airmark:


You are the one analysing soccer in a wrong way. Manchester utd had more off target shots than chelsea and these were embedded in the shots stats, you based your conclusion on. In analysis, these are negs. I can decide to be shooting like an idiot, 35 metres away from goal, my shots stats will rank higher than a team that is only shooting when the coast is clear. If you attack seamlessly, what now made your team to be dragging position with everton on the log? Why were you 30 goals short of chelsea?. Abi what should be the end-product of that your attack? At the end of the day, we can conclude that your team attacked foolishly.

bigkesh:
Goals per match
2.2 vs 1.4

Dribbles per game
13.3 vs 10.6

Everyone should know which side is more interesting to watch

Is it by having 55% possession with donkeys like Pogba,Lingard and IBRA that have no clue what to do with the ball

Some people who said Ajax had a lot of the ball and did nothing with it against them suddenly have selective amnesia now and can't remember that you can have the ball and still be boring




Jose Mourinho May 2015- " Boring is a team that can't score a goal at home"

Then he was talking about a team that couldn't net Chelsea,imagine what he would have said about a team that drew Bournemouth, Stoke,Swansea e.t.c at home and can't outscore Bournemouth in 38 games,or record more home wins than Hull City


No wonder his moniker fits the lead character in a comic animation than a human being

Funlord2:


If you like shift goal post and the argument all you like that one na your headache! Whether we shot like the nigerian police or our team attacked like granada or whether we dragged position with stoke was not the crux of the matter! By the way It still got us 3 trophies and back into the champions league sef! Your homeboy godisgay wanted to troll on which side was the more attacking side and duly got served!


United has been shown to be a better attacking side than chelsea via those that matters records and it has been proven to you all! EOD!

airmark:


Nothing showed anything bro. It showed that united was shooting recklessly, when they were expected to create clear-cut chances, especially in the box and shoot on target. Chelsea had more shots in penalty areas than united. Chelsea had more shots in 6 yard box than united. These are stats essential for your conclusion, but you rushed to post general shots stats. Stats showed that United had more shots from outside of the box than chelsea, and most are off target. Thats enough to tell you one of the reasons you didnt do well last season in the league. Analysing quality of offensive play, is not about splashing possession and shots stats up and down. What are you doing in the attacking third?

eph12:

Instead of you to just collect your L you're busy writing epistle up and down. Who ask you all these ones?

Funlord2:




I don't expect a creature like you that comes from a lineage of homosexually centered degenerates to have any shame after being exposed for the charred brained simpleton that you obviously are! If you notice even those who began this banter have left you to your fate...they don't want to be seen to be standing behind the imbecilic logic of such a worthless agbero such as yourself! It is bad enough that they have been cursed with something like you as a fellow fan but it is especially bad for their image and that of the club!

Funlord2:




So you have also joined the amala rotating crew? Did I ever discuss goals here?

Chelsea had no shots off target? All their corners resulted in goals? All their free kicks tore the net? All their throw ins led to hat tricks? While all our own flew outside the stadium I agree...But the sum total of all those records still proved that united did more with the ball in attack than chelsea?


Are you just pained that the team who came 6th is viewed and has been proven to be a more attacking side than the one who won the league in the record books?

Godstraight:
dem use your brain do ritual?,even the stat your posted scored Chelsea an overall score of 7.05 which is over drawunited,but you are still here writing long epistle like a clown

Godstraight:
dem use your brain do ritual?,even the stat your posted scored Chelsea an overall score of 7.05 which is over drawunited,but you are still here writing long epistle like a clown

Funlord2:




Young lad! You should take your own advice and stay off my mentions! I ignored your last post for a reason because unlike you I am not involved in a dual quarrel with both common sense and logic! Thread carefully or I will be forced to impale you with words! Now with all due disrespect kindly get lost!

Funlord2:




So you have also joined the amala rotating crew? Did I ever discuss goals here?

Chelsea had no shots off target? All their corners resulted in goals? All their free kicks tore the net? All their throw ins led to hat tricks? While all our own flew outside the stadium I agree...But the sum total of all those records still proved that united did more with the ball in attack than chelsea?


Are you just pained that the team who came 6th is viewed and has been proven to be a more attacking side than the one who won the league in the record books?

dhebo:
..how can you be more attacking and we scored about 20 something goals more than you and had more points..which kin yamayama talk be this?

dhebo:
..how can you be more attacking and we scored about 20 something goals more than you and had more points..which kin yamayama talk be this?

dhebo:
..how can you be more attacking and we scored about 20 something goals more than you and had more points..which kin yamayama talk be this?

lalaboi:
I would like to think Funlord is smarter that what he is doing at the moment.

Or maybe e be like say the new age has triggered something up there that's working against his destined usefulness on Nairaland Sports section.

No be diss. . . . Just observing a slight change in your person. You dey one kain level right now and you are deliberately belittling yourself and falling several hands.

Advice: Go sip that whiskey and sleep over it.

Funlord2:



May the god you claim is gay continue to punish you and ensure that you remain as the yellow eyed, brown tooth sporting, lip stick wearing, ignorant kwashiokor ridden beast of burden that you currently are!


When I was proving your skewed logic was faulty chatting to you as normal and you went and posted this You thought I would ignore it or what? Now you are claiming pastor and trying to take the high road? I'm surprised your _stupidity has not killed you yet! Your folks need to be checking up on coffin prices

Godstraight:
dem use your brain do ritual?,even the stat your posted scored Chelsea an overall score of 7.05 which is over drawunited,but you are still here writing long epistle like a clown

obainojazz:
Lol. Luiz with his fat legs.....Looking like two left legs. Well I enjoyed chelsea last season. Funlord baba, Make we carry our L go.. we go know next season.

eph12:

You dull aswear! was the argument about who was the better team last season? Nobody dey follow you fight u just fighting yourself. You claimed United was a defensive team last season and when they brought out facts you started calling father Abraham. Na wa o

Godstraight:
lol are you true,pls the internet is a big place I got better things to do,I love hie you kept dogding the fact that goals per game is almost times 2,but you insisted a team with almost 30 goals lesser is a more attacking team, abeg I nor get your time again

bigkesh:
Goals per match
2.2 vs 1.4

Dribbles per game
13.3 vs 10.6

Everyone should know which side is more interesting to watch

Is it by having 55% possession with donkeys like Pogba,Lingard and IBRA that have no clue what to do with the ball

Some people who said Ajax had a lot of the ball and did nothing with it against them suddenly have selective amnesia now and can't remember that you can have the ball and still be boring




Jose Mourinho May 2015- " Boring is a team that can't score a goal at home"

Then he was talking about a team that couldn't net Chelsea,imagine what he would have said about
a team that drew Bournemouth, Stoke,Swansea e.t.c at home and can't outscore Bournemouth in 38 games,or record more home wins than Hull City

No wonder his moniker fits the lead character in a comic animation than a human being

Funlord2:




I don't expect a creature like you that comes from a lineage of homosexually centered degenerates to have any shame after being exposed for the charred brained simpleton that you obviously are! If you notice even those who began this banter have left you to your fate...they don't want to be seen to be standing behind the imbecilic logic of such a worthless agbero such as yourself! It is bad enough that they have been cursed with something like you as a fellow fan but it is especially bad for their image and that of the club!

bigkesh:
Are we seriously bidding for Danilo??


If we sign him,team positive 2017 will somehow try to convince us he is any good

airmark:


I will like to know who is responsible for all these stvpid decisions in this transfer window. Is anyone planning to sabotage conte's effort next season? Hazard should get zidane's digit asap.

diggz:


Which danilo is dat?