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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by CatfishBilly: 10:06pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:

Now you go on about Plasmodium and malaria. You and catfishbilly seem to both share malaria as your specialty especially since both your medical knowledge is only limited to malaria.

All I have been reading all day has been malaria this and malaria that.

You still do not realise that malaria is simply a human pathogenic disease.
I'll be the bigger person here. I won't respond.
In case someone will accuse me down theline of starting it again .
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


First of all you can try hurling the insults at yourself for first saying General Surgery is same as General Surgeon

You're becoming a liar lately. You don't have to lie to win arguments or pass ymessage across. Where did I say General surgery and general surgeon are same? Post the link pls else for ever remain silent.
and that General Surgery was not a specialty.

I only about speciality called surgery and specialist called surgeon....
Now you go on about Plasmodium and malaria.

And what did I say about the points Sir or wanna frame up liés again ?
You and catfishbilly seem to both share malaria as your specialty especially since both your medical knowledge is only limited to malaria.

Yea, we use malaria cos that the simplest most people know. Should I use alkaptonuria or advancement of blood transfusion service? That will be forming ITK online. We (myself & Billy) aint in for online lesson.

All I have been reading all day has been malaria this and malaria that.
Chaiiiiii, it's too bad
You still do not realise that malaria is simply a human pathogenic disease.
Kai.... Mr man.... This is serious

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:09pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Laughing in swahili. Not gonna respond to this.

You see your problem? Pride and claiming to be jack of all medical profession.

You bounce into threads without knowing what's been discussed. I summoned you to read Dr Malaria who said malaria is a pathogen and vector.

I believed as a doctor, general surgeon and traumalogist you claimed to be would see the ERROR. What did you do instead? You buttressed his point by saying malaria is a pathogen.... You couldn't even decipher between a disease caused by a pathogen and the pathogen itself. Chaiiiiii.... UK patients Yaff suffered.

Your trick of medicine after death as usual. It won't help you Sir.

Its not good for a carpenter to be nightmare to doctors on RELIGION SECTION oo

1st, you said I claimed to be a Pathologist. Now again a pharmacologist. Stop the lies please.
Time without number, i ve said this, I never claimed to be a pharmacist neither did I say I'm a pharmacologist.

Drop link to the thread I claimed to be any above pls....


Can there be any sort of an afterthought from me when I clearly made my submission in one post at once?

Malaria is pathogenic! You can twist my words and say Malaria is a pathogen but middle line here is that no Pathogen, no malaria. Period. Take away the Plasmodium and malaria ceases so you can try telling me how you managed to separate Malaria from its pathogen

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:11pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Laughing in swahili. Not gonna respond to this.

You see your problem? Pride and claiming to be jack of all medical profession.

You bounce into threads without knowing what's been discussed. I summoned you to read Dr Malaria who said malaria is a pathogen and vector.

I believed as a doctor, general surgeon and traumalogist you claimed to be would see the ERROR. What did you do instead? You buttressed his point by saying malaria is a pathogen.... You couldn't even decipher between a disease caused by a pathogen and the pathogen itself. Chaiiiiii.... UK patients Yaff suffered.

Your trick of medicine after death as usual. It won't help you Sir.

Its not good for a carpenter to be nightmare to doctors on RELIGION SECTION oo

1st, you said I claimed to be a Pathologist. Now again a pharmacologist. Stop the lies please.
Time without number, i ve said this, I never claimed to be a pharmacist neither did I say I'm a pharmacologist.

Drop link to the thread I claimed to be any above pls....


Since you came to this thread,
You have not made sense.

Its people like you that couldnt enter or finish medicine because of this type of reasoning.
Very dull.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:12pm On Jun 21, 2017
CatfishBilly:

I'll be the bigger person here. I won't respond.
In case someone will accuse me down theline of starting it again .
Keep it lowkey bro... Those guys are really funny. Dem funny die
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:13pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

You're becoming a liar lately. You don't have to lie to win arguments or pass ymessage across. Where did I say General surgery and general surgeon are same? Post the link pls else for ever remain silent.

I only about speciality called surgery and specialist called surgeon....

And what did I say about the points Sir or wanna frame up liés again ?

Yea, we use malaria cos that the simplest most people know. Should I use alkaptonuria or advancement of blood transfusion service? That will be forming ITK online. We (myself & Billy) aint in for online lesson.

Chaiiiiii, it's too bad

Kai.... Mr man.... This is serious

A certain dalaman even had to step in to correct your obvious painful ignorance regarding surgeon and surgery and which was a specialty especially when you said you were ashamed of him for believing that General surgery was a specialty and you muddled it up by calling it General surgeon.

You seriously need a refresher course.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by dalaman: 10:13pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

You never stop to amaze us on this forum. You et ya cohorts....

Malaria a pathogen? A vector?
Lol.

If malaria is a vector, then mosquito is a disease...

Hahn, akintom and CatfishBilly, where una dae oo. Dalaman biko show face oo

That fool is just someone you are to banter with just to past time. He isn't someone you are to take seriously.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:14pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Since you came to this thread,
You have not made sense.

Its people like you that couldnt enter or finish medicine because of this type of reasoning.
Very dull.

Absolutely no iota of sense. Just noise everywhere on every comment of his.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:14pm On Jun 21, 2017
Someone is pained
grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


Can there be any sort of an afterthought from me when I clearly made my submission in one post at once?

Malaria is pathogenic! You can twist my words and say Malaria is a pathogen but middle line here is that no Pathogen, no malaria. Period. Take away the Plasmodium and malaria ceases so you can try telling me how you managed to separate Malaria from its pathogen
In olamide's voice >> Story for the gods, the Gods yehhhh
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:16pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


Absolutely no iota of sense. Just noise everywhere on every comment of his.
I suspect he is a med school drop out.
Or could not enter
Its all over him.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by hahn(m): 10:17pm On Jun 21, 2017
dalaman:


That fool is just someone you are to banter with just to past time. He isn't someone you are to take seriously.

I really wonder how adepete26 can argue with someone whose brain sleeps cheesy

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


A certain dalaman even had to step in to correct your obvious painful ignorance regarding surgeon and surgery and which was a specialty especially when you said you were ashamed of him for believing that General surgery was a specialty and you muddled it up by calling it General surgeon.

You seriously need a refresher course.
Yea, i guessed I stated my reason above. I know nothing like General surgery been a special instead Surgery....

But if there is a speciality called "général" surgery, then there is general Paediatric and general whatever. Hope you read in-between line?
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:19pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

I suspect he is a med school drop out.
Or could not enter
Its all over him.

Same thoughts I have. It can be a very frustrating and depressing thing and he is clearly frustrated. He keeps calling for re-enforcement from his friends by mentioning their IDs and has not made a single medical statement worthy of note ever since he began making his senseless noise.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


Absolutely no iota of sense. Just noise everywhere on every comment of his.
Really? LoL........ cheesy grin

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:20pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


Same thoughts I have. It can be a very frustrating and depressing thing and he is clearly frustrated. He keeps calling for re-enforcement from his friends by mentioning their IDs and has not made a single medical statement worthy of note ever since he began making his senseless noise.

Exactly.
The guy is one of those fustrated medical wannabes.
I clearly can see now.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

I suspect he is a med school drop out.
Or could not enter
Its all over him.
We have lots of you in UDUSOK permanent site
Yea, could say that again..... Anyways, i never claimed to be a medical practitioner.

On three occasion, a med sch drop-out has lectured and corrected a full grown graduate of MEDICINE and SURGERY. Isn't that enough shame?

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:35pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Yea, i guessed I stated my reason above. I know nothing like General surgery been a special instead Surgery....

But if there is a speciality called "général" surgery, then there is general Paediatric and general whatever. Hope you read in-between line?

So you had no idea that General Surgery is a speciality and you are living in the 21st century?

This puts paid to it. I am done with you. Your ignorance is painful and deafeningly loud.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by akintom(m): 10:37pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

You never stop to amaze us on this forum. You et ya cohorts....

Malaria a pathogen? A vector?
Lol.

If malaria is a vector, then mosquito is a disease...

Hahn, akintom and CatfishBilly, where una dae oo. Dalaman biko show face oo

Kikikikikikiki....... Felixomoron has been mentally traumatized by space.tacry. His brain has simply gone from sleeping mode, to comatose phase.

The duo are resistant to common sense therapy.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


Same thoughts I have. It can be a very frustrating and depressing thing and he is clearly frustrated. He keeps calling for re-enforcement from his friends by mentioning their IDs and has not made a single medical statement worthy of note ever since he began making his senseless noise.
Pics to you

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:39pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

We have lots of you in UDUSOK permanent site
Yea, could say that again..... Anyways, i never claimed to be a medical practitioner.

On three occasion, a med sch drop-out has lectured and corrected a full grown graduate of MEDICINE and SURGERY. Isn't that enough shame?

Nah sorry,
Because inside your deranged mind,
You can actually feel like a professor, you know?

But the fact that you could not make the cut,
Is Enough for me to evaluate you on medical issues. wink

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:43pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


Nah sorry,
Because inside your deranged mind,
You can actually feel like a professor, you know?

But the fact that you could not make the cut,
Is Enough for me to evaluate you on medical issues. wink

Sir sometimes I wonder why I bother. Even as I bantered with him I kept having this nagging feeling to stop stop stop because he was clearly delusional about his position and was simply not making any sense anywhere. All he was doing was just trash talking much like the picture he just offered me. Such a bore!

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


So you had no idea that General Surgery is a speciality and you are living in the 21st century?

Yes I don't know. I have no idea. I know nothing like general surgery but surgery.
This puts paid to it. I am done with you.

Lol.
Your ignorance is painful and deafeningly loud.
You could say that again Mr man. "IGNORANCE" is what you've been shouting since. Change mime jare...

Anyways, in UK, there are general Doctors, general biochemist and general biologist... Rotflmao

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:44pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


Sir sometimes I wonder why I bother. Even as I bantered with him I kept having this nagging feeling to stop stop stop because he was clearly delusional about his position and was simply not making any sense anywhere. All he was doing was just trash talking much like the picture he just offered me. Such a bore!

He is indeed delusional.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


Sir sometimes I wonder why I bother. Even as I bantered with him I kept having this nagging feeling to stop stop stop because he was clearly delusional about his position and was simply not making any sense anywhere. All he was doing was just trash talking much like the picture he just offered me. Such a bore!
E pain am.... Next take a chill pill.

Outta thread

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:49pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:


He is indeed delusional.

A simple acceptance of help from Google would have shown him In a heartbeat that General surgery is a specialty but rather than accept that help he would rather continue wallowing in his ignorance by mocking the UK and her medical specialities.

He is indeed delusional.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:51pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

E pain am.... Next take a chill pill.

Outta thread

You should know threads to post memes in
Why this foolishness? undecided
From medical talk,
See Where you landed?

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ftechclass: 10:53pm On Jun 21, 2017
It's been a while visiting this section.
Page 18 shocked. I have missed the episode.
Its spacetacular again? The only doctor on NAIRALAND.COM and Dr Felixomor, her associate registrar.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:54pm On Jun 21, 2017
spacetacular:


A simple acceptance of help from Google would have shown him In a heartbeat that General surgery is a specialty but rather than accept that help he would rather continue wallowing in his ignorance by mocking the UK and her medical specialities.

He is indeed delusional.
Yeah. Its funny too
Someone, who couldn't qualify to study medicine in nigeria.
Yet mocking himself.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 11:00pm On Jun 21, 2017
adepeter26:

Yes I don't know. I have no idea. I know nothing like general surgery but surgery.

Lol.

You could say that again Mr man. "IGNORANCE" is what you've been shouting since. Change mime jare...

Anyways, in UK, there are general Doctors, general biochemist and general biologist... Rotflmao


General surgery is a surgical specialty that focuses on abdominal contents including esophagus, stomach, small bowel, colon, liver, pancreas, gallbladder and bile ducts, and often the thyroid gland (depending on local reference patterns). They also deal with diseases involving the skin, breast, soft tissue, trauma, peripheral vascular surgery and hernias.

Courtesy : wikipedia
Courtesy : www.hopkinsmedicine.org
Courtesy : www.aamc.org
Courtesy : www.healthcareers.nhs.uk

Etc.

Painfully ignorant and yet so happy in it.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ftechclass: 11:00pm On Jun 21, 2017
felixomor:

Yeah. Its funny too
Someone, who couldn't qualify to study medicine in nigeria.
Yet mocking himself.
but come to think of it, in reality, he's far better than you. Here you claim to be a doctor throwing blunders about medicine the way you like.

If for nothing, i give him kudos for a mere "Carpenter" (tho sounds funny sha) to educate you about your own profession you graduated from, spending 6yrs in school studying. I think you have to keep pride aside and learn to take corrections humbly

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:04pm On Jun 21, 2017
ftechclass:
but come to think of it, in reality, he's far better than you. Here you claim to be a doctor throwing blunders about medicine the way you like.

If for nothing, i give him kudos for a mere "Carpenter" (tho sounds funny sha) to educate you about your own profession you graduated from, spending 6yrs in school studying. I think you have to keep pride aside and learn to take corrections humbly

Nah sorry, mahn
I dont take correction from fools.
I know you can do that

Sorry If I sound proud.
I cant sir.

Thanks

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