vickyboiy:
sir, i just met this babe and i'm visiting her this night...please what are the things that i need to discuss with her that will make her feel my vibe

DavidTheGeek:

There are no particular things you need to discuss bro. Just have fun and enjoy her company.

Really that's all you need. Enjoy her company and let her enjoy yours.

Don't be too serious. Don't be a clown either. Tease her, flirt with her and take your leave when things are still on a fun note.

HARDDON:


Why are you the one doing the visiting?

What discussion led to your visiting her? Did you tell her u wano see her n she thereafter invited u to her crib?

fresher123:



ME: "this one u are doing ur mouth like this, me I am not ready to kiss jare".

HER:"what kiss"

ME: "I knew u will try to deny it Oya wat is the pout for nigbayen"

HER: " I don't get".

Seeing that the conversation was getting boring. I went offline.
fast forward to today, I holla her

ME: Lady on pink
HER: Awayu
ME:I am not talking to u joor. I am talking to the girl @ ur profile pics

HER: OK
ME: Do u knw her? Cos She looks familiar
HER‬: No o i don't know her
ME: She looks like the girl that was disturbing to marry her in my dreams. I am pretty sure she is the one
HER‬: It's seems ur dream is dcving u
ME: I wish it was, the disturbance wasn't pleasing at ALL. Anyway aw did it go today.

The chat was obviously tailing towards a boring end, so I went offline. As I didn't want to indulge in the( aw are u? aw was ur day? chat)

NOW DON, I wud love ur view on how best I could have taken the chat from there.
And also I am a bit confused on whether to divulge my identity to her, as she has surprisingly never asked. Mind u, We never had a convo on the WhatsApp group as she hardly interacts on it, same as I. so I can't say if she knows who I am or not.

My motive is plain: I intend to hone my skills in this area better, and if she deserves it, i wouldn't mind going intimate.

HARDDON:



I like my woman outspoken not so shy......

Now here is one of my best lines:

thereafter say:
I DONT THINK THIS RELATIONSHIP WUD WORK .....

so many wud forget themselves n ask u why not: how can it work when u cudnt tell me how u felt about me but rather go hugging ur pillow at night wishing i was there? It means if we start dating, it is sign language we be communicating with?

Some wud ask what r/ship: tell her that btw moon n d star ( with a surprise look on ur face).

HARDDON:

start from page 1

osic:
Guys there's a girl at my work place, we've been dating now for a while, she's been to my crib thrice i think, we haven't kissed, talk less of sex, just touch touch, she calls me almost everyday, we chat on WhatsApp at night, I know she likes me, she recently said she loves me, I want to know how I can proceed to getting down with her, because I'm a novice in this, she's the first girl I've been with.

DavidTheGeek:

There are no particular things you need to discuss bro. Just have fun and enjoy her company.

Really that's all you need. Enjoy her company and let her enjoy yours.

Don't be too serious. Don't be a clown either. Tease her, flirt with her and take your leave when things are still on a fun note.

Benita27:
Too many guys without balls on this thread. You don't need dating drills before approaching any girl. All you need is; know your onion.

Hian!.

Benita27:
Too many guys without balls on this thread. You don't need dating drills before approaching any girl. All you need is; know your onion.

Hian!.

Mkbryants:


Attention seeker!...Seen

Meanwhile.

Benita27:
Una no get work. I wonder how many guys went through some dating drills before wooing a girl.
Mtcheew!.

Benita27:
Too many guys without balls on this thread. You don't need dating drills before approaching any girl. All you need is; know your onion.

Hian!.

Benita27:
Too many guys without balls on this thread. You don't need dating drills before approaching any girl. All you need is; know your onion.

Hian!.

Mylestone:





meanwhile ur boyfrd is hia....practising dese DRILLS on u

swegiedon:

I tell you,but as harddon stated it's a thread for the weak

Benita27:
Actually, you don't need drills to woo a girl.

Mylestone:





dis 1 dy find ROMEO N JULIET kindda love...

Benita27:
I'm not a fan of Romeo and Juliet. Have got my own love story.

Mylestone:




m sure ur bf/husband is reading our comments ...nor worry I go soon give m BANG RULE



oga jos DM me 4 it

Benita27:
What makes you think my boyfriend is on NL?, who's Jos?.

vickyboiy:
thank you so much sir... It's only the flirting and teasing aspect i'm not good at buh can meet and attract....can u just give me an example of a flirt or teasing line i can use...i really appreciate you sir

Flirting with a girl is quite easy. I usually refrain from giving lines here cuz some people just take them, use them out of context and thus it blows in their face.

I'll instead tell you how to come up with flirty lines.

Have you ever seen a girl and this naughty voice in your head goes like "woooooow nice outfit, she cute".

That voice in your head has just given you a tip. All you need to do next is to say it out in a funny way.

EG: Wooow this your outfit is cute. Are you trying to blind all the guys in this street?

OR

Woow you looking cute. Lemme come and be going before my eyes will just blind

OR

Woow did you dress this cute to seduce me? Nice gown. (This can be used if she came to visit you)

Flirting is that simple. Think of something naughty and tell her in a funny way.

HOW TO BE FUNNY?

The easiest way to be funny is to blow things out of proportion - exaggerate.

EG: This outfit really brought out your shape. Mehn if i knew your butt is as big as zuma rock i'll have asked you out sinceeee!

REALLY, CAN I COMMENT ON HER BUTT?? WON'T SHE SLAP ME?

Girls are naughty. Maybe even more naughty than guys. They like hearing stuffs like that. It's just that our society does not allow them to show that side. So, they try to pretend as if they are saints.

Every girl you meet is naughty. Even those church-going-holy-holy girls.

So don't be scared to pass flirty comments at them.

As long as you can say it in a funny way, you can flirt with a girl using anything.

When you flirt and say naughty things to a girl, you're simply planting seeds. When the time is right you can easily take things physical.

NB: I only covered flirting on a sexual level using words. That's cuz to avoid being friendzoned you need to let her see you as a "sexual creature".

- Holding a girl's hand is another way of flirting.

- Calling a girl "baby, sweetheart" etc is flirting.

Just this evening i started a Whatsapp chat with: "My indomie instant noodles, how are you?"

That's another way to flirt. Using a possessive word like "My".

Hope you have a good idea on how to flirt now.

Cheers

DavidTheGeek:

Flirting with a girl is quite easy. I usually refrain from giving lines here cuz some people just take them, use them out of context and thus it blows in their face.

I'll instead tell you how to come up with flirty lines.

Have you ever seen a girl and this naughty voice in your head goes like "woooooow nice outfit, she cute".

That voice in your head has just given you a tip. All you need to do next is to say it out in a funny way.

EG: Wooow this your outfit is cute. Are you trying to blind all the guys in this street?

OR

Woow you looking cute. Lemme come and be going before my eyes will just blind

OR

Woow did you dress this cute to seduce me? Nice gown. (This can be used if she came to visit you)

Flirting is that simple. Think of something naughty and tell her in a funny way.

HOW TO BE FUNNY?

The easiest way to be funny is to blow things out of proportion - exaggerate.

EG: This outfit really brought out your shape. Mehn if i knew your butt is as big as zuma rock i'll have asked you out sinceeee!

REALLY, CAN I COMMENT ON HER BUTT?? WON'T SHE SLAP ME?

Girls are naughty. Maybe even more naughty than guys. They like hearing stuffs like that. It's just that our society does not allow them to show that side. So, they try to pretend as if they are saints.

Every girl you meet is naughty. Even those church-going-holy-holy girls.

So don't be scared to pass flirty comments at them.

As long as you can say it in a funny way, you can flirt with a girl using anything.



Bold! She'll give me the warning of my life, right? Yeah she gave me something, but it wasn't a warning.

The next day she saw me........ she was blushing. She called me a "naughty boy".

About 2 or 3 days later, i was in her mum's shop and luckly we had some seconds of privacy. Out of the blue, she kissed me!

When you flirt and say naughty things to a girl, you're simply planting seeds. When the time is right you can easily take things physical.

NB: I only covered flirting on a sexual level using words. That's cuz to avoid being friendzoned you need to let her see you as a "sexual creature".

- Holding a girl's hand is another way of flirting.

- Calling a girl "baby, sweetheart" etc is flirting.

Just this evening i started a Whatsapp chat with: "My indomie instant noodles, how are you?"

That's another way to flirt. Using a possessive word like "My".

Hope you have a good idea on how to flirt now.

Cheers

Benita27:
What makes you think my boyfriend is on NL?, who's Jos?.

vickyboiy:
this is very helpful...i really appreciate you...will try it and get back to you...goodnight sir

DavidTheGeek:



Benita what are you looking for in a guys only thread?

You single and searching?

Benita27:
I'm very much single but not searching. Have been seeing the thread but decided to look up what has been happening on here, and got disappointed.

If HARDDON like make him vex, e no concern me.

DavidTheGeek:

Disappointed? What were you expecting to see? Well it's a guys thread, so it's understandable if you don't like what we doing here.

Btw, you "very much single but not searching"? Ur ex must have broken your heart real bad. Benny what's your heartbreak story? Gist me