NairalandHeroes:
TheMortician is a moniker in Nairaland

Your attention span is inferior to that of a squirrel.

Your grand father was a serial yam thief, too lazy to till the earth. Your own daddy was a loungelizard who sucks the pussies of old, wrinkling windows to stay alive.

You are descendant from a long line of failures and reprobates. That's why none of your male progenitors have had descent burial.

The filthy scums are placed on a curse to die prematurely and be buried in an unmarked grave.

Your father's wives have placed a spell on you- you shall die by public electrocution and your bones and flesh will be left to rot in the open .

Kirigidi:

Here comes the semi-educated fool who is desperately calling for rescue from the pummeling and disgrace he is receiving here from me ! Go face your Agbero work in the garage. This forum is not for nuisance like you .

Kirigidi:

The fool has arrived after a rest from pummeling here . Why appearing and disappearing like a coward, son of a prostitute ?

TheUmbra:

Please, can you stop quoting him? I want his grammatical blunders to be the closing pages of this thread.

Kirigidi:

The fool has arrived after a rest from pummeling here . Why appearing and disappearing like a coward, son of a prostitute ?

NairalandHeroes:
I only disappeared to wet my dick in your mother's vagina. She was cheap. Demanded a plate of pepper soup.

Kirigidi:

Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

TheUmbra:


Self-deceiving bum! Is that supposed to be a reply? Empty-chested dork!

See who dey pummel person! Someone who can barely construct a solid architectonic sentence with grammatical accuracy.

Kirigidi:

Can you see why I adviced you to go back and start from secondary school ? You are so inconsequential. Aren't you ashamed that despite joining forces with your partner in illiteracy to attack, you are still been floored and flogged like mad dogs?

Kirigidi:

Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

NairalandHeroes:
Looooooooooolz, you're being stabbed to death like a common thief caught in the market and you're pretending to be good at disses.

Same pretence your tribesmen in Warri exhibited and they were enslaved by a tiny itsekiri population.

Even in death they smiled to the grave.

TheUmbra:


Oh boy! Na now I confirm say you have a witchcraft spirit!

All the numerous Igbe shrines littering Delta State must have hijacked your personal integrity. what a shameless defeated cadaver!

Who didn't know the sentence "see who dey pummel person" is pidgin English?

Ekpa! Mumude!

Drowning buffoon looking for any jetsam to cling to!

Kirigidi:

Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

NairalandHeroes:


SS 2 disses. Lolz. Any dumb fool can say your father is a tout , your mother is a prostitute. Urhobos classless swine from an unmentionable family history.

Take am;

Even as a sperm you were stubborn and stupid. No wonder all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off you dodged and hid in her anus to escape forceful medical abortion.

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet.

It is with great sorrow i proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt

Kirigidi:

Yet you and your tribe's men can't dare stepped into Urhobo territories in Warri. The person you are arguing with is not been moved an inch by your incoherent words! Who is being defeated if not you? To confirm your deficiency in online intelligence argument, you went to mobilize another "nicompoop" to help you out since you can no longer withstand the bashing ! Be ashamed of yourself you mentally deranged son a cheap LovePeddler .,

TheUmbra:


Who let this ill-educated dross out? Someone so ill-educated, a testament to Nigeria's porous educational system where certificates are traded in the open market. Kirigidi, a typical Niger Delta youth -unlearned, restive, ill-exposed with [[b]b]branzen [/b]idiocy!

[/b]Can someone tell him it's "is not being" not "is not been". It's "intelligent argument" not "intelligence argument".

Alas! Niger Delta has suffered yet another set back in its struggles with youths like Kirigidi polluting the blogosphere with his illiterate fumes!




****Modified! You've corrected the "been" but you're not literate enough to correct the "intelligence argument". Oga prefect of Adult education. You better face your deve collection from store to store


Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

Kirigidi:

Another terrible grammatical blunder too many ! Do you have any shame at all . @TheUmbra if you are one of the youths been counted as future of Nigeria, that means Nigeria is finished . @ TheUmbra A man who can't spell accurately or make simple sentences in English is here shamelessly chest-beating and bragging. Is there any word "branzen" in English Dictionary ? You are a disgrace! Your poor command of English has been repeatedly corrected by me, yet you keep making more mistakes and stupidly refused to accept correction . I pity your parents for ever wasting their money on you. When your mates were attending classes and learning, you were busy hunting for birds in the bush . See where it has now landed you . What a shame! From your display of illiteracy here, a primary six pupil will write and speak better than you .

Kirigidi:


Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Kirigidi:



Yet you and your tribe's men can't dare stepped into Urhobo territories in Warri. The person you are arguing with is not been moved an inch by your incoherent words! Who is being defeated if not you? To confirm your deficiency in online intelligence argument, you went to mobilize another "nicompoop" to help you out since you can no longer withstand the bashing ! Be ashamed of yourself you mentally deranged son a cheap LovePeddler

Kirigidi:

Ah! Any further prove to show that you are really a confirmed illiterate ? Just for your own good and instead of repeatedly disgracing yourself here, go search for the meaning of "order than". Or better still ask google to fetch you the meaning and use of that phrase . You shameless dullard !

Kirigidi:

Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Kirigidi:

A fool who has to seek the help of others to rescue him in an argument ! You are no match . So get out! product of Harlotry .

TheUmbra:




Oh! My bad! I meant brazen. Please pardon my typo. Meanwhile, typos aren't grammatical blunders.

By the way, your last post was yet another theumbra-inspired, albeit a poor imitation of my last post to you. That's how slow, unwitty and mentally poor in creativity you can be.

I urge you to produce any post of yours since I engaged you intellectually that is half as decent as mine, and I'll never quote you again.

Now, shall we remind our well entertained audience what a cheap clown you and what it really means to commit grammatical blunder as we consider your following posts?




Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!




OLODO!!!





Who let this ill-educated dross out? Someone so ill-educated, a testament to Nigeria's porous educational system where certificates are traded in the open market. Kirigidi, a typical Niger Delta youth -unlearned, restive, ill-exposed with brazen idiocy!

Can someone tell him it's "is not being" not "is not been". It's "intelligent argument" not "intelligence argument".

Alas! Niger Delta has suffered yet another set back in its struggles with youths like Kirigidi polluting the blogosphere with his illiterate fumes!




****Modified!

You've corrected the "been" but you're not literate enough to correct the "intelligence argument". Oga prefect of Adult education, you better face your deve collection from store to store and stop making a pretence at being educated.


Bwuahahahahahaha!!!


Continue hiding under typo and call them grammatical blunder Mr "intelligence argument" . Illiterate!

TheUmbra:




Oh! My bad! I meant brazen. Please pardon my typo. Meanwhile, typos aren't grammatical blunders.

By the way, your last post was yet another theumbra-inspired, albeit a poor imitation of my last post to you. That's how slow, unwitty and mentally poor in creativity you can be.

I urge you to produce any post of yours since I engaged you intellectually that is half as decent as mine, and I'll never quote you again.

Now, shall we remind our well entertained audience what a cheap clown you and what it really means to commit grammatical blunder as we consider your following posts?




Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!




OLODO!!!





Who let this ill-educated dross out? Someone so ill-educated, a testament to Nigeria's porous educational system where certificates are traded in the open market. Kirigidi, a typical Niger Delta youth -unlearned, restive, ill-exposed with brazen idiocy!

Can someone tell him it's "is not being" not "is not been". It's "intelligent argument" not "intelligence argument".

Alas! Niger Delta has suffered yet another set back in its struggles with youths like Kirigidi polluting the blogosphere with his illiterate fumes!




****Modified!

You've corrected the "been" but you're not literate enough to correct the "intelligence argument". Oga prefect of Adult education, you better face your deve collection from store to store and stop making a pretence at being educated.


Bwuahahahahahaha!!!


Continue hiding under typo and call them grammatical blunder Mr "intelligence argument" . Illiterate!

Kirigidi:

Yet you and your tribe's men can't dare stepped into Urhobo territories in Warri. The person you are arguing with is not been moved an inch by your incoherent words! Who is being defeated if not you? To confirm your deficiency in online intelligence argument, you went to mobilize another "nicompoop" to help you out since you can no longer withstand the bashing ! Be ashamed of yourself you mentally deranged son a cheap LovePeddler .,

Kirigidi:

Ah! Any further prove to show that you are really a confirmed illiterate ? Just for your own good and instead of repeatedly disgracing yourself here, go search for the meaning of "order than". Or better still ask google to fetch you the meaning and use of that phrase . You shameless dullard !

Kirigidi:


Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Kirigidi:

You disappeared because the person your called to assist you here in the battle has failed you . By the way, one marijuana-smoking tout is currently on top of your harlot mother pounding her with reckless abandon .

NairalandHeroes:
90 percent of your posts are same basic and generic lines you keep repeating because your brain can't improvise disses
So you depend on repetition to survive.

Urhobos eat starch and owo and there's no way your cognitive and psychological evolution weren't mutated by malnutrition.

You are only seeking to have the last word by repeating same thing . I have burried urhobos on this forum deeper than your worthless king Okumagba who was a slave in Warri .

As far as we know you and your parents are settlers and all of you must pay homage to the Olu of Warri.

Igbe-worshippng non-entity!

Kirigidi:

Ah! Any further prove proof to show that you are really a confirmed illiterate ? Just for your own good and instead of repeatedly disgracing yourself here, go search for the meaning of "order than". Or better still ask google to fetch you the meaning and use of that phrase . You shameless dullard !

you still can't tell the difference between a clause and a phrase?

If only the two dumb idiots who raised you would stay home to cure your blossoming analphabetism.

Just take a look at how you're disgracing this country in full view of 7 billion earth inhabitants!

I weep for your parents. This is the kind of error you will make in their obituary banners.

Thier ghosts will never rest in peace

TheUmbra:




I'm not done with you, Niger Delta mis-educated nuisance!

It's "proof" not "prove"

Oga adult-education certificate holder, this is not typing error, this is illiteracy!
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!

Kirigidi:

FOOL ! You are not only stupid but your eyes are also bad . Have you typed anything reasonable here. You are the one I should be saying repeating the statements . Settlers who force you to pay heavy levies in a land you claim to own must be too strong for you to handle . And you will continue to be under Urhobo paying increasing levies and house rents in Warri . Just look at an idiot that is bragging of dealing with Urhobo! I was beginning to have pity on you before when you ran away leaving your nicompoop here, but since you have not learnt your learn lambaste you the more until you come to your stupid senses . Your calling another fool to help you withstand my thrashing of you is a prove of your weakness and dullness.

Kirigidi:

FOOL ! You are not only stupid but your eyes are also bad . Have you typed anything reasonable here. You are the one I should be saying repeating the statements . Settlers who force you to pay heavy levies in a land you claim to own must be too strong for you to handle . And you will continue to be under Urhobo paying increasing levies and house rents in Warri . Just look at an idiot that is bragging of dealing with Urhobo! I was beginning to have pity on you before when you ran away leaving your nicompoop here, but since you have not learnt your learn lambaste you the more until you come to your stupid senses . Your calling another fool to help you withstand my thrashing of you is a prove of your weakness and dullness.

NairalandHeroes:
you still can't tell the difference between a clause and a phrase?

If only the two dumb idiots who raised you would stay home to cure your blossoming analphabetism.

Just take a look at how you're disgracing this country in full view of 7 billion earth inhabitants!

I weep for your parents. This is the kind of error you will make in their obituary banners.

[b]Thier ghosts will never rest in peace [/b]

Kirigidi:

A dullard will never learn . Simple spelling you don't know . I pray your children should not inherit your illiteracy. Stupid fool!

Kirigidi:

A dullard will never learn . Simple spelling you don't know . I pray your children should not inherit your illiteracy. Stupid fool!

Are you complaining now and looking for typos?
Take am: I'm back to resume your torture;


Your education is as cheap as your mother's facial cosmetics, and as porous as her vagina that looks like the exit wound of a pump-action dubblebarrel gun!

Offshoot of a petty career hoe who traded her pussy as bonobos traded hand shake!

The only organisation to employ anyone with your educational attainment is a mortuary service

NairalandHeroes:

if your father ever saw my grandeur here, he will lease you to me as my lifetime bondsman. I have exposed him as a weakling who couldn't raise his son properly. But it's no surprise. Urhobos are the scum of Delta state.

Pay what levies? Your youths are being chased into their dingy shacks by soldiers and police from B and A Division. Go ask the traders if they pay 10 kobo to those illiterate urhobo youths, half of whom don't know their true parentage.