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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 10:04am On Jul 08, 2017
fakeprophet:
jesu... u don reduce weight tire b dat na
lol...i need not exercise.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by teehamzat(m): 10:05am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


I just say what come across my mind. there is indeed no Olympic gym athlete. so, maybe, black people can not do split legs. especially black men.
Okay
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by CyberGypsy(m): 10:05am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


I am a white girl, not black

how should I know whether you will take off your pants if you really see me in real life ?
I won't take them off cause u are a catfish !




enjoy your attention !
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:07am On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:
come and turn it black...mrs penis anatomist tongue

what does that mean?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:08am On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:
lol...i need not exercise.

are you male escort ? do you have to ejaculate 8 times everyday to earn a bowl of yam?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:09am On Jul 08, 2017
CyberGypsy:
I won't take them off cause u are a catfish !




enjoy your attention !

you may rape a gay man, let alone a fish ?!
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by CyberGypsy(m): 10:11am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:

you may rape a gay man, let alone a fish ?!
whatever rocks your boat
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 10:14am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


what can you gain by having no masturbation at all ? a good reputation to seduce some naïve girls on forums ?
that's for someone who's into seducing
and what can you gain from masturbation just to be able to brag or wah
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:19am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

that's for someone who's into seducing
and what can you gain from masturbation just to be able to brag or wah

what can I gain from masturbation ?

usually I watch cute and mature black men's nude photos , and play my lower lips .

the advantage :

1) safe, I will not be robbed by male escorts, and I would not contract STD/HIV

2) convenient, I can finish my fantasy within 2 minutes, anywhere I want

3) cheap, I save the money I have to pay for black boys

4) I will never break my hearts , in a real romance break-up. I can summon the men I love to come into my minds , and I can conjure their bodies and action. after masturbation, I discard them as soon as I summon them.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 10:21am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


what can you gain by having no masturbation at all ? a good reputation to seduce some naïve girls on forums ?
that's for someone who's into seducing
And what do I gain from masturbating? the right to brag? or.........
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 10:23am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


what can I gain from masturbation ?

usually I watch cute and mature black men's nude photos , and play my lower lips .

the advantage :

1) safe, I will not be robbed by male escorts, and I would not contract STD/HIV

2) convenient, I can finish my fantasy within 2 minutes, anywhere I want

3) cheap, I save the money I have to pay for black boys

4) I will never break my hearts , in a real romance break-up. I can summon the men I love to come into my minds , and I can conjure their bodies and action. after masturbation, I discard them as soon as I summon them.
cowardice
well different strokes for different folks
u masturbate,i find it abhorring
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:31am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

cowardice
well different strokes for different folks
u masturbate,i find it abhorring

how come I am a coward ? because I bravely admit I masturbate with black men's nude photos?!
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:35am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

cowardice
well different strokes for different folks
u masturbate,i find it abhorring

anyway, have you ever loved ?

what is the difference of loving and loving someone ? no difference at all !

you may love without anyone being your lover in reality .

the feeling is the same. it is no more than being very comfortable and excited and in hope of sacrifice . this is the feeling of love.

so, to imagine a lover, to conjure his behavior, to daydream him 24 hours everyday, is the same as to have a real man to be your lover.

so, masturbation, philosophically speaking, is the same as to love with a real man.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by kennykendo(m): 10:44am On Jul 08, 2017
whywhyogun you again?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:49am On Jul 08, 2017
kennykendo:
whywhyogun you again?

my real name is Juliet Malkov. my internet name is igborubausa .

I guess why why ogun is a Chinese man, maybe his name is WANG BING HONG, something like that.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 10:52am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


how come I am a coward ? because I bravely admit I masturbate with black men's nude photos?!
no cause u re too scared of the real world u chose to wallow in one filled with fantasies
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 10:53am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


anyway, have you ever loved ?

what is the difference of loving and loving someone ? no difference at all !

you may love without anyone being your lover in reality .

the feeling is the same. it is no more than being very comfortable and excited and in hope of sacrifice . this is the feeling of love.

so, to imagine a lover, to conjure his behavior, to daydream him 24 hours everyday, is the same as to have a real man to be your lover.

so, masturbation, philosophically speaking, is the same as to love with a real man.
what can u sacrifice if ur lover is imaginary?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:53am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

no cause u re too scared of the real world u chose to wallow in one filled with fantasies

then, you wallow in the STD/HIV/Male escorts world . you think you are brave ? you just have to .

do you think suffering 20 times of STD is fair enough before you find a Mr. Right ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 10:55am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


what does that mean?
i mean come change my joytree's grin color from red to black.....
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 10:55am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


are you male escort ? do you have to ejaculate 8 times everyday to earn a bowl of yam?
dame no, i ejaculate to burn up excess calories....
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:56am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

what can u sacrifice if ur lover is imaginary?

my conjuring love and my real love are the same. the sacrifice is emotional sacrifice. or I should say, the willing to sacrifice . I am moved by myself , not by the man I love.

I love "love" , I don't love "the men" I love.

you have to be a woman , a philosophical one, to understand me . or else you would say I am insane or selfish.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 10:56am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


then, you wallow in the STD/HIV/Male escorts world . you think you are brave ? you just have to .

do you think suffering 20 times of STD is fair enough before you find a Mr. Right ?
just so you know I'm a guy
and I don't go sleeping around with different gals
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 10:57am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


my conjuring love and my real love are the same. the sacrifice is emotional sacrifice. or I should say, the willing to sacrifice . I am moved by myself .
I still don't get what ur sacrifice is

Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:58am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

I still don't get what ur sacrifice is

my conjuring love and my real love are the same. the sacrifice is emotional sacrifice. or I should say, the willing to sacrifice . I am moved by myself , not by the man I love.

I love "love" , I don't love "the men" I love.

you have to be a woman , a philosophical one, to understand me . or else you would say I am insane or selfish.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 10:59am On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:
i mean come change my joytree's grin color from red to black.....

how ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 11:00am On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:
dame no, i ejaculate to burn up excess calories....

you have to masturbate 8 times everyday , in order to get balance ?

how about you have done 7 times for one day ? will you rape some white woman that day ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 11:01am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:

how ?
arrgh!! just 4get it.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 11:03am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

just so you know I'm a guy
and I don't go sleeping around with different gals

if you don't masturbate, not even sleep with some girls before marriage, how do you know which womb and vagina is the best one for your unborn child ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Afonjanightmare(m): 11:03am On Jul 08, 2017
I masturbate like 4 times a week, especially when sex starved and I see my neighbor's wife with big nyash and bweasts tongue

Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 11:05am On Jul 08, 2017
Afonjanightmare:
I masturbate like 4 times a week, especially when sex starved and I see my neighbor's wife with big nyash and bweasts tongue

do you think it right ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 11:05am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


you have to masturbate 8 times everyday , in order to get balance ?

how about you have done 7 times for one day ? will you rape some white woman that day ?
hell no.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Afonjanightmare(m): 11:08am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

not everyone masturbates friend,i've never masturbate in my life

Who asked you Since you don't masturbate you have no business being in a masturbating thread. #common sense #

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