It is very easy to borrow money. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. The problem is just to pay back. Many people will tell you that you should only give out the amount you can forego. Regardless, even trusted and reliable friends will refuse to pay back. Meanwhile, for those who borrow them this money, there are certain things that happen that they can relate with. Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency, outline some of them.

I do not have money to pay

Some of them can be ruthless and tell you point blank, that they do not have money to pay you. What will you do? You have two options- you have to forgo the money or be patient as patient as a dog.

Nigeria is even owing debts so who are you?

According to the debt management office, Nigeria’s total debt profile is $57.39bn. Wow! That is huge. The debtor may even quote this for you when you demand your debt. They will tell you since Nigeria can owe debts, who are you that cannot be owed? Hopefully, it is an amount you can forgo.

I am on my way to the bank

You call them, they say they will send the money to your account pretty soon. Hours later, you call them again, they tell you that they are on their way to the bank. They lie to cover up another lie. If you call them again, they may just say that there is no network at the bank.

They are never at home

The typical debtor will never say that they are home unless they do not have shame. The only way you can get them is to pay them an early morning surprise visit.

They rain curses on you

Sorry, some of the debtors can be nasty. They throw friendship to the wind and rain abuses on you. How much did you borrow me that you are disturbing my life? Their strategy is for both of you to become enemies so that you will stop calling them for your money.

source: http://www.opinions.ng/5-hilarious-things-nigerians-loan-friends-money-can-relate/

thats true some go borrow tell u say nah just because of dis small money u dey disturb me

That's why Richard Templar,in his New York bestseller 'The rules of life' said...
"Do not lend to a friend,an amount you can't afford to lose "
I personally do not lend,to neither friend nor foe...and by Divine providence,I have never and would never borrow.

If you see Nzekwe... Please tell him to return my 100k...

Make I no catch that guy for Nigeria,,,!!

IffaCatchYouEhn:
Some be like " When was thst"?

chisos.was his/her brain switched off when borrowing the money? Lols!!!!

*some people will stop talking to you even if you're not after asking for it.
*they stop picking your calls.
*they dodge your ways.

I have learnt from experience never to lend money I can not let go easily either to friend, family or foe.
I have seen money destroyed relationship built over years...

ok

We dont run a credit economy

Never give a loan to a friend or relation except it's an amount you can afford to write-off

eezeribe:
That's why Richard Templar,in his New York bestseller 'The rules of life' said...
"Do not lend to a friend,an amount you can't afford to lose "
I personally do not lend,to neither friend nor foe.

unfortunately I learned the very hard way

BiafraBushBoy:


If you see Nzekwe... Please tell him to return my 100k...

Make I no catch that guy for Nigeria,,,!!

Take am easy bro, I dy feel your pain.

I don't borrow my money so as to maintain the friendship. Cos I don't know if it's a curse on me that anyone who borrows money from me hardly pays back

Lol

i have learnt my lesson in a hard way, i don't borrow money call me wicked friend no problem.

nice naso o. for nsija here.
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ok

The God i serve will never let you die when you are still owning me money, you all live long and pay

A Redeemed Pastor still owe me money since Oct 2016 till now.It is one story or another. They keep asking me if i dey travel?Whosai! My wife must not knw that i assisted them wuth such amount. To collect back nah wahala

As in eeh op you forget to add when the see you on the road the will do as if the don't know you,somebori did this to me and the pain no be small

the problem with borrowing money is wen they come to borrow,they come with a smilling faces and always poilite but wen its time to pay back,u start seeing stone and scary faces

Some will even ask if you're the only one they are owing? funny fellows lol; D

They are in the hospital, they were being robbed, one of their parent passed away...lol

eezeribe:
That's why Richard Templar,in his New York bestseller 'The rules of life' said...
"Do not lend to a friend,an amount you can't afford to lose "
I personally do not lend,to neither friend nor foe.

Me seff...

Ever since I knew ds rule I hv had peace of mind.

eezeribe:
That's why Richard Templar,in his New York bestseller 'The rules of life' said...
"Do not lend to a friend,an amount you can't afford to lose "
I personally do not lend,to neither friend nor foe.

I'm learning that the hard way