sunshineG:
let let me come and beat your boss o

lol... His now a changed man

Lanretoye:
dun lemme tell u again o,for the last time,goal sleep otherwise egba nI mo ma fi so fun e.

tin ba fo e leti ehn, eti e ma di ni

phintohlar:
lol... His now a changed man

no I must come to deal with him for giving you a tough time before

thepussyhunter:
its your number 6 presenter and less favourite kenyan thepussyhunter here to tell you (ladies) the signs you need to look out for when you feel or wanna know if a guy has a crush on you................

now what does it mean to have a crush on someone??

(pussyhunter, kenyan dictionary, 45th edition)
"CRUSH (kr:ch)
verb-
having a feeling of love for someone (mostly someone older) without most times letting the person know.........and in such cases where the crushee (person one has a crush on) ends up never knowing, the crusher (person who has a crush on someone) dies with the crush"




like the definition puts it, the crushee almost always never get to know of the feeling the crusher has on him/her......................in most case,s them ladies end up as the crushers who do not let out their feelings to the male-crushees cos well they are ladies ......

And in the situations where a lady has a crush on a guy she most likely would ponder on the question of if the guy has a crush on her too
or a lady may radomly wonder if a guy she considers a friend has a crush on her...........

Well below are the signs you can look out for in a guy to know if he trully likes you.......................


1.)HE TEXTS YOU BACK ALMOST IMMEDIATELY::
One may say this is no glaring factor as some guys are of the habit of replying people immediately they read a mgs but one thing you should know is "any guy who replys your mgs latest 40 secs after sending that mgs has a soft spot for and feels you're important to him"
and if a guy does this consistently you should know he likes you alot and enjoys talking to you

2.)HE OFTEN KEEPS YOU IN HIS PLANS AND FINDS A WAY TO BE AROUND YOU ALWAYS::
now this is for the ladies who feel their male friend has a crush on them.......you when the guy always fits you in his plans and often call to ask you out to places or ask to accompany him to a party or on a guys day out with his friends there is a 85% chance he has a crush on you

3.)HE DOESNT NOTICE YOUR HOT FRIENDS AROUND::
when you notice your guy friend is all over you and has his eyes on you always even in da midst of your friends (most probably friends hotter than you are) then you should know the dude has a crush on you

4.)HE SMILES SHYLY ANYTIME HE SEES YOU::
even without saying i believe dis ladies should be acquainted and conversant of this fact.........when the dude smiles at you anytime y'all get to see you should know the shy nigga has a crush on you

5.)HE ALWAYS AGREES WITH YOU AND STANDS UP FOR YOU WHEN NECCESSARY::
when you notice the nigga always agrees and defend you in any situation you're in you should know the dude likes you but cant say it directly

6.)HE IS QUICK TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION AND SATISFY YOUR DEMANDS / REQUESTS::
when a guy has a crush on you but is quite shy, you'd discover that he would be quick to answer your questions (esp when you ask a random question to a group of people where he is too)......and when you ask for little things he will also be quick to follow and satisfy ur requests.....

and lastly....

7.)HE DOESNT NOTICE ANY CELLULITE OR STRETCH MARKS::
when you notice a guy knows ur faults or one thing thats off about you but pretends like there its nothig and still acts nice towards you, you should know he crushes on you deeply





PS: you should at least notice 3 of the afore-mentioned signs he'd exhibit before coming to a conclusion that he likes you..........

Lies!!!!!
1. If I like a girl, I don't text back immediately, not to seem needy
3. If I like a girl and she's with her friend, I'll rather talk to the friend , I don't know why
4.i just bone whenever I see a girl, makes me look cool
5. Not standing up for you, gives away my emotions
7. I'll always yab a girl I like. Makes me feel comfortable

sunshineG:
no I must come to deal with him for giving you a tough time before

the man go beat sunshineG comot 4 ur body ehn

phintohlar:
the man go beat sunshineG comot 4 ur body ehn

you don see my pics
That was in my early 20s
I willl beat his head comot

sunshineG:
you don see my pics That was in my early 20s I willl beat his head comot

lemme see ur late 20s pic den

phintohlar:
lemme see ur late 20s pic den

Removed it already for personal reasons

sunshineG:
I am not in my late yet but mid But I will post it

aiit

phintohlar:
aiit

you saw it right

sunshineG:
you saw it right

not yet

phintohlar:
not yet

on my profile

sunshineG:
on my profile

stop boboing me joor, ur pic isn't there

phintohlar:
stop boboing me joor, ur pic isn't there

it is now

phintohlar:
tin ba fo e leti ehn, eti e ma di ni

hahahha,you fear me self,na past 8 you wake after I pursue u...how was ur night anyway?

sunshineG:
Who is my nairaland crush then
Cc thepussyhunter

heheheh

ok based on the signs mentioned i'd have said tahrah but then i dont see u as one crushing on a faceless lady
(logically though all of us here are faceless cos no one knows for sure if we're the one in the pics we post)

so i'll say ur nl crush is...........

































Oyindidi

Lagboyinibadan:

Lies!!!!!
1. If I like a girl, I don't text back immediately, not to seem needy
3. If I like a girl and she's with her friend, I'll rather talk to the friend , I don't know why
4.i just bone whenever I see a girl, makes me look cool
5. Not standing up for you, gives away my emotions
7. I'll always yab a girl I like. Makes me feel comfortable

na im make you no be better man na :p

thepussyhunter:


heheheh

ok based on the signs mentioned i'd have said tahrah but then i dont see u as one crushing on a faceless lady
(logically though all of us here are faceless cos no one knows for sure if we're the one in the pics we post)

so i'll say ur nl crush is.........
Oyindidi

Are you for real?
He is crushing on tahrah

thepussyhunter:


heheheh

ok based on the signs mentioned i'd have said tahrah but then i dont see u as one crushing on a faceless lady
(logically though all of us here are faceless cos no one knows for sure if we're the one in the pics we post)

so i'll say ur nl crush is...........

































Oyindidi

You are crazy bro
Oyindi is married with kids

sunshineG:

You are crazy bro
Oyindi is married with kids

Kids how many kids?

Oyindidi:
Are you for real?
He is crushing on tahrah

ok now i'm breaking 4 rules in da guy code telling you this but yeah he is


you could ask him






PS:you owe me one

Oyindidi:
Kids how many kids?

I thought you said you have kids and you are looking forward to get pregnant for more in one post like that

thepussyhunter:



ok now i'm breaking 4 rules in da guy code telling you this but yeah he is
you could ask him

PS:you owe me one

That's not true
What am I owing you?

sunshineG:
I thought you said you have kids and you are looking forward to get pregnant for more in one post like that

I have a son

sunshineG:

You are crazy bro
Oyindi is married with kids

and who says guys (or you) cant crush on a married lady with "kids"

thepussyhunter:



ok now i'm breaking 4 rules in da guy code telling you this but yeah he is


you could ask him






PS:you owe me one

you are breaking the bro code bro

Oyindidi:
I have a son

OK I was thinking you had like 3 kids
I am sorry

thepussyhunter:



and who says guys (or you) cant crush on a married lady with "kids"

bro why do that
There are many chicks that need a loving guy

Oyindidi:
That's not true
What am I owing you?

lol

and somehow you sound so sure......

Ok humour me,, who's his nl crush then






give my time to think.............i'll get back to you when i come up with the perfect request

thepussyhunter:




lol

and somehow you sound so sure......

Ok humour me,, who's his nl crush then

give my time to think.............i'll get back to you when i come up with the perfect request

tahrah and aderola

sunshineG:
OK I was thinking you had like 3 kids
I am sorry

Lol, let me show u my son

Oyindidi:
Lol, let me show u my son

yes I want to see him