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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 8:30pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Prove it.
Olodo grin

Mr lie lie denying the obvious. Everybody knows you here as the quack Doctor that claims the brain sleeps.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 8:40pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


[s]Mr lie lie denying the obvious. Everybody knows you here as the quack Doctor that claims the brain sleep[/s] s.
Mumudeen,
Prove it cheesy
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

Malaria is pathogen, vector, blood, symptoms, treatment.
Apostle must hear of this ooo.


CatfishBilly, akintom, hopefulLandlord, dalaman, Hahn and finally Dr spacetacular... Una doctor is at it again...

Malaria is a pathogen (1st blunder. I thought maybe it was grammatical error until he threw the second bomb, loading below).
Malaria is a vector (Amadioha, i cant take it).
Malaria is blood (Jesus Christi)
Malaria symptoms and treatment (we still understand this one)...

Jesus Olúwa wa Amin

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 8:52pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

[s]Apostle must hear of this ooo.


CatfishBilly, akintom, hopefulLandlord, dalaman, Hahn and finally Dr spacetacular... Una doctor is at it again...

Malaria is a pathogen (1st blunder. I thought maybe it was grammatical error until he threw the second bomb, loading below).
Malaria is a vector (Amadioha, i cant take it).
Malaria is blood [/s](Jesus Christi)
Malaria symptoms and treatment (we still understand this one)...

Jesus Olúwa wa Amin

You should know when serious talk is going on.
You dont have to foolishly clown all the time.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


You should know when serious talk is going on.
shocked
I modified your comments niggy....

Buhahahabaha.... Oga Felix, you no go kill NLders with laugh oo. Why pushing too hard to be a medical doctor like ya padi Traumalogist, general surgeon space.tacular

Ariwo kò ní muzik
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 8:59pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

shocked
[s]I modified your comments niggy....

Buhahahabaha.... Oga Felix, you no go kill NLders with laugh oo. Why pushing too hard to be a medical doctor like ya padi Traumalogist, general surgeon space.tacular

Ariwo kò ní muzik[/s]

Please, if u dont have any thing other than dumb comments,
Please dont mention me here again.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


You should know when serious talk is going on.
You dont have to foolishly clown all the time.
If you like, strike everything,,,, that one n'a your headache.

There are silly and stupid mistakes doctors avoid. Infact, it's better to be mute than making noise like ABOKI RADIO STATION
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 9:01pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

[s]If you like, strike everything,,,, that one n'a your headache.

There are silly and stupid mistakes doctors avoid. Infact, it's better to be mute than making noise like ABOKI RADIO STATION[/s]

Dumb.
Mention me, when you are ready for meaningful talk.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:01pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Please, if u dont have any thing other than dumb comments,
Please dont mention me here again.
Shey àwọn ayé ó sási ehh?... Stop disgracing the profession, is that too much for you? Why not maintain ya field of professionalism lipsrsealed
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 9:03pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Shey àwọn ayé ó sási ehh?... Stop disgracing the profession, is that too much for you? Why not maintain ya field of professionalism lipsrsealed

At least i have a profession,
For you,
Another doctor earlier confirmed you were a fool.

So i am satisfied.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Dumb.
Mention me, when you are ready for meaningful talk.
Have you ever contributed meaningful ideas to threads? undecided
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 9:04pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Have you ever contributed meaningful ideas to threads? undecided
Of course,
I am not a clown like you.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:28pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

Of course,
I am not a clown like you.
Shioorrrrr
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:28pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


At least i have a profession,

Been doctor abélé
For you,
Another doctor earlier confirmed you were a fool.

So i am satisfied.
Dancing,,, kukere
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 9:28pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Apostle must hear of this ooo.


CatfishBilly, akintom, hopefulLandlord, dalaman, Hahn and finally Dr spacetacular... Una doctor is at it again...

Malaria is a pathogen (1st blunder. I thought maybe it was grammatical error until he threw the second bomb, loading below).
Malaria is a vector (Amadioha, i cant take it).
Malaria is blood (Jesus Christi)
Malaria symptoms and treatment (we still understand this one)...

Jesus Olúwa wa Amin

This is why I had to help you with the different strains of Plasmodium. You obviously know nothing about what you claim.

Those specie of Plasmodium are known as human pathogenic Plasmodium species aka malaria parasites.

You do realise that a pathogen is a biological agent that causes disease or illness to its host of which malaria parasites are Pathogenic.

Try not to invite me into your world of dumb ignorance sir.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 9:32pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Been doctor abélé

Dancing,,, kukere

Next non-foolish comment please
undecided
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


This is why I had to help you with the different strains of Plasmodium. You obviously know nothing about what you claim.

Those specie of Plasmodium are known as human pathogenic Plasmodium species aka malaria parasites.

You do realise that a pathogen is a biological agent that causes disease or illness to its host of which malaria parasites are Pathogenic.

Try not to invite me into your world of dumb ignorance sir.
Anyways, I'm not surprised by your comment. Birds of same feather flock together. Two quacks in the making.

Malaria is the diseased state of MALARIA PARASITE infection. The disease caused by Plasmodium infection is malaria...

The pathogen is a parasite which is Plasmodium.
The disease state is malaria.

Hope your skull can grab the difference between PATHOGEN, INFECTION & DISEASE

Olodo...

Empty barrel make the loudest of noise.

Èm not suprise sha
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 9:34pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Anyways, I'm not surprised by your comment. Birds of same feather flock together. Two quacks in the making.

Malaria is the diseased state of MALARIA PARASITE infection. The disease caused by Plasmodium infection is malaria...

Olodo...

Empty barrel make the loudest of noise.

Èm not suprise sha

Shut up ediort
Instead of you to quietly take correction.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Shut up ediort
Instead of you to quietly take correction.
You never stop to amaze us on this forum. You et ya cohorts....

Malaria a pathogen? A vector?
Lol.

If malaria is a vector, then mosquito is a disease...

Hahn, akintom and CatfishBilly, where una dae oo. Dalaman biko show face oo

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jun 21, 2017
Gwan2:
Bros just thank say you no be Muslim.......You know how many people dem don bury alive according to Islamic right burial.
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Person go carry Naija situation for head inside this buhari regime, small thing em go collapse base on thinking....sharp sharp dem don shout Allah hu arc bar......construct one coffin, sharply em go see em self inside gound..before you turn eye dem don cover am sand.
.
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Na so wan Ganiyu collapse, dem even try pour am water e no wake.....before you know imam don come pray.....dem put am for coffin, dig ground put am inside......before dem cover sand dem hear person dey shout iya kafayat inside coffin,....em wife just hiss, mtcheeeeeeew....say abeg make dem cover the sand, na dead man e be to her before sake of say the man dey jobless with 11 children for ground
grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 9:41pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

You never stop to amaze us on this forum. You et ya cohorts....

Malaria a pathogen? A vector?
Lol.

If malaria is a vector, then mosquito is a disease...

Hahn, akintom and CatfishBilly, where una dae oo. Dalaman biko show face oo

Keep quiet olodo.
Even the person i was talking to, picked the meaning instantly that those were the sub topics under which malaria can be discussed.

But your dumb brain failed as usual.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jun 21, 2017
This will be my first insult to you spacetacular....

You're too dumb. Ya license of practice needs to be re-assessed to of truly you're a "General surgeon", "traumalogist" as claimed

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:44pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Keep quiet olodo.
Even the person i was talking to, picked the meaning instantly that those were the sub topics under which malaria can be discussed.

But your dumb brain failed as usual.
Abájọ..... This is serious....

A new trick i guess to escape.... Lol.

Not surprised sha. Empty barrel ni ó máa pariwo

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


Mr lie lie denying the obvious. Everybody knows you here as the quack Doctor that claims the brain sleeps.
Lol he's a clown. adepeter26 proved that to me on one other thread where he kept telling me that HIV is CAUSED by gay sex. Lmao.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 9:46pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

[s]Abájọ..... This is serious....

A new trick i guess to escape.... Lol.

Not surprised sha. Empty barrel ni ó máa pariwo[/s]
Olodo,
Mschew undecided
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 9:48pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Anyways, I'm not surprised by your comment. Birds of same feather flock together. Two quacks in the making.

Malaria is the diseased state of MALARIA PARASITE infection. The disease caused by Plasmodium infection is malaria...

The pathogen is a parasite which is Plasmodium.
The disease state is malaria.

Hope your skull can grab the difference between PATHOGEN, INFECTION & DISEASE

Olodo...

Empty barrel make the loudest of noise.

Èm not suprise sha

It's now clear that you speak from the bottom of ignorance.

Malaria would not exist without its pathogen or it's Vector which is the Anopheles mosquito.

Malaria is powered by its parasites. Kill the pathogen and you kill the disease. Both are the same. In the lab people do not look for malaria, they look for its pathogen and when it's found its killed.

The street name meant for the non medical and medical inclussive is Malaria but the actual name is human-pathogenic Plasmodium specie.

You need to stop claiming to be a pharmacologist.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jun 21, 2017
It beats my imagination to believe we don't have much doctors visiting Religion Section. So sad...

Some People have been spilling bvllshits since time immemorial. Kai malam.

Awuzuballahi (In aboki's voice)
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jun 21, 2017
AnonyNymous:

Lol he's a clown. adepeter26 proved that to me on one other thread where he kept telling me that HIV is CAUSED by gay sex. Lmao.
Lol. Here he is again saying MALARIA is a pathogen. Malaria is a vector....

Doctors àwọn aye

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 9:50pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Malaria meant "bad air"
because they thought it was "air borne"

Please get your facts right.
Your desperation is at work again.

On the other hand death is as good as a Law among almost all living things.

Comparing malaria that was already known as disease with death is the real laziness.
If you look at history books, disease conditions like schizophrenia, epilepsy and yes, malaria was said to be from god.
It was through critical thinking and observation that it was noted that people tend to develop malaria when they were exposed to stagnant bodies of water, this was erroneously thought to be from breathing in bad air, hence the name malaria.

Luckily for you and I, they didn't stop there, they went a step further and now you can make noise about malaria being caused by a parasite.


If they had been mentally lazy like you and still remained with the god or bad air explanation, you would have died off a long time ago.

So, stop this intellectual laziness. That we are yet to fully understand what triggers ROSC doesn't mean that it is automatically god.
god has been disproved with schizophrenia, epilepsy, porphyria cutanea tarda, I'm sure he will be disproved again with ROSC.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 9:57pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

If you like at history books, disease conditions like schizophrenia, epilepsy and yes, malaria was said to be from god.
It was through critical thinking and observation that it was noted that people tend to develop malaria when they were exposed to stagnant bodies of water, this was erroneously thought to be from breathing in bad air, hence the name malaria.

Luckily for you and I, they didn't stop there, they went a step further and now you can make noise about malaria being caused by a parasite.


If they had been mentally lazy like you and still remained with the god or bad air explanation, you would have died off a long time ago.

So, stop this intellectual laziness. That we are yet to fully understand what triggers ROSC doesn't mean that it is automatically god.
god has been disproved with schizophrenia, epilepsy, porphyria cutanea tarda, I'm sure he will be disproved again with ROSC.

You are funny o.
You just explained malaria with bad air and still mentioned "god"
How desperate can you be?

Please what is the name of the person who disproved God with "schizophrenia"?
I am Really interested in knowing.
Wow, You have to tell us this one.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 9:58pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:
This will be my first insult to you spacetacular....

You're too dumb. Ya license of practice needs to be re-assessed to of truly you're a "General surgeon", "traumalogist" as claimed

First of all you can try hurling the insults at yourself for first saying General Surgery is same as General Surgeon and that General Surgery was not a specialty.

Now you go on about Plasmodium and malaria. You and catfishbilly seem to both share malaria as your specialty especially since both your medical knowledge is only limited to malaria.

All I have been reading all day has been malaria this and malaria that.

You still do not realise that malaria is simply a human pathogenic disease.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


It's now clear that you speak from the bottom of ignorance.

Laughing in swahili. Not gonna respond to this.

Malaria would not exist without its pathogen or it's Vector which is the Anopheles mosquito.

You see your problem? Pride and claiming to be jack of all medical profession.

You bounce into threads without knowing what's been discussed. I summoned you to read Dr Malaria who said malaria is a pathogen and vector.

I believed as a doctor, general surgeon and traumalogist you claimed to be would see the ERROR. What did you do instead? You buttressed his point by saying malaria is a pathogen.... You couldn't even decipher between a disease caused by a pathogen and the pathogen itself. Chaiiiiii.... UK patients Yaff suffered.

Malaria is powered by its parasites. Kill the pathogen and you kill the disease. Both are the same. In the lab people do not look for malaria, they look for its pathogen and when it's found its killed.

Your trick of medicine after death as usual. It won't help you Sir.

The street name meant for the non medical and medical inclussive is Malaria but the actual name is human-pathogenic Plasmodium specie.

Its not good for a carpenter to be nightmare to doctors on RELIGION SECTION oo

You need to stop claiming to be a pharmacologist.
1st, you said I claimed to be a Pathologist. Now again a pharmacologist. Stop the lies please.
Time without number, i ve said this, I never claimed to be a pharmacist neither did I say I'm a pharmacologist.

Drop link to the thread I claimed to be any above pls....

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