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What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 6:27am On Jul 09, 2017
I am a white lady, living 10000 miles away from Nigeria. but I am going back within this month, to Nigeria.

I want to give some surprise as well as presents to my former boy(s) .

what kind of small portable presents do you suggest that I will take ?

be serious. I am not a dotard that disseminates money like sprinkling rain. I do want to help some black boy(s) if I can.

anyway, I am supposed to stay in Nigeria for 1 whole year. so, this is just the greeting gift. if he wants to resume our relationship , he knows he could ask for more in later days.

and I can not take any ponderous items onto the plane.
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Nobody: 6:30am On Jul 09, 2017
undecided you are just a white lady? And you feel you are supposed to receive some kind of special treatment? And you think we care if you are white...

Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 6:32am On Jul 09, 2017
sonofLuci:
undecided you are just a white lady? And you feel you are supposed to receive some kind of special treatment? And you think we care if you are white...

if I give you just 100 US dollars, you may bark more diligently than a dog.

but , since you are not my boy(s) , who I am going to give presents to, you may feel whatever grudge towards me.

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Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 6:34am On Jul 09, 2017
sonofLuci:
undecided you are just a white lady? And you feel you are supposed to receive some kind of special treatment? And you think we care if you are white...

what special treatment I am looking forward to ?

now, it is I who intend to give you guys presents, and ask your choices.

ungrateful bumpkin .
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Nobody: 6:34am On Jul 09, 2017
igborubausa:


if I give you just 100 US dollars, you may bark more diligently than a dog.

but , since you are not my boy(s) , who I am going to give presents to, you may feel whatever grudge towards me.


Hahahaha, what an arrogant dog.

Anyway we know you are not white because most even racist dont behave this stupid like you do.

But anyway you might be sexybbstar alternate, here to troll nairalanders, but anyway.

Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 6:35am On Jul 09, 2017
sonofLuci:
undecided you are just a white lady? And you feel you are supposed to receive some kind of special treatment? And you think we care if you are white...

I don't need you to pay attention to my skin color. just pay attention to what I am going to bring to you. think it, and tell me.
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 6:37am On Jul 09, 2017
sonofLuci:



Hahahaha, what an arrogant dog.

Anyway we know you are not white because most even racist dont behave this stupid like you do.

But anyway you might be sexybbstar alternate, here to troll nairalanders, but anyway.

no wonder many countries stop donating money to black countries.

why should racists give you money and presents ?
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Victornezzar: 6:40am On Jul 09, 2017
sonofLuci:



Hahahaha, what an arrogant dog.

Anyway we know you are not white because most even racist dont behave this stupid like you do.

But anyway you might be sexybbstar alternate, here to troll nairalanders, but anyway.
lmao
make sexybb no catch u grin
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 6:41am On Jul 09, 2017
sonofLuci:



Hahahaha, what an arrogant dog.

Anyway we know you are not white because most even racist dont behave this stupid like you do.

But anyway you might be sexybbstar alternate, here to troll nairalanders, but anyway.

you are totally confusing and paradoxical .

I am not white ---> but I am a racist

I am a racist----> but I give presents to blacks

you don't even understand what you are trying to say .
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 6:43am On Jul 09, 2017
Victornezzar:

lmao
make sexybb no catch u grin

after i go back to Nigeria, i would post my telephone number. if you are cute, i will pay 20 dollars to play your peniss for one time. take it easy. i am very generous.
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 6:47am On Jul 09, 2017
Victornezzar:

lmao
make sexybb no catch u grin

the first item i will bring to him is , a made-in-china 20 cm plastic peniss, and a bottle of lubricant . what else is your suggestion ?
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 6:53am On Jul 09, 2017
Victornezzar:

lmao
make sexybb no catch u grin

when i was young, in my country, there used to be big floods every year. and my family was not a poor one, which means, we "helped" some displaced people in these accidents , by giving them some presents.

my mom would choose some used rags to donate . at least this action would pacify our conscience .

so, every thing i give to black boys, actually, is not what they appear to be .

the money i give to them , could be the embezzled money . the food i give to him, could be the left -over by the public kitchen .the clothes , could be the second hand from my nephews. ....

but this time, i want to buy some presents out of my own purse. so, please help me to make a good decision.
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Atlantia(f): 6:58am On Jul 09, 2017
Is this announcement really necessary? undecided I am a white lady, living 10000 miles away from Nigeria.
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 7:01am On Jul 09, 2017
Atlantia:
Is this announcement really necessary? undecided I am a white lady, living 10000 miles away from Nigeria.

which word piques your nerve ?

white ? lady ? or 10000 ?

i think all words in this sentence are indispensable .

i should make it clear that i am not a black person in Nigeria, or else this thread is totally a farce.

then, i should make you be aware that, i am from very far away. probably , you may know where i am from by that distance .
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Atlantia(f): 7:12am On Jul 09, 2017
igborubausa:


which word piques your nerve ?

white ? lady ? or 10000 ?

i think all words in this sentence are indispensable .

i should make it clear that i am not a black person in Nigeria, or else this thread is totally a farce.

then, i should make you be aware that, i am from very far away. probably , you may know where i am from by that distance .
You are obviously an attention seeking dolt with an eggroll for a brain.

You want ideas for a present and you're going on and on about being white...Even an idiot would know that all that noise you're making is completely unnecessary.
I think you need help.
But you don't know it...So I'm doing you a service by telling you this.
You need to have your head checked.
What hole did you even crawl out of? undecided

Here's what we'll do....stay off my mentions until you're ready to admit that you're a nobody with major issues.
Then ,we'll talk.

I would ask you to have a lovely day but I doubt you would even understand the concept.
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 7:13am On Jul 09, 2017
Atlantia:

You are obviously an attention seeking dolt with an eggroll for a brain.

You want ideas for a present and you're going on and on about being white...Even an idiot would know that all that noise you're making is completely unnecessary.
I think you need help.
But you don't know it...So I'm doing you a service by telling you this.
You need to have your head checked.
What hole did you even crawl out of? undecided

Here's what we'll do....stay off my mentions until you're ready to admit that you're a nobody with major issues.
Then ,we'll talk.

I would ask you to have a lovely day but I doubt you would even understand the concept.

i have posted 1000 words, 1 of them is "white", and your eyes fall on them , distinctly.
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Nobody: 7:14am On Jul 09, 2017
Victornezzar:

lmao
make sexybb no catch u grin

LOL na she grin
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 7:15am On Jul 09, 2017
Atlantia:

You are obviously an attention seeking dolt with an eggroll for a brain.

You want ideas for a present and you're going on and on about being white...Even an idiot would know that all that noise you're making is completely unnecessary.
I think you need help.
But you don't know it...So I'm doing you a service by telling you this.
You need to have your head checked.
What hole did you even crawl out of? undecided

Here's what we'll do....stay off my mentions until you're ready to admit that you're a nobody with major issues.
Then ,we'll talk.

I would ask you to have a lovely day but I doubt you would even understand the concept.

i am nobody but a white lady, who wants to give some presents to your boyfriend.
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Victornezzar: 7:18am On Jul 09, 2017
igborubausa:


after i go back to Nigeria, i would post my telephone number. if you are cute, i will pay 20 dollars to play your peniss for one time. take it easy. i am very generous.
Are u a bastard??
Or is ur name sonofluci
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Victornezzar: 7:20am On Jul 09, 2017
igborubausa:


the first item i will bring to him is , a made-in-china 20 cm plastic peniss, and a bottle of lubricant . what else is your suggestion ?
Ogu faya u
May it never be well with your household
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 7:21am On Jul 09, 2017
Victornezzar:

Are u a bastard??
Or is ur name sonofluci

about 20 days later, i will be in Nigeria.

i will post a photo at that moment . in the photo, there will be my white middle finger, in front of a piece of paper, on which there is "igborubausa is here" . and the big backdrop is your lagos airport !
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Victornezzar: 7:21am On Jul 09, 2017
igborubausa:


when i was young, in my country, there used to be big floods every year. and my family was not a poor one, which means, we "helped" some displaced people in these accidents , by giving them some presents.

my mom would choose some used rags to donate . at least this action would pacify our conscience .

so, every thing i give to black boys, actually, is not what they appear to be .

the money i give to them , could be the embezzled money . the food i give to him, could be the left -over by the public kitchen .the clothes , could be the second hand from my nephews. ....

but this time, i want to buy some presents out of my own purse. so, please help me to make a good decision.
Goat
Are u mad, wer u mad b4 or do u wanna be mad
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Victornezzar: 7:22am On Jul 09, 2017
sonofLuci:


LOL na she grin
lol
na u talk am oo
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 7:22am On Jul 09, 2017
Victornezzar:

Ogu faya u
May it never be well with your household

i give my black boy a 20cm made-in-china peniss. he may use it to enlarge my hole, before he wants to do whatever he wants
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by Victornezzar: 7:23am On Jul 09, 2017
igborubausa:


i give my black boy a 20cm made-in-china peniss. he may use it to enlarge my hole, before he wants to do whatever he wants
Abeg na stop disturbing my mentions
dem swear give u
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by fynestpotato: 8:11am On Jul 09, 2017
igborubausa:


about 20 days later, i will be in Nigeria.

i will post a photo at that moment . in the photo, there will be my white middle finger, in front of a piece of paper, on which there is "igborubausa is here" . and the big backdrop is your lagos airport !
what are you doing in nigeria? apart from chasing black peni.s,do you have any other purpose for coming here?
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 9:31am On Jul 09, 2017
fynestpotato:

what are you doing in nigeria? apart from chasing black peni.s,do you have any other purpose for coming here?

i am in charge of a department in a big company.

funny black people, do you think white people come to Africa just for fun ?

we need compare our expense (including airplane tickets ,visa fee, and the expense of local cost of living , etc. ) with our profit before we really come to Africa.

don't think we are gods, full of money , coming just for fun.
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by fynestpotato: 9:37am On Jul 09, 2017
igborubausa:


i am in charge of a department in a big company.

funny black people, do you think white people come to Africa just for fun ?

we need compare our expense (including airplane tickets ,visa fee, and the expense of local cost of living , etc. ) with our profit before we really come to Africa.

don't think we are gods, full of money , coming just for fun.
And what's the name of this company.
Re: What Kind Of Presents Shall I Give My Boy ? by igborubausa: 9:40am On Jul 09, 2017
fynestpotato:

And what's the name of this company.
C WAY

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