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I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by ThosynThosyn: 12:42pm On Jun 26, 2017
Felt Hot yesternight and then decided to visit An Ashewo bar not to far from my place.On getting there I relaxed a little and then went to pick a girl so I could get in action on time and leave on time, got there,met a short fair lady at the entrance with a nice shape and quite beautiful, greeted her and negotiated for 700h.
Fast forward,we were in her room getting down to action,started firing slowly and then begin to increase my stroke fast when all of a sudden my engine just knocked :'

she tried all she could by caressing both engine and my nipple but all was to no avail:' It was one hell of an experience for me.

Most painful and sadden part for me was when I went out,the other Ashewoes and guys I met when I got their kept looking @ me like no be this guy enter now, like am a one minute man. I know blame them.

pls my guys in the house with a similar experience, I really want to know why my thing got knocked in d act,what to do next time if am about to go into d act.....

Note:It has happen to me twice before and came up after,surprised it didn't come up yesternight.

2.Was my first time bleeping an Olosho.

3.Also my first Using protection.....

Matured Response pls......... I feel good sharing here as I can't tell my friends due to bashing tho I know some will bash me here but I seriously don't care..............
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by Nobody: 12:45pm On Jun 26, 2017
cut off your deeq
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by Draei: 12:46pm On Jun 26, 2017
Okay this is not for me,
over to them fuckaholics....
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by Papiikush: 12:50pm On Jun 26, 2017
I think you should be more concerned about going for STD check up.

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Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by ikp120(m): 12:56pm On Jun 26, 2017
1. I never fvck olosho before.
2. I never fvck pussy or asshole before.
3. Next time, ask for blow jòb instead.
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by Nobody: 1:08pm On Jun 26, 2017
grin

Iamsinz the chic magnet..abeeg help ur brodaz cheesy

Maybe he didnt drink some alomo bitters before the fight
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by ThosynThosyn: 1:11pm On Jun 26, 2017
Papiikush:
I think you should be more concerned about going for STD check up.
I thought of that to,thanks dude
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by tosyne2much(m): 1:16pm On Jun 26, 2017
Be like say your village people never leave you ooo
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by Oluwapresley(m): 1:21pm On Jun 26, 2017
what does it mean when someone's engine knocks? did engine oil finish inside or what? *confused
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by ThosynThosyn: 1:22pm On Jun 26, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Iamsinz the chic magnet..abeeg help ur brodaz cheesy

Maybe he didnt drink some alomo bitters before the fight
oh what a pity

I don't drink stuff like that.
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by BiafraBushBoy(m): 1:23pm On Jun 26, 2017
It is a normal thing when you are digging a LovePeddler in her home!!

Some of them make use of local voodoo called jazz. They do it for you not to last long and get off them.

Next time I advise you to hire and girl and take her to your own house. You can visit clubs and expensive bars.

Paying a girl 10k for a night isn't that bad. You will enjoy yourself to stupor.

Avoid Ashawo houses (like they call it)!!

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Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by ThosynThosyn: 1:31pm On Jun 26, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
It is a normal thing when you are digging a LovePeddler in her home!!

Some of them make use of local voodoo called jazz. They do it for you not to last long and get off them.

Next time I advise you to hire and girl and take her to your own house. You can visit clubs and expensive bars.

Paying a girl 10k for a night isn't that bad. You will enjoy yourself to stupor.

Avoid Ashawo houses (like they call it)!!
Okay thanks bro never feel she can do that,I guess the problem is from me..........
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by BiafraBushBoy(m): 1:36pm On Jun 26, 2017
ThosynThosyn:

Okay thanks bro never feel she can do that,I guess the problem is from me..........

And there you go thinking that the problem is from you.

Invite your gf to you and bleep her.

If you mess up... then you can authoritatively say that the fault is from you.

If you don't... read my initial post again.

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Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by Fadiga24(m): 4:54pm On Jun 26, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
It is a normal thing when you are digging a LovePeddler in her home!!

Some of them make use of local voodoo called jazz. They do it for you not to last long and get off them.

Next time I advise you to hire and girl and take her to your own house. You can visit clubs and expensive bars.

Paying a girl 10k for a night isn't that bad. You will enjoy yourself to stupor.

Avoid Ashawo houses (like they call it)!!
Nonsense, Why will you pay a girl 10k when you can get double fvvvk for 1400 undecided


Op what happened was a natural reaction. You were tensed up and expectant and your body reacted to your brain waves.


Next time relax, take a deep breath, go in and Bleep her brains away.
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by BiafraBushBoy(m): 4:56pm On Jun 26, 2017
Fadiga24:

Nonsense, Why will you pay a girl 10k when you can get double fvvvk for 1400 undecided


Op what happened was a natural reaction. You were tensed up and expectant and your body reacted to your brain waves.


Next time relax, take a deep breath, go in and Bleep her brains away.

Must you insult in your first line to drive your point home?

SMH...

#Peace!
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by Fadiga24(m): 5:37pm On Jun 26, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:


Must you insult in your first line to drive your point home?

SMH...

#Peace!

This is how I talk.

Sorry, if you feel offended.
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by ThosynThosyn: 7:17pm On Jun 26, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:

And there you go thinking that the problem is from you.
Invite your gf to you and bleep her.
If you mess up... then you can authoritatively say that the fault is from you.
If you don't... read my initial post again.

I grab bro thanks but I feel am not relaxed before I go in to bleep her.....
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by ThosynThosyn: 7:22pm On Jun 26, 2017
Fadiga24:

Nonsense, Why will you pay a girl 10k when you can get double fvvvk for 1400 undecided


Op what happened was a natural reaction. You were tensed up and expectant and your body reacted to your brain waves.


Next time relax, take a deep breath, go in and Bleep her brains away.
Exactly bro, I feel am not relaxed and also tensed up......... Thanks bro.
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by kennykendo(m): 11:28pm On Jun 26, 2017
ThosynThosyn:
Felt Hot yesternight and then decided to visit An Ashewo bar not to far from my place.On getting there I relaxed a little and then went to pick a girl so I could get in action on time and leave on time, got there,met a short fair lady at the entrance with a nice shape and quite beautiful, greeted her and negotiated for 700h.
Fast forward,we were in her room getting down to action,started firing slowly and then begin to increase my stroke fast when all of a sudden my engine just knocked :'

she tried all she could by caressing both engine and my nipple but all was to no avail:' It was one hell of an experience for me.

Most painful and sadden part for me was when I went out,the other Ashewoes and guys I met when I got their kept looking @ me like no be this guy enter now, like am a one minute man. I know blame them.

pls my guys in the house with a similar experience, I really want to know why my thing got knocked in d act,what to do next time if am about to go into d act.....

Note:It has happen to me twice before and came up after,surprised it didn't come up yesternight.

2.Was my first time bleeping an Olosho.

3.Also my first Using protection.....

Matured Response pls......... I feel good sharing here as I can't tell my friends due to bashing tho I know some will bash me here but I seriously don't care..............

from what I deduce, you are always anxious when you are on top of a woman.. because you want to please her and last long.. plus when its time for sex you get over excited....

here's my advice
1. if you watch a lot of porn reduce it. most of them take drugs to act their scenes..porn can affect you if you want to perform all you are seeing thereby causing anxiety and stress on yourself....

2. when you want to have sex with a lady, relax your nerves by taking a deep breathe and let nature take its course.. don't try to please her or try forcing your mind to keep you up...the more you do this, the more your joystick loses its power and then it goes lump...some joysticks after they go lump, it is hard to get them up again.

3. once you start, know her body system. There are ladies who can't stay up to 10 minutes during sex, so once you understand her biology via pre-intimacy and penetration, the results should be used to your advantage.
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by ThosynThosyn: 10:11am On Jun 29, 2017
Thanks I will always remember this....
Re: I Feel Bad About This.pls Advice A Bro. by Xenry: 1:47pm On Mar 13, 2021
grin

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