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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by RomeoMarvis(m): 5:19pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
Chippapi, aswear you be d bomb... just hope it doesn't escalate into something else |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by gtin(m): 6:32pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
Chipappii my man u bad scatter, so u finally access shape oh congrats bro ![]() I guess ur mind don rest now BTW make Neche no hear am oh or even naza ![]() ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:07pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
omobs: Gracias |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:08pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
LegendaryArnold: They ful everywhere |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:10pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
RomeoMarvis: Lol. I hope too. Thanks bro |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:11pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
gtin: ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Kentura(m): 7:35pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
Chipapii just kee me, if u knw hw long I've waited for u to knack Shape ehh... And uno even give us step by step details on hw u knack am... Abeg no spare any details on this midnight sex wey wan happen.. Thumbs up!! |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by LegendaryArnold(m): 7:42pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
Chipappii:forward one to me na bruh |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Arnoldo(m): 9:54pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
LegendaryArnold:Baba why u dey answer my name na? |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
Finally shape is down I repeat down and over |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by YINKS89(m): 10:26pm On Jul 03, 2017 |
seriously dis shape mumu no b small she no juz knw...... anyways dats her cup of tea. |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by toureman(m): 12:27am On Jul 04, 2017 |
It wasnt a funny something 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by toureman(m): 12:29am On Jul 04, 2017 |
It wasnt a funny something |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by LegendaryArnold(m): 2:32am On Jul 04, 2017 |
Arnoldo:lol copy copy |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by phemmy429(m): 10:42am On Jul 04, 2017 |
Ghost most deactivated... aswear I love ur family bro... just can't stop laughing.. ur popsi is even d chairman.. Nice story bro.. keep it up ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 10:49am On Jul 04, 2017 |
Kai bros (Neche)... Na war for you o... Your case is just something else o... Your brother is still sampling the elder sister (Chinelo) of a babe (Naza) that is pregnant for you and its likely you might marry... You turned back and sampled a babe (Shape) a babe he was previously sampling... Now what next...? In a short time, the elder will take in for him and the younger will put to bed for you while the neutral one will be debating between the two of you who is responsible for the seed planted in her or what...? Weldone @Chipappii... |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Haderonke20(f): 1:07pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
at last,u still shared shape with willie. |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by hardeygbolar(m): 3:34pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Chipappi da boss.i swear u ar talented...more grace bro. |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by hardeygbolar(m): 3:36pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
I see raw talent in u chippapi.kip it up man,and d sky wud b ur limits |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by cutediva87(f): 3:39pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
I really really really love this story, its kind of like comedy romance and I like nothing more |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by yungeez(m): 5:16pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Chipappi d fuckahollic!, abeg give us full details of ur section wit shape, nd i av a feeling dat its goin to backfire, dnt ever mess wit a heart broken woman... and i wanna say thanks 4 d regular update, i appreciate ur effort |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:32pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Kentura: Hahahaha. That one still dy 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:33pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:34pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:35pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
phemmy429: Thanks bro ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:36pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
smart024: Hahaha. See plot. Thanks bro |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by supizino(m): 5:39pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
shebi u don finally chop shape abi na here i go dey when shape go use her reggae spoil ur blues 'sho lo stupid ni' |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:39pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Haderonke20: Accidental something dear ![]() Was providing emotional support 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:41pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
hardeygbolar: Thanks brotherly. Gracias |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:41pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
cutediva87: Thanks so so so much ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 5:42pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
supizino: ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 6:38pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
I never actually believed shape would hover over me all those while and never crash on my bed, it was impossible but I also didn't know she was going to serve it to me on a platter of diamonds. Good things they say come to those who are patient for them and shape was one hell of a bloody good thing and I was one patient dog. "What if Naza finds out?" she had asked me as we watched a movie in my room, waiting for the appropriate time to hit the bed. "Find out about what?" I asked. "About us," she replied, eyeing me with a smile on her face. "She won't find out," I said and fixed my attention on the movie. Someone I really like was about to be killed. "What if I tell her?" She asked. "She will poison you and then make me apologize for cheating on her. Then life goes on," I said. She laughed and I paused the movie to turn to her. "Shape, I am serious, Naza will poison you if she finds out." "I will tell her. I want her to feel the same way I am feeling," she said. "Shape, how old are you?" I asked her all of a sudden. "19, why do you ask?" "I should have asked you that at first," I said and continued with the film. "Why?" she kept asking. "Because I would have known you are liable to do things like a small girl," I said. "I am not a small girl abeg," she said with a frown. "Having a 25 year old body doesn't make you 25, it only makes you 6 years hotter than you should be." She laughed. She probably thought I was joking about the poison stuff. Minutes turned into hours and hours into days and Shape's revenge turned into a full blown sex affair. I was almost running from her, have never seen any insatiable girl like her. Little wonder Willie liked her. Now she was at the brink of forgetting her Willie baby, I was now her proper daddy yo. She was also at the brink of catching feelings and I didn't like it. It was either "Neche Imagine two of us married, we would be the best couple in town" or "Neche imagine what my baby with you would look like, she would be so lovely". That was all she talked about and I always let her know that the joke had turned senior whenever she mentioned that baby bullshit. Of course I had my condoms handy only that with girls like shape, you can never tell. So it was a chilly day and a weather for a naked two. It was 9pm and we were cuddling on the bed, popping our pimples and getting wet. Shape had a smooth skin despite her heavy endowments. The stretch marks just weren't there. I hand my left hand up her asshole and she was moaning the hell out of herself, trying to break my dick like they had a dispute. She had the smoothest lips I had ever tasted, of course second to only my Naza. You can call me biased, it's your business. We kissed and exchanged tongues for chewing and licking. She was stark naked and so was I. She always insisted if she was going totally naked, then the guy would do likewise. I always had this joy of spreading a very thick leg and flying myself in between them. I doubted if I was ever going to let shape go in a very long time. I parted her beautiful laps and she pulled me in, inserting my tool herself, Rubbing the open tip nearly driving me off the cliff of madness. I fell on her like a three course meal and devoured her, a trillion thrust in a second. She kept singing my name and I kept asking for more vocals. She flipped me around and mounted me like a proper cowgirl. I held her juggs as she bounced on me, her face to the ceiling, calling on the lord to save her from drowning in that pool of pleasure. Then I felt the cum coming out of me and in that moment of irredeemable ecstasy, shapes mouth wide open in deep moans and my teeth digging into my lips with intense pleasure, I saw my door open and Naza walked in, even then I couldn't push shape off. I was bloody cumming and it's one of those things in life that you can hardly pause. She slapped me and I let out a moan. More followed and I turned around and through the blurry film in my eyes I saw a guy leaning towards me. I was dreaming but it wasn't far from reality of what shape would do to me in real life. "What?" I asked, wiping my eyes with my hand and wondering if I had been moaning and asking for more in my sleep. "Was I talking in my sleep?" I asked the strange guy. "No, but you were snoring," he said in a hoarse voice. I knew he was lying because I don't snore, that was even one of the reasons Naza loved me. "Give me that phone," the guy said, more like commanded. "Who do you want to call?" I asked, still rubbing my eyes. "I want to call my mother. Mumu guy, get up!!" he thundered and I jerked only seeing the shinning gun in his hand for the first time. I stood up from my bed and there was shape on the floor her face down and shivering. "Is this Tecno?" the guy asked and I shook my head, joining shape on the floor. "Infinix," I murmured. "So you no even get iPhone," he asked me again. I shook my head. "Is he a thief?" I asked shape in whisper. She shook her head. "No, he is my boyfriend." Even the guy laughed. I didn't laugh shaa neither did shape. Only the guy laughed. "So as you big like this, you no get iPhone? Wetin I wan use China infinix do?" the guy asked and I was tempted to call him a fool, only the gun in his hand stopped me. "Chairman, I broke like this," I managed to say, hoping to extract pity from the guy. "You broke and you dy carry this kind of beautiful girl," he said. I looked at shape and back to him. "This one? She is my junior sister ni, where I see money to carry girl?" I asked. He observed shape and licked his lips. "This your sister go sweet gan," he said. Shape sniffed. "Bros abeg, she is a virgin," I said and noticed the look of disbelief on his face. "Virgin carry all these things?" he asked. "I am surprised myself," I said. "And how did you know?" he asked me. "No be me and am dy stay like this?" I asked. "No be your sister again?" he asked with a grin. "I mean..." I stammered. "I understand, as in sister in Christ," he said with a smile. I sniffed without a word again. "Bad guy," he hailed me. I smiled uneasily. He went for my laptop sitting on my refrigerator and unplugged it. I felt the tears chocking my throat. "You fit buy am back if you get money o," he said, smiling wickedly at me. "How much?" I asked. "20k." "Bros abeg, I thought we were friends already, you na my fellow guy naa. No do this thing. Take the phone and leave the lappy for me abeg," I begged. "We no be friends guy, we fit be friends tomorrow but no be this night. How person go dy steal from you, you sef go dy call am your friend?" he murmured, feeling my pocket. He felt my Nokia torchlight, the phone after my own heart. "Give me that phone," he commanded. "Bros na Nokia torch o," I said, looking up at him with pity in my eyes and pulling the phone hurriedly from my pocket, he had his gun in my face. "E no matter, phone na phone," he said, putting the phone in his pocket. I was calculating how to pull a Jackie Chan on him when my door opened. Another of them peeped in, a gun in his hand too. "Emeka do fast make we commot here," he said and then stared at my plasma TV on the wall. "This guy get better television o. If to say we carry car come." "No worry, next time. At least we don get like five laptops," the Emeka said with a smile, pointing at my laptop. I actually cried, only that there was no tear. He parked his loot and headed for the door. "Fine girl, goodnight," he said to shape and turned to me. "My guy we go see next time eh. Try buy iPhone, e dy cost pass all this infinix and tecno," he said. I ignored him. He closed my door and shape sniffed then he opened the door again. "Come," he called me. I stood up and walked to him, fidgeting to break his head when he turned his back but I saw about five other guys outside, some had pump actions. "Who get that room wey them lock?" he asked me, pointing at Shape's room. "She is not around, she went home," shape answered rather hurriedly. "You sure?" he asked her and she nodded. "No need to waste time. We already get enough things," he said to his colleagues. They nodded and started moving. He turned to me. "Oga e go be naa. Lock your room and continue your brother on sister in Christ sleep," he said and walked away. I closed my door and fell to the floor. "What happened?" I asked shape and she explained. They had knocked on the door and she thought it was James or some other of our lodge mates. She opened the door and found out otherwise. Now my laptop was gone and my two phones. James scampered into my room almost crying. "Guy they cleared my wardrobe," he said and sat beside me on the floor. "They nearly raped Shape," I announced. "Did you watch?" James asked me, a bit of excitement on his face. Shape hissed and was ignored. "I said nearly guy, he no touch am." James hissed and we sat there, James's face on the floor and his hand on his head. My gaze was all on Shape, somehow, I only managed to remember that wonderful dream before the mofo woke me up. "Thank God," I muttered. James and Shape turned to me. "For what?" She asked me. "They didn't steal your pussy," I said. James fell on the floor and Shape hissed. I spent the next day crying over my laptop and my Nokia torch. The phone had all my beautiful female contacts, my heart was simply broken. Shape kept consoling me, after all her room wasn't robbed and when we were alone inside, I was crying, hissing and throwing my hands on my head, she had asked me. "Do you want to suck breast?" jingling her boobs with a wide smile I looked at her with a mighty frown and then threw my face away. After all, hers was just a pair of breasts, my stolen phone's contact had many of assorted colors, sizes and many more. http://gistrealm..com/2017/07/diary-of-broke-playboy-69.html 7 Likes 1 Share |
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