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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Angy55(f): 7:06am On Jul 21, 2017 |
thickminaj:your case is different. lolzz. |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Henrybright(m): 7:07am On Jul 21, 2017 |
This happened when I was in secondary school, I & my younger brother was sleeping in our house when I suddenly wokeup and the room was a bit dark, my dad went to work so when I woke up I saw something on the bed like moving(imagined it moving).immediately I started shouting snake and ran out with my brother, more than 20 persons came to kill the snake only to realise it was a black nylon bag . I laugh each time I remember this event. The second one was in secondary school with 2 friends. We bought groundnuts as we were on our way to school, one of my friend was telling the second guy he has been eating without a single seed of groundnuts dropping to d floor and he said the boy was a stingy person. So on hearing this I stylishly poured some seed of groundnut on the floor without them knowing so he won't say I'm stingy .. Small pikin.. All this makes me laugh when I remember it 6 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by samwise180(m): 7:08am On Jul 21, 2017 |
i laughed whenever i remember those time that my teachers beat me for coming late to school . |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Kingjames11(m): 7:09am On Jul 21, 2017 |
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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by dpete1: 7:11am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Khodorkovsky: |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Emmyemmy1(m): 7:11am On Jul 21, 2017 |
when I was 10, I sleep any were the thing meet me, so on this faithful day, I slept off on our cushion chair and at around 1: 00 am my aunt came to wake me up to go and urinate in the toilet, so I can get to the bed, immediately I stood up I remembered toilet as it echoed in me...and I faced the cushion that was the perfect toilet , there I went pissssss..... pisssssss...pissss.......the slap I got that day is still ringing in my right ear after 22years.. 10 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by youngbravian(m): 7:11am On Jul 21, 2017 |
ExpensiveG: na devil tok say mk u throw ur fon also? |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by waynejesus: 7:14am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Narldon: Memory |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by delana(m): 7:15am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Growing up back then , my father bought these pack of lemonades , tasted nice and I didn't realise when I drank all the two packs about 24 , I decided to fill it up with water as a cover up , I can remember the look on my father's face as he tasted it , the beating I received that day no be for here. 3 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by simols(m): 7:16am On Jul 21, 2017 |
When traffic robber want to rub me with gun in oshodi and when i gave them 200naira they left, when i was with my phone and so many things, anytime i remember i laugh. |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by ExpensiveG: 7:18am On Jul 21, 2017 |
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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by ExpensiveG: 7:18am On Jul 21, 2017 |
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Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by krushdripper(m): 7:28am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Mine was when i was in primary school, we had just finished exams so we don't put books in our bags when coming to school, we carry virtually empty bags and play all day, so i played so seriously that day till after closing time, when i finally decided to go home, i couldn't find my school bag, i went round all the classes in school crying but i didn't see the bag, it was getting late so i decided to go home and bear the consequences. When i got home, i was like `mummy i didn't see my skubag again' and she was like `what is at your back?..' Lo and behold, i was carrying my empty bag all along. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by emmateejay(m): 7:30am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Mine doesn't just make me laugh but make me learn. It was back then when I was in skul, there was this girl I loved so much that I was ready to sacrifice my life for her, she had a financial challenge then and couldn't pay her skul fees... I opted to use my own fee to pay for hers just to impress her and prove I was man enough, I even went ahead as using my money for upkeep to pay her rent as if I was under a spell in which I later borrowed to pay my own fee cus mum and dad musn't hear about it. further to that every time I try to touch the bitch she pretended as if she was a Virgin, always telling me it is mine for ever and as stupid as I was i believed every damn word she said not knowing there was this dude screwing the hell out of the hoe. Fast forward to graduation, the bitch brought her expired goods to me and starting shedding those crocodile tears that once make me weak in her arms, only God knows that if I was with a gun that day I would av committed murder, I seized her phone and gave her back her sim and warned her never to cross my part again.. it was sad cus I was still in love with her. To cut the epistle short, I went to such, pay my tithe and pray to God for wisdom so that I don't make such a blunder again .... when I remember then all i do is to sit and laugh 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Onnasucs1(m): 7:34am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Khodorkovsky: Youth programme Hostel Where girls were sitting down 5000? Youth success camp(YES) or Success Academy for youth(SAY)? |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by krushdripper(m): 7:37am On Jul 21, 2017 |
[quote author=emmateejay post=58674432]Mine doesn't just make me laugh but make me learn. It was back then when I was in skul, there was this girl I loved so much that I was ready to sacrifice my life for her, she had a financial challenge then and couldn't pay her skul fees... I opted to use my own fee to pay for hers just to impress her and prove I was man enough, I even went ahead as using my money for upkeep to pay her rent as if I was under a spell in which I later borrowed to pay my own fee cus mum and dad musn't hear about it. further to that every time I try to touch the bitch she pretended as if she was a Virgin, always telling me it is mine for ever and as stupid as I was i believed every damn word she said not knowing there was this dude screwing the hell out of the hoe. Fast forward to graduation, the bitch brought her expired goods to me and starting shedding those crocodile tears that once make me weak in her arms, only God knows that if I was with a gun [quote] LiEnel messi 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by SolexxBarry(m): 7:41am On Jul 21, 2017 |
It was when I was in jss 3 I had this huge crush on a girl then who was in jss 2,although I knew she loved me too it took me 2 months to be bold enough to tell her,I still remember wen I was talking to her in a class during break period,she was smiling as I spoke to her,then all of a sudden she became harsh and I was wondering why,i never knew my principal had walked in behind me and was listening to my every conversation,omo the kind cane I chop that day I can never forget in a jiffy kai, anytime I remember this I'm so cracked up now 2 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by sheylarhh(m): 7:47am On Jul 21, 2017 |
holatimmy:Smiles*...I like you...can we b friends? 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Jadmchris(m): 7:55am On Jul 21, 2017 |
samwise99:Lol.. I can't even stand d shame 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Livefreeordieha(m): 7:59am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Khodorkovsky:u don dey find free fuccckk again.. Later nairaland.com.. See pre wedding photos she was my student now we are bleeping get married |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by adez33(m): 8:04am On Jul 21, 2017 |
hakeem4: hakeem4: 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by adegeye38(m): 8:06am On Jul 21, 2017 |
xreal:what is the rest? |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Khodorkovsky(m): 8:11am On Jul 21, 2017 |
smsventures: Guy , which church , could be the same stuff , our story look similar. |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by lovat(m): 8:25am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Let me share mine. I remember around 2010 i traveled to see my friend and i was like, this place is so cool without gals. I will attend the Christ Embassy on Sunday to get pretty gals to keep us company while my annual leave last. Early sunday morning, i donned my Tuxedo to look cool and Fresh so that i can get the best girls in church. I was oppourtuned to sit in the front seat facing Pastor. My eyes now descended on thus beautiful usher which I've penciled for after service talk. I was feeling funky all through the service because i know how to play that cool dope gentleman. My Ordeal started when that usher was smiling, she had to change from her position and the next one that came was smiling. I was just thinking in my head "Dis ones don fall for my charm" I was planning what i will tell them differently when a male usher walked up to me and told me can i excuse him let's talk outside. I just felt maybe he has read my mind and i fallowed him outside. The Usher didn't know how he will tell me but he just said "Bros, your trouser don tear under" I immediately put my hand under and i could touch my boxers without any covering. Chai, Eze don kill me. My friend wore my trouser a day before and because he is way fatter than me the thing tore under and he couldn't tell me when i got home because i was sleeping then and he couldn't tell me in the morning because he was asleep when i left for church. I just shyly told the usher Thanks and i ran from church without even taking my Bible along. Got home told my friend that he has ended my leave that I'm leaving back for Lagos. The shame of mmeeting any of those girls couldn't allow me to wait any minute because the next minute i was in Onitsha park boarding a bus coming back to Lagos. Wiseandtrue where u dey 7 Likes |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Khodorkovsky(m): 8:26am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Onnasucs1: Success academy for youths. |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by AyoSammyTunDe(m): 8:27am On Jul 21, 2017 |
majorbravo:keycan no be from this world o. wetin the guy con yan |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by smsventures: 8:34am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Khodorkovsky:a catholic church that was still under construction in owerri |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by glossy6(f): 8:50am On Jul 21, 2017 |
I don laugh tire. Tears streaming down my eyes like a river 1 Like |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Khodorkovsky(m): 8:56am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Onnasucs1:SAY |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Onnasucs1(m): 8:59am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Khodorkovsky:cool |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Cannonleo(m): 9:16am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Emmyemmy1: |
Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by bolinjkezzy(m): 9:26am On Jul 21, 2017 |
Emmyemmy1:I also had something similar to yours....but mine was in the kitchen sink......I laugh out every time I remembered it 1 Like |
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