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Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 5:52pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TLuzzie:I witnessed your death in that thread Darkenedrebel aka darkrebel69. And you couldn't even quote this post properly. Still having blurred visions from the punches? So what's your bone of contention? Why are you looking for a rematch after over a dozen back and forth? |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 6:04pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician:So this imbecile_ still moves around with his delusions. You can barely scathe my shadow, let alone my actual self. Stop bigging yourself up, mayne. Declaring your own victory simply proves how petty, and pathetic you are, and that you measure your life's worth by cyber brawls and nothing else. Worthless windbag. You MUST prove that I'm DarkRebel. That's the bone of contention. There was never a match, so why would I seek a "rematch" with a rabbit? You must be a clown who started performing circus shows right from the womb. Ode. Prove that I'm DarkRebel or I'll keep mocking your stupidity as long as I am on this forum. And aren't you an ADULT? Then you must be mentally deranged to be measuring your life's worth by the number of trophies you get from cyber brawls. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:18pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TLuzzie:There's no rematch as there's no bone of contention here. Keep bleeding from the cuts you received where you were publicly executed. There won't be a second chance for you as there will never be a second chance for your dead mother who died heartbroken and sad. You don't mess around with a demon like me. Your mother's soul is still being anal-fuckéd in hell with a coal-fork by Beelzebub's pixies for not taming your imbecility when she was alive. Offshoot of a heartbroken dead bîtxh. How'd you like me? See you around when you challenge me factually. I will reunite you with the rotten corpse of your mom! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:18pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TLuzzie:There's no rematch as there's no bone of contention here. Keep bleeding from the cuts you received where you were publicly executed. There won't be a second chance for you as there will never be a second chance for your dead mother who died heartbroken and sad. You don't mess around with a demon like me. Your mother's soul is still being anal-fuckéd in hell with a coal-fork by Beelzebub's pixies for not taming your imbecility when she was alive. Offshoot of a heartbroken dead bîtxh. How'd you like me now? See you around when you challenge me factually. I will reunite you with the rotten corpse of your mom! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician:I don't have the time to exchange words with a DEMON! I'm not full of the kind of sh!t that makes you up, scatter-brained bastard. Prove that I'm DarkRebel, otherwise cursed be you forever you malnourished, angry, aggressive nonentity made out of a deformed, putrified foetus, mentally punctured by a zillion peniises, after forming from an anathemized pool of a gazillion semen. You're psychological cripple that uses inane bullsh!t as crutch, a walking-dead wuss with the pretence of gallantry, a hollow soul parading himself as a king, a leader of the empire of the deluded, an exceptional psychopath with a monumental rotten ego, a putrid blight on humanity, a grand master of the magisterium of morons and a worthless freak of nature. Pathetic bolting-hutch of beastliness! Show me how I am DarkRebel, you swollen parcel of dropsies, or admit that you're an idiotic leakage of a filthy vag!na whose dirtiness extends to the depths of his mind. Ignominious warthog and idol of idiot worshippers. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 10:17pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TLuzzie:Eya, I really made you so angry you couldn't even compose your rants properly. I wish your anger will bring back your dishonourable mother who went to her grave with a chronic ailment knowns as CCD (cóck craving disorder) no wonder the dumb woman was still taking anal-fisting until she was bent like a disfigured question mark " ? " Words on the street was she birthed you in the open public toilet because she mistook her labour signs for poop signals And her pussy is still undecomposed after her death as a mark of her legendary whoredom: "Saint prostitute" I heard tracing your biological father was a rigorous task as the dead bîtxh couldn't remember the number of her clients who did vaginal or anal as she was half-conscious most of the time. So there's a list of her clientele in her diary where we can get the names of her cheap customers and begin an oral interview of those who fúcked that dead hoe in the anus and those who went in straight...then will have half a chance to know the owner of the inferior sperm than won the race to flagellate your mother's diseased-ravaged ovum On your mother's gravestone should be written "the unknown prostitute" and her story should be the textbook example of how to die sad, lonely and neglected so much that her surviving child has to vent the frustration of her death on Nairaland. Whoever murdered her should be rewarded with 7 virgins for wiping out the dirtiest cheapest LovePeddler south West of Nigeria. Good thing they didn't kill you along with her while you were little, that would have been a mercy death considering how bitter and remorseful your life has become. Your mother was a failure, a lowclass dick-swapping bîtxh who paid her own bride price from her anal bonuses because your drunken father married her as the line of least resistance I hope your worthless family didn't bury her with a coffin? The only way she can appease her sins is for her corpse to decompose back to the earth directly as manure so she can reincarnate as green tall grass to be chewed by marauding goats. Son of dead hoe! Don't Bleep with the devil, son. Darkenedbaboon! 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician:LOLEST. The lightening of stupidity has struck you so hard that there's no longer any doubt that your kids will be born dizzy. If stupidity could float, I'm certain you'd be the Admiral of the fleet. You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. You took your time to write your mother's life story, and it was such an interesting read. It explains why you're from the shallow end of the gene pool, and why there is no vaccine against your imbecility. I can see that you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public, for a full-blown retard_ like you who thinks words serve him, even though he's a slave to letters. It's no use returning your mountainous heap of dung back to you, as that would be making you smell a bit better. You're a dim bulb in the marquee of life who is so keen on cursing he had to use his entire vocabulary in a long imprecation on his mother for bringing shame to the family. I'll leave you to finish up your narration of your mother's history, as there must be people interested in seeing the awful conclusion, while I await you bastard son of the devil's whore_ to provide proofs of how I'm DarkRebel, and stop spitting more sh!t that has nothing to do with me. Idiot. 1 Like |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 10:55pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TLuzzie:so after I killed you deader than HIV killed your dirt-poor mother, you have been practicing with Google to stage a comeback after your elimination!!! I give up. Cheap filth like your dead mother. May her soul never rest in peace. You're using Google to diss as your dead mother used her neighbour's dick to cheat on your dad before she was struck by lightening. Bastard Plagiarist. Now her ghost peers will even desert her after watching her son being humiliated like a common market thief. I have been wasting my time on a brain-dead Google rapist who rapes Google without comdoms. Goodbye son of cheap dead LovePeddler. You're a waste of diss. www.nairaland.com/attachments/5641732_2017071222_49_59_jpegcb3fab5e770c2d9f0d22c114c16e07f7 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:00pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TLuzzie:more plagiarism from Google www.nairaland.com/attachments/5641735_2017071222_58_29_jpegbb22a057a86dd00419e7f69b886ad000 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:07pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TLuzzie:yet more ferocious bite from Google by shark Tluzzie www.nairaland.com/attachments/5641752_2017071223_04_02_jpegb898cbb5dea86b4e45731da124f1927e 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:10pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TLuzzie:even using my own lexicon against me? What that fúck! Shame has lost its meaning today. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:13pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician: Hahahaha. What a trunk of humours. Nothing stops me from using sentences I've read in the past, so if that hurts you so bad, you know how to jump on the biggest ensemble of spikes to end your miserable life. While other children are making exploits and surpassing their parents in worthwhile life endeavours, you retarded_ buffoon chose to surpass your father in stupidity, and decided to ascend the ladder of cretinism faster and further than the mental cripple ever did. You're a withering low-life who uses imbecility as a crutch to support his meaningless existence, even though his destiny was swept into a ditch along with the last tornado of doom, and in another plane, a poisonous weed that chokes beautiful flowers in the wonderful garden of life. Your grandfather should have tied you to his waist as he was dragged to his grave by the tentacles of the kind of imbecility that is only obtainable in your lineage of mendacious entities and bestial bastards. Your thin skull would have been all that was left of your miserable existence, to be used in lecturing biology students on what made you humanity's biggest idiot, and advise prospective parents to avoid having kids with skulls of similar shapes in order to save the human future and preserve the existence of our fourishing species on the planet. 1 Like |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:17pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
I cannot witness this alone: TSOM T5OM Ftbomb Ftboy AHCB Theumbra Postmann Makydebbie Analice107 Blackhawk05 Secondeva Nairaland's foremost plagiarism busted |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:18pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician:Hahahaha. I had no idea you had a monopoly on English words. Fool. You're yet to prove that I'm DarkRebel. Or are you hopping out of the stupid_ show you started? Why not finish it, you fucking_ pig? |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician:Senseless idiot feeling like a true detective and falling into another stupid_ pit. Those sentences are popular statements that I've seen people use quite a number of times, and I never laid claim to being their originator, so I'm fascinated by this your idiotic but not surprising label of plagiarism. It's the same way you hopped on my post like a frog to accuse me of being DarkRebel without proof. 1 Like |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheUmbra: 11:35pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician: Bro, pls update me. What's going on here! |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:39pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
Hahahaha words from a jokes and diss website prostitutes don't have shame and it is a tall asking demanding shame from thier children. I regret ever having my moniker seen with a plagiarists and a dumb doofus who lacks the ability to band words together without harrasing and robbing Google. Cc secondeva 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:43pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheUmbra:after our domiciled dock was mercilessly schlonged and beheaded yesterday, his lifeless body slithered to Google to stage a comeback, so he started local-searching on me, following me all over Nairaland So I said let me give him a try to see what he has come up with, only to discover the dude buggled into an online store of jokes and disses via Google to steal disses and started recycling them for me. Just Scroll up. Don't quote him at all. His name should be cleansed off. A disgrace to thieves he is. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician:Tch. The speed of your neurons is no better than that of a slug. So the people who uploaded the words on their website are the originators of the words, or certainly they got them out of the blue. I'm sure those words were invented today. Irritating, half-witted fvcktard. You're so irredeemably stupid it's indescribable. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:50pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician:please you guys shouldn't quote him at all. He doesn't deserve a mention and should be treated with the scorn of a public thief!! Also, he wants argument to cover and hide the posts where I bursted his kleptomania and intellectual sterility. Take your screenshots if need be and leave the moniker to slide into infamy as his mother's corpse! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:57pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician: .............Jesus Christ, why cant I do without reading ur dissing posts? take things easy on ur fellow human, bro. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheUmbra: 11:57pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician: O man! I've seen it! But why are you surprised? The TLuzzie/Zandha guy has never been smart. Why do you think his Tearless account followed all your handles and even followed mine including postmann? He's a bloody, ungrateful, bottom-feeding lickspittle who has no shame or sense of hierarchy. Or didn't you see his lousy, witless imitation display he exhibited back at the makydebbie thread? There's no originality in his blood. He apes you, just as much as he apes me, albeit in a poor fashion. Thats the primary reason I gave him one fatal blow from my literary ingenuity and he left off for over 3 hrs scavaging the planet for a reply. He ended up with yet another Zandha-esque piece of crap. He was never going to worth a second reply. Bro, let the pitiful soul be. Humiliation one too many can draw undeserved sympathy towards his course. And never forget, the Internet is the only platform where dafts can gatecrash into an intellectual gathering with as little as a phone and some data. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:58pm On Jul 12, 2017 |
TheMortician:LOL. Now you've invented some fantastic nonsense to hold unto while dropping the accusation that I'm DarkRebel? Stop playing moronic games to cover up your stupidity. Prove that I'm DarkRebel like you claimed, and stop grasping at straws, you rag-wearing goblin! Take your screenshots if need be and leave the moniker to slide into infamy as his mother's corpse!Hahahaha. Like seriously? You mean you prioritize nairaland more than you do your dull life and crumbling career? I'm amazed. Of course, they should take a screenshot of the whole page for reference purpose. They'll be able to show your children how dumb their father was. WTF! |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 12:05am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheUmbra: To think that sh!t like this is coming from someone who's probably in his thirties. You guys are some pathetic bunch of clowns. You make me laugh so hard I can't describe it. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:08am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheUmbra: Lolz. Die-hard robber caught flat out and still trying to deny One single post with over 5 plagiarised lines from 5 different websites. And I only stopped searching at the middle!!! His mother's ghost must be shedding tears of anguish. See the fool quoting me thinking I will ever come low to reply a common criminal who has a dead whoring mother. Off to bed, bro. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 12:18am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician:Mendacious DEMON. Your prevaricative tactic is glaring and so easy to see through. Perhaps you've realised the idiocy in accusing me of being DarkRebel, and decided to bring something else to the table to avoid the shame of admitting that your instincts failed and drowned you in stupidity. I've seen such before, mayne. It's not new to me. Your ego is bigger than you can bear. You've decided to bury your goof in another smoke of imbecility, and you're "not going to reply a lowly person like me" to avoid answering my question. Pathologically dishonest bastard! |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheUmbra: 12:21am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician: You deserve a wonderful night rest! Good night bro! 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheUmbra: 1:35am On Jul 13, 2017 |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 6:54am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheUmbra:man, i feel like the lead detective who bursted Evans 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 8:17am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician: o boy, you wicked! that was some far-reaching act of sleuthing, almost painstaking. 3 plagiarized lines in one post...who could have seen that? and instead of kindly retreating or surrendering, nigga is still blabbering, trying to save face. if na me, i go just find one soft pillow rest my head. www.nairaland.com/attachments/5642580_images77_jpeg0bbfc4bf4025f12e8aa3858b8a2ad88e it is finished. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheUmbra: 8:53am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician: When I, my very self openly attested to your unmatched versatility and broad-based knowledge on various disciplines as well as your well-developed psychoanalytic progeny which you bring to the fore whenever you choose to ride into battle, making you the most complex and devastating humanized weapon of destruction, they should have listened. It was all any wise man needed to steer clear from your path. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:12am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth:Ftbaba! They are more than 3 plagirised lines. The boy prepared for me more than he prepared for JAMB! Take a look : TLuzzie:www.nairaland.com/attachments/5642873_2017071309_07_57_png8f088e13dd4177e9d49e515ea6ad5c4a Cc theumbra 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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