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How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by onila(f): 10:07pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
1. She has tattoos 2. Has a major social media presence and takes selfies every two seconds. 3. She's a habitual drinker, smoker or does any sort of drug. And yes, this includes marijuana (I don't care about how medicinal it is). 4. She currently or used to model 5. She is or ever has been a cheerleader 6. She describes herself as sapiosexual 7. She listens to Trap music 8. She's black 9. She wears dreadlocks or braids 10. She has any sort of attraction to member of the same sex and engages in acts of lesbianism. 11. She works or has worked at places like Hooters, Twin Peaks etc etc 12. She's fat and describes her obesity with terms like thick, BBW etc etc 13. She likes finds dreadlocks, piercings, or tattoos sexy on men 14. She has piercings on any place of her body aside from the ear. 15. She wears the skimpiest, tightest outfits to the gym 16. She's highly argumentative and obsessed with having the last word. Can never be pleasant or agreeable 17. She had a bad or no relationship with her father or endured sexual and/or physical abuse a child. 18. She hangs out with mostly dudes 19. She friendzones men 20. She's a regular in all the clubs and is very well acquainted with all the DJ's, promoters, and other low level entertainers 21. She's overly obsessed with height, muscles, and penis size. 22. She'll readily discuss sexual issues around men 23. She has a history of thug fucking...even if it was just ONE time. 24. She can never go longer than two weeks without either being in a relationship or having a Bleep buddy 25. She hangs out with gay men 26. Uses a lot of profanity or aggressive language. 27. She utters phrases like "I hate drama", "Dudes ain't shit", "I'm Grown" "Turn up" 28. She has selective chastity. In other words, she sleeps with some guys from the get go, but wants to take her time and get to know other guys. 29. She's always taking up for hoes or bummy dudes 30. She supports any type of feminism whatsoever.... 31. She's in the military... 32. She's a CNA... 33. She makes New Years Resolutions that she never follows through on. 34. She regularly watches Reality Television.... 35. Her favorite holiday is Halloween (observe the costumes chicks wear on this day to understand where I'm coming from). 36. She thinks Beyonce is a role model.... 37. She gives fake numbers to men.... 38. She does Yoga or wears Yoga pants all the time 39. She shops at Forever 21 40. She wants men to cook for her.... 1 Like 4 Shares |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Ezigboune: 10:11pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Anugom |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Make I no talk wetin dey my mind. |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Blackhawk03(f): 10:14pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Tahrah: Onila yaff enter market |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by lepasharon(f): 10:14pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Onila, I don't agree with this? |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Blackhawk03:This one don enter wetin pass market. Wey the holy water and opa emi-mimo dey? Deliverance lo sure ju. |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Blackhawk03(f): 10:21pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Tahrah: We cannor handle this particular deliverance before it backfires. Lemme call Oyindidi Maami, she's got more anointing. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Blackhawk03:Wa gbayi jare eleniyan. Lemme get the chains and ropes. Makydee nko? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Blackhawk03(f): 10:30pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Tahrah: Hahahaha You've turned to something else, who did you roll with while I was away? That one? She dey the oza room with thepussyhunter 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by makydebbie(f): 10:32pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Tahrah:I stopped reading when I saw, "she's black". 1 Like |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by ipobarecriminals: 10:33pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
they tie chain like on leg/waist.Frequent ikeja under bridge /elsewhere to fix jezebel eyes lashes, paint and repaint every paint able body part |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by thesuave10(m): 10:35pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
makydebbie: Two accounts? Is one for savagery or something |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:39pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Blackhawk03: Is only Oyin mommy yo!I was too busy missing you. Me keh,as gentle as adaba. You dinnor see my diary ni? Hmmm More action fall on them. |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
makydebbie:Op is a nutcase. |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by makydebbie(f): 10:43pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
thesuave10:LOL, not at all. Just when I feel like. 1 Like |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by makydebbie(f): 10:44pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Tahrah:It's the village people. |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Blackhawk03(f): 10:44pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Tahrah: Lol. I didn't, lemme go check. Kikikikiki . Amen And we wee follow dem cause they will get married ooo... Pon Pon |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by MrDandy(m): 10:47pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
When I reach that number 8, then I realized the OP is mad, but still yet to enter market God bless all my dark skin girls all around the world |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Blackhawk03:I musto chop ghana jollof for their wedding. |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
makydebbie:See gobe. |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Fadiga24(m): 10:53pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
ipobarecriminals: Jezebel eye lashes, I hate that thing. |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by makydebbie(f): 11:07pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Tahrah: Her case is different nii. |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Feranchek(m): 11:17pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
makydebbie: So all you do is to copy people's thoughts okwaya? Wehdon o! |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by makydebbie(f): 11:18pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Feranchek: |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 11:27pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
Onila, your highness has reached the high heavens. You need to go and submit yourself to mountain of fire for 3 months intensive deliverance 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by pepemendy(m): 11:53pm On Jul 06, 2017 |
onila:another yaba left escapee |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Oyindidi(f): 12:04am On Jul 07, 2017 |
Sense fall on you! |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by CAPSLOCKED: 9:01am On Jul 07, 2017 |
I THINK THIS LIST IS ABOUT WHAT MEN TAKE THE GIRLS IN EVERY CATEGORY FOR. ONCE THEY'RE UNHAPPY WITH YOU THEY RIDICULE AND SLUT-SHAME YOU. UNFORTUNATELY NOT EVERYONE WILL GET THIS SARCASM. WHILE A COUPLE OF GUYS WILL BE HAPPY WITH THIS, SOME LADIES HERE ALREADY WANT YOU DEAD. 1 Like |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Jaynom(m): 9:08am On Jul 07, 2017 |
Numbers 7, 11, 31, 35, 39 tell me This is definitely a YANKEE Article. |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by newslifeop: 9:36am On Jul 07, 2017 |
Hmmmm |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 11:46am On Jul 07, 2017 |
41 : She bears names like Onila (HOEnila) |
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by onila(f): 1:05pm On Jul 07, 2017 |
Jaynom: you are the only smart one in the room clap for yourself |
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