The best place to catch the lifetime moment is sometimes in the bus. This does not apply to you when you are not in a good mood, because there are some annoying things when you board a bus. There are some extremely annoying things people do that makes you regret even starting the journey.

1. You meet the preachers; imagine when there is intense traffic and everyone is praying for the traffic to reduce, then you see one sis/bro preaching the gospel. P.S nobody is saying this is wrong, but it could be annoying. The bro/sis start singing and after that they tell you why trousers is bad, they even use you to preach if you are unlucky. After that, they ask for what you can use to support the gospel and cajole you to drop anything.

2. You see the hawkers; all these ones are good at what they do. They always pray for traffic, so they can sell their goods. Aside the hawkers on the road that sells the basic things you need. There are some that are in the bus, they sell everything in this world ranging from agbo jedi, body soap, drugs, story books, love book, lyrics, multivitamin, insecticides and so on. These people have sweet mouth ehn.

3. The commentators; All these people make traffic condition over tiring. You see them commenting on everything they see. They talk about how poor the economy is, they argue about anything from politics, religious, tribe et.c. They engage people in the bus with all manners of unnecessary talks. I don't ever want to stay close to them.

4. The bad odor category; hmmm the list wouldn't be complete without these people. They have awful way they smell that you just want to throw up. Sometimes, they are either passengers or even the bus conductor. Mostly fat people do this when they start sweating. Pray you don't sit next to them through the journey.

5. The food mongers; all these ones buy and eat anything possible they see in traffic. first they are having puff-puff, next thing is rice, pop corn, biscuit, lacasera and gala. They don't ever tired of putting something in the mouth. Bad thing is if you are next to them and you are hungry.

6. The Proud ones; all these ones are something else, they fight for front space in the bus, they sit so comfortably, even when you tell them to adjust a bit, they find it difficult. They complain about how small the bus is, and even brag about how they would have gone with their car or cab. hmmmm.

7. The parole guys; you must have come across this guys. They want to set P at all cost. They don't mind dropping at your b/stop just to exchange contact. They even offer to pay for your t fare. They always want to engage in conversation with you by all means. Sometimes they always have poor English or mouth odor, too bad.

8. The Sleepers ; all these ones can sleep for Africa. they can sleep any where so far they are OK. They sleep, open their mouth and some even snore. They sleep through the journey even when the bus is noisy. Unfortunately, some of them over sleep and miss their B/stops.

Which category/ies do you fall in? lol.

lagos for all

I can't pray for my enemy to be under the influence of the armpit of a Lagos bus conductor.
The odor will leave you speechless.
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Lagos for all

lmao, kill me

lajoshua:
I can't pray for my enemy to be under the influence of the armpit of a Lagos bus conductor.
The odour will leave you speechless.
.
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lol

jessejunior:
Lagos for all

cc;lalasticlala

For real?

Hmmmmmm

I think it's only in lagos this happens...

Op you need a veterinary doctor
Cos ayam not understanding

This is a National problem that need attention...

What of those that wouldn't not buy anything until the motor is about to leave before they will start to dey shout
Pure water!
Ice cream!
Ogiri!
Banga.
Kanda
Card!

God banish devil

How many time will dis same sto

How many time will dis same story kip on coming up? o sun me o

Eko akeete!

Ile ogbon!!!

Eko oni baaje ooo

Oo baaje ti

LAGOS NA WA O!!

What bout those that fart in public transport. That should top your list

kingdenny:
What bout those that fart in public transport. That should top your list

Hehe... I think one could bear the fart compared to sitting close to the conductor's oozing armpits.

That smelling odour na him bad pass...

Spitting kelebe.....
Eeewwwwww!!!!!

edimat007:
How many time will dis same story kip on coming up? o sun me o

No b only Sun....
Moon naa dey...
Make d Mods cash you....

Ki ki ki

You forgot the corperate begers

lol. I deliberately sleep while traveling. I hate traveling so much and most times before I get to my destination migraine just comes from no where. Even when sleep doesn't want to come I force myself. sleeping through the journey makes it faster for me. Am a light sleeper though.

Pickpockets, one chance and robbery in traffic

lajoshua:
I can't pray for my enemy to be under the influence of the armpit of a Lagos bus conductor.
The odour will leave you speechless.
.
Visit www.ordercity.com.ng learn how to make money online through internet entrepreneurship

You ve witnessed it ahbi
Especially wen ur close 2 d door nd dey start collecting money from d back
dey would stretch deir hands
d odour will circulate

the jelilis- they drop the fart like olamide album it circulate and trend instantly.

the loud voice- imagine someone voice overshadowing the bus engine. their sound of hello is like a megaphone.

the talkatives - women, women I say women. typewriter can't type word faster and louder than some women especially market women.

the beggar- ow you go enter motor when you no get TP. wetin your leg dey for. trek for God bare

the mute- I fall in this categories, go just dey silent, over think my head off, I may not even hear you say hi to me.

Victornezzar:
You ve witnessed it ahbi Especially wen ur close 2 d door nd dey start collecting money from d back dey would stretch deir hands d odour will circulate

Lwkmd

Op what about d ones dat won't hear word wen conductor say "hold ur change...I no get change"
Later dey would bring 1k expecting 2 conductor 2 do some miracles about d change

The callers nko?
They start making calls from the beginning to the end of the journey. Always from one call to the other. It's no biggie as na their credit but they talk so loud.

Yinabim:

Lwkmd

lol
u av witnessed it ahbi