Kirigidi:

I pity you . Your deficiency in intelligence won't allow you to understand the correct use of words in English . I won't blame you much, after all your cheap prostitute mother opened her smelling pussy to be pounded by an illiterate street tout which resulted in giving birth to an unfortunate dullard like you .

Says the brain-damaged idiot who doesn't know how to use singular verbs with singular nouns. Same plunker who doesn't know how to govern his verb with their subject preposition.

And your mother actually carried you for 9 months only to birth the world's greatest idiot whose mental abilities have never left Darwin's colleagues in doubt that some Africans still carry baboon DNA.

NairalandHeroes:
Good morning, my vanquished kirigidi. I see your headless body is still doing own dance of pain. so many weak disses coming from you. You're a disgrace to Delta state.

Anyways, one thing I can guarantee you is that I will flog you here harder than your father has ever been able to fúck your mother.

Now for having the emboldened foolishness to still type rubbish after exposing your chronic illiteracy, especially the post below:


You should be reincarnated as grass for marauding cows to feed. That's the only way you can fulfill your puoprse.

And your mother should have her ovum surgically removed with a tetanus-infected knife to prevent that slow bîtxh from producing little retardéd imbecilés who burden the world with their mental sterility.

You are the one I'm having pity on here, because even in your street you are a nobody and a terrible disgrace to humanity . You are not even qualified to be addressed as disgrace to a whole state like Delta. Just take a look at what you typed above . Wrong spelling and wrong use of apostrophes. Try correct yourself first before coming here to rant shamelessly . And don't forget to tell your LovePeddler mother that it's high time she retired from prostitution business .

NairalandHeroes:
Says the brain-damaged idiot who doesn't know how to use singular verbs with singular nouns. Same plunker who doesn't know how to govern his verb with their subject preposition.

And your mother actually carried you for 9 months only to birth the world's greatest idiot whose mental abilities have never left Darwin's colleagues in doubt that some Africans still carry baboon DNA.

A foolish illiterate thinking he is good in English! I have pointed out your blunders here. Don't be too ashamed to correct yourself. Empty barrel makes the loudest noise . You are a social misfit and an undesirable element in the society . It's like your job as a street urchin is really turning into a madman . If only your mother knew that opening her "borehole vagina" to a homeless tout in exchange for ice cream will cost her giving birth to a bastard nonentity like you, she would have restrained her sexual urge . Well, can a prostitute ever change her trade ?

Kirigidi:

You are the one I'm having pity on here, because even in your street you are a nobody and a terrible disgrace to humanity . You are not even qualified to be addressed as disgrace to a whole state like Delta. Just take a look at what you typed above . Wrong spelling and wrong use of apostrophes. Try correct yourself first before coming here to rant shamelessly . And don't forget to tell your LovePeddler mother that it's high time she retired from prostitution business .

Are you actually pointing out the censored metaphors , "bîtxh and retardéd imbecilés" I used in qualifying you and your mother as errors? You're a dishonourable son of curb prostitute.

Ah! Ah, no wonder your mother lapsed into post-patum depression the minute you were born. Who wouldn't detest giving birth to a child nature denied a working brain

Kirigidi:

A foolish illiterate thinking he is good in English! I have pointed out your blunders here. Don't be too ashamed to correct yourself. Empty barrel makes the loudest noise . You are a social misfit and an undesirable element in the society . It's like your job as a street urchin is really turning into a madman . If only your mother knew that opening her "borehole vagina" to a homeless tout in exchange for ice cream will cost her giving birth to a bastard nonentity like you, she would have restrained her sexual urge . Well, can a prostitute ever change her trade ?

claiming to have pointed out my blunder is like telling your father the exact length of your mother's pussy!

Your present and unborn generations will never amount to my brain power or cognitive abilities. Your ancestors were the scum of thier peerages.

You're genetically identical to a hybrid mutant baboon-chimera scientifically developed from a pig's embryo. The experiment left you bio-genetically disabled from developing a functional brain.

If your mother wasn't having uncontrollable cóck-craving disorder, she would have stayed with your father and convinced him to quit drinking otapiapia and raise a proper family and there's no way you would be displaying lack of father figure online.

Your mother's case has compelled the federal government to mandate scientists to come up with a medical device called toto hodometre so that women like your dumb, cóck-hunting mother will be constitutionally denied the right to reproduce.

Idiotic, underbred imbecilé.

You keep using same generic diss like your mother used one pant for 6 months

NairalandHeroes:
claiming to have pointed out my blunder is like telling your father the exact length of your mother's pussy!

Your present and unborn generations will never amount to my brain power or cognitive abilities. Your ancestors were the scum of thier peerages.

You're genetically identical to a hybrid mutant baboon-chimera scientifically developed from a pig's embryo. The experiment left you bio-genetically disabled from developing a functional brain.

If your mother wasn't having uncontrollable cóck-craving disorder, she would have stayed with your father and convinced him to quit drinking otapiapia and raise a proper family and there's no way you would be displaying lack of father figure online.

Your mother's case has compelled the federal government to mandate scientists to come up with a medical device called toto hodometre so that women like your dumb, cóck-hunting mother will be constitutionally denied the right to reproduce.

Idiotic, underbred imbecilé.

You keep using same generic diss like your mother used one pant for 6 months

I understand your pathetic situation . A foolish dullard will never accept that he is a dullard . Stupid hopeless son of an unrepentant LovePeddler .

Kirigidi:

I understand your pathetic situation . A foolish dullard will never accept that he is a dullard . Stupid hopeless son of an unrepentant LovePeddler .

Let us thank God for European invasion that brought Christianity to Africa, your great grandmother's native name was "Opilatu" meaning "our püssy or community püssy". It was changed to Rahab during her baptism.

That's why your father was given the daughter of the great whöre as wife free of charge. Your mother was valued at the market price of broken tomatoes. After all she is from an unbroken lineage if expired and retired prostitutês of hereditary whoredom.

Your ancestors were subterranean anthropoids who were too timid to stand under the sun or brace the weather. Why do you think your father cannot sleep with your mother honourably? You were conceived in the doggy-style position, the only position your denisovan parents know.

Kirigidi, how far nah?

@ kirigidi

It is sad to observe that the only thing your father contributed to your life was a rage-driven rape of your mother and the insemination of his watery semen on your mother's disease-ridden uterus that left you birthed with humanity's worst birth defect.

Howler monkey!

Orue !!!

NairalandHeroes:
Are you actually pointing out the censored metaphors , "bîtxh and retardéd imbecilés" I used in qualifying you and your mother as errors? You're a dishonourable son of curb prostitute.

Ah! Ah, no wonder your mother lapsed into post-patum depression the minute you were born. Who wouldn't detest giving birth to a child nature denied a working brain

You are a senseless bad child . Your mother is still in prostitution trade despite her old and you here making fool of yourself . Don't you have any pity for your bitch mother you silly idiot, as Agbero boys are mercilessly pounding her grey-haired over-stretched pussy day and night ?

Kirigidi:

You are a senseless bad child . Your mother is still in prostitution trade despite her old and you here making fool of yourself . Don't you have any pity for your bitch mother you silly idiot, as Agbero boys are mercilessly pounding her grey-haired over-stretched pussy day and night ?

see lame repetitive diss. Your diss weak like your papa prick.

Were you installed with the cryogenically preserved brain of a great ape? How can you not understand the simple explanation your conception was by two Circus chimpanzees whose sperm were in a race to flagellate the egg of your mother who suffers from severe vagina itching?

@ Kirigidi, by now you can't deny your father is immeasurably stupid for allowing you to step into the ring with me.
I will asphyxiate you until your lungs collapse just like your father's heart collapsed when your mother stole his gratuity and eloped with your bestfriend .

Ewu, if you're wise, you will keep off my track so your comatose father will have someone to mourn him when he eventually dies of heart failure.

NairalandHeroes:
@ kirigidi

It is sad to observe that the only thing your father contributed to your life was a rage-driven rape of your mother and the insemination of his watery semen on your mother's disease-ridden uterus that left you birthed with humanity's worst birth defect.

Howler monkey!

Orue !!!

Ekpa bubu . You are still ranting! Let me treat your Bleep up further. Your mother was a full-time prostitute who a criminal tout picked up along the street and banged furiously without condom after which he ran away without paying a dime ; . The result of that unfortunate sexual encounter behind an uncompleted building was you, a hopeless bastard !

Kirigidi:

Ekpa bubu . You are still ranting! Let me treat your Bleep up further. Your mother was a full-time prostitute who a criminal tout picked up along the street and banged furiously without condom after which he ran away without paying a dime ; . The result of that unfortunate sexual encounter behind an uncompleted building was you, a hopeless bastard !

SS 2 disses. Lolz. Any dumb fool can say your father is a tout , your mother is a prostitute. Urhobos classless swine from an unmentionable family history.

Take am;

Even as a sperm you were stubborn and stupid. No wonder all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off you dodged and hid in her anus to escape forceful medical abortion.

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet.

It is with great sorrow i proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt

Kirigidi:

Ekpa bubu . You are still ranting! Let me treat your Bleep up further. Your mother was a full-time prostitute who a criminal tout picked up along the street and banged furiously without condom after which he ran away without paying a dime ; . The result of that unfortunate sexual encounter behind an uncompleted building was you, a hopeless bastard !

While you're working up your slow brain for another weak diss, just hold this one small:

You should have escaped humanity as part of your father's wetdreams. See this boy with the brain powers of a sedated chimpanzee is trying to flex muscles with his chief.

Your destiny has been lost somewhere deep inside the obscurity of your drunken mother's undiagnosed dick-craving disorder.

She lost consciousness and count of the men to shagged her that dark night of your conception. One of those men is your father and he's been looking all over for you since the only address in your mother's handbag is her room number of the cheapest ashawo hotel in Enehren junction.

NairalandHeroes:
@ Kirigidi, by now you can't deny your father is immeasurably stupid for allowing you to step into the ring with me.
I will asphyxiate you until your lungs collapse just like your father's heart collapsed when your mother stole his gratuity and eloped with your bestfriend .

Ewu, if you're wise, you will keep off my track so your comatose father will have someone to mourn him when he eventually dies of heart failure.

Don't be tired, hopeless idiot! I'm gallantly lambasting your worthless self . No pity for you because you are an unrepented fool. Had your prosttute mother knew that this is what you would become, she would have aborted you during the pregnancy long ago !

NairalandHeroes:


While you're working up your slow brain for another weak diss, just hold this one small:

You should have escaped humanity as part of your father's wetdreams. See this boy with the brain powers of a sedated chimpanzee is trying to flex muscles with his chief.

Your destiny has been lost somewhere deep inside the obscurity of your drunken mother's undiagnosed dick-craving disorder.

She lost consciousness and count of the men to shagged her that dark night of your conception. One of those men is your father and he's been looking all over for you since the only address in your mother's handbag is her room number of the cheapest ashawo hotel in Enehren junction.

Who has time to read all a fool has to say ? You don't make sense at all. Anybody reading your senseless incoherent comments here will just shake head in pity of your hopeless life .

NairalandHeroes:


SS 2 disses. Lolz. Any dumb fool can say your father is a tout , your mother is a prostitute. Urhobos classless swine from an unmentionable family history.

Take am;

Even as a sperm you were stubborn and stupid. No wonder all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off you dodged and hid in her anus to escape forceful medical abortion.

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet.

It is with great sorrow i proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt

I'm a proud freeborn Urhobo man . But as for you, you don't have an identity because you are a bastard product of prostitution .

NairalandHeroes:
see lame repetitive diss. Your diss weak like your papa prick.

Were you installed with the cryogenically preserved brain of a great ape? How can you not understand the simple explanation your conception was by two Circus chimpanzees whose sperm were in a race to flagellate the egg of your mother who suffers from severe vagina itching?

Don't run away bastard child of a whorish woman . Come and face the trap you set for yourself for stupidly delving into an issue that never concerned you . You social misfit and aimless vagabond .

Kirigidi:

Don't be tired, hopeless idiot! I'm gallantly lambasting your worthless self . No pity for you because you are an unrepented fool. Had your prosttute mother knew known that this is what you would become, she would have aborted you during the pregnancy long ago !

You inherited your mother's cognitive abilities: she couldn't even calculate her monthly cycle hence she birthed you for a passing stranger

Your brain is functioning like a bad septic tank. It can no more hold useful information anymore than your mother's vagina can hold sperm

Take am again:

If your father had lived a thousand years, he wouldn't have been able to finish spending the 20k he sold you off for.

He was such a cheap brute feeding on snuff and ogogoro. And your mother... that dirty bítch would have still been a village whóre standing in the rains waiting for village drunks to come patronise her if your fugitive father didnt plant an ape like you in her womb.

Kirigidi:

Don't run away bastard child of a whorish woman . Come and face the trap you set for yourself for stupidly delving into an issue that never concerned you . You social misfit and aimless vagabond .

Run away? If your mom didn't run away from making her toto the community's sperm bank , while should I run from beheading the product of her prostitution?

I have brutalised you worst than a thief beaten by a mob. Keep throwing weak lines and typing foolishly to have the last word.

It's my duty to terminate your mother's children. Beginning with you.

Kirigidi:

I'm a proud freeborn Urhobo man . But as for you, you don't have an identity because you are a bastard product of prostitution .

As an urhobo, you're a birthed a slave . Son of a drunkard with multiple wives and children he can't recognise facially.

Swear with your unborn children that your father doesn't have multiple wives

Swear that you aren't a product of a bitter polygamy.

Underbred idiot , inferior to haunting dogs!

Kirigidi:
Who has time to read all a fool has to say ? You don't make sense at all. Anybody reading your senseless incoherent comments here will just shake head in pity of your hopeless life .

Looooooooooolz!!! And you respond with the words I typed therein. How did you know I just your inferior tribe (urhobo) if you didn't read?

Hahahahaha. You must admit, you're being pummeled, u understand. The only thing worse than you is your mother.

NairalandHeroes:


Run away, if your mom didn't run away from making her toto the community's sperm bank , while should I run from beheading the product of her prostitution?

I have brutalised you worst than a thief beaten by a mob. Keep throwing weak lines and typing foolishly to have the last word.

It's my duty to terminate your mother's children. Beginning with you.

Brutalized? Why self praising ? If you are not a worthless fool, why not wait for others to praise you ? For your information, all that you've been typing since are just rubbish and not even amusing. GO and organize a reception party; your mother is waiting to be crowned the most banged prosttute !

NairalandHeroes:
Looooooooooolz!!! And you respond with the words I typed therein. How did you know I just your inferior tribe (urhobo) if you didn't read?

Hahahahaha. You must admit, you're being pummeled, u understand. The only thing worse than you is your mother.

Can't you see that nobody is reading your senseless comments, wandering vagabond ? If you are wise, you will be more worried about your status as a bastard with no father .

NairalandHeroes:
As an urhobo, you're a birthed a slave . Son of a drunkard with multiple wives and children he can't recognise facially.

Swear with your unborn children that your father doesn't have multiple wives

Swear that you aren't a product of a bitter polygamy.

Underbred idiot , inferior to haunting dogs!

Yet you were complaining like a baby that Urhobo youths are draining dry with levies in Warri . Who now is a slave, you foolish petty traffic iced-cream seller ? Let me remind you since your lack of intelligence is dragging you backward, your mother is still plying her trade as a prostitute in one dirty brothel .

NairalandHeroes:


You inherited your mother's cognitive abilities: she couldn't even calculate her monthly cycle hence she birthed you for a passing stranger

Your brain is functioning like a bad septic tank. It can no more hold useful information anymore than your mother's vagina can hold sperm

Take am again:

If your father had lived a thousand years, he wouldn't have been able to finish spending the 20k he sold you off for.

He was such a cheap brute feeding on snuff and ogogoro. And your mother... that dirty bítch would have still been a village whóre standing in the rains waiting for village drunks to come patronise her if your fugitive father didnt plant an ape like you in her womb.

Don't worry, at all at all nai bad . You will soon be awarded as the most idiotic and senseless Nairalander that ever liveth ! All thanks to the uncontrolled sexual urge of your harlot mother .

Kirigidi:

Brutalized? Why self praising ? If you are not a worthless fool, why not wait for others to praise you ? For your information, all that you've been typing since are just rubbish and not even amusing. GO and organize a reception party; your mother is waiting to be crowned the most banged prosttute !

Says the son of a whóre whose mother was deflowered in a brothel. She survives by compensating customers with anal bonus for a bottle of Fanta.

Kridigi, the Warri boy from Okere-urhobo who slept with his own sister.
The average sperm takes 45mins to locate an egg in the ovum. Your father's alcohol-laden sperm took 3 months after it had lost all vital nutrients to locate the egg in your mother's yeast infected ovum..... that's why you were born with mental paralysis and depleted brain cell producing half current.

Kirigidi:

You are the one I'm having pity on here, because even in your street you are a nobody and a terrible disgrace to humanity . You are not even qualified to be addressed as disgrace to a whole state like Delta. Just take a look at what you typed above . Wrong spelling and wrong use of apostrophes. Try correct yourself first before coming here to rant shamelessly . And don't forget to tell your LovePeddler mother that it's high time she retired from prostitution business .

A simple acquaintance with how nairaland system automatically sensors some vulgar terms would have prevented your ignorance from going on full-throttle.

"_Retard" and "_imbecile" normally fall under the auto vulgarism check by the system and are re-spelt to something less severe like "slowpoke". Some nairaland users try to bypass the system by changing any alphabet in the original vulgar term to retain the word. Hence your antagonist (themortician) added an apostrophe (') in retardéd and imbecilés to prevent the original words from being system-altered.

NairalandHeroes:
Says the son of a whóre whose mother was deflowered in a brothel. She survives by compensating customers with anal bonus for a bottle of Fanta.

Kridigi, the Warri boy from Okere-urhobo who slept with his own sister.
The average sperm takes 45mins to locate an egg in the ovum. Your father's alcohol-laden sperm took 3 months after it had lost all vital nutrients to locate the egg in your mother's yeast infected ovum..... that's why you were born with mental paralysis and depleted brain cell producing half current.

What more can one expect from a born-throwaway son of a bitch who grew up feeding from the dustbins . Mr idiot, you need urgent rehabilitation in a psychiatric home because your already degraded mental health is further depreciating fast . But what much can one do to help you, since you are still a roaming vagabond, wandering from street to street with no clear future plan other than engaging in petty crimes and stealing . What a pity ?
modified.
Mistake corrected. But it does not change the fact that you are still a first-class idiotic bastard?

Kirigidi:

What more can one expect from a born-throwaway son of a bitch who grew up feeding from the dustbins . Mr idiot, you need urgent rehabilitation in a psychiatric home because your already degraded mental health is further depreciating fast . But what much can one do to help you, since you are still a roaming vagabond, wandering from street to street with no clear future plan order than engaging in petty crimes and stealing . What a pity ?

There!

It's "other", not "order".

TheUmbra:


[s]There! (@ the emboldened)

It's other, not order.

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