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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by funlord(m): 10:15pm On Jul 19, 2017
Mentions:
when an illiterate is confused his starts to spit gibberish


You are an ineffably ill-bred dunce and a nefarious chromosome deficient mass of neuroses and complexes, loathsome internet-addicted lamentable generational mistake, Mental fart like you claiming reputation on a useless faceless forum, you s mediocrity template for fools, ill mannered modern day fool, all you do is bitch and whine like a N400 LovePeddler who just got offered a top offer of N500, Shut up or I will burst through your door, beat you about the head, shoulders and asymmetrical fuckface with your Anal Destroyer Love Machine Deluxe, drag you down the stale urine, dog shit, bodily fluids, and KY-Jelly covered hall by your single front bucktooth, bounce you down the stairs like a bloated blubber beach ball, past the hat stand that you're trying desperately to cling onto, through the front door of your hermit hovel, down the street filled with bemused onlookers and turned-over garbage cans, and straight into a boxing ring for further acts of unparalleled savagery

If I want your opinion, I'll twist your ear and feed you a gobstopper, dimwit.

http://trrobin.angelfire.com/

What is this fool saying? Does this crap even makes sense to you? Did you not get the message? You are inconsequential!

Go and return these stale disjointed rhymes from where you stole them! Or better yet just shove them in that deserted expressway called your mother's _vagina! She won't notice! Believe me...that's why back in the days me and my goons nick named her "freight train"...She's very accommodating in that way!

grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 10:15pm On Jul 19, 2017
Nice comeback from mentions... cool

Mentions:
when an illiterate is confused his starts to spit gibberish


You are an ineffably ill-bred dunce and a nefarious chromosome deficient mass of neuroses and complexes, loathsome internet-addicted lamentable generational mistake, Mental fart like you claiming reputation on a useless faceless forum, you are obviously following your fathers mediocrity template for fools, ill mannered modern day fool, all you do is bitch and whine like a N400 LovePeddler who just got offered a top offer of N500, Shut up or I will burst through your door, beat you about the head, shoulders and asymmetrical fuckface with your Anal Destroyer Love Machine Deluxe, drag you down the stale urine, dog shit, bodily fluids, and KY-Jelly covered hall by your single front bucktooth, bounce you down the stairs like a bloated blubber beach ball, past the hat stand that you're trying desperately to cling onto, through the front door of your hermit hovel, down the street filled with bemused onlookers and turned-over garbage cans, and straight into a boxing ring for further acts of unparalleled savagery

If I want your opinion, I'll twist your ear and feed you a gobstopper, dimwit.
Funlord, you have 1 missed call already... Please pick up grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 10:16pm On Jul 19, 2017
.. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Tval(m): 10:16pm On Jul 19, 2017
oh, na "Mentions" be that guy wey enter turn fight to royal rumble the other day.

cc: diggz
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lordfalcao(m): 10:18pm On Jul 19, 2017
Mentions:
fool that eats without meat
so person no fit eat without meat? Na every food you eat for this life you go add meat.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 10:18pm On Jul 19, 2017
Mentions:
when an illiterate is confused his starts to spit gibberish


You are an ineffably ill-bred dunce and a nefarious chromosome deficient mass of neuroses and complexes, loathsome internet-addicted lamentable generational mistake, Mental fart like you claiming reputation on a useless faceless forum, you are obviously following your fathers mediocrity template for fools, ill mannered modern day fool, all you do is bitch and whine like a N400 LovePeddler who just got offered a top offer of N500, Shut up or I will burst through your door, beat you about the head, shoulders and asymmetrical fuckface with your Anal Destroyer Love Machine Deluxe, drag you down the stale urine, dog shit, bodily fluids, and KY-Jelly covered hall by your single front bucktooth, bounce you down the stairs like a bloated blubber beach ball, past the hat stand that you're trying desperately to cling onto, through the front door of your hermit hovel, down the street filled with bemused onlookers and turned-over garbage cans, and straight into a boxing ring for further acts of unparalleled savagery

If I want your opinion, I'll twist your ear and feed you a gobstopper, dimwit.
Hmmmn! Just when we thought Funlord don win this one b4 e start, Nice counteratack!! cool

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by funlord(m): 10:19pm On Jul 19, 2017
bigkesh:


Better don't kill yourself

Wetin we carry,wetin you throw



Kill myself ontop that thing? For what? A coward that has to hide under numerous monikers in order to protect his shame! He is the same fool as one cocaine whatever wey I don disgrace tire....see the homo stealing bars from rap section to participate! Men una standards don dey drop here sha....una suppose chase the buffoon comot for here! He is a disgrace to this thread! Lol
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by spartacus11(m): 10:19pm On Jul 19, 2017
Ibime:
Why would Chelsea publicly announced that they have agreed deal with Madrid before sealing the deal with the player?

Maybe they are half-hoping that Torino will come begging with £50m for Belotti before Morata signs the dotted line.

Marina, I see you.

bro he be like u nor get fight wen dey ground oh, Munited did same thing with Lukokoka na remember,

i love dis
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lordfalcao(m): 10:20pm On Jul 19, 2017
Hahaha hahah man ghaz know the type of pics he dem put these days, because as you dy upload some guys carry 60leves dy record am...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 10:22pm On Jul 19, 2017
diggz:


Na so....no be Ukaku na lukaku abi? Una never see anything yet!
We go return the L when Ukaku shíts all over Morata's head come May 2018 cool
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by spartacus11(m): 10:23pm On Jul 19, 2017
funlord:



Than skysports? Mo gbe?

Or maybe we should wait for what comes out on chelseas website on Thursday! Your beat around the bush clans men have already started to hit like based on nepotism so we can be rest assured this poll will be more rigged than an mtn pole mast! I stand with sky.....and chelseas website!

a player with Champions league experiences, still cheaper than ur lukokoka which cost 90 million
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by EvilMetahuman: 10:23pm On Jul 19, 2017
Mehn
Thread on fire
How do I even keep up?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by spartacus11(m): 10:24pm On Jul 19, 2017
weedtaker:
Lol, yeye people see dem de celebrate bench warmer, foolish club grin

flop pogba say hi
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by spartacus11(m): 10:26pm On Jul 19, 2017
weedtaker:
Lol shut up, enjoy your torres 2.0 I'm okay with drogba 2.0 grin
please give me the total goals of lukokoka and morata on champion's league?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 10:26pm On Jul 19, 2017
spartacus11:


a player with Champions league experiences, still cheaper than ur lukokoka which cost 90 million
Morata:
2016/17: 15
2015/16: 7
2014/15: 8
2013/14: 8


Yh. "Champions League Experiences"

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 10:27pm On Jul 19, 2017
spartacus11:

please give me the total goals of lukokoka and morata on champion's league?
Give us Hazard's own fest and we'll supply u Lukaku's own!!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lordfalcao(m): 10:28pm On Jul 19, 2017
lordfalcao:
Conte: "It's very difficult to enter the market with these prices. I don't like to pay a lot of money. It's right if a player deserved it."
this man sabi do business.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 10:29pm On Jul 19, 2017
lordfalcao:
Hahaha hahah man ghaz know the type of pics he dem put these days, because as you dy upload some guys carry 60leves dy record am...
Lol. Nobody really owns anything as long as its already on the internet.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by funlord(m): 10:29pm On Jul 19, 2017
Mentions have you gone to steal more incoherent crap? Or you have taken my advice and shoved that treasure trove of nonsense into your mother's snatch for safe keeping?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lordfalcao(m): 10:29pm On Jul 19, 2017
lordfalcao:
Conte on transfers: "It's very difficult to buy because, if you ask a player of medium level, they might ask for £55m." #CFC
naso
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lordfalcao(m): 10:30pm On Jul 19, 2017
lordfalcao:
Conte: "But for a medium player, it's right to pay the right price, not £20m or £30m. We must be patient and wait." #CFC
I believe u
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by lordfalcao(m): 10:31pm On Jul 19, 2017
CF: Morata, Batshuayi
Wings: Hazard, Pedro, Willian, Musonda
CM: Kante, Bakayoko, Fabregas, Pasalic/Baker, matic
Wingbacks: Alonso, Moses, ?? ??
CB: Azpilicueta, Luiz, Cahill, Rudiger, Christensen
GK: Courtois, Caballero

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 10:32pm On Jul 19, 2017
spartacus11:

please give me the total goals of lukokoka and morata on champion's league?

I like as una dey talk this thing


gimme the total number of goals Hazard score for Champions League and you also agree Morata is better?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 10:36pm On Jul 19, 2017
lordfalcao:
CF: Morata, Batshuayi
Wings: Hazard, Pedro, Willian, Musonda
CM: Kante, Bakayoko, Fabregas, Pasalic/Baker, matic
Wingbacks: Alonso, Moses, ?? ??
CB: Azpilicueta, Luiz, Cahill, Rudiger, Christensen
GK: Courtois, Caballero
We need one more WB. We also need to keep Matic. Costa.... Well....
I dunno shaa.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 10:37pm On Jul 19, 2017
dopeJemi:


I like as una dey talk this thing


gimme the total number of goals Hazard score for Champions League and you also agree Morata is better?
Is Hazard a CF?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Mentions: 10:38pm On Jul 19, 2017
funlord:



What is this fool saying? Does this crap even makes sense to you? Did you not get the message? You are inconsequential!

Go and return these stale disjointed rhymes from where you stole them! Or better yet just shove them in that deserted expressway called your mother's _vagina! She won't notice! Believe me...that's why back in the days me and my goons nick named her "freight train"...She's very accommodating in that way!

grin
Says the rejected dunce

Congratulations. Your famed foolishness has reached a new crescendo of unworthiness, conspicuously backward fool, you are so horrny you keep referencing sexual acts I propose you confer yourself to a Psychiatric healing facility before what is left of your weak personality vanishes, and you be left strapped upright in a seat; encouraged soft peas (and other non-solids) with an elastic spoon in an obscured live with just your tormented and inconsistent dreams for comfort, and periodic self-pleasuring,

toad claiming gangster with women, You're the kind of guy who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Mentions: 10:41pm On Jul 19, 2017
funlord:


Mentions have you gone to steal more incoherent crap? Or you have taken my advice and shoved that treasure trove of nonsense into your mother's snatch for safe keeping?
having network issues, an intended bastard isn't worth a sweat
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dopeJemi: 10:42pm On Jul 19, 2017
Unlimited22:
Is Hazard a CF?
OK OK, how many chances has he created? or assists?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by EvilMetahuman: 10:42pm On Jul 19, 2017
airmark:


Morata couldnt outscore belotti in 2015/2016 scoring just 7 goals in so many matches, playing for juve. The same belotti scored 12 for torino. Now belotti improved and scored 26 for torino, yet you still prefer a morata. You are always recommending average players for chelsea, you must be a manure agent. I watched your lacasera today, instead of kicking the ball, he was busy kicking bayern players' legs up and down. Playing like he was wearing agbada on timberland boots on the pitch. No wonder you eliminated him from your list below.
I already know the names of those to shout when morata starts missing sitters



chaiiiiii cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by funlord(m): 10:42pm On Jul 19, 2017
Mentions:
when an illiterate is confused his starts to spit gibberish


You are an ineffably ill-bred dunce and a nefarious chromosome deficient mass of neuroses and complexes, loathsome internet-addicted lamentable generational mistake, Mental fart like you claiming reputation on a useless faceless forum, you are obviously following your fathers mediocrity template for fools, ill mannered modern day fool, all you do is bitch and whine like a N400 LovePeddler who just got offered a top offer of N500, Shut up or I will burst through your door, beat you about the head, shoulders and asymmetrical fuckface with your Anal Destroyer Love Machine Deluxe, drag you down the stale urine, dog shit, bodily fluids, and KY-Jelly covered hall by your single front bucktooth, bounce you down the stairs like a bloated blubber beach ball, past the hat stand that you're trying desperately to cling onto, through the front door of your hermit hovel, down the street filled with bemused onlookers and turned-over garbage cans, and straight into a boxing ring for further acts of unparalleled savagery

If I want your opinion, I'll twist your ear and feed you a gobstopper, dimwit
.



grin grin


Chelsea fans...typical


http://trrobin.angelfire.com/


Cc: DiggZ bigkesh, lana1, emaprince griffon, nihilist, airmark! And all the other viewers

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chidexxy007(m): 10:44pm On Jul 19, 2017
bigkesh:


"How many goals does he have against quality teams"


That's all I saw

United,City,Liverpool,Spurs and Arsenal are UCL teams,does it have to be in the Champions league?
Oshheyyy lilkesh.. so cos u want to win case with Ikedia United is no longer a Midtable shitty nt better than Everton Team again abi?
You see your life?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 10:46pm On Jul 19, 2017
Morata saying goodbye to each player. Now moses and alonso need to be delivering quality low crosses for easy tap ins cool

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