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If Adam Na Ibo Man. Lol by iscocruz(m): 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2017
I wish we could go back when eve convinced Adam to eat that satanic apple in the garden or eden. If say Adam na Black guy from naija( ibo man) we no for dey for this kind sufferness we dey today. This would have been the conversation between eve and Adam if Adam na ibo man.

(Adams comes back from hunting)

Eve : Welcome back my love

Adam: thanks my angel

Eve : how did it go? I know you must been very tired and hungry?

Adam : yes my dear. What did you prepare my love?

Eve : I didn't prepare anything but I plucked some apples from the garden for you my king. I know you would love it.

Adam : apple for who? I told you that I am Hungry and you want me to eat an apple as food ? Bia! Woman,You and who go chop apple? Go and Use that Bush meat and prepare egwusi soup do eba for me Jare.


(This could have prevented him from eating the satanic apple)
Re: If Adam Na Ibo Man. Lol by Destined2win: 1:41pm On Jul 16, 2017
Bros..seriously I didn't laugh

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Re: If Adam Na Ibo Man. Lol by OlufemiAbbey(m): 4:13pm On Jul 16, 2017
The Bible didn't mention apple as the fruit Eve gave Adam. Read Genesis 3 again. 5he Bible only said "fruit"
Re: If Adam Na Ibo Man. Lol by Oshatrends: 5:56pm On Jul 16, 2017
Destined2win:
Bros..seriously I didn't laugh
Me I laff o
Re: If Adam Na Ibo Man. Lol by presented007(m): 11:53am On Jul 17, 2017
iscocruz:
I wish we could go back when eve convinced Adam to eat that satanic apple in the garden or eden. If say Adam na Black guy from naija( ibo man) we no for dey for this kind sufferness we dey today. This would have been the conversation between eve and Adam if Adam na ibo man.

(Adams comes back from hunting)

Eve : Welcome back my love

Adam: thanks my angel

Eve : how did it go? I know you must been very tired and hungry?

Adam : yes my dear. What did you prepare my love?

Eve : I didn't prepare anything but I plucked some apples from the garden for you my king. I know you would love it.

Adam : apple for who? I told you that I am Hungry and you want me to eat an apple as food ? Bia! Woman,You and who go chop apple? Go and Use that Bush meat and prepare egwusi soup do eba for me Jare.


(This could have prevented him from eating the satanic apple)

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