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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 8:52am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

not everyone masturbates friend,i've never masturbate in my life

why ?

because you have some disease ?

since you have not yet masturbated , how do you know its feeling is not as good as / even better than copulation ?!

only animals have no curiosity.

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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 8:53am On Jul 08, 2017
johnbuck81:
baba I hail o!
wink
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 8:53am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


you masturbate in the church ? are you a Muslim , at home on Sundays ?
i stopped going to church.

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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 8:54am On Jul 08, 2017
My hands are too rough I will end up peeling the skin off.
I also hate sex too, all is need is multiple BJs with Ass spanking

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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by teehamzat(m): 8:56am On Jul 08, 2017
My favourite position..oh la la.. grin...I do a fvcking split with my feets vertically erect, should be 20 times or more a week grin
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 8:57am On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:
i stopped going to church.

and playing your black rod at home on Sundays?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 8:57am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


how can you unzip your trousers to pee ?

I have my maid do it for me.

Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by CyberGypsy(m): 8:58am On Jul 08, 2017
LastMumu:


where is the racism?
grin your moniker sef gan na wa !
bro ! This guy here claiming white chick is fake jare .. been following two of her post .. she been spitting rubbish !
if she White normally that just comes up in one of your thread, basically, the first thread she he is to make.

but if she continue to scream white! white!! white .. it either he/she is fake or a racist .. like who cares if she is white or not

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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 8:59am On Jul 08, 2017
ceejayx:
My hands are too rough I will end up peeling the skin off.
I also hate sex too, all is need is multiple BJs with Ass spanking


I also hate sex. my best hobby is to play black boys' peniss till water comes out. I guess that is not sex , either.

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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:00am On Jul 08, 2017
teehamzat:
My favourite position..oh la la.. grin...I do a fvcking split with my feets vertically erect, should be 20 times or more a week grin

why not try to lie down, and relax ? you need to pay more attention to your feeling of peniss . but your standing pose will distract your full attention.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by teehamzat(m): 9:01am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


why not try to lie down, and relax ? you need to pay more attention to your feeling of peniss . but your standing pose will distract your full attention.
I like it that way, pain before pleasure grin
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:02am On Jul 08, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:


I have my maid do it for me.

what if your maid is not at hand ? then you can not even pee ? or have to pee on your trousers ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 9:02am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


and playing your black rod at home on Sundays?
that I think is better. it's more fun.


btw, dont you ever. call my rod black again.... sad
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:04am On Jul 08, 2017
CyberGypsy:
grin your moniker sef gan na wa !
bro ! This guy here claiming white chick is fake jare .. been following two of her post .. she been spitting rubbish !
if she White normally that just comes up in one of your thread, basically, the first thread she he is to make.

but if she continue to scream white! white!! white .. it either he/she is fake or a racist .. like who cares if she is white or not

so , If I call myself a white person, I am a racist suddenly ? is "white" a taboo word among blacks ?

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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 9:04am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:



I also hate sex. my best hobby is to play black boys' peniss till water comes out. I guess that is not sex , either.
Well if water comes out that's not sex,how good is ur mouthgame?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 9:05am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


what if your maid is not at hand ? then you can not even pee ? or have to pee on your trousers ?

Its happened a few times and i'm not proud of it. My maid cleaned me up real nice and sometimes give me chocolatea too. embarassed <3
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:06am On Jul 08, 2017
teehamzat:

I like it that way, pain before pleasure grin

you like standing masturbating ? you must do it in public toilets, such as toilets in churches , in supermarkets, or in university classrooms.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by CyberGypsy(m): 9:06am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


so , If I call myself a white person, I am a racist suddenly ? is "white" a taboo word among blacks ?
that's the only thing you grasp ? dude sit down there .. and don't come close my mention

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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:07am On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:
that I think is better. it's more fun.


btw, dont you ever. call my rod black again.... sad

is your peniss other color than black ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:08am On Jul 08, 2017
ceejayx:

Well if water comes out that's not sex,how good is ur mouthgame?

I also hate sex too, all is need is multiple BJs with Ass spanking

by you, BJ amd Ass spanking is not sex.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by teehamzat(m): 9:09am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


you like standing masturbating ? you must do it in public toilets, such as toilets in churches , in supermarkets, or in university classrooms.
I hate standing, standing deprives me of the pain, i like pain,i go so acrobatic whilst masturbating... i can masturbate for africa grin...i done did it like six times this morning already grin grin grin
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by AlvanT(m): 9:10am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


what if your maid is not at hand ? then you can not even pee ? or have to pee on your trousers ?
This is an alternate account for whywhyogun,I know! What other contemptuous disposition do you have towards black men aside for sexual gratification?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:10am On Jul 08, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:


Its happened a few times and i'm not proud of it. My maid cleaned me up real nice and sometimes give me chocolatea too. embarassed <3

I guess these words are typed by your maids too ?

how can your big fat short palms , which can not touch your peniss, touch small keys on a keyboard ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:12am On Jul 08, 2017
CyberGypsy:
that's the only thing you grasp ? dude sit down there .. and don't come close my mention

isn't "racism" the only accusation made by you ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:15am On Jul 08, 2017
teehamzat:

I hate standing, standing deprives me of the pain, i like pain,i go so acrobatic whilst masturbating... i can masturbate for africa grin...i done did it like six times this morning already grin grin grin

My favourite position..oh la la.. grin...I do a fvcking split with my feets vertically erect

so how is exactly your pose , if it is not a simple standing ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 9:16am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


I also hate sex too, all is need is multiple BJs with Ass spanking

by you, BJ amd Ass spanking is not sex.
Exactly so how do u derive pleasure by not getting touched?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 9:16am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


is your peniss other color than black ?

it's red


what's the color of ya pus.say
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:17am On Jul 08, 2017
AlvanT:
This is an alternate account for whywhyogun,I know! What other contemptuous disposition do you have towards black men aside for sexual gratification?

how about the greatest Troll ever on this forum, Indian VINSHU. I could be he/she. maybe you are a new comer, you have no idea of how #$@% VINSHU was.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 9:19am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


I guess these words are typed by your maids too ?

how can your big fat short palms , which can not touch your peniss, touch small keys on a keyboard ?

I type on my phone while laying on my back. I have escorts blow me on weekend though so it's not all bad. smiley
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:20am On Jul 08, 2017
AlvanT:
This is an alternate account for whywhyogun,I know! What other contemptuous disposition do you have towards black men aside for sexual gratification?

by the way, I have chanced on some threads by mamagee. I have heard he is a great Troll. the mods let him be. and he has 1400 threads. but he is lacking of interaction. too few posts in each thread. my words are full of witticism.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by teehamzat(m): 9:21am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


My favourite position..oh la la.. grin...I do a fvcking split with my feets vertically erect

so how is exactly your pose , if it is not a simple standing ?
Are you oblivious of what a split is?
Go figure cheesy

Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:21am On Jul 08, 2017
ceejayx:

Exactly so how do u derive pleasure by not getting touched?

I am a woman, I love touching. I pleasure is from touching black penisss. I have no peniss myself.

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