and we wonder why Africa and Nigeria is not developing.

"I did not prepare well for my exams, in fact I did not write anything on my answer sheet. I knew there was no way I was going to pass. to my greatest surprise when the result came out I got A1. praise the lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and people shout hallelujah. people applauding and screaming.


you are on the surgery table and about to have bypass surgery on your heart. then the doctor sees you praying and realizes you are a Christian. "my brother in Christ, the God we serve is more than able. he is a miracle working God. let me encourage you with my testimony. you see this job I am doing,... it is just God. in school I was the least intelligent but God kept helping me. even this job I was the least qualified that applied in fact I did terribly in the interview missing all the questions. but our God surprised me and I got the job."

now how excited are you to shout hallelujah with the doctor. I can only imagine the terror on your face.


these are the doctors, engineers, lawyers, politicians, accountants and all in whose care we are placed in this country.

it is all about Grace. not competence.

This is the very reason why we nigerians will never develop and evolve from our backward way of thinking.

AHCB:
This is the very reason why we nigerians will never develop and evolve from our backward way of thinking.

I like how you said "NEVER" cos it ain't happening as long as we continue with our Pentecostalism. grace grace and grace (actually means money money money above all)

a "qualified " medical doctor in Nigeria will tell you sickness is a product of sin. we still in the dark ages here forget all the ceremonial certificates people posses all a waste. glory to jesus

HardMirror:

I like how you said "NEVER" cos it ain't happening as long as we continue with our Pentecostalism. grace grace and grace (actually means money money money above all)

Money is the focal point which prompt almost every nigerian. Everybody wants to have it, not to develop their society or be their brother's keeper, but to oppress and subjugate them.

Truly, we're doomed in this country. Many just don't want to see it. Even those who see it, reject it or even pretend not to see it at all.

AHCB:
Money is the focal point which prompt almost every nigerian. Everybody wants to have it, not to develop their society or be their brother's keeper, but to oppress and subjugate them.


Truly, we're doomed in this country. Many just don't want to see it. Even those who see it, reject it or even pretend not to see it at all.

the bolded says it all. the very driving force is a hope of unmerited possession of wealth. why? just to be above every one else and pastors are capitalizing on this. do shady things to get a job and come shout hallelujah in church. steal money and act "big man " in church.
fvcktards

I was arguing with one of my friends that the amount of Illiterate we have in Nigeria is very High, Most people with certificate be it a Degree, Masters or even Ph.D. are Illiterates Certificate na just paper if you can't use logic! maybe the govt should add Logical Reasoning to one of the compulsory subjects in our Educational system.

HardMirror:
and we wonder why Africa and Nigeria is not developing.

"I did not prepare well for my exams, in fact I did not write anything on my answer sheet. I knew there was no way I was going to pass. to my greatest surprise when the result came out I got A1. praise the lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and people shout hallelujah. people applauding and screaming.


you are on the surgery table and about to have bypass surgery on your heart. then the doctor sees you praying and realizes you are a Christian. "my brother in Christ, the God we serve is more than able. he is a miracle working God. let me encourage you with my testimony. you see this job I am doing,... it is just God. in school I was the least intelligent but God kept helping me. even this job I was the least qualified that applied in fact I did terribly in the interview missing all the questions. but our God surprised me and I got the job."

I no fit laugh ooo. Infact I'm crying and laughing at the same time.

The God who helped him become a doctor will help him carry out a successful surgery.

Your mirror is indeed hard. You're really a snake

Hard mirror is on point. Religion is one problem and the almost extreme gullibility, stupidity, ignorance and hypocrisy of christians is another problem. They don't just want to let go of their sky papa.

Sometimes when you see these fakes pastors "moving and shaking in the spirit", it is not because there is a spirit or they are making it up but it is due to the fact that the gullibility, ignorance, stupidity and piety of their followers stuns them beyond consciousness. They knew people would be stupid and gullible but they never expected it to this degree.

Deicide:
I was arguing with one of my friends that the amount of Illiterate we have in Nigeria is very High, Most people with certificate be it a Degree, Masters or even Ph.D. are Illiterates Certificate na just paper if you can't use logic! maybe the govt should add Logical Reasoning to one of the compulsory subjects in our Educational system.

which government? Government that tells us to PRAY for the nation during economic hardship?

Martinez19:
which government? Government that tells us to PRAY for the nation during economic hardship?

So basically there is no hope 4 this country??

Martinez19:
which government? Government that tells us to PRAY for the nation during economic hardship?

hehehehe. our politicians know how to fiddle the sheeple

Deicide:

So basically there is no hope 4 this country??

if they keep on looting the way they are doing and the youths remain lazy, religious and money minded, there is no hope. Nigeria is the property of the politicians.

During an economic crisis, they ask you to pray for the nation while they keep on looting. They don't care. Each time they ask us to pray for the nation, they are appealing to our religious piety to keep us calm.

HardMirror:

hehehehe. our politicians know how to fiddle the sheeple

once you appeal to the piety of religious folks, their thinking faculty dulls.

Martinez19:
once you appeal to the piety of religious folks, their thinking faculty dulls.

like my mumu Christian friend that says we shld forget about efcc and prosecuting corrupt politicians. he says we shld just hand them to God. lol.
many wld say it is not not our business what the pastor does with the tithes and offerings but leave them to God. now that is what stvpidity means.
as stvpid as a Christian shld be an idiom

very dangerous testimonies

HardMirror:

like my mumu Christian friend that says we shld forget about efcc and prosecuting corrupt politicians. he says we shld just hand them to God. lol.
many wld say it is not not our business what the pastor does with the tithes and offerings but leave them to God. now that is what stvpidity means.
as stvpid as a Christian shld be an idiom

as stupid as a christian, as foolish as a christian, as gullible as christian, etc are all appropriate and recommended idioms. We are the justice that we seek. No sky papa will judge or punish politicians and fake pastors. It is up to man to punish evil men. I laugh when despite all that is happening in this country, instead of parents to fight for their children future, they say that they leave their childrens' future all in the hands of God. Curse be upon the inventor of religion. Oops, curses don't exist.

HardMirror:

like my mumu Christian friend that says we shld forget about efcc and prosecuting corrupt politicians. he says we shld just hand them to God. lol.
many wld say it is not not our business what the pastor does with the tithes and offerings but leave them to God. now that is what stvpidity means.
as stvpid as a Christian shld be an idiom

No offence, but I'm sure that your "mumu christian friend" is the gullible type.

AHCB:
No offence, but I'm sure that your "mumu christian friend" is the gullible type.

I agree with you, he is a mumu and you are not. so Mr not-a-mumu can you tell us why you don't trust your God to deal with the corrupt politicians?

HardMirror:

I agree with you, he is a mumu and you are not. so Mr not-a-mumu can you tell us why you don't trust your God to deal with the corrupt politicians?

I don't trust my God to deal with corrupt politicians. If the people who voted them in are smart, they'd deal with these politicians themselves. But hey, 2 cups of rice and salvation can make a man sell his vote and empty his bank account for tithe.

AHCB:
I don't trust my God to deal with corrupt politicians. If the people who voted them in are smart, they'd deal with these politicians themselves. But hey, 2 cups of rice and salvation can make a man sell his vote and empty his bank account for tithe.

HardMirror:
a "qualified " medical doctor in Nigeria will tell you sickness is a product of sin. we still in the dark ages here forget all the ceremonial certificates people posses all a waste. glory to jesus

I was watching a documentary about sleep paralysis last year on discovery Channel with a friend's elder brother who is a doctor and his reaction to it is" These white people are crazy ,how can they call a clear demonic attack sleep paralysis".

This is one of the main reasons why we can never grow and progress despite all our education. Spiritual problems require spiritual solutions and we are yet to see the spiritual realm solve any of the problems facing humanity, but we have seen natural solutions solve many and most of humanities problems. The spiritual is useless as long as providing solutions to humanity is concerned.

AHCB:
I don't trust my God to deal with corrupt politicians. If the people who voted them in are smart, they'd deal with these politicians themselves. But hey, 2 cups of rice and salvation can make a man sell his vote and empty his bank account for tithe.

lol. na so my brother

HardMirror:

the bolded says it all. the very driving force is a hope of unmerited possession of wealth. why? just to be above every one else and pastors are capitalizing on this. do shady things to get a job and come shout hallelujah in church. steal money and act "big man " in church.
fvcktards

The pastors themselves are doing it.

The foolish sheep just want to emulate what they see.

AHCB:
No offence, but I'm sure that your "mumu christian friend" is the gullible type.

The word 'gullible' is redundant once an individual has been identified as a xtian (or Muslim).

mmsen:


The word 'gullible' is redundant once an individual has been identified as a xtian (or Muslim).

@hardmirror,

The phrase, "it is all about Grace", has a double meaning in 'christiandumb'!!!

1.It alludes to the favour of god........

2.It alludes to the girl who sells buns in front of the church!!! She has only 2 buns for sale and they never finish!!! They only grow bigger!!! And these 2 buns are located under her sweater!!!

Deicide:
I was arguing with one of my friends that the amount of Illiterate we have in Nigeria is very High, Most people with certificate be it a Degree, Masters or even Ph.D. are Illiterates Certificate na just paper if you can't use logic! maybe the govt should add Logical Reasoning to one of the compulsory subjects in our Educational system.

Many Nigerians and Africans with degrees and advanced degrees still reason like their illetrates brothers and sisters that live in remote villages. That is why we can't solve most of our problems as a people. Even university lecturers hold unto silly and pet superstitious beliefs everywhere you go.

A university lecturer friend of mine was telling about his ridiculous bullet proof juju belief. I asked him to do a research on it, publish a book on its effectiveness and make money from it instead of just talking about it alone because it's empty. He should conduct a research on it and make money from it.