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Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:19am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth: Google has never been so raped repeatedly by a brain-dead gnat who I turned into a kebab for daring to stand before me. See more biting from shark Tluzzie: TLuzzie:www.nairaland.com/attachments/5642934_2017071309_15_31_jpeg10e574dab4794523af409c5bb00be308 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 9:25am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician:overkill! i don't know him, though, but i hate the way he brandishes himself as diss lord, untouchable, hurling unprovoked expletives at people who do not share the same opinion with him. good thing he's getting paid back in his own coin. who would have known he's guilty of the same literary theft for which his predecessors were ousted? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 9:28am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician:another one? tluzzie, thunder faya you! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:29am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth: The bastard is our renowned rap section fugitive who was also caught and disgraced for stealing rap lines in Facebook to cheap his competitors. Aka darkrebel69. The son of a dead thief 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 9:29am On Jul 13, 2017 |
chai! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:32am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth:when Tluzzie dies , the most befitting burial rites he can ever get is to be buried beside his mother. Two criminals born into a world neither could fully adapt to. They ended up the way they began: unfulfilled! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 9:33am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 9:40am On Jul 13, 2017 |
he's a google rapist, so unoriginal, so barren of creativity! i'd rather sound blunt and unpolished in my local vernacular and be rejected than resort to literary theft just to gain recognition. thunder fire that guy yansh! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:44am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth:Hahahaha see hilarious memes. Son of a dead thief and a lowtime career prostitute is truly living out his inheritances in full in Nairaland. Our JAMB-writing Chicago student 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:45am On Jul 13, 2017 |
Oh, he's the one peeping as a guest |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheUmbra: 10:08am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician: It is settled! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 10:13am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheUmbra:that intellectually frigid bîtxh has sagged Google's boobs with greedy sucking, Google needs milk to revitalise |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 10:21am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth: What he manifests here is a fallout of his marred childhood where daddy used his mom as a punch bag and he as a trampled mat. Nairaland is the outlet to release the demons that has plaqued him since birth |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 10:31am On Jul 13, 2017 |
Lol. I really can't believe this. TheMortician, your stupidity is quite breathtaking. You're the dumbest brute I've ever come across in years! I'll indulge your stupidity a bit: The words I use in my posts are certain to not only be words of my own creation, but also ones I might have heard or read quite a number of times in the distant past! And I know of no rule that prohibits me from using them when they come to mind, simply because there are dumbfucks_ like you all over nairaland. That you found them on Google doesn't automatically imply that I went surfing the web in search of words to insult you with, when I could have known them before now, and even more so, when the owners of the websites could have heard them somewhere too before uploading them online. That you lack the ability to understand these simple facts is further testament to your level of mental retardation. In your desperation and senselessness to portray yourself as a detective of sorts, you went to Google and typed the following, "It's no use returning your mountainous heap of dung back to you, as that would be making you smell a bit better" and you were led back to this thread where I had originally typed it. But in your blindless and overzealousness to come across as a smartass, you still took a screenshot of your goof to post it on this thread, as though the search result was from a different website. And your dumb friend who can do no better than always give you halos regardless of the size and ugliness of your horns kept on celebrating the unparalleled stupidity you've been displaying as the Emperor of the empire of buffoons. This meaningless drama you've created is for clowns. Mere distraction to draw attention away from your earlier goof, which you've become rather used to, as you're quick to accuse people of being DarkRebel whenever you come under attack. Why not prove that I'm DarkRebel if you're so confident in your detective skills, huh, retarded_ Fearlez? |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:01am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth:Lol. Fearlez directs the movement of your brain waves. If you'd taken a glance at the topic of that page, you wouldn't have appeared as stupid_ as you are right now. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheUmbra: 11:01am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician: The guy is rich in pretence. It's a psychopathic strain. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheUmbra: 11:21am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth: Please Ftbaba, you mustn't allow this man, wanting in intellect, numb to shame, slow in adaption to civility, heart-wrenched by unresolved childhood traumas, lezz-brutalized and buried in ignobility, soil your person with his contamination. He's forum-wide nuisance who floats aimlessly out of utter frustration for being nature's reject. Please stay away. Replying him makes it easier for him to digress from his shame. Please allow the undignified exposé from lezz be the closing chapter of this wonderful book, I'll like to title " The Zandha's Walk Of Shame" 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:26am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TLuzzie:The emboldened is even a logical fallacy The son of dick-gagging vampire is trying to redefine plagiarism on the pages of Nairaland! Your inability of diss-improvisation is just a microcosm of your mental handicap and weak cognitive abilities inherited from your inferior DNA donors the streetwalker you call your mother couldn't diagnosed her malaria infection as the lab apparatus couldn't separate excessive semen from her blood samples. You were born brain-dead because the virus corrupted your chromosome formation. Analphabetic waste of a drunken fúck |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:31am On Jul 13, 2017 |
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Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 11:44am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TLuzzie:you know i had to key in your entire sentence word-for-word to confirm you've not been pilfering as usual. dude, i don't even know you from jehosaphat; i randomly ran into this thread and witnessed my guy pummeling the living hell out of your stealing ass! after all the trollings, the absurd pretense to create a formidable personality on nairaland, who would have thought you're just an ordinary google thief and you would eventually be busted for intellectual theft? cursed be the dick that inseminated your mom to give birth to a disgraceful thief like you. oleee! onye oshi! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 11:45am On Jul 13, 2017 |
[s] TLuzzie:[/s] THIEF! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:47am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheUmbra:You should have typed "Uhwttt" instead. It would have made not much of a difference. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:50am On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician:You know I should be seeing no more of you in my mentions without proof of how I am DarkRebel. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:53am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth:Move aside, regressive worm. You're an other-directed, soulless automaton. You have no mind of your own. You shouldn't be giving an opinion! |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:58am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth:looooooooooolz!!! |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 11:59am On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth:What? Perhaps, I stole your brain in order to feed it to the dogs, because you really don't need it. TheMortician's hand gestures are enough to direct your actions and destiny. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:00pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth:Kaiiii!!! See shellacking!!! Tearless, zhanda, zandha, darkrebel69, Darkenedrebel with other zillion accounts has been murdered and beheaded mercilessly. Any other post is just the tormenting death-dance of his lifeless body. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by FTrebirth(m): 12:03pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
[s] TLuzzie:[/s] same way you lack originality like your mentors, chronic plagiarist! you would have been beaten up like a badoo suspect if this was happening in real life. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheMortician:Enough sh!t read. Where is your proof that I'm DarkRebel, evasive bastard? |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
FTrebirth:You were born and bred on the dunghill. You love bullsh!t a lot. |
Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:05pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
TLuzzie: TLuzzie: Darkrebel, darkrebel69, zhanda, tearless, Tluzzie get off Nairaland and go mourn your dead mother properly. Her ghost is restless seeing you disgrace the only worthless family name deeper on the the endless pit of ignominy. Rap thief Diss-thief God-hater Inexorable Plagiarist and Google robber. With a dad who was renowned for stealing Osun state's funds and yet died like a necklace thief. Nature reserved the worst for you. Blackmailing miscreant! 2 Likes 1 Share |
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