Am going out today so i stop a taxi. There was a lady inside so i entered. On the way going we picked someone else and i am now in the middle of them.

So in holdup the lady by the window buys buscuit and collects her change. As the car starts moving the money falls on my groin area and she quickly reach for it and handle my blokos in the process. Sensing danger i immediately get on alert and place my hand on her groin area immediately and look her in the eye to counter the effect. I now check and my blokos is intact. I quickly dropped and flag another taxi.

how i know she is evil is when i handle her groin she look guilty and did not protest. people have to careful as evil happening in this country is much. if i did not have knowledge to counter this now, i will be in deep mess.

Get sense

Ahem!
Mbok, how did you know that your blokos will be taken

Splinz:
Ahem!

Mbok, how did you know that your blokos will be taken

that is the tactic they used to use. they try and touch you in the groin

I don't even understand sef
Please who is mr. Blokos Is he d driver?

I have laughed finish! 1st taxi is shared as in the driver picks up more passengers as he goes along, like a bus and then people are grabbing eachother's groins to combat evil! I am going to piss myself! I need to visit this country. I never laughed so hard

stressedout:
Am going out today so i stop a taxi. There was a lady inside so i entered. On the way going we picked someone else and i am now in the middle of them.

So in holdup the lady by the window buys buscuit and collects her change. As the car starts moving the money falls on my groin area and she quickly reach for it and handle my blokos in the process. Sensing danger i immediately get on alert and place my hand on her groin area immediately and look her in the eye to counter the effect. I now check and my blokos is intact. I quickly dropped and flag another taxi.

how i know she is evil is when i handle her groin she look guilty and did not protest. people have to careful as evil happening in this country is much. if i did not have knowledge to counter this now, i will be in deep mess.

You don reach calabar?

Op, You have a point but........
















I suspect you, how did you know her intention and tactics??

Oyindidi:
You don reach calabar?

yes ma

stressedout:
yes ma

Tell me about your journey

AngelicDamsel:
Op, You have a point but........
















I suspect you, how did you know her intention and tactics??

its what they call sixth sense. i know people that do this thing. they steal virginity too.

Oyindidi:
Tell me about your journey

nothing special. i used agofure

stressedout:
nothing special. i used agofure

Hmmm...I'm serious

Oyindidi:
Hmmm...I'm serious

in private?

Halfpenny:
I have laughed finish! 1st taxi is shared as in the driver picks up more passengers as he goes along, like a bus and then people are grabbing eachother's groins to combat evil! I am going to piss myself! I need to visit this country. I never laughed so hard

where are you from?

stressedout:
in private?

Anyhow u want to do it.

In Phyno's voice Iranu Abasha

stressedout:
Am going out today so i stop a taxi. There was a lady inside so i entered. On the way going we picked someone else and i am now in the middle of them.

So in holdup the lady by the window buys buscuit and collects her change. As the car starts moving the money falls on my groin area and she quickly reach for it and handle my blokos in the process. Sensing danger i immediately get on alert and place my hand on her groin area immediately and look her in the eye to counter the effect. I now check and my blokos is intact. I quickly dropped and flag another taxi.

how i know she is evil is when i handle her groin she look guilty and did not protest. people have to careful as evil happening in this country is much. if i did not have knowledge to counter this now, i will be in deep mess.

Oyindidi:
Anyhow u want to do it.

okay

stressedout:
its what they call sixth sense. i know people that do this thing. they steal virginity too.

Haha Haha Haha Abeg No Use Laff Kill Me Tears Don Dey Form Fr My Eyes


Virginity Chai !

@ op.

Just check out your topics. Na only you all of these things dey happen to. You're such a storyteller, at this rate I might have to start following you on nl.

True / gifted entertainer.

Chidexsco8448:
Mr 3 spoons of Milk Man...

Hapi new month bro

Hahaha, I like the guy's stories

op
which kind of super story is this na


at least lie reasonably