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How To Not Get Caught (cheat Like A Pro) by DeLioncourt: 8:37am On Jul 03, 2017
*This guide may be applied to make and female, married or unmarried*

Do you wish to cheat on your partner? Or are you out of control? Follow this guide and cheat in peace.

Disclaimer
The author does not support or encourage cheating. This is for educational and research purposes only.

As a married person, or a person in a relationship, there may be occasions when things get kinda dry or you're just an assshole so you end up cheating. What ends or causes problems is not the cheating itself...it's getting caught. Don't get caught.

1. Never cheat with someone that you consider a suitable replacement​to your partner. If you sleep with someone you feel you can date or marry, you'll get sloppy and you'll get caught. Rather, cheat with someone you just see as a good f*ck.

2. Never get a second phone when you start cheating. This is always a red flag. Rather, use the one you've always used. Save the names of you cheating buddies with sense. Don't use "edible catering"...that alias is burnt.

3. If it's gonna be a short affair, don't give your real name or information about yourself. This is helpful to avoid blackmail. If your side chick/n*gga doesn't know your house, she/he can't come unannounced.

4. Be consistent. If you start cheating, create an alibi to cover the period of cheating. Don't stay "late at work" some days and come home early other days. Always answer calls from side chicks/n*ggas in the presence of the main one. This will aid to cast the wool over their eyes as it seems you're hiding nothing.

5. Delete the f*cking evidence!!! This is where a lot of people mess up. They forget to delete sh*t. Don't save those nude pictures...or those naughty chats. Delete them. You can always request for more when you're h*rny... Or you can watch porn. DELETE!!!

6. Master the art of looking in your partner's eyes and telling a blatant lie. You have to be good at this. You have to be a remorseless liar. Cheating is not for the feeble minded. If you can't keep a secret, stay loyal.

7. Never neglect your partner...keep him/her happy. If you're going to meet your side package, give your partner the best sex imaginable. They would never worry about what you're doing outside...they would not even think about it. A happy partner is a trusting partner.

8. Never stay with one cheating buddy for too long. Emotions tend to arise from one party. Learn to cut off when one party is starting to exhibit signs of feelings that have been caught. No matter how good the sex is...cut it off.

9. Never ever ever brag to your friends. You never know who has been waiting to screw your partner. Chop and clean mouth... Don't let everybody know what you eat just because they're your "friends". Stay safe.

10. Always use protection when cheating. If you infect your partner with an STD or worse, it'll most likely be traced back to you. You'll end up losing your partner...and you'll have an infection. Not very smart.

Other pros can add to this.
Cheat safe, Stay happy.
Re: How To Not Get Caught (cheat Like A Pro) by thesicilian: 8:45am On Jul 03, 2017
Very helpful.

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Re: How To Not Get Caught (cheat Like A Pro) by ElizaVeta(f): 8:48am On Jul 03, 2017
Which one is Cheat like a pro?? Omgee lipsrsealed
Someone is promoting cheating angry
Re: How To Not Get Caught (cheat Like A Pro) by thesicilian: 8:57am On Jul 03, 2017
ElizaVeta:
Which one is Cheat like a pro?? Omgee lipsrsealed Someone is promoting cheating angry
When you have finished reading
Re: How To Not Get Caught (cheat Like A Pro) by ElizaVeta(f): 9:00am On Jul 03, 2017
thesicilian:

When you have finished reading
abeqiiiiii, mtchew
Re: How To Not Get Caught (cheat Like A Pro) by DeLioncourt: 9:05am On Jul 03, 2017
ElizaVeta:
Which one is Cheat like a pro?? Omgee lipsrsealed
Someone is promoting cheating angry

Kindly read the disclaimer smiley
Re: How To Not Get Caught (cheat Like A Pro) by Nobody: 9:30am On Jul 03, 2017
How about not cheating at all, cowards? Because you will be caught no matter how sleek you think you are.

Next guy that cheats on me instead of breaking up with me, Imma gut him like a fish grin

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Re: How To Not Get Caught (cheat Like A Pro) by DeLioncourt: 9:53am On Jul 03, 2017
ZarZar:
How about not cheating at all, cowards? Because you will be caught no matter how sleek you think you are.

Next guy that cheats on me instead of breaking up with me, Imma gut him like a fish grin

Lmao..
If you follow this guide, you won't be caught.

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Re: How To Not Get Caught (cheat Like A Pro) by Nobody: 9:56am On Jul 03, 2017
DeLioncourt:


Lmao..
If you follow this guide, you won't be caught.

I don't cheat. Cheating is for cowards tongue I like to live freely without fear. Can't be handing over the power of my freedom to somebody else, all in the name of having secret rendezvous.

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Re: How To Not Get Caught (cheat Like A Pro) by thesicilian: 1:09pm On Jul 03, 2017
ElizaVeta:
abeqiiiiii, mtchew
Lol. Anyone who clicked open this thread did so mainly to learn, so don't pretend as if...

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