A stream II. All stream II prospective corp membas are advised to register again when the 2017 batch b registration portal opens on d 11th of november.

#kogikopa

You deserve koboko. Haba! Wicked somebody.

thorrvik55:


*In lai muhammed's voice*

Due to d current state of insecurity in d country ( d northers givin d igbos quit notice to leave and vice versa) and also d financial state of d country, there will be no 2017 batch A stream II. All stream II prospective corp membas are advised to register again when the 2017 batch b registration portal opens on d 11th of november.

#kogikopa

f
Why are you lying like lier Mohammed
Fear God now

Mosunbabe:
What platoon did u belong to?

The leading platoon,Platoon 1