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Women Are Very Funny ! by Greenbullet(m): 1:15am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Some ladies are very funny, I want to share a funny ordeal with you guys concerning me and my girlfriend. IN THE NIGHT Me: calls her Her: Hello dear, good evening. Me: how are you Her:fine FASTFOWARD Her: so this is what you will say , abi !!! Me:Yes Her: I regret dating you ! Me: me? Her: yes you !! Her: in fact I Dont want to have anything to do with you again, I Dont want you in my life , please Dont call me,And I won't call you, Dont even come near me, I Dont want to see you. Me:OK. ( opens DREAM LEAUGE SOCCER 2016). THE NEXT DAY(Saturday) 7 AM- I DIDNT CALL HER 8AM- DIDNT CALL HER 9AM- DIDNT CALL HER 10AM-DIDNT CALL HER I think she was waiting for me to call her ? 11:40 AM - SHE CALLS ME and I pick Her: why haven't you called me since morning Me: you said I should not call you . Her: so that's why you did not call me since ? Me: Yes Her: (silence for 2 mins) Her: have you eaten Me: no Her:where are you Me:at the football field Her: when will you go home Me: by 12pm Her: OK, I will come . Me: to where Her: (silence) Me(silence) Her: sebi u are leaving the field by 12 Me:yes Her: what will I cook Me: in where ? Her: (silence) Me: (silence) Her : I forgot my chain the last time I came to your house, I want to come and collect it Me: Dont worry , I will send it through your friend. Her: (silence) Her: have you washed your clothes Me:yes Her: (silence) faint "OK" Me:Is that all cause I want to start going home Her: OK, am coming Me: to where? Her ![]() NEXT THIRTY MINUTES HER:knocks at my door Me: opens it Me: what are you doing here Her: I want to collect my chain Me: OK find it. Her: (backs the door) Her: kneels down Her: sorry Me: for what Her: I won't shout at you again, I was angry and i didn't mean to shout at you Me :Go and cook for me Her: Thank you dear . Ladies ennhhh they can shout brstome and fire but liver, dem no get. Sukkot Vockiz Smellymouth Royalroy Lalasticlala Mynd44 Tosyne2much Ishilove 14 Likes |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by ikp120(m): 1:25am On Jun 26, 2017 |
LMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I like guys like you who know how to put these bìtches where they belong. 18 Likes |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by iweecureyou: 1:40am On Jun 26, 2017 |
ikp120:hehehe hw abat ur dorghtar nko ![]() |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by microjoystick: 1:53am On Jun 26, 2017 |
ikp120:lol lemme just leave u |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by ikp120(m): 1:58am On Jun 26, 2017 |
iweecureyou:Mrcork just entered another alternate. LMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() Iweecureyou, Seunosewapenis, mrcork are all the same person. LMAO ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by microjoystick: 1:59am On Jun 26, 2017 |
ikp120:lemme be goin Paranoid guy |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nina4u(f): 2:11am On Jun 26, 2017 |
I just got to say wooww is that how naija gals behave? Thats too much drama lol 1 Like |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nobody: 2:12am On Jun 26, 2017 |
![]() Coz ur dating a kid and not a woman... ![]() Now, who i gonna blame here? 6 Likes |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by microjoystick: 3:09am On Jun 26, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby:plis can i followed u |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Victornezzar: 4:15am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Seunosewapenis:work on ur English 1st 6 Likes |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nina4u(f): 4:18am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Victornezzar:its time to man-up and get a beard ![]() |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Victornezzar: 4:21am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Nina4u:lol....but his pics ain't dere na |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nina4u(f): 4:27am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Victornezzar:tio nilo o. Lol you my dear.. You start growing it today.. You will look hot! ![]() |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by profland: 4:28am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Nina4u: LOL... You never see anything Just Imagine when but in your banana properly, she won't repeat[url="http://pengist.com/revealed-25-shocking-reasons-young-ladies-cheat-photos-no-18-must-shock-3/"]These hot photos[/url] 1 Like |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nina4u(f): 4:31am On Jun 26, 2017 |
profland:Yeah I'm blind lol thats why I ware glasses ![]() |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Victornezzar: 4:31am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Nina4u:lmao it has started coming it out tho But I want it in a moderate style ![]() |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by microjoystick: 4:32am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Victornezzar:who is askin u |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nina4u(f): 4:32am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Victornezzar:keep it well trimmed and ladies go faint when they see you ![]() |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Victornezzar: 4:38am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Nina4u:lol dat kynd faint.....heard it's hard 2 maintain tho |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Azumoney44(f): 4:40am On Jun 26, 2017 |
cant stop laughing since morning 1 Like |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nina4u(f): 4:55am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Victornezzar:no.. Just get a trimmer you can have it short like this... Or longer if u wish... U just got to maintain it.. But its sure sexy
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Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nina4u(f): 4:55am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Azumoney44:why naw? |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Victornezzar: 4:56am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Nina4u:my head av burst ![]() Tanx dear 1 Like |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nina4u(f): 4:59am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Victornezzar:Any time ore mi... Oh Eka roo by the way.. Hope u slept well or its other way around? U can't sleep? I know its 5 am ur time.. |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Victornezzar: 5:04am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Nina4u:lolzzz Slept in the afternoon dats y am awake |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nina4u(f): 5:23am On Jun 26, 2017 |
Victornezzar:ahh I see.. Hows the weather? Here its very hot 47 degree celcius |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by Nobody: 5:51am On Jun 26, 2017 |
What kind of girl is that? Maybe she was abused as a child, and now has esteem issues. She probably picks these fights (without meaning to actually break up) to confirm how important you consider her to be. Sad. She needs help. Anyway, don't say 'women are funny' because of these attributes displayed by your damaged girlfriend. 2 Likes |
Re: Women Are Very Funny ! by lereinter(m): 6:40am On Jun 26, 2017 |
who tell u women dont ve liver dont be carried away o |
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