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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:23am On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:

it's red


what's the color of ya pus.say

are you an Indian ? only Indians have red peniss.

Asians have yellow peniss. west countries have white peniss. and black peniss belong to....
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by CyberGypsy(m): 9:24am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:

isn't "racism" the only accusation made by you ?
gtfo
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by AlvanT(m): 9:24am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


by the way, I have chanced on some threads by mamagee. I have heard he is a great Troll. the mods let him be. and he has 1400 threads. but he is lacking of interaction. too few posts in each thread. my words are full of witticism.
I didn't solicit for lectures about notorious trolls on this forum,are you whywhyogun or not? Drink water please!
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by FTbomb(m): 9:24am On Jul 08, 2017
this indian fagg0t and scammer will never stop creating dumb threads, will he?

the effect of too much garlic, i daresay.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:26am On Jul 08, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:


I type on my phone while laying on my back. I have escorts blow me on weekend though so it's not all bad. smiley

you not only mentioned your big paunch, but also your small and fat and short hands, which will rub and hurt your peniss if you use them to masturbate.

so , how can you type words by a CELLPHONE ?! you can not do it even by a keyboard.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:31am On Jul 08, 2017
teehamzat:

Are you oblivious of what a split is?
Go figure cheesy

somehow I have heard that, black men could not do split legs. because they anatomically have a different tendon in their crotches. that is why there are no black Olympic gym contestants .
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:31am On Jul 08, 2017
teehamzat:

Are you oblivious of what a split is?
Go figure cheesy

somehow I have heard that, black men could not do split legs. because they anatomically have a different tendon in their crotches. that is why there is no black Olympic gym contestants .
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:32am On Jul 08, 2017
CyberGypsy:
gtfo
ouiytrv
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 9:32am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


you not only mentioned your big paunch, but also your small and fat and short hands, which will rub and hurt your peniss if you use them to masturbate.

so , how can you type words by a CELLPHONE ?! you can not do it even by a keyboard.

*rolls eye*
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:33am On Jul 08, 2017
AlvanT:
I didn't solicit for lectures about notorious trolls on this forum,are you whywhyogun or not? Drink water please!

only unskillful trolls are bad and notorious. good ones are artists. and they are doing their jobs (posting wistful threads) gratuitously
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:34am On Jul 08, 2017
FTbomb:
this indian fagg0t and scammer will never stop creating dumb threads, will he?

the effect of too much garlic, i daresay.

why you dare not quote me ? FTBOY
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by CyberGypsy(m): 9:37am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:

ouiytrv
you had better not write that in words cause am gonna fuçk u up if you do
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:39am On Jul 08, 2017
CyberGypsy:
you had better not write that in words cause am gonna fuçk u up if you do

since you claim me to be a black gay, instead of a white woman, I guess you must prefer to fvck a black gay .
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 9:39am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


why ?

because you have some disease ?

since you have not yet masturbated , how do you know its feeling is not as good as / even better than copulation ?!

only animals have no curiosity.
I don't need to know whether the feeling is better than copulation i'll only do the right things
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by CyberGypsy(m): 9:40am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


since you claim me to be a black gay, instead of a white woman, I guess you must prefer to fvck a black gay .
well if you suggest so! am gay actually undecided
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:42am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

I don't need to know whether the feeling is better than copulation i'll only do the right things

the right thing is : not to masturbate for the whole life ?!

who taught you this ?

no new born babies have this knowledge and judgment. it must be coming from some one else, or some experiences.

so, you fear bible to this extremity by giving up masturbation totally ? or you have witnessed some one , who masturbated too much , died ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:44am On Jul 08, 2017
CyberGypsy:
well if you suggest so! am gay actually undecided

but, I am a woman, you should go for a peniss.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by CyberGypsy(m): 9:45am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:

but, I am a woman, you should go for a peniss.
Only gay can spot gays !
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 9:46am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


my mouth used to be demure and clean before it was educated by some black peniss.
you are an hopeless case

Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:46am On Jul 08, 2017
CyberGypsy:


Only gay can spot gays !

that is why you say, you want to fvck me. Mr. gay
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:48am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

you are an hopeless case

my mouth used to be demure and clean before it was educated by some black peniss.

it is all your fault .
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by CyberGypsy(m): 9:50am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


that is why you say, you want to fvck me. Mr. gay
yup am gay .. call me gay ! undecided .. fuçking you up was figurative didn't mean it literally .. see the kettle calling pot black .. idiat
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:52am On Jul 08, 2017
CyberGypsy:
yup am gay .. call me gay ! undecided .. fuçking you up was figurative didn't mean it literally .. see the kettle calling pot black .. idiat

I am a white girl, not black

how should I know whether you will take off your pants if you really see me in real life ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by teehamzat(m): 9:52am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


somehow I have heard that, black men could not do split legs. because they anatomically have a different tendon in their crotches. that is why there is no black Olympic gym contestants .
Who has been feeding your head with such nonsense?
There i was thinking you versed in knowledge.,,stop using a general statement to score points okay?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 9:54am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


the right thing is : not to masturbate for the whole life ?!

who taught you this ?

no new born babies have this knowledge and judgment. it must be coming from some one else, or some experiences.

so, you fear bible to this extremity by giving up masturbation totally ? or you have witnessed some one , who masturbated too much , died ?
I don't fear the bible I have respect for what's written in it and I don't need to witness someone dying from masturbation
on a Personal level I find it irritating
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:55am On Jul 08, 2017
teehamzat:

Who has been feeding your head with such nonsense?
There i was thinking you versed in knowledge.,,stop using a general statement to score points okay?

I just say what come across my mind. there is indeed no Olympic gym athlete. so, maybe, black people can not do split legs. especially black men.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 9:56am On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:
well it depends in the mood I find myself in. if i am preoccupied by some difficult task i masturbate 1 time in a week. if I'm free and hv nothing to keep me busy, i masturbate upto 18 times per week. i sometimes masturbate more than 5 times on sundays alone. cool cool
jesu... u don reduce weight tire b dat na
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 9:56am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

I don't fear the bible I have respect for what's written in it and I don't need to witness someone dying from masturbation
on a Personal level I find it irritating

but how can you prove you have never masturbated yourself ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by ubonlaxy(m): 10:00am On Jul 08, 2017
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 10:02am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


but how can you prove you have never masturbated yourself ?
I can't,i don't need to
and certainly not to you
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:04am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

I can't,i don't need to
and certainly not to you

what can you gain by having no masturbation at all ? a good reputation to seduce some naïve girls on forums ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 10:04am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


are you an Indian ? only Indians have red peniss.

Asians have yellow peniss. west countries have white peniss. and black peniss belong to....
come and turn it black...mrs penis anatomist tongue

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