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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by offishialpablo: 12:01am On Jul 21, 2017 |
when person go dey tok about madam koikoi for night....saii err body go rush go one corner 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Tolu95(m): 12:03am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Back in jss3 i wrote a girl a love letter put it on her bag expecting her to find it.but unfortunately for me.it is our english teacher that find it.. Fortunately for me.i didn't even write my name on it but i wrote the name of the person am addressing the letter too.. When the teacher start the matter for class..i don dey pray make ground shallow me but Na God save me |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by TDonald: 12:03am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Flashh: You be clown aswear ![]() 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by gonkin(m): 12:05am On Jul 21, 2017 |
This happened and still occasionally happens to me and most people. I came home from work late, tired and hungry i was looking for torch light that night. Searching and raising up pillows and through littered cloths. Only to realize few minutes later that the torch light i was looking for was the same torch light i held right in my hand. In other words i was searching for something i have been holding in my hand. 50 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by LeoFish92(m): 12:10am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Went on holidays to my uncle's house, on the 2nd week, he killed a snake that slithered out from no where to the sitting room, happened at night! And there was no light Fear wouldn't allow us rest that night, fear that there could be more wherever it came from in that house Eventually I dozed off in my room, woke up middle of the night to pee, with sleepy eyes I looked at the wardrobe, saw something hanging like a snake, I didn't think twice, grabbed it without fear and flung it out of the window, Woke up in the morning and realised it was my leather belt I threw away, Fear is a terrible thing 58 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Kyase(m): 12:13am On Jul 21, 2017 |
QueenOfNepal:my madam go sleep no stress yoursef. 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by smsventures: 12:15am On Jul 21, 2017 |
OK lemme share mine!! One day in church I was sleeping jejely and soundly (at the back) All of a sudden I heard a loud noise and woke up to see people running I sat up and zoomed off like usain bolt passing even those that ran away before me only for us to come back after few minutes and they told us a snake chased a lizard into the church.. Whenever I remember this I always lmao ![]() ![]() ![]() #Gladiator 9 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Ginaz(f): 12:17am On Jul 21, 2017 |
I can remember vividly, got to be in S.S1. When my grandpa asked us to throw away the trash, I and my cousin forgot. When we wanted to sleep, he came outside locked the door and said we won't enter until we throw the trash from his compound. We shared the dirts ![]() As we were returning home, I saw white sand before me. My cousin said it was water, I said no, it was sand. I stepped in and wow, right into a soak- away!!! With my newly bought shoes!! ![]() I was saved by sheer shock and a strong will to survive as I quickly jumped out with the help of my cousin. My body was dipping with people's excrements, smelling like poo and shiit. Got home, took a bath, slept off with all the anger the world. ******* The one an okada rider did nko? Fell me into a muddy water in the middle of the market. My school uniform wet all over. Funny thing he ran away. ![]() 10 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Nobody: 12:20am On Jul 21, 2017 |
R3m0t3C0ntr01:I just gats quote u.. ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by ShakurM(m): 12:21am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Ginaz:What a shallow soakaway ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by ShakurM(m): 12:41am On Jul 21, 2017 |
I gaz say this ![]() It happened like last three years. There's this crippled beggar, crippled on one leg by the way. I do meet him along one of my programme centres . Due to his attitude, he smiles and doesn't have that pitiful look like most beggars do. So I started doing my share for humanity by dropping money every morning, I mean every morning, like jazz. If I had walked passed him, I would walk back and drop even if it's at least #50. He would throw his arms up like 'Sai baba, I greet you ' kind of salutation and nod his head. Fastfoward after like three weeks of not going for the programme. Finally, On a Monday morning , I am ready to go. I saw this guy and he has started adding weight like crazy , this guy saw me and after I dropped money again, he smiled like ' I knew you would drop it' kind of way and he began calling me customer. My head reset, eh ehnn so I am your customer. I reasoned myself that day, enough is enough. I purposely didn't give him money for a week straight and I just only smiled at him every day of the week, the bastard didn't smile back. I studied him for a week and I noticed he sits at that spot from 5am and leaves at 10am sharp, he even changes money for bus drivers, he has reached that level of money begging laundering. This guy is a businessman and I was his client 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by BENEAMATA: 12:48am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Hello to everyone on NAIRALAND!!!ESPECIALLY to all the beauties on here that are the african ladies,to you i say........IT'S MY FIRST TIME(POST),SO PLS BE GENTLE!!LOL! As far as mine own experience goes growing up it has to be those days we'll show up late at the rent a bike shop(why do kids get back late always?)and get one half of our footwear seized every frigging time.and why didn't we ever think of keeping our footwears somewhere some sixty or hundred meters from the bicycle shop still beats me till today.KIDS! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by holatimmy(f): 12:49am On Jul 21, 2017 |
I remember when I was in JSS2.. There was this short boy looking like small stout bottle,he was harassing my seatmate,so she came to report him to me.Fortunately for him,he met us when we were coming back from the toilet and unfortunately for me I had already tongue lashed him in class. He just called me "Esss...come here,so you think you have mouth abi"..next thing I felt was a thunderous slap on my cheek and a blow to top it up.My Seatmate ran off immediately. Looking back at that day...I laugh at how my seatmate thought I could actually defend her. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by HausaOverlord: 12:54am On Jul 21, 2017 |
adonbilivit:so e don tey wey u be stalker 4 Likes
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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by sheyinoni(m): 12:55am On Jul 21, 2017 |
MrDickman:You are an absolute mess bro. Jus imagine number 1 dat is so so ewww |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by teelaw4life(m): 12:56am On Jul 21, 2017 |
This happened back in 2010, Asipa, moro in Osun state. It was during my pre degree program. First time living alone without supervision from any authority. So, i and 2 other hostel mates of mine decided to go visit some girls in their hostel. We got to their hostel around 8 pm and we were all having a wonderful time. Before we knew what was happening, it was 10:45 pm. Now, anybody who knows rural Osun very well will tell you that any time from 10pm is as good as 12 am. So, we step out of the girl's room with a big cooler of food and just as the last of us laid his feet on the last flight of stairs, about 3 vigilantes just showed up with their Dane guns and ridiculously bright torchlight. The girls who wanted to see us off before were ordered back upstairs while we were led to the main road and asked to kneel. Accusations started flying that we were rapists and robbers. That was where i started begging, crying and making silly promises not to ever talk to or visit any girl in my life. My other niggas were so cool and calm even when the vigilantes threatened to shoot. All i could do was imagine what the headline would be like, "Three pre-degree students shot dead by vigilante ". Long story short, they whipped our asses so hard until 12 am before asking us to take them to our hostel. We did and fortunately, our fellow hostel mates identified us. The miracle of this story however, was that all through the ordeal, the cooler of rice remained in perfect condition. We ended up eating it and everyone laughed at me for being a pussy not knowing i have a phobia for guns. 12 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by HausaOverlord: 12:58am On Jul 21, 2017 |
ExpensiveG:LIEnel Richie. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by victor8269: 1:02am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Quotes such as
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Afonjas
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e.t.c dey make me laugh for dream sef 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Pizzle1234(m): 1:13am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Narldon:Sometimes picture speak ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by majorbravo: 1:25am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Mine was when I was still a freshman, there was this guy who was getting roasted in a "yabbing" contest. Dude literarily cried and left, told us he will be back. He came back the next day with one skinny dude in baggy clothes and told us, with gleeful eyes, that this dude would skin us alive with his yabs. Now Keycan(not his real name) was our serial 'yabbist' and has been itching for a worthy competitor for sometime. Immediately he saw the skinny dude, he didnt even wait for an introduction and launched his attack with the most hilarious yab I ever heard: "Who be this guy? See as you be like skeleton wey person just throw skin on top like bedspread". That was it, show was over! Update: I have had a laugh remembering good ol days, found this thread as well: https://www.nairaland.com/1556745/yab-yab-yab-childhood-yabbing. It cracks me up everytime 4 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by RSVP: 1:33am On Jul 21, 2017 |
I was in primary 2 when these happened. E b like say rain fall overnight and my sisters forgot my school uniform outside and it was totally wet so I had to went to school on mofty.. Omo me sef no understand why I was in mofty cuz I dey small and I just dey happy say I put on my aso odun with one fine canvass join.. Na so I dey bounce go school. And we dey always believe say anybody wey come school on mofty dey do birthday ni as cabin biscuits dey 100% sure to share. Na so my class teacher think say dat day na my bday ooo.. Me sef jzt dey comport as dem sing B-Day song for me I no fit deny. I just dey der dey form big boi..break time reach to share cabin biscuit nothing to show... I chop cane dat day nobi small..i still dey remember till today. Thanks to Aunty Christiana for E. M. Kinderland nursery & primary school somewhere in Ibadan. 10 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by VanUrch(m): 1:38am On Jul 21, 2017 |
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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by juddywizard: 1:41am On Jul 21, 2017 |
[color=#000099][/color] teelaw4life:: lol...would have just being reading all post gegely bt this got me sharing my roommate experience in osogbo 2014. It was his girlfriend departmental dinner night so we were like let go catch fun with some other friends of ours. We dey enjoy the party as he dey go then all of a sudden we spotted my roommate babe With one rich yahoo guy smiling. And it was our habbit to mock ourself in such situation,so we mocked my guy dat rich man has collected his babe and in seconds our friend vanished into thin air,we taught he just left the hall to cool off outside nt knowing that our guy don vex go home and it the habit of osun vigilantes to always beat and make anybody caught late at night to hawk bucket full of stone all night. The party finished 4am and we all left for home only to find our friend with the vigilantes hawking and sweating..I no fit laugh oooo cos he was rilly sweating.we begged for his release nd they left him only for the idiot to call d same girl that made him suffer to help him massage his back because they don beat am gan. 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by chuksoyo21(m): 1:45am On Jul 21, 2017 |
ExpensiveG:Bros, U can lie for Africa, oh... 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Blackfire(m): 1:53am On Jul 21, 2017 |
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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by kagari: 1:59am On Jul 21, 2017 |
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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Noblewhiz(m): 2:17am On Jul 21, 2017 |
EntMirror: This got me.. ![]() |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by samwise99(m): 2:33am On Jul 21, 2017 |
RSVP: Funny 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by samwise99(m): 2:34am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Happened to a friend..some years back......HE went to night vigil. When they started praying, everybody came to the altar infront of the Church ..the prayer got so serious that he knelt down also at the front of the church..that Time everybody was there praying ...he knelt down with his head touching the floor . he slept off..The next Time he saw himself, everybody have retired to there seats and he was left behind infront of the altar sleeping (knelling down with his head touching the floor).... 33 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by virus150(m): 2:38am On Jul 21, 2017 |
BENEAMATA: BENEAMATA: BENEAMATA:What are you saying? 3 Likes 1 Share
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