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3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrWondah(m): 12:25am On Jul 14, 2017 |
Please don't laugh. Ok you can laugh at my misery, i have been selfish but before you laugh read my story so you will avoid same mistake. Few months ago someone invited me to a whatsapp group. I don't usually accept such unless... Well i did accept and went on with my usual search for girls. I added couple of them only few replied. There is this fine one that complied well, she happened to be a student of Uniport. We got along and things started moving fine o. We went on our usual date, then on Sunday she visited but gave her usual excuse that it was her first time. Meanwhile, this girl don chop my card, chop sharwarma for my head plus a lot of other expenses. After months of being a maga, and she left that Sunday without a bleep i was so angry but kept my cool. Fast forward to Tuesday, we spoke at length and she agreed to visit then go on Wednesday, before she comes again over the weekend. I was so excited, i arranged the house, dressed the bed, got some food items and my death cert, which has kept me in this condition. Bea, called me by 4 dt she left Choba, PH and was on her way. I waited 6pm she no show, i was hungry so i decided to eat. While eating she called saying she was at Agip, coming to my crib, (Oshimini area). I didn't want her to see me with anything so I drank the enhancer i bought, as if that one no do me, (God punish that aboki) i still bought two shots from aboki. 7pm bea no show, i called phone was switched off. Wetin? 8 she no come, 9 she called saying she was in a hold up. (For person wey don near my house?) I grunted and accepted she was coming so i took another tab of the enhancer... Meanwhile the effect of the one i took was beginning to kick. 10:26 bea called saying she can't make it. How i wan do? Dear Nairalanders, as i am typing i have been having an erection for three bad days, can't go to class I've just been indoors. I don drink different drugs to reduce am no way, i don watch porn taya my hand to pain me for wanking for where now dem say make i go hospital. If this one stop i no go ever.... |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by gsogbu(m): 12:43am On Jul 14, 2017 |
Only three days you dey complain, you deserve three months 1 Like |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MasterKim: 12:44am On Jul 14, 2017 |
Guy, u no fit survive am oo. Na to go repent, pack everytin u get dash people, go sidon for one corner. Or if u get any river for ur village wey don full well well make u jump inside. If u no like water, Find railway go, d side wey pipul no plenty na en u go stay. If any train dey come, if e don near u reach small, jump for en front like u won scare pesin. Leave d rest to nature, u re a gonner already. Or better still, find snipper, no dilute am oo, put 10 tablespoonful inside one cup coz u no go fit take am one by one(I no knw why but na so I hear am too). Get tom tom coz he be like say d tin dey bitter for mouth. Pour d snipper for mouth and swallow ONCE! Wait for 5min and lick d tom tom. I think dz heart felt solutions go epp. Don't tank me coz I no say u go won dey tank me now, just choose one option and act fast. no time to check time 3 Likes |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrCork: 12:52am On Jul 14, 2017 |
MrWondah: ...ok..spek to jacksparr0w127....he loves diks n diks related threads. He not really gay thou |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by kaffy4real(m): 12:53am On Jul 14, 2017 |
may your network never fail. |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by vellie: 1:22am On Jul 14, 2017 |
omo see strong wifi....." Yore own no be 4 here oh,
how The download speed na.? |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:36am On Jul 14, 2017 |
Let me guess: you still think that this biatch was coming to your place, and look forward to destroy her coochie when she comes next time?! Abeg, wake up, that babe was home chilling writing all this nonsense about being on the way, just to entice you like a good donkey . I suggest you DELETE any contact detail from this demon....and just look at all the money you spent on her as a loss. If you ever think of meeting that babe again, na death you will encounter o! |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by dingbang(m): 3:22am On Jul 14, 2017 |
I no dey invite girls come my house anymore... |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrWondah(m): 6:08am On Jul 14, 2017 |
Chai the first two commentors above wetin i do na? Three days straight suffering never do una? We no dey drag women na, make i just manage the ones wey dey my lane una say make i go drink snipper. E no good o. Hmmm there is God o |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by gsogbu(m): 6:21am On Jul 14, 2017 |
MasterKim:Best Nairaland advice of the year. Op is not that we hate you o, but three days and still counting if I'm not mistaken is lots of time. The best solution has been given, I don't know if redbeans and lefulefu have other options been following them and they might have something to say. |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by tosyne2much(m): 6:37am On Jul 14, 2017 |
OP, when was the last time you visited your village? |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrWondah(m): 6:46am On Jul 14, 2017 |
tosyne2much:Boss, u dey suspect my village people? |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by tosyne2much(m): 6:48am On Jul 14, 2017 |
MrWondah:I dey use style dey suspect them ooo bro |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrWondah(m): 7:16am On Jul 14, 2017 |
tosyne2much:. Umm i don't think so, this one na me use my hand kee myself |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by muller101(m): 7:41am On Jul 14, 2017 |
Op Linus. But continue |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by toastedbread: 9:23am On Jul 14, 2017 |
go casablanca carry one olosho cure your stiff small head. ready go hospital if it fails... try sleeping in the tub for an hour (or in shower for an hour). Leave uniport girls, u no agree. next time, go school of nursing or college of health... 1 Like |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 14, 2017 |
This is really terrible.... Just be taking peak milk first... |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by Nobody: 9:59am On Jul 14, 2017 |
Death is around the corner. Serves you right. You filthy idiots that think because you spend money on a girl grants you automatic access to her pûssy. 1 Like |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
MrCork:
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Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrWondah(m): 5:50pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
toastedbread:Thanks bro ur second method really worked wonders for me, I'm getting better now. |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrWondah(m): 5:52pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Inanna: ''Filthy idiot'' thanks for your compliment. Good evening too |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by agbonkamen(f): 6:06pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Why would a right thinking guy take sex enhancing drugs just to fu*k tot* .....is pussy more important than your life? Soak garri or drink palm oil..(red oil) una no dey hear word. |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrWondah(m): 6:15pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
agbonkamen:I've learnt my lesson dear, no more enhancer, but no going back on bleeping sha. Man must bleep |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
op sorry oo wetin i go suggest is make u visit tb joshua synagogue make he lay hand on it. |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
muller101:...
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Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
gsogbu:na miracle fit solve dis one oo anyway na d guy create im own problem sha.just only one girl na im dey take sex enhancing drugs while im mates like lexington steel,prince yeshua go bulala 3 to 6 girls at once without taking anything.and na d girls sef go dey beg for mercy. |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by gsogbu(m): 8:09pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Na Apostle Suleiman go fit help him ministry. lefulefu:Na Apostle Suleiman go fit help him ministry. At least him go give am one make him finish for back 1 Like |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
gsogbu:mah nigga!
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Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by kindredspirit(m): 8:25pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
You have Priapism. You better go see a Doctor if you don't want the hydraulics system and tissues of your penis to become irreversibly damaged. And I'm not joking. Google is your friend. |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by MrWondah(m): 8:38pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
kindredspirit:Pria what? I don die |
Re: 3 Days Straight Erection: Will I Survive? by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
gsogbu:hahaha.. This one na erection of life.. @ o.p just fix the device in a hole till it comes down. Ensure no rat sees the exposed meat |
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