youngbravian:


lol..I never c loser wae pass yhu

Guy why you come dey add petrol on top fire wey don quench


Dat thing still dey make me cry oooo if I remember em, na devil send dat gal.....

ExpensiveG:


Oga, no make me use dat vex slap you

oviejnr:

My guy, nothing do you.....

see as you wan wash me

Yeligray:
That funny moment when buhari said 'i am for everybody, but i belong to nobody'... ;DThat funny moment when buhari said 'i am for everybody, but i belong to nobody'...

ExpensiveG:
As I dey travel from LAGOS to ENUGU, omoh !!! I buy LACASERA and GALA
I come meet wan fine gal inside our bus, as I dey talk to dey gal, make I use style collect her number. Me and dey gal dey gist about states wey we don visit.


Big boy like me, I come dey tell her say, have you been to OBUDU, TROPICANA, Le MERIDIAN.....etc, she was like OMG

Make I throw my LACASERA bottle through Window, I come mistakenly through my PHONE for inside bush. Dey gal come tell me say, *won't you tell dey driver to stop*. Don't worry about it, I'll get a new one. No be bcuz of my phone, I go make passengers vex with driver, wer I wan even start to look for dey phone even though I tell driver make him stop.


Dey thing wey come pain me be say, I no even collect dey gal number...

mashnino:

LIE-NUS MBA!!!

Na my name be dat.......

bros na true story, oya come make we go look for dey phone....

MrDickman:
Mine was when I was In secondary school. Boarding house.

Me and my partner victor will sneak to the back of girls hostel and to their dump yard looking for used sanitary pads

Then we be like na Bolu go get this one , #No bolu never fit start to dey menstruate na Laide Go get am # Laide sef still be small girl na precious e go be..

Until one day we were caught . The rest was history. Never seen old victor since then. So many years down the line now. I miss that dude die



2. Still in secondary school I asked a girl in class if she was a virgin. The idiot headed straight like a raging bull into the staff room to report. I was severely dealt to the extent my niggas had to use balm to massage my ass for me in the hostel later that night. No exagerration, I received more than 500 strokes of cane from diffrent teachers that day.


3. Thirdly I was about 23 yrs of age that year. I defaecated on my body. I was suffering from dirrheoa. NYSC camp Adamawa. There was no money so I had to depend on camp food to survive. I later regretted it. It happened during parade. As I ran straight towards the dorm the soldiers were confused as to what was chasing me and ran after me. When they saw my condition they pitied me and even help me get water

ExpensiveG:


My guy, nothing do you.....


see as you wan wash me

QueenOfNepal:
The Lies on this thread will basically come from Romancelanders

Khodorkovsky:
The most funny memory I ever had was the day I started watching crazy clown comedy , I laughed so hard that night , tears was coming out from my eyes ,from around 9pm to 1am , I was just laughing , that manner you don't want people to here your voice which forces tears and sweat together . I can't forget that day ever.

ExpensiveG:


Na my name be dat.......


bros na true story, oya come make we go look for dey phone....

mashnino:

i dey come
make i go wear slippers

R3m0t3C0ntr01:
Which one I go talk oooooo
okay!
I was in 100 level in my Hostel in the campus when, on a Saturday, arsenal was playing against Chelsea.
While the match was on, na so NEPA take light.
It was in year 2009.
So as Nepa take light, most people comot from the common room, go back to their rooms to wait for light.
About 10 minutes later, na so Nepa bring light back.
Oboi! come see race from everywhere for that hostel as boys and men begin run back to that common room.
Me Don already start to cook for my room, so I no fit join them run.
But one of my roommates was around that day, he was sleeping with his boxers on. The guy doesn't watch football at all.
From inside sleep, as the sound of running footsteps hit the guy like this, he just stand from bed like say Na Jazz, as he stand, na so he run comot from room o, begin run with those boys like mad man.
From where I hold spoon, dey turn food, I wan laff tire cos the guy no dey watch ball, he no know why people dey run, yet he just dey tear race.
Lol! anyway, after he reach the common room, come see say it was football that actually made those boys run, not fire or any other emergency, na so my roommate begin come back to room.
if u see as the guy face don tight ehn! the guy dooon veeeeex. He just dey curse those boys under his breath.
me just dey wait for am, I wan fall for laughter that day.
When the other roommates come and I tell them the story, dem laff tire too.
Oga Dessy, wherever you are today, maybe even reading this, I greet you brother!

thickminaj:
I remember the day I got my first phone... After buying it... I boarded a bus... After some minutes I felt lyk touching my new phone.. Lo nd behold it wasn't there... It was like a dream.. Tears hv filled my eyes... I came down from the bus... Trekked to where I got the phone... With no chance of getting my phone I went home sad... I refused to talk to anybody after playing sad songs.. Nd crying my eyes out .. I started undressing... I felt Sumtin at my bck pocket... It was d yeye phone... .. Anytime I remember ...