TheUmbra:
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Fastly is an adverb alright. Even though its usage is dwindling in the 20th/20st century. It doesn’t make the word dead or non-existent.

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Your crafty attempts at escaping humiliation have already failed you, and it's a lesson to other nitwits! Shut up and bow your head in shame. Master of dullards !

Kirigidi:

Look who is talking ! Have you accepted the corrections I pointed out in your earlier write ups? I know you are just trying to be clever by half. But I have exposed your short-comings in English. You are an embarrassment to education ! Wheelbarrow pushing business is the best for people like you !

Our both posts on this thread are a good way to ascertain who is educated and who's not. You offer no grammatical corrections to my posts other than normal typos which are fairly prevalent in standard articles even from the BBC and co.

But you... claiming "baby's factory " and "babies factory" have the same meaning and that "order" and "other" are the same. And failing repeatedly to distinguish "prove" from "proof", with other unbelievable blunders like "intelligence argument " leaves one with no further evidence that you're a Night-time, Adult-educated nitwit suffering from anencephaly which has resulted in your cognitive suboptimal performance.

Orue!

TheUmbra:


[s]Our both posts on this thread are a good way to ascertain who is educated and who's not. You offer no grammatical corrections to my posts other than normal typos which are fairly prevalent in standard articles even from the BBC and co.

But you... claiming "baby's factory " and "babies factory" have the same meaning and that "order" and "other" are the same. And failing repeatedly to distinguish "prove" from "proof", with other unbelievable blunders like "intelligence argument " leaves one with no further evidence that you're a Night-time, Adult-educated nitwit suffering from anencephaly which has resulted in your cognitive suboptimal performance.

Orue!

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Iza gho gho . I'm not claiming to be perfect in the use of English language, unlike you. Yet in the few comments you presented, you fumbled over and over again with bad spellings and wrong use of words ; . May God forgive us all.

Kirigidi:
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Your crafty attempts at escaping humiliation have already failed you, and it's a lesson to other nitwits! Shout up and bow your head in shame. Master of dullards !

Unlike you, I'll not claim this as a grammatical blunder but a typo. I'm magnanimous even in war. There are lots of grammatical blunders in your posts that make looking for typos a waste of time.

Niger Delta hardened criminal! All the shrines littering everywhere in your land are a testament of your mental sterility and intellectual hollowness.

Deve-loving, uneducated criminal! Lazy fool. Wait for the women in your community to labour, carrying head pans of Konkre while your idle, uneducated, poverty-beaten, impoverished ass waste away drinking Ogogoro , disturbing store owners to part with their hard earned cash!

Cursed, putrefied cadaver like you!!!

Kirigidi:
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Iza gho gho . I'm not claiming to be perfect in the use of English language, unlike you. Yet in the few comments you presented, you fumbled over and over again with bad spellings and wrong use of words ; . May God forgive us all.

Bwuahahahahahaha! wrong use of words according to a night-time, Adult-educated deadbeat as yourself.

Ok.
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!!

TheUmbra:



[s]Bwuahahahahahaha! wrong use of words according to a night-time, Adult-educated deadbeat as yourself.

Ok.
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!!

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No need wasting much time typing to reply a silly illiterate who has refused to learn .

TheUmbra:


Unlike you, I'll not claim this as a grammatical blunder but a typo. I'm magnanimous even in war. There are lots of grammatical blunders in your posts that make looking for typos a waste of time.

Niger Delta hardened criminal! All the shrines littering everywhere in your land are a testament of your mental sterility and intellectual hollowness.

Deve-loving, uneducated criminal! Lazy fool. Wait for the women in your community to labour, carrying head pans of Konkre while your idle, uneducated, poverty-beaten, impoverished ass waste away drinking Ogogoro , disturbing store owners to part with their hard earned cash!

Cursed, putrefied cadaver like you!!!

Can you see your spelling of concrete? I know you will still give one stupid excuse why you failed at getting the right spelling . Ineberi .

Kirigidi:
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No need wasting much time typing to reply a silly illiterate who has refused to learn .

Even the shallow, muddy pool of your intellect is drying up fast!

Come on! Give me a witty reply even for once!

analphabetic, impecunious, witless, backwater-dwelling animal!!!

Kirigidi:

Can you see your spelling of concrete? I know you will still give one stupid excuse why you failed at getting the right spelling . Ineberi .

When militancy interrupted your Adult education classes as you wrestled with the urges of either hitting the creeks or staying faithful to your benighted studies, how would you understand the uses of italicised words?

OLODO!!!

TheUmbra:


[s]When militancy interrupted your Adult education classes as you wrestled with the urges of either hitting the creeks or staying faithful to your benighted studies, how would you understand the uses of italicised words?

OLODO!!!

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Unrepentant dullard .

Kirigidi:
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Unrepentant dullard .

I have reduced you to a mono-syllabic ranting baboon.

Ill-educated slowpoke!

Niger Delta hardened criminal!

TheUmbra:


Even the shallow, muddy pool of your intellect is drying up fast!

Come on! Give me a witty reply even for once!

analphabetic, impecunious, witless, backwater-dwelling animal!!!

Your comments are so incoherent, poorly drafted and dumb to even deserve a reply . You are to dull . Go upgrade your English, dullard .

TheUmbra:


I have reduced you to a mono-syllabic ranting baboon.

Ill-educated slowpoke!

Niger Delta hardened criminal!

Chest-beating again, when you are already fainting under the heavy pounding I'm giving you? Won't you call for rescue as you can no longer withstand this bashing ? Illiteracy is your recurrent disease . Go for it's cure, no shame ; !

Kirigidi:

Your comments are so incoherent, poorly drafted and dumb to even deserve a reply . You are to dul l . Go upgrade your English, dullard .

Again, I remain magnanimous even with your typo. It is normal.

You're such a listless fool! You're really trying to respond to my challenge to write something witty. You ended up like an obese runner gasping for breath with you weak lines.


Just imagine this mentally wanting, nocturnally educated, left-behind dross talking about my literary ingenuity!

You're not qualified to pick up my used up pen.

Bloody pseudo-literate! Dweeb!

Kirigidi:

Chest-beating again, when you are already fainting under the heavy pounding I'm giving you? Won't you call for rescue as you can no longer withstand this bashing ? Illiteracy is your recurrent disease . Go for it's cure, no shame ; !

Terrible! Self-deceiving simpleton! Pounding who? A fool who's not worth the dust under his feet is talking about pounding. Little wonder your tribe is always dragged into the mud.

Your average tribe's men are a bunch of insincere, cunning and shameless louts just like you! Post by post, page to page, you've been completely annihilated! Pages and posts don't lie. Continue stimulating your depleted ego. That's the only alternative left for thoroughly disgraced imbecilic troglodyte like you!


Lazy, ogogoro drinking waste of male headcount.

TheUmbra:


Again, I remain magnanimous even with your typo. It is normal.

You're such a listless fool! You're really trying to respond to my challenge to write something witty. You ended up like an obessed runner gasping for breath with you weak lines.


Just imagine this mentally wanting, nocturnally educated, left-behind dross talking about my literary ingenuity!

You're not qualified to pick up my used up pen.

Bloody pseudo-literate! Dweeb!

Yet another terrible English blunder! A person who can't spell or use English words accurately is shamelessly beating his kwashiorkor chest . bloody illiterate!

TheUmbra:



Terrible! Self-deceiving simpleton! Pounding who? A fool who's not worth the dust under his feet is talking about pounding. Little wonder your tribe is always dragged into the mud.

Your average tribe's men are a bunch of insincere, cunning and shameless louts just like you! Post by post, page to page, you've been completely annihilated! Pages and posts don't lie. Continue stimulating your depleted ego. That's the only alternative left for thoroughly disgraced imbecilic troglodyte like you!


Lazy, ogogoro drinking waste of male headcount.

Oh! I can see that you are short of words, and now resorted to repeating phrase I earlier used . Your kind of illiteracy is indeed unique. No rival .

Kirigidi:

Yet another terrible English blunder! A person who can't spell or use English words accurately is shamelessly beating his kwashiorkor chest . bloody illiterate!

Keep fabricating my post if that's going to make you feel like we are pen-mates. Left-behind, deve -craving retardant!

TheUmbra:


Keep fabricating my post if that's going to make you feel like we are pen-mates. Left-behind, deve -craving retardant!

God forbid! I can never be your mate because you are a confirmed dullard!

Kirigidi:

Oh! I can see that you are short of words, and now resorted to repeating phrase I earlier used . Your kind of illiteracy is indeed unique. No rival .

I told you severe head-butts have left you dazed and hallucinogenic. Ekpa!

I used "self-deceiving on you first since yesterday.

Confirmatory post:

Kirigidi:

The fool has arrived after a rest from pummeling here . Why appearing and disappearing like a coward, son of a prostitute ?

TheUmbra:


Self-deceiving bum! Is that supposed to be a reply? Empty-chested dork!

See who dey pummel person! Someone who can barely construct a solid architectonic sentence with grammatical accuracy.

Only a psychopathic retrograde believes his own lies. You're long due to check into a mental facility.

Niger Delta restive criminal!

Kirigidi:

God forbid! I can never be your mate because you are a confirmed dullard!

Says the butt-rut, lazy, unproductive, amnesty-rescued, nocturnally educated, blast of foul air called Kirigidi!


Of course asking you to match my literary ingenuity is like asking an octogenarian to compete with Usain Bolt!

TheUmbra:


[s]Says the butt-rut, lazy, unproductive, amnesty-rescued, nocturnally educated, blast of foul air called Kirigidi!


Of course asking you to match my literary ingenuity is like asking an octogenarian to compete with Usain Bolt!

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No need reading the balderdash coming from a stupid dullard !

TheUmbra:


[s]I told you severe head-butts have left you dazed and hallucinogenic. Ekpa!

I used "self-deceiving on you first since yesterday.

Confirmatory post:

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Only a psychopathic retrograde believes his own lies. You're long due to check into a mental facility.

Niger Delta restive criminal!

A fool has no shame, and it's worse when such a fool doubles as a dullard !

Kirigidi:
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No need reading the balderdash coming from a stupid dullard !

Kirigidi:

A fool has no shame, and it's worse when such a fool doubles as dullard !

Are these supposed to be replies to the smearing of your iintellectual honesty?

You're one huge embodiment baked in shame! The only time you're responsive is when you gather with your miserable lot in a daredevil assemblage of deve collection.

TheUmbra:


Are these supposed to be replies to the smearing of your iintellectual honesty?

You're one huge embodiment baked in shame! The only time you're responsive is when you gather with your miserable lot in a daredevil assemblage of deve collection.

You may never be cured from your illiteracy ! Mr dullard, the right spelling is intellectual and not the iintellectual you wrote above!

Kirigidi:

You may never be cured from your illiteracy ! Mr dullard, the right spelling is intellectual and not the iintellectual you wrote above!

Your misery and folly are gradually manifesting in psychosis.

By the time I'm done with you, you'll even call séún and tell him he wrongly spelt his name from Sheun.

Orue! Omreda!
Waste of male headcount.

TheUmbra:


Let me simplify it and bring it to his level of comprehension:


Deve-loving, uneducated, unemployable, socio-economic retardant, AKA Kirigidi, behold your teacher, TheUmbra.

Now tuck in your shirt and bring your paper and pen to class. You're going straight back to school. Bloody contagious, mis-educated Wally.

This is the correct grammatical presentation of the nonsense you wrote up there.

" Having you as a teacher equals breeding a generation of dullards..."

Bloody scribbler! Education no be " gra gra " . You're highly advised to either return to the creeks or continue collecting illegal deve from store to store.

Education and human resources are not synonymous to resource control.


Adult-education certificate holder!

Ah! Na person pikin naim you destroy like this so. Ah! Me sef done dey cry

Kirigidi:
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IPOB bastard! So ashamed of his origin . I spit on you .

You're the cuss on your parents for their sins of debauchery. So iPob is now a tribe in Nigeria.

I don't blame you, when your mother was busy greasing her vagina walls with the fluid of her domestic goat, while can she mother a normal human being.

You're inferior to baboons both in birth and breeding. After all, your daddy has 3 wives and we all know he's always too drunk to satisfy them. Your mother became a part-time prostitute and an absentee mother, leaving you to rot away like a badly managed sewage tank.

Cuss be on your parents for fücking and producing inebriated bastards like you who is a cuss and disgrace to his generation!

Kirigidi:
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A combined force of you two stupid dullards could not even withstand me in war of words . Shame on you!

The beheaded kirigidi ( see how ugly the name sounds) is still twisting like a headless chicken

you will end up like every spermatozoa that ran into your mother's acidic püssy: sudden death!

she had to rely on charity insemination from the coprse of a convicted career armed-bandit to conceive you.

Oya, go ask mommy your father's real identity. Lost son!

Kirigidi:
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No time to spend with a stupid homeless fool like you .

Your ancestors were vagabonds without fixed address until the itsekiri took them as peasants and slaves. You're a bondsman in Warri and the slavery continues with you and your unborn generations.

You and your unborn children will always depend on stipends collection from stalks to survive.

And goats will always have a place of belonging more than any urhobo man in Warri.

Kirigidi:
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Frustrated loser son of a bitch .

Even if my destiny falls into your mother's , disease-ridden, STD-overtaken, dick-beaten _pussy, I ain't putting my hands there to retrieve it: She has got enough chlymadia to share across all NL females and still last her a dozen life time.



You were born into paternal fraud by a bîtxh who couldn't keep her legs closed for 24hrs and your unmotivated lackey of a father is always too drunk to know you're a product of adultery.