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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by megareal: 2:21pm On Jun 21, 2017
Hychineson:
I know him very very well. Even spoke wt him after the resurrection. Do u wanna speak wt him??

Not really. But it's interesting and more real that someone knows him.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 2:22pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

That there's no foolproof explanation now doesn't mean that there won't be one tomorrow.
What now happens then? Render god powerless?
Sorry, there is no explanation because u will go against many basic physiologic principles to try to explain it.
Thats why its unexplainable.

Not because there will be explanation in the future.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 2:23pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

At least mine is imaginary grin ?
Beisdes everyone knows i explained the amalekite scripture on that same page.
(I will post the mention soon to disgrace u once again here)

Before i do that,
So is that why u lied that Ebuka Doesnt go to church?

What am I to do with your lie lie talk? How can you lie and call it an explanation. So you lied and assumed that lies can be excused as explanations abi? Well done Felixmumu. And for lying that you are a doctor with a specialty, using the word imaginary will not help you here .
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 2:26pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


What am I to do with your lie lie talk? How can you lie and call it an explanation. So you lied and assumed that lies can be excused as explanations abi? Well done Felixmumu. And for lying that you are a doctor with a specialty, using the word imaginary will not help you here .
By God's grace
Some of The doctors here already know who i am,
So if you like kill yourself because of inferiority complex that you couldn't become one.
Thats your cup of tea.

It doesnt absolve you of the lies.
So explain
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 2:27pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

Sorry, there is no explanation because u will go against many basic physiologic principles to try to explain it.
Thats why its unexplainable.

Not because there will be explanation in the future.
Things go against the basic principles of science all the time naa, that doesn't make them wrong.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 2:28pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

Things go against the basic principles of science all the time naa, that doesn't make them wrong.
Wow
So why do u question miracles?

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 2:28pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Lol, you wanna initiate another drama àbí...

Kwantinue.
tongue
Lol.
I've been off Nairaland for a bit.
Lemme come and start disturbing again naa, or how you see am?
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 2:31pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

Wow
So why do u question miracles?
Ascribing it to a god is what I question.
If it is demonstrated as an exception that proves the rule, then I have no issues with it.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 2:32pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

Ascribing it to a god is what I question.
If it is demonstrated as an exception that proves the rule, then I have no issues with it.
Oh so its the "God" part that pains you?
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 2:32pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

Ascribing it to a god is what I question.
If it is demonstrated as an exception that proves the rule, then I have no issues with it.
The miracle is not really your problem
Oh so its the "God" part that pains you?
I see shocked

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jun 21, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


you like wahala cheesy
I dae learn the types of wahala from them ni oo
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 2:34pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

What will you do when science finally describes the pathophysiology behind Autoresuscitation? Declare that there is no god or move on to another medical "mystery"?


Attempt to give a name to Medical mystery is nothing new. Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy when it was initially being studied was thought to happen only to boxers so it was called Dementia Pugilistica but through the good works of Dr. Bennett Omalu, we now know exactly how it happens.
What if Dr. Omalu took the easy way out and said it was god?

What will you do if science never can explain it and they admit to it and Lazarus syndrome remains a medical mystery till the day you suck in your last breathe? Would you ask those around you to make sure they attempt resuscitation on you just in case autoresuscitation ends up happening to you after death?

Would you declare there is God or claim its just one of those things and move to the next menu on your plate?

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 2:35pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

By God's grace
Some of The doctors here already know who i am,
So if you like kill yourself because of inferiority complex that you couldn't become one.
Thats your cup of tea.

It doesnt absolve you of the lies.
So explain

No one knows who you are. No one knows your specialty. Name one doctor here that knows you and let him come forward and tell us your specialty. You remain a liar. Why should I allow inferiority complex to worry me over something that I don't want? Did I tell you that I want to be a doctor? I never want to be one. I am very satisfied with my profession and my business at the moment. Just go and get a job and stop imagining that you are a doctor. Mr lie lie.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

Lol.
I've been off Nairaland for a bit.
Lemme come and start disturbing again naa, or how you see am?
You need the break jare. There is more to life than been on NL 24/7. Me sef just come online, hear say another JESUS CHRIST has surface. But the difference be say, this one resurrect after few hours.
Kai, Religion dae play AZONTO with people thinking faculty oo.

Anyways,
I play with Dr Felix and Space today bro. Those guys really funny gaan....

I wonder how dem take pass PRE-MB

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 2:37pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

Wow
So why do u question miracles?


A very appropriate question which he already gave an answer to unknowingly while making his own comment. Lol

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 2:37pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

The miracle is not really your problem
Oh so its the "God" part that pains you?
I see shocked
Ascribing it to god is intellectual laziness, it dumbs the inquisitive mind.
If the healthcare community didn't go out of their way to look for the cause and cure of malaria, odds is that africa would have been a desolate wasteland with lower animals reigning supreme.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 2:39pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

Ascribing it to a god is what I question.
If it is demonstrated as an exception that proves the rule, then I have no issues with it.

So if according to your statement miracles do happen which as you said, "things go against science all the time and that does not make them wrong (which puts miracles smack in the centre of this) ", what then would you ascribe those things to? Coincidence? Stroke of luck? An evolutionary bypass?

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 2:42pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

Ascribing it to god is intellectual laziness, it dumbs the inquisitive mind.
If the healthcare community didn't go out of their way to look for the cause and cure of malaria, odds is that africa would have been a desolate wasteland with lower animals reigning supreme.

Your malaria argument usually doesn't make sense because many of the people who worked on malaria, vaccines etc believe in God and his powers.

Besides, once u can explain it, it means it can be reproduced just like treatment and outcome.
Which will never happen.
All living systems in humans are programmed to die after a certain time.
That itself is a mystery.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jun 21, 2017
It's quarter to 3.

Say This kan thread dae make me smile oo, (AZONTO)
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 2:43pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


No one knows who you are. No one knows your specialty. Name one doctor here that knows you and let him come forward and tell us your specialty. You remain a liar. Why should I allow inferiority complex to worry me over something that I don't want? Did I tell you that I want to be a doctor? I never want to be one. I am very satisfied with my profession and my business at the moment. Just go and get a job and stop imagining that you are a doctor. Mr lie lie.

Even if i name,
You will still go and bring dictionary,
Like you did for "none".
Olodo grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 2:53pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Even if i name,
You will still go and bring dictionary,
Like you did for "none".
Olodo grin

You can't name any because you don't have any name and you have no specialty. Now you are arguing with the dictionary? The dictionary that you couldn't even read.

Mr lie lie Felixmumu.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 2:56pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


You can't name any because you don't have any name and you have no specialty. Now you are arguing with the dictionary? The dictionary that you couldn't even read.

Mr lie lie Felixmumu.

Sharrap, You wrote "you have non"
And you are blindly defending it.
Ediort. grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 2:57pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


What will you do if science never can explain it and they admit to it and Lazarus syndrome remains a medical mystery till the day you suck in your last breathe? Would you ask those around you to make sure they attempt resuscitation on you just in case autoresuscitation ends up happening to you after death?

Would you declare there is God or claim its just one of those things and move to the next menu on your plate?
Now we have gotten to the point of replying questions with questions.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 3:01pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

Now we have gotten to the point of replying questions with questions.

Goes to show you that every question has 2 sides or as many sides as you intend it to have.

Why ask me a question you hold no answer to when it's redirected at you?
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 3:02pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Sharrap, You wrote "you have non"
And you are blindly defending it.
Ediort. grin

And the dictionary link I gave you defined non as what?

Felixmumu.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 3:07pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


And the dictionary link I gave you defined non as what?

Felixmumu.


From Cambridge Dictionary:

none
pronoun UK ​ /nʌn/ US ​ /nʌn/
​===============================
B1 not one (of a group of people or things), or not any:
None of my children has/have blonde hair.
"I'd like some more cheese." "I'm sorry there's none left".
"Do you have any idea how much this cost?" "None at all/None whatsoever."
More examples:

We've got five accounts of what happened and none of them agree.
I thought she was famous, but none of my friends have ever heard of her.
The estate agent had pictures of the house from the outside but none of its interior.
They were trapped in the cave for a couple of days but they were none the worse for their experience.
We ran through the list, but none of the machines seemed any good.


============================================

Ediort grin
Continue Arguing
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 3:07pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


So if according to your statement miracles do happen which as you said, "things go against science all the time and that does not make them wrong (which puts miracles smack in the centre of this) ", what then would you ascribe those things to? Coincidence? Stroke of luck? An evolutionary bypass?
It could be dumb luck or coincidence if it happens as a one off, I've given an example here before. A set of twins fell from a skyscraper while cleaning Windows. One survived and one didn't, that's just pure dumb luck.

But if it is shown to happen repeatedly, like Autoresuscitation, then it's no longer coincidence or luck, there's an underlying cause. This is where science steps in and tries to unravel the mystery.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 3:11pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Your malaria argument usually doesn't make sense because many of the people who worked on malaria, vaccines etc believe in God and his powers.

Besides, once u can explain it, it means it can be reproduced just like treatment and outcome.
Which will never happen.
All living systems in humans are programmed to die after a certain time.
That itself is a mystery.
You don't get it. The beliefs of the people that discovered it is irrelevant in this scenario.
My question is this, what if they ascribed the etiology of malaria to god like you and space.tacular are doing with Autoresuscitation?
Africa would have been a wasteland.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by hopefulLandlord: 3:12pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

You don't get it. The beliefs of the people that discovered it is irrelevant in this scenario.
My question is this, what if they ascribed the etiology of malaria to god like you and space.tacular are doing with Autoresuscitation?
Africa would have been a wasteland.

Good one!
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 3:19pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:



From Cambridge Dictionary:

none
pronoun UK ​ /nʌn/ US ​ /nʌn/
​===============================
B1 not one (of a group of people or things), or not any:
None of my children has/have blonde hair.
"I'd like some more cheese." "I'm sorry there's none left".
"Do you have any idea how much this cost?" "None at all/None whatsoever."
More examples:

We've got five accounts of what happened and none of them agree.
I thought she was famous, but none of my friends have ever heard of her.
The estate agent had pictures of the house from the outside but none of its interior.
They were trapped in the cave for a couple of days but they were none the worse for their experience.
We ran through the list, but none of the machines seemed any good.


============================================

Ediort grin
Continue Arguing

Felixmoron. I gave you the definition of non from a dictionary. You couldn't trad and understand only for you to come up with this nonsense? What was the dictionary definition of non from the link I gave you?

non-
nɒn/
prefix
1.
expressing negation or absence.
"non-aggression"
2.
(added to adverbs) not in the way described.
"non-uniformly"

Felixmoron recieve sense.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 3:23pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


Felixmoron. I gave you the definition of non from a dictionary. You couldn't trad and understand only for you to come up with this nonsense? What was the dictionary definition of non from the link I gave you?

non-
nɒn/
prefix
1.
expressing negation or absence.
"non-aggression"
2.
(added to adverbs) not in the way described.
"non-uniformly"

Felixmoron recieve sense.
Lmao grin
You are finished

So "non-agression" is the same as "you have none"

KingEbukasblog, please come and see o.
Dalaman cant even take correction on simple use of english.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 3:23pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

You don't get it. The beliefs of the people that discovered it is irrelevant in this scenario.
My question is this, what if they ascribed the etiology of malaria to god like you and space.tacular are doing with Autoresuscitation?
Africa would have been a wasteland.
Not only because of belief of the scientists,
Firstly nobody ascribed Malaria to God
Secondly, there is nothing about malaria that goes against basic physiologic mechanisms unlike Coming back from the dead.
Malaria is pathogen, vector, blood, symptoms, treatment.

So your malaria argument is like comparing apples with aeroplanes.

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