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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 4:08pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

Lmao grin
You are finished

So "non-agression" is the same as "you have none"

KingEbukasblog, please come and see o.
Dalaman cant even take correction on simple use of english.

It clearly explains and even gave you an example. Mr blockhead. Non is defined as "expressing negation or absence" from the dictionary. It is clearly defined there. If I say you have non it simply means I am expressing negation or stating absence. You are a blockheaded mumu. No wonder you named yourself Felixmumu.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 4:11pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


It clearly explains and even gave you an example. Mr blockhead. Non is defined as "expressing negation or absence" from the dictionary. It is clearly defined there. If I say you have non it simply means I am expressing negation or stating absence. You are a blackhead mumu. No wonder you named yourself Felixmumu.

Shut up. Olodo
You are still arguing.
"None" in "You have none" is pronoun
"Non" is an adjective/adverb

Olodo rabata.
The dirty part is that you are still arguing.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 4:30pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Shut up. Olodo
You are still arguing.
"None" in "You have none" is pronoun
"Non" is an adjective/adverb

Olodo rabata.
The dirty part is that you are still arguing.

What is this fool saying? So what if it is an adjective? Are adjectives not used in sentences ?
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 4:37pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


What is this fool saying? So what if it is an adjective? Are adjectives not used in sentences ?

Keep quiet Olodo.
I am so shocked you dont even know the difference between adjectives and pronouns.
Let alone how and where to use them
And you are still arguing .

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 4:47pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Keep quiet Olodo.
I am so shocked you dont even know the difference between adjectives and pronouns.
Let alone how and where to use them
And you are still arguing .

Shut up. Felixmumu.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 4:49pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


Shut up. Felixmumu.

Sharaap, you have finally seen your disastrous blunder.
Instead of you to have quietly let it pass,
You wanted to prove right by all means...
Olodo. grin
Dullardmama
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 4:54pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Sharaap, you have finally seen your disastrous blunder.
Instead of you to have quietly let it pass,
You wanted to prove right by all means...
Olodo. grin
Dullardmama

Which blunder? Felixmumu.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 4:55pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


Which blunder? Felixmumu.
"You have non"
Olodo rabata grin

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by hopefulLandlord: 4:59pm On Jun 21, 2017
wow! you guys are like sibling rivals or something
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 5:02pm On Jun 21, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
wow! you guys are like sibling rivals or something

When someone simply refuses to take correction on what is obvious, he becomes a fool.

Please do well to correct that ignoramus.
Even primary 2 kids know that he is currently pursuing a dead argument.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 5:04pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

"You have non"
Olodo rabata grin

Says the Olodo doctor that says the brain sleeps. Felixmumu.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 5:06pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:

[s]
Says the Olodo doctor that says the brain sleeps. Felixmumu.[/s]
Hian undecided
I am glad another person has seen your foolishness on this page.
Arguing over dead grammar.

If you like, go and write application letter with such grammar.
Ediort

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by hopefulLandlord: 5:10pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


When someone simply refuses to take correction on what is obvious, he becomes a fool.

Please do well to correct that ignoramus.
Even primary 2 kids know that he is currently pursuing a dead argument.

this is serious
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 5:10pm On Jun 21, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


this is serious
Yes it is.
I know shame may not allow you to correct him.
But it will do him good.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ExInferis(m): 5:27pm On Jun 21, 2017
Amberon11:
You lack the intellectuals to argue with valid facts. Won't stoop to your level. Bye!

Begone, wraith.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ExInferis(m): 5:29pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


This is my diagnosis for you free of charge.

Wake up every morning and repeat 50 times (ExInferis is logical) x 50

Do this every day for a month and maybe, just maybe you would begin believing that lie.

Lols you obviously thought this is witty.

You poor insipid halfwit.

I wonder how long it took your insect brain to come up with that jejune effort.

Now, go skulk in your little shrine to Odin before you hurt yourself, pilgrim.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by hopefulLandlord: 5:34pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:
Yes it is. I know shame may not allow you to correct him. But it will do him good.
"serious" as in both of you are being too petty
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 5:34pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

It could be dumb luck or coincidence if it happens as a one off, I've given an example here before. A set of twins fell from a skyscraper while cleaning Windows. One survived and one didn't, that's just pure dumb luck.

But if it is shown to happen repeatedly, like Autoresuscitation, then it's no longer coincidence or luck, there's an underlying cause. This is where science steps in and tries to unravel the mystery.


Allow me use you own analogy to speak to you. If a set of twins fell from a Skyscraper and one survives while the other didn't the question you should be asking ought to be thus

1) Were all the skyscrapers designed the same way?
2) Did these twins fall straight down or intermittently bumped into things that slowed them down thereby making one die via blunt force trauma while the other survived same trauma due to angle of impact.
3) What attempts did the twins make to stop their fall or they simply just submitted to the inevitable? Did one try and another fail to try?
4) if same principles as above are applied repeatedly what would be the rate of death as against that of life?

You see your "dumb luck"analogy falls flat on its face right there.

Since you say autoresuscitation happens frequently, how frequent do you think it may have happened in the past 40 years?

Does frequency prove methodology? Is there a methodology which is applicably verifiable to autoresuscitation?

Since you agree that autoresuscitation isn't luck and medicine terms it a mystery simply because a lot of deaths have underlying factors and not just old age. Diseases are attached to these deaths and yet there have been records of instant disappearance of these diseases along with autoresuscitation.

So we are not just talking about death and revival but also elimination of the causes of this death.

I wish you luck with discovering the methodology of autoresuscitation especially when medically the cause of death was unable to be stopped.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 5:35pm On Jun 21, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


"serious" as in both of you are being too petty
Nah,
Just say u are ashame to correct him.
You have seen his errors.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 5:36pm On Jun 21, 2017
ExInferis:


Lols you obviously thought this is witty.

You poor insipid halfwit.

I wonder how long it took your insect brain to come up with that jejune effort.

Now, go skulk in your little shrine to Odin before you hurt yourself, pilgrim.

You just proved my comment right! My offer still stands. Will yourself to believe in your logicality and maybe, just maybe you will.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by hopefulLandlord: 5:58pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:
Nah, Just say u are ashame to correct him. You have seen his errors.
Chai!!! this is even more serious than I thought
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 5:59pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

Not only because of belief of the scientists,
Firstly nobody ascribed Malaria to God
Secondly, there is nothing about malaria that goes against basic physiologic mechanisms unlike Coming back from the dead.
Malaria is pathogen, vector, blood, symptoms, treatment.

So your malaria argument is like comparing apples with aeroplanes.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 6:01pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

Not only because of belief of the scientists,
Firstly nobody ascribed Malaria to God
Secondly, there is nothing about malaria that goes against basic physiologic mechanisms unlike Coming back from the dead.
Malaria is pathogen, vector, blood, symptoms, treatment.

So your malaria argument is like comparing apples with aeroplanes.
So, you were there at the outset to know nobody ascribed malaria to god? Interesting. Maybe you should learn about the meaning of malaria in Greek and Latin.

That you know that malaria is caused by a parasite borne by a vector today is because the scientists then refused to accept any lazy explanation like the way y'all are explaining away ROSC.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 6:10pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

Hian undecided
I am glad another person has seen your foolishness on this page.
Arguing over dead grammar.

If you like, go and write application letter with such grammar.
Ediort

Doctor that claims the brain sleep, is that one a doctor? If you like go and be telling your patients that their brains sleep. Felixmumu.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ExInferis(m): 6:12pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


You just proved my comment right! My offer still stands. Will yourself to believe in your logicality and maybe, just maybe you will.

Niggah git!
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Tapout(m): 6:55pm On Jun 21, 2017
MzJin:




Close ur mouth flies dey Waka pass oooo my hand no dey....

Lol... Btw, that tlc u were talking about may still be needed else where o cheesy

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 8:09pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

So, you were there at the outset to know nobody ascribed malaria to god? Interesting. Maybe you should learn about the meaning of malaria in Greek and Latin.

That you know that malaria is caused by a parasite borne by a vector today is because the scientists then refused to accept any lazy explanation like the way y'all are explaining away ROSC.

Malaria meant "bad air"
because they thought it was "air borne"

Please get your facts right.
Your desperation is at work again.

On the other hand death is as good as a Law among almost all living things.

Comparing malaria that was already known as disease with death is the real laziness.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 8:11pm On Jun 21, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


Chai!!! this is even more serious than I thought

Yea.
U wish it was the other way round.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 8:12pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


[s]Doctor that claims the brain sleep, is that one a doctor? If you like go and be telling your patients that their brains sleep. Felixmumu[/s].

Another Lie! grin
Olodo.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 8:26pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Another Lie! grin
Olodo.

Its not a lie. You said the human brain sleeps na. Obviously you brian sleeps. Go and allow it to continue sleeping. Olodo lie lie Doctor.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 8:29pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:

[s]Its not a lie. You said the human brain sleeps na. Obviously you brian sleeps. Go and allow it to continue sleeping. Olodo lie lie Doctor[/s].

Prove it.
Olodo grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by IamaNigerianGuy(m): 8:29pm On Jun 21, 2017
Amberon11:
Even I am s medical student and it is very evident that you have faltered severally on this thread already. Quit trying to sound "medical", you're at best a quack.

"A person is certified dead when the body is warm and dead" Lmao!!!!

... That quack is who you call a professional? A medical doctor who says a person is certified dead when the body is warm and dead, is that one doctor? Thrash!

I would not normally respond to such obvious ignorance as you display here, but I view you as a junior medical colleague and it is incumbent upon me to educate you.

The highest certifying body for cardiopulmonary resuscitation in the entire world is the American Heart Association. I happen to be affiliated with it , as well as its African representative organization the Resuscitation Council of South Africa. I am also at least a decade senior to you in medical practice , but I base this rebuttal on scientific reasoning not on an appeal to my authority.
In my post you reference, I am not making a personal statement : I am stating to you and other members of the public the expert consensus on resuscitation arrived at by a panel of 5000 expert practitioners who form the advisory council of the American Heart Association. Here is their website: https://www.onlineaha.org/

I do not know how far along you are in your studies so I will keep the discussion as simple as possible.

Hypothermia is known to reduce metabolic activity sometimes so much so that vital signs become undetectable without suitable and high tech vital sign monitors. This knowledge of its action on metabolism is utilized in cardiac surgery, neurosurgery and in ICU settings (therapeutic hypothermia). Patients with hypothermia have depressed activity with loss of reflexes and absent response to stimuli and may appear dead.

A patient brought in with a history or obvious signs of hypothermia should not be hastily certified as dead. An attempt must be made to raise the core body temperature to physiological range (i.e 36.6 to 37.2C) while following ACLS protocols. This is termed 'active rewarming'.
Else you just might bury a living person.
Survival after CPR in hypothermic patient has been recorded after up to 6 hours of coma :
Axelrod YK, Diringer MN (May 2008). "Temperature management in acute neurologic disorders". Neurol. Clin. 26 (2): 585–603, xi. PMID 18514828. doi:10.1016/j.ncl.2008.02.005.
This is the basis for the clinical pearl you scoff at - a person is not dead until he is warm and dead. (I trust that you know what a 'clinical pearl' is. If not, Google is your friend.)

Even a simple wikipedia search which - you have failed to do , supports my assertion : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothermia#Prognosis

As a medical student and future doctor, you should hold yourself to a higher standard and be more circumspect in your statements especially as it concerns scientific issues.
I wish you good luck in your endeavors.

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