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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Afonjanightmare(m): 11:09am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


do you think it right ?
Did I rape anybody? I have sex with her in my brain na, no sin committed grin

Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by aydes: 11:12am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:
and what kind of pose do you prefer ? do you sit or lie down or stand ? by right hand , left one, or both together ? how fast is the motion ? where do you mostly do it ? how soon will the sperm come out ?

boys, now I am giving you a chance to booooost yourself .

we ladies, do have strong curiosity to know something of you. and I being a white woman, have more curiosity to check how is the situation in your crotches.

May God forgive u all, na only sex related thread una vein dey stand. See dem guilty as charged. Masturbation is a sin, very dangerous.

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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 11:13am On Jul 08, 2017
aydes:


May God forgive u all, na only sex related thread una vein dey stand. See dem guilty as charged. Masturbation is a sin, very dangerous.

does bible say masturbation is a sin ? did God say such funny and cheap things ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 11:21am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


my conjuring love and my real love are the same. the sacrifice is emotional sacrifice. or I should say, the willing to sacrifice . I am moved by myself , not by the man I love.

I love "love" , I don't love "the men" I love.

you have to be a woman , a philosophical one, to understand me . or else you would say I am insane or selfish.
I respect ur opinion but I still dont get ya
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 11:22am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

I respect ur opinion but I still dont get ya

because you have never loved.

the supreme love, can exist, even when there is 1 person.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 11:22am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


if you don't masturbate, not even sleep with some girls before marriage, how do you know which womb and vagina is the best one for your unborn child ?
do vaginas and wombs come in grades
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 11:24am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


because you have never loved.

the supreme love, can exist, even when there is 1 person.
when the love comes i'll love it
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 11:25am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

do vaginas and wombs come in grades

if you don't masturbate, not even sleep with some girls before marriage, how do you know which woman's womb and vagina are the best ones for your unborn child ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 11:27am On Jul 08, 2017
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Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 11:27am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

when the love comes i'll love it

and, after love is gone, you will realize, self-asturbation is the same true love.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 11:30am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


and, after love is gone, you will realize, self-asturbation is the same true love.
my love won't ever leave me
and are u trying to make me see the light in masturbation?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 11:31am On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

my love won't ever leave me
and are u trying to make me see the light in masturbation?

how can I persuade a freakkk who does not even masturbate to see any light ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by zephry(m): 11:38am On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


how can I persuade a freakkk who does not even masturbate to see any light ?
you said it there's no freaking light in masturbating
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by iwattpro(m): 11:50am On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:
well it depends in the mood I find myself in. if i am preoccupied by some difficult task i masturbate 1 time in a week. if I'm free and hv nothing to keep me busy, i masturbate upto 18 times per week. i sometimes masturbate more than 5 times on sundays alone. cool cool

oh lawd!!! shocked
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by whoareyou0994: 12:57pm On Jul 08, 2017
5 times on Sundays? U won kill ur self?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by dcolumbus001: 1:40pm On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


you are insane or hypocritical.

no man does not masturbate.

I don't want to have a talk with dangerous lunatics.

maybe you are a gay, you only enjoy your holy hole.
are you done? cos it seems ur brain went off while typing
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by lovelyadeola(m): 2:35pm On Jul 08, 2017
zephry:

not everyone masturbates friend,i've never masturbate in my life
Truth. and masturbation is not good for body. especially when mix with porn. it mess up alot in the body. just try to stop masturbation for just 2 weeks then you will see what you have been missing all these years. #nofap
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by GEJDHERO: 2:45pm On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


you are insane or hypocritical.

no man does not masturbate.

I don't want to have a talk with dangerous lunatics.

maybe you are a gay, you only enjoy your holy hole.
Point of Correction not all Men masturbate.For me i dont,if i feel hornny i fucck pusssy.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 4:14pm On Jul 08, 2017
GEJDHERO:
Point of Correction not all Men masturbate.For me i dont,if i feel hornny i fucck pusssy.

can you find a pussy at your 15th birthday ? black boys start masturbating at 15 years old.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 4:16pm On Jul 08, 2017
lovelyadeola:

Truth. and masturbation is not good for body. especially when mix with porn. it mess up alot in the body. just try to stop masturbation for just 2 weeks then you will see what you have been missing all these years. #nofap
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/

but, you are a black man. you are supposed to have very wonderful sex ability, such as having sex everyday, erecting once touched ......
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by lovely17(m): 4:35pm On Jul 08, 2017
CyberGypsy:
U guys couldn't see the racism in her write-up .. u just came, read the post and y'all started writing all sort of gibberish cool
You a fool
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by IamSINZ(m): 4:38pm On Jul 08, 2017
As many times as I attempt a "pull out".
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by aydes: 4:46pm On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:


does bible say masturbation is a sin ? did God say such funny and cheap things ?

The body is the temple of the lord, thou shall keep it holy. Masturbation isba sexual immorality.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by bbbabes(f): 4:46pm On Jul 08, 2017
Damn...I am on bed doing my thing when I sw this thread...This is the weekend, I don't go to work...so have done it say 5 times today.
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And it's even raining everywhere so am sti gonna do more today
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 4:50pm On Jul 08, 2017
aydes:


The body is the temple of the lord, thou shall keep it holy. Masturbation isba sexual immorality.

masturbation is a good way to keep your holy temple warm , it is a good daily maintenance.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 4:52pm On Jul 08, 2017
bbbabes:
Damn...I am on bed doing my thing when I sw this thread...This is the weekend, I don't go to work...so have done it say 5 times today.
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And it's even raining everywhere so am sti gonna do more today

a woman can do 100 times every day. it is not a surprise.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by marklele(m): 4:53pm On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:
well it depends in the mood I find myself in. if i am preoccupied by some difficult task i masturbate 1 time in a week. if I'm free and hv nothing to keep me busy, i masturbate upto 18 times per week. i sometimes masturbate more than 5 times on sundays alone. cool cool

you go kill all your unborn children ooo.
go find a treasure called woman, keep her forever and stop mastubation. you gree?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by igborubausa: 5:06pm On Jul 08, 2017
marklele:


you go kill all your unborn children ooo.
go find a treasure called woman, keep her forever and stop mastubation. you gree?
that guy says he can do it 18 times per week, and 5 times on Sundays.

only black men can do it in this way.

if a white man "boasts" in this way, he must be lying.

and your advice for that guy is to get rid of this habit ? so, you believe he really can do it 18 times per week ?
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jul 08, 2017
marklele:


you go kill all your unborn children ooo.
go find a treasure called woman, keep her forever and stop mastubation. you gree?
yea, i don't intend to hv a female friend or offsprings.. the muddy water has settled, and it shld be left alone and not disturbed.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by marklele(m): 5:26pm On Jul 08, 2017
crotonite:
yea, i don't intend to hv a female friend or offsprings.. the muddy water has settled, and it shld be left alone and not disturbed.

why you allow God waste material create you then?
shouldn't you have protested to remain where you were than coming to earth to adopt this kind of lifestyle and arriving at this kind of conclusion... ?

you no be even reverend father self.

wetin dey worry you
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by Nobody: 5:26pm On Jul 08, 2017
whoareyou0994:
5 times on Sundays? U won kill ur self?
mastubation cannot kill me. it's just a good sensation accompanied by few drops of mucus I don't think that can kill one.
Re: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by marklele(m): 5:30pm On Jul 08, 2017
igborubausa:

that guy says he can do it 18 times per week, and 5 times on Sundays.

only black men can do it in this way.

if a white man "boasts" in this way, he must be lying.

and your advice for that guy is to get rid of this habit ? so, you believe he really can do it 18 times per week ?


Pray never to have a guy that mastubates as a partner rather, all your prayers should be towards getting someone who is sexually active and can do all the mastubation on you and be faithful at thesame time while you do the same.
That is, if you are a lady.
e enter?

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