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Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by kingsilly(m): 10:24pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
You can never stop learning with explorers |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by pu7pl3(m): 10:29pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
Benita27: Long explanation...don't worry sister we knw.. 3 Likes |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
pu7pl3:Suit yourself. |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by pu7pl3(m): 10:34pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
Benita27:Sure will |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
vizkiz:Please stop misleading people. The most visited website:Google. The most visited adult website :Pornhub. 4 Likes |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by tonaydo(m): 10:57pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
Benita27:funny enough girls love and watch porn than guys, it's just that they are very secretive |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by oolalekan1560(m): 2:42am On Jul 19, 2017 |
Explorers:nawa oh...naso u know all this site like ABC 1 Like |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Nigeriapen(m): 4:11am On Jul 19, 2017 |
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Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by tk4rd: 6:49am On Jul 19, 2017 |
Explorers:This guy just knows everything.. |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by chiraqDemon(m): 7:03am On Jul 19, 2017 |
Explorers:I'm suspecting a student carrying out a prank here |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by tk4rd: 7:38am On Jul 19, 2017 |
Explorers:I have experienced accidental audio porn too. .. Those far back days when we used to watch late night movies on ABS TV, it happened that one midnight like that, a movie was playing, and all of a sudden, the sounds of the movie went off but the visuals continued playing. Next thing, some background sounds,, then a female voice moaned loudly.. The female voice was not from the movie that was playing... After some cackling background sounds and some more moans from the female voice, the movie sounds came back on.. I couldn't stop imagining what went wrong, yet I stopped paying attention to the movies. I was lost in my imaginations. Then the worst happened. The movie-sounds went off again, and this same female voice took over immediately. Come see shouting.!! "Ooh Fúck.! Ooh Fúck.!! Ohh Shít.!!" And the guy's voice was grumbling quietly., with sounds of "kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa" clearly heard in the background. Like Thirty full seconds, these sounds continued.. I don't even know when the sounds of the movie later came back on.. That was how I stayed there and watched the rest of the movie without any single interest in it.. As if things were not enough,, after the movie, the duty continuity announcer was seated to announce that they have come to the end of the day's broadcast. A "not so beautiful" lady that wore pink ruffled polo, with her "somehow scattered" hair. I've never seen her face on ABS.. She probably might be a new staff or something. Just before she started announcing, she didn't realise that the camera was already on her. She blew a kiss in the direction of the screen in a very sexually inviting way. Then, her eyes ogled in surprise with her mouth open, then she coughed immediately and started announcing that they had come to the end of the day's broadcast bla-bla-bla.. Her voice was the same as the voice of the moaning lady and the "Ooh Fúck" lady.. She was the one being fúcked right there in the studio.. What tha Hell.!! She finished announcing and was waiting for the camera to cut, and her face changed and became sexually inviting again, like she can't wait to leave that seat and get back to action... Then the camera went off, and the coloured-curtain covered the screen.. Then, I heard the shifting of the rolling-chair, some doubled-up pace of someone bare footed running across the room, and the same female voice saying "Baby Come Here..." That was when the national anthem started playing.. I stayed some minutes after the national anthem and the pledge, with the hope of some more audio-porn,, but I was disappointed. They went off-air after the pledge. 2 Likes |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Nobody: 9:03am On Jul 19, 2017 |
vizkiz: A big fat lie! It is not even in the top 100 most visited websites in the world, Google.com is number one. Heck it does not even make the top 5 most visited porn site in the world. |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Jelal0007(m): 9:12am On Jul 19, 2017 |
kinibigdeal:Indeed...I bet ur pops is one of them. |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by kinibigdeal(m): 9:13am On Jul 19, 2017 |
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Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Jelal0007(m): 9:15am On Jul 19, 2017 |
kinibigdeal:Just as much as ur big0try and extreme stup!d!ty does same 2me. 1 Like |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by fourcraftmen: 9:16am On Jul 19, 2017 |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by corisande: 10:44am On Jul 19, 2017 |
tk4rd: ![]() ![]() it's a lie! Did this really happen? 1 Like |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Nobody: 12:04pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
NairaLand as a case study of the Nigerian MENTALITY shows nothing but a people altogether unwilling to grow, SO EMPTY INSIDE. Worst, they are so, so at EASE and INSENSITIVE in their THOUGHTLESSNESS a.k.a 'TRIBAL WAR'. Did you say: kinibigdeal:WILL YOUR COUNTRY EVER GROW WITH THIS KIND OF MENTALITY? What are you trying to achieve with you statement. To incite? But why are you Nigerians so full of demonizing one another. YOURSELF CAN YOU SAY YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED PORN. Perhaps you are even an addict at it. So, pre-occupied Nigerians are in rubbishing each other while there are lots of CHALLENGES on the ground. A people of trivialities. This is what poor and bad education has nurtured their minds starting right from birth, inside their homes 'DESPISE WHO EVER IS DIFFERENT'. kinibigdeal: A whole societial system which has made it 'VALID ALIBIS' (excuses) for not achieving where opportunities are so abundant. Its actually LACK OF SELF-REALIZATION that makes people behave so short of COMMON SENSE. kinibigdeal: Tribe -Pride, 'TRIBAL WAR'. What pestilence nonsense Nigerians have choosen as a way of life..................... kinibigdeal: What is the topic about and what are you tallking? UNLESS YOU NIGERIANS LEARN TO RESPECT EACH OTHER AND FOCUS ON THE CHALLENGES BEFORE YOU, WITH SINCERITY YOU WILL NEVER STOP LIVING A MISERABLE LIFE IN A LAND OF MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR EVERY ONE. |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Explorers(m): 12:07pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
LastMumu: On Alexa's 500 most visited, global sites, Xvideos is 49 on the list. If we're to list most visited porn sites, Xvideos will be 2nd on the list after pornhub. So i think vizkid is trying to say most visited pornsites. But if we're talking about pornsites with the best videos, highest quality videos, EbonypulseTv is one of them. Even better, sharper, than pornhub, Xvideos to me I mean HD vidoes, a 2mins video can cost you close to 100mb of your data. On that site, 1.5g can go within an hour. But xvideos, pornhub, xhamster, and others have options for video qualities. 2 Likes |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by mhiztaNexy(m): 1:10pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
![]() Explorers:boss I hail o. ur vasline remain? dont tell me ur already explored with all ![]() Explorers:boss I hail o. ur vasline remain? dont tell me ur already explored with all |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by kinibigdeal(m): 1:16pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
WORDWORLD: You mean you waste your whole precious time to respond to sarcasm. Thats a serious defect |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
kinibigdeal: O! you mean you are not WORTHY, have no value hence talking to you is a waste of time? "SARCASM" as a line of defence to what obviously has become a Nigerian DISEASE even makes your case WORSE. Sarcasm and to what end? Just listen to yourself. Bro its the internet uncountable people patronize it. IF YOU ARE NOT READY LEARN AND IMPROVE I SURE BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE THOSE WHO WILL. Sarcasm is making an UNKIND JOKE about someone. Did you even understand the meaning and how more guilty you are painting yourself. MY POINT IS LET THERE BE MUTUALLY RESPECT INSTEAD OF THE RIVALRY AS IT IS ON THIS FORUM. Except that respect and not "sarcasm" HATE and PREJUDICE will forever be your lot in Nigeria. A country so filled with people unwilling to learn. Unwillling to grow. |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
Explorers: With the above correction made by you, tells that you actually MERIT your choice of moniker 'EXPLORERS'. Explorers are no wanderers roaming to and fro, LOST, followers of CONJECTURE...' idea or opinion based on incomplete information. Explorers seek to discover, stating precisely there findings of 'WHAT IS' a method I call REALITY OF PERCEPTION IN PERFECT PRECISION.....meaning TRUTH and not fallacies of composition, being unsubjective to preconcieved notions. My area of emphasis actually, after your clarification and which is kind of a digression as to the original subject matter but quite related and important, is this: According to Pornhub official site, it is stated that 2016 Pornhub review had not, 23 Million but 23 Billion views last year alone across the globe. To be a little more detailful, an average of 64 Million views per day? www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2016-year-in-review&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiN2rKc2JXVAhXB1xoKHWEHA_QQFggLMAA&usg=AFQjCNFcznR2jsJbFr4-LVUGat5L308XKg These so call 'MODERN MIND' will ask you and infact with PRIDE looking you eye ball to eye ball. "AND SO, WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS?!" Most times like say make I just dey knock dem head with coconut ,dey slap, slap dem face. PORNOGRAPHY, bullsh!t civilization, the delusion so blindfolding their eyes and the fantastic senseless fantasies that keeps clouding their mind. Hmm..... If truely HUMANS are not only all about SEX and KILLING each other which is what they are really known for. The statistics provided by Porn Hub when carefully studied tells how such an age of DECADENCE, our contemporary world and how unfit to ascribe HOMOSAPIEN meaning WISE to the humans living on planet Earth today. SEX IS A PART OF OUR HUMANITY WHICH MUST BE EMBRACED SENSIBLE NOT DENIED AT ALL! BUT TO EXPLOIT OUR OWN VERY HUMANITY TO OUR DETERIMENT AS PORNOGRAPHY HAS OBVIOUSLY. IS A SHOW OF STUP!DITY IN THIS SO CALLED MODERN AGE NOT WISDOM PLEASE!!! Porn is so, easy to come by. Little kids who by nature of curiosity have many times come across this explicitness many times. Misinforming them about what sex is REALLY all about. Sex reduced to mechnical dysfunctionality, objectifying the other. Porn as you go on your mobile phone. Am not saying have not seen porn, what am saying is that we keep chipping away our humanity everyday reducing ourselves to WORTHLESSNES which today, as we know, such as the Japanese man who opted for a SEX DOLL instead. WE KEEP GOING DOWN THE DRAIN, INSIDE THE SEWER FULL OF SH!T. IS THIS CIVILIZATION. Sex industry makes a lot of money from our choice of STUP!DTY or say MISINFORMATION. That was not how those we call 'PRIMITIVE PEOPLE VIEWED SEX'. When you learn about this PLEASURABLE GIFT TO HUMANITY from the ancient. People we call archiac' channeled sex towards SPIRITUALITY, EMOTIONAL GROWTH, MENTAL CORRECTNESS,AND INFACT HEALING! There is nothing to write home about our age of decadence. Who work very hard on how to improve on CONDOMS to become more sensitive while they keep killing their own sensitivity everyday. They are not even sensitive to their spouses need. SO DISCONNECTED, WAR OF THE SEXES. FEMINIST VS MALE EGOCENTRICITY ALMOST EVERYWHERE. IF NOT DISCONNECTION BETWEEN THE HETEROSEXUALS, YOU THINK HOMOSEXUALITY WILL REALLY GET THE RAINBOW COLOR IT GLORIFIES ITSELF WITH TODAY? Sex was treated as a sacred and there were proper sex education to these effect in the old. Example, is the thirteenth-century India on the Temple walls of Konarak. Life size stone carvings revealing women and men in almost every conceivable sexual embrace. Kamasutra was written by a holy man in India. There is also the Perfume Garden of the 16 Centuary by a Sheik. There are several medical text of the Japanese that speak for itself. So, many people after watching porn for long and then their first time of having sex becoming so DISSAPOINTED because they learnt from ILLUSION. "Sex is primordial, sexual energy is sacred, sexual pleasure is healing and transformative" The orginal Kamasutra was written almost two millenia ago which did not have DEVASTATING EFFECT infact borrowed today unlike as PORNOGRAPHY our choice of illusion is having on people of this millenia of LIARS, people who like to live a life of LIES, DELUDED. So, what is my point? My point is that we are not so INTELLIGENT as far as this so called modern world is concern. ITS NOTHING BUT INTELLECTUAL VACUITY, WE ARE SO DEBASED, SO INSENSITIVE TO OUR DISHONOUR, SO, SO, SO STUP!D, VERY, VERY MATERIALISTIC TO FAR BEYOND A FAULT. All that we care about is MONEY! Capitalist, consumerist culture. We really need to start THINKING, opening our eyes to see what we don't like to see if truely we are homosapien, wise and not some bunch of promiscous animals. 1 Like |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by tk4rd: 4:43pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
corisande:It happened.. Pure. |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by martins1213: 4:46pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
Explorers:(Twale for you sir) 1 Like |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by aolumaxi(m): 7:32pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
vizkiz:hw cum I voted for you in last year Mr nairaland ![]() u r something else sir lol 1 Like |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by HARDDON: 7:38pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
Benita27 post=58594708[b: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() N to say co-workers get bored @ work beats all atoms of my imagination.... could u kindly tell us d truth? ![]() |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Angy55(f): 7:38pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
Explorers:Awww. What a pathetic situation |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
HARDDON:We all got to that peek in growing up where teenagers are eager to have a knowledge of everything they could lay their hands on, and watching porn is one. I can't remember when last I used any device to watch porn. |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by HARDDON: 8:20pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
Benita27: ![]() ![]() ![]() Porn Pro! ![]() ![]() Btw, im a virgin, dont spoil me ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by viktor88: 10:52am On Jul 20, 2017 |
LastMumu:is the second most visited porn site in the after pornhub, for me its the best porn site |
Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by tk4rd: 4:30pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Lalasticlala and Seun.. Make una come do some shifting here |
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