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How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Opinionated: 6:05pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
By Adeniyi Emmanuel Bamgboye Do you know you can spend just N20,000 on your wedding and still retain your champion as a perfect gentleman and in-law? Don’t worry, I am an accountant, I will give you a succinct breakdown. Registry fee is within N12,000 – N14000 depending on the local government you wish to use. Let’s pick the upper range which is N14,000 Don’t go and buy egg roll. One is now N80. You know you cannot afford this; the best is to go for Ghanaian buns. One is N20 , you can buy it loju (at) dozen for discount sake. Buy 2 dozen because of the impromptu and accidental guests. That’s approximately N450. It could be lesser, if you can bargain well. Buy a crate of 7up, not coke or Fanta. That’s N1,400 Budget N1,500 for cab transport. Uber is cheap. It’s your wedding day. You can’t afford to be a “trekkist” on that glorious day. You don’t need a photographer. Use the camera on your phone. If you don’t have a camera phone, you can use your friend’s own. To achieve all these, you have to make your wedding an alupaida (mystical) event. The one where your blurry wedding pictures will just surface magically online without you giving any of your friends prior notice. Some of them may be angry with you. Beg them well. They will understand. Don’t bother about new clothes; wear what you have at home. For your refreshment to be sufficient, make sure your guest list includes both parents (yours and hers), two of your friends who will also sign and act as witnesses and cameramen respectively. In total, you have 10 guests including you and your wife. With this, the Ghanaian buns and 7up are likely to go round. You would even have more than sufficient for the court staff who are fond of doing “Atenu” Back to my analysis. N14,000 + N450 + N1,400 + N1,500 equals N17,350. With this, you will have N2, 650 as change. Use it to cook honeymoon Soup. Enjoy your life to the fullest with your wife. Implement this religiously and thank me later. Source: http://www.opinions.ng/plan-nigerian-wedding-n20000-less/ cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44 88 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by JeffreyJamez(m): 6:07pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Poverty mentality 109 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Opinionated: 6:33pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
JeffreyJamez: Don't go broke trying to impress? Getting married is the objective not to get into debt. 303 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Vision4God: 6:41pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Doesn't look visible no matter how u wanna cut cost. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Ishilove: 6:41pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Well... This is for those who can't afford something more decent. Anyway sha, just say I do I do and carry you property home. Marriage don start O ga o Instead of buying Ghana buns, why not make small chops? It won't cost up to 10k and it will be enough to go round. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by fastgyal(f): 6:43pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Lol, this would have been very possible in the last century. Anybody who budgets less than 100K for a wedding in Nigeria right now isn't ready for marriage and should go and sleep. BTW nice joke OP, it made me smile. Economy Naija no go gimme heart attack. 41 Likes |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by itiswellandwell: 6:43pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Hmmmmm. Well, it can still be planned with 250k and it will make sense. Check the above link. www.nairaland.com/3771853/wedding-plan-250k Check my signature for your full capacity powerbank |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by deepwater(f): 6:43pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
My kind of wedding!!! Modified To those quoting me, your wedding expenses doesn't show your true worth. Learn how to keep your marriage and not your wedding... On this same front page a fellow woman is already insulting her husband for not being capable to hold his home financially for barely 4months, I am certain they had a swell marriage ceremony 55 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by TINALETC3(f): 6:44pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Op, abeg shift make I faint small 16 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by idu1(m): 6:44pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Thank you very much. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by AntiWailer: 6:44pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Lol. Nice one. But no go east to marry sha. They will kill ur confidence. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by kolajoo(m): 6:44pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by ovokooo: 6:44pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Nice tips Davido hangs out with cultists in Kenya as they diss Wizkid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_4dy9D89MQ 1 Like |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by greatwhite(m): 6:45pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
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Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Bisjosh(f): 6:45pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Nkan ti o to nbo wa se ku Marriage no be by force o 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Integrityfarms(m): 6:45pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
... Celebrating Poverty 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Nobody: 6:45pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Which kind wedding be that one na. How to survive the Buhari recession in Nigeria (6 Tips that gets you more money) |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by empress101(f): 6:45pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
nawa oo |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Cholls(m): 6:45pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
my brother it is well |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
There is poverty in the land. You'd agree with me that this is a bend down select wedding 7 Likes |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
The recession of this Buhari's regime has really made people come to the realization of the value of money and how to mange resources efficiently. What the writer proposed is very very possible. I was at the market the other day to get some food items. I did not have enough money. Usually, I do my shopping sharp sharp. Within 30 minutes I can get all the items I would be needing for a whole month. In short, I can just stand at a spot and run all my show within minutes. But due to the hardship, I discovered that the more time you spent relating with sellers, the more value you'd get. So I spent approximate 45 minutes with the aboki selling beef. We talked and talked and talked and talked. Everything talkable. Buhari's government, APC/PDP, Evans the kidnapper, IPOB, everything. I made sure I was always on his side. At the end, I had more than enough meat for my soup and stew. The woman selling the vegetables and ingredients was not left out... I spent close to an hour too at her shop. We talked and talked and talked about the hike in food items and also about church things. I turn brother xxxx. In short, I had to help her cut vegetables for other customers. The stuffs I got from her were almost free. Omoh, these days... One has to be super creative ooooo. Nice one OP. 65 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by ADENIKETINA2015(f): 6:46pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
OP!!! Hmmm 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by oshe11: 6:47pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Anyone planning to get married with "20,000naira or less" deserved to be hung by his blokus ONLY THE PARENTS CLOTHES DON PASS AM SELF GO WORK AND GET MARRIED WELL.... EVEN TO HIRE GOWN PASS 20K 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by dacovajnr: 6:47pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Tahrah should we settle for this type of wedding? 3 Likes
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Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Cornerstone001: 6:47pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
In fact, I cannot stop laughing, this is seriously funny mehn 5 Likes |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Charliewyt: 6:47pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Morning mass wedding in my mind. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Nobody: 6:47pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Well, better than getting into debts because you want to impress people. But tbh, I can't think of any Nigerian girl I know who'll agree to be married off this way. 6 Likes |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by MrMystrO(m): 6:47pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Very very nice, Believe me. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Benekruku(m): 6:47pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
20k Poverty stricken marriage Such marriage can never last Products of such marriage re mostly born with epilepsy 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by ednut1(m): 6:48pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Ahmed musa who earns 60k pounds weekly do modest marriage. Yet some pple wud borrow just to impress during wedding 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by joliyp(f): 6:48pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
A Gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. bleeps it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his cock in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut. take the risk and wed well 6 Likes |
Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by fastgyal(f): 6:48pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
deepwater:No go use your mouth confess bad thing ooo Seems you don't know Nigerians, once they attend a wedding and food isn't sufficient, you'd become the gossip of the town. hahahaha. I can never forget Iya Sukurat in my school. She's a pro in that. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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