Kirigidi:

Ah! Any further prove to show that you are really a confirmed illiterate ? Just for your own good and instead of repeatedly disgracing yourself here, go search for the meaning of "in order to" in Cambridge English Dictionary. Or better still ask google to fetch you the meaning and use of that phrase . You shameless dullard !

"In order that", "in order to" are phrasal conjuction which means "so that". E.g Michael is learning French in oder that he may appear well integrated in Paris". This is completely different from your own usage as quoted below:

Kirigidi:

What more can one expect from a born-throwaway son of a bitch who grew up feeding from the dustbins . Mr idiot, you need urgent rehabilitation in a psychiatric home because your already degraded mental health is further depreciating fast . But what much can one do to help you, since you are still a roaming vagabond, wandering from street to street with no clear future plan order than engaging in petty crimes and stealing ; D . What a pity ?

"Wandering from street to street with no clear future plan 'order than'..." which means "apart from". Which actually is "other than"

I know certificate is buyable these days and by your literary footprints, I can tell your educational journey was strained by adult night-classes benighted by cognitive limitations.

Bye!

TheUmbra:


"In order that", "in order to" are phrasal conjuction which means so that". This is completely different from your own usage as quoted below:




'Wandering from street to street with no clear future plan "oder than"..." which means "apart from".

I know certificate is buyable these days and by your literary footprints, I can tell your educational journey was strained by adult night-classes benighted by cognitive limitations.

Bye!

You see that I've been avoiding you all this while, leaving you to continually display your folly. Just take a look at your spelling of "order" .

Kirigidi:

Can't you see that nobody is reading your senseless comments, wandering vagabond ? If you are wise, you will be more worried about your status as a bastard with no father .

Nobody is reading? Lolz, how do you know this? Gradually, you're exposing your inferior mind by being bothered what other people think about you.

I'm flogging you for the kicks. Trolling is my specialty and I'm going to hold you in a choke hold until you scream like the demented pig you are.

Kirigidi:

You see that I've been avoiding you all this while, leaving you to continually display your folly. Just take a look at your spelling of "order" .

Typos are actually normal. There are a couple of other well spelt "order" in the submission you quoted. It makes you so petty.

On the other hand, typos are different from grammatical blunders and an arrogant quasi-literate who's too proud to admit his blunders and intellectual limitations is the perfect example of someone with an oversized ego sitting atop his miniature intellectual frame.

Kirigidi:

[s]Ah! Any further prove to show that you are really a confirmed illiterate ? Just for your own good and instead of repeatedly disgracing yourself here, go search for the meaning of "order than". Or better still ask google to fetch you the meaning and use of that phrase . You shameless dullard !

Kirigidi:

You see that I've been avoiding you all this while, leaving you to continually display your folly. Just take a look at your spelling of "order" 8[/s]).

It is "other than" not order than. You're a waste of sperm. I wonder why your mother didn't spread her anus so the dumb brute you call father can offload his watery sperm in her anús.

TheUmbra:


"In order that", "in order to" are phrasal conjuction which means "so that". E.g Michael is learning French in oder that he may appear well integrated in Paris". This is completely different from your own usage as quoted below:




"Wandering from street to street with no clear future plan 'order than'..." which means "apart from". Which actually is "other than"

I know certificate is buyable these days and by your literary footprints, I can tell your educational journey was strained by adult night-classes benighted by cognitive limitations.

Bye!

Mr English teacher and self-appointed mediator ! You see the way you just disgraced yourself with wrong spellings. You see how the attitude of "I-know-all" and over-smartness can embarrass someone ? In a desperate bid to correct the sentences of others, you've just fumbled big time . By the way, it's not "conjuction" but conjunction. And it's not "oder" but order. I can't claim I know all, but at least I'm better than you.

NairalandHeroes:


It is "other than" not order than. You're a waste of sperm. I wonder why your mother didn't spread her anus so the dumb brute you call father can offload his watery sperm in her anús.

I have told you before now that your stupidity has no equal . Keep on displaying more of it. You may soon get an award for being the most useless bastard in history !

TheUmbra:


Typos are actually normal. There are a couple of other well spelt "order" in the submission you quoted. It makes you so petty.

On the other hand, typos are different from grammatical blunders and an arrogant quasi-literate who's too proud to admit his blunders and intellectual limitations is the perfect example of someone with an oversized ego sitting atop his miniature intellectual frame.

It's too late to defend your intellectual deficiency . You thought you can help rescue your friend colossal online bashing but you ended up dragging yourself into disgrace .

Kirigidi:

I have told you before now that your stupidity has no equal . Keep on displaying more of it. You may soon get an award for being the most useless bastard in history !

So you don't know the difference between "other" and "order". Because they both sound alike, you couldn't decipher their distinct meaning?

Your mother must have conceived you during her menopause to make you an imbecilé by birth!

Kirigidi:

Mr English teacher and self-appointed mediator ! You see the way you just disgraced yourself with wrong spellings. You see how the attitude of "I-know-all" and over-smartness can embarrass someone ? In a desperate bid to correct the sentences of others, you've just fumbled big time . By the way, it's not "conjuction" but conjunction. And it's not "oder" but order. I can't claim I know all, but at least I'm better than you.

These are typos and are pretty normal. Don't try to hide your educational ineptitude in typos.

Typos are not grammatical errors. Your grammatical ineptitude, on the other hand brings to light the question of your intelligence quotient and cognitive pedigree, which I'm afraid, is behind the curve of the average literate.

NairalandHeroes:
Nobody is reading? Lolz, how do you know this? Gradually, you're exposing your inferior mind by being bothered what other people think about you.

I'm flogging you for the kicks. Trolling is my specialty and I'm going to hold you in a choke hold until you scream like the demented pig you are.

Are you still there idiotic man of no use ! Why slowing down. Are you tired already? By the time I'm done with you, next time you will not engage yourself in issues that do not concern you . If you were a useful son, your mother shouldn't have been in a brothel as a prostitute being pounded mercilessly by touts .

TheUmbra:


These are typos and are pretty normal. Don't try to hide your educational ineptitude in typos.

Typos are not grammatical errors. Your grammatical ineptitude, on the other hand brings to light the question of your intelligence quotient and cognitive pedigree, which I'm afraid, is behind the curve of the average literate.

looolz, oga sufry-sufry kill that boy o

The belated fool is fighting for his identity in Nairaland. A tribe itsekiri has rendered insignificant in Warri is her ranting like a castrated pig.

TheUmbra:


These are typos and are pretty normal. Don't try to hide your educational ineptitude in typos.

Typos are not grammatical errors. Your grammatical ineptitude, on the other hand brings to light the question of your intelligence quotient and cognitive pedigree, which I'm afraid, is behind the curve of the average literate.

Don't try to hide your shame! Which typos are your talking about? Is that the your excuse for failing English tests? I thought you claimed you know it all and beyond making mistakes? Is it now you know one can make mistakes in English when arguing online? Take your lame excuses elsewhere and accept the fact that you have poor command of English .

Kirigidi:

It's too late to defend your intellectual deficiency . You thought you can help rescue your friend colossal online bashing but you ended up dragging yourself into disgrace .

Oh, about the exchange of expletives between you both...I didn't want to talk about that seeing how the both of you displayed lack of regards for your both parents.

But if I'm to make a score on the contest, you were actually outclassed, K.O-ed by themortician. Your disses were weak like a lousy comedian who's poor at grabbing the attention of his audience.

You're literary sterile so I didn't expect you have what it takes to match themortician. The only thing going for you was your over-inflated ego (Urhobo witchcraft), the "I no go 'gree" spirit, even though you're suffering from severe bleeding from themortician's dazes.

It is the same witchcraft that is preventing you from bowing your head in shame after making serious grammatical blunders and trying to defend them.

Oya, look for typos in my writeup and see whether they make enough blanket to hide you from the shame you've beeen subjected to.

Kirigidi:

Don't try to hide your shame! Which typos are your talking about? Is that the your excuse for failing English tests? I thought you claimed you know it all and beyond making mistakes? Is it now you know one can make mistakes in English when arguing online? Take your lame excuses elsewhere and accept the fact that you have poor command of English .

I'll stop quoting you so that unnecessary post don't turn the pages of your humiliating exposé. Typos are typos and not grammatical blunders.

You didn't just commit grammatical blunders one too many, but you insisted you were right. That put you on a different league of semi-literates.

Moreover, you were busy attacking someone who writes better, speaks better and obviously more educated than you for writing good English. And that was when I came in to put an arrogant, barely literate twerp in his place.

Now goodbye. The Internet is the only platform where ill-educated bumpkins assume a sense of sophistication. I'll be yoked no further with an underclass. Happy further education!

TheUmbra:



Oh, about the exchange of expletives between you both...I didn't want to talk about that seeing how the both of you displayed lack of regards for your both parents.

But if I'm to make a score on the contest, you were actually outclassed, K.O-ed by themortician. You disses were weak like lousy comedian who's poor at grabbing the attention of his audience.

You're literary sterile so I didn't expect you have what it takes to match themortician. The only thing going for you was your over-inflated ego (Urhobo witchcraft), the "I no go 'gree" spirit, even though you're suffering from severe bleeding.

It is the same witchcraft that is preventing you from bowing your head in shame after making serious grammatical blunders and trying to defend them.

Oya, look for typos in my writeup and see whether they make enough blanket to hide you from the shame you've beeen subjected to.

There again you are committing blunder, even with all your carefulness efforts at avoiding making mistakes . What is themortician? Guy be ashamed of yourself. You are no match . You are seriously deficient in English. Did you even passed through Secondary School education with this your poor handling of English language ?

Kirigidi:
There again you are committing blunder, even with all your carefulness efforts at avoiding making mistakes . What is themortician? Guy be ashamed of yourself. You are no match . You are seriously deficient in English. Did you even passed through Secondary School education with this your poor handling of English language ?

Keep the self-delusion flowing. "TheMortician" is another sobriquet of your antagonist, your vanquisher, nairalandheroes.

Oya, find typo hide under, Pseudo-literate!

TheUmbra:


I'll stop quoting you so that unnecessary post don't turn the pages of your humiliating exposé. Typos are typos and not grammatical blunders.

You didn't just commit grammatical blunders one tii many, but you insisted you were right. That put you on a different league of semi-literates.

Moreover, you were busy attacking someone's who writes better, speaks better and obviously more educated than you for writing good English. And that was when I came in to put an arrogant, barely literate twerp in his place.

Now goodbye. The Internet is the only platform where ill-educated bumpkins that assume a sense of sophistication. I'll be yoked no further with an underclass. Happy further education!

There you go again with your terrible grammatical errors and spelling errors . This is not question of random mistakes, it's who you are: a super-proud semi-educated man who feels too pompous to accept corrections ! I doubt if you even went through secondary education ! Your situation is pathetic. Don't be ashamed guy, go back school. Don't let your ego and "I-know-it all attitude" deprived you of opportunity to brush up your English. Just an advice !

TheUmbra:


Keep the self-delusion flowing. "TheMortician" is another sobriquet of your antagonist, your vanquisher, nairalandheroes.

Oya, find typo hide under, Pseudo-literate!

Mr man, don't feel too ashamed to accept correction . There is nothing like "Themortician". Rather the correct form is "the mortician". Feeling too pompous to accept correction won't help you go far, because it's very obvious that you lag behind in intelligence ratings.

Kirigidi:

There you go again with your terrible grammatical errors and spelling errors . This is not question of random mistakes, it's who you are: a super-proud semi-educated man who feels too pompous to accept corrections ! I doubt if you even went through secondary education ! Your situation is pathetic. Don't be ashamed guy, go back school. Don't let your ego and "I-know-it all attitude" deprived you of opportunity to brush up your English. Just an advice !

You have even sunk despicably low as to fabricate my submission. What is as horrible as a man with bruised ego?

Kirigidi:

Mr man, don't feel too ashamed to accept correction . There is nothing like "Themortician". Rather the correct form is "the mortician". Feeling too pompous to accept correction won't help you go far, because it's very obvious that you lag behind in intelligence ratings.

You remain an unrepentant, incorrigible Wally.

This is one of themortician's posts:

TheMortician:

not as big an idiot as your dead mother whose vagina is still fresh in the grave embalmed by assorted mixture of acidic sperm

And this is his nairaland profile url:
https://www.nairaland.com/themortician

You'd clutch to anything, anything to save your battered reputation. You have fallen, and the only way up is to humbly lick the dust under your empty pride and move on.

TheUmbra:


You have even sunk despicably low as to fabricate my submission. What is as horrible as a man with bruised ego?

Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Kirigidi:

Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!


OLODO!!!

TheUmbra:


You remain an unrepentant, incorrigible Wally.

This is one of themortician's posts:



And this is his nairaland profile url:
https://www.nairaland.com/themortician

You'd clutch to anything, anything to save your battered reputation. You have fallen, and the only way up is to humbly lick the dust under your empty pride and move on.

Oh! So you no longer claim to be an expert in grammatical expressions , but rather you are now claiming to be referring to someone's name in Nairaland . You are very confused since you are tired of been battered here and now trying desperately to drag others into the drama .
You know you fumbled from the start with all your numerous grammatical mistakes which I pointed out to you, but you were too humiliated to chicken out in disappointment .

Kirigidi:

Oh! So you no longer claim to be an expert in grammatical expressions , but rather you are now claiming to be referring to someone's name in Nairaland . You are very confused since you are tired of been battered here and now trying desperately to drag others into the drama .
You know you fumbled from the start with all your numerous grammatical mistakes which I pointed out to you, but you were too humiliated to chicken out in disappointment .

Urhobo wizard, like I've always said themortician is the same person as nairalandheroes who has been pummelling you left, right and centre. Keep deceiving yourself. Ekpa!

Kirigidi:

Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!


OLODO!!!

TheUmbra:


Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!


OLODO!!!

Look who is talking ! Have you accepted the corrections I pointed out in your earlier write ups? I know you are just trying to be clever by half. But I have exposed your short-comings in English. You are an embarrassment to education ! Wheelbarrow pushing business is the best for people like you !

TheUmbra:


Urhobo wizard, like I've always said themortician is the same person as nairalandheroes who has been pummelling you left, right and centre. Keep deceiving yourself. Ekpa!

Here comes the semi-educated fool who is desperately calling for rescue from the pummeling and disgrace he is receiving here from me ! Go face your Agbero work in the garage. This forum is not for nuisance like you .

Obasanjo: A man that destroyed nigeria more than anybody else.

Kirigidi:

Mr man, don't feel too ashamed to accept correction . There is nothing like "Themortician". Rather the correct form is "the mortician". Feeling too pompous to accept correction won't help you go far, because it's very obvious that you lag behind in intelligence ratings.

TheMortician is a moniker in Nairaland

Your attention span is inferior to that of a squirrel.

Your grand father was a serial yam thief, too lazy to till the earth. Your own daddy was a loungelizard who sucks the pussies of old, wrinkling windows to stay alive.

You are descendant from a long line of failures and reprobates. That's why none of your male progenitors have had descent burial.

The filthy scums are placed on a curse to die prematurely and be buried in an unmarked grave.

Your father's wives have placed a spell on you- you shall die by public electrocution and your bones and flesh will be left to rot in the open .

Kirigidi:

Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!



OLODO!!!

NairalandHeroes:
TheMortician is a moniker in Nairaland

Your attention span is inferior to that of a squirrel.

Your grand father was a serial yam thief, too lazy to till the earth. Your own daddy was a loungelizard who sucks the pussies of old, wrinkling windows to stay alive.

You are descendant from a long line of failures and reprobates. That's why none of your male progenitors have had descent burial.

The filthy scums are placed on a curse to die prematurely and be buried in an unmarked grave.

Your father's wives have placed a spell on you- you shall die by public electrocution and your bones and flesh will be left to rot in the open .

Please, can you stop quoting him? I want his grammatical blunders to be the closing pages of this thread.