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Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Cherlene(f): 12:03pm On Jul 22, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
cherlene nice body shape.

You have so MANY MONIKERS. shocked

Cherlene

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Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Cherlene(f): 12:04pm On Jul 22, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
we quoted each other at the same second, i dnt think its a coicidence though. i am very fine and you?


Ahhh, aww.. cheesy

Thank God, good too dear.

Cherlene
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jul 22, 2017
Cherlene:

You have so MANY MONIKERS. shocked
Cherlene
This is my main moniker, i miss you.
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Cherlene(f): 12:07pm On Jul 22, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
This is my main moniker, i miss you.


Alright, been sometime since.
How is your weekend going?

Cherlene
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Nobody: 12:10pm On Jul 22, 2017
Cherlene:



Alright, been sometime since.
How is your weekend going?

Cherlene
my weekend is going fine but cold, its been rainy since morning, so i am indoors playing with my phone. and yours?
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Cherlene(f): 12:12pm On Jul 22, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
my weekend is going fine but cold, its been rainy since morning, so i am indoors playing with my phone. and yours?

Oh, sorry. Playing on your phone, I wonder!! Hihi..

I am home, will meet some FRIENDS later today.

Cherlene
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Shroud: 12:15pm On Jul 22, 2017
Cherlene:

Dlordsa.murai, I see you observing.

Good afternoon, how are you?

Cherlene
Cherlene with booty like a bomblast! Bring back your dick-raising DPs of old, the current ones don't do justice to my blood

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Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Cherlene(f): 12:16pm On Jul 22, 2017
Shroud:
Cherlene with booty like a bomblast! Bring back your dick-raising DPs of old, the current ones doesn't do justice my blood

lipsrsealed
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by makydee(f): 12:17pm On Jul 22, 2017
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jul 22, 2017
Cherlene:


Oh, sorry. Playing on your phone, I wonder!! Hihi..

I am home, will meet some FRIENDS later today.

Cherlene
cool, how are my daughters? chanel, chadel and chantel?
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Shroud: 12:22pm On Jul 22, 2017
Cherlene:


lipsrsealed
is that a yes? Your black inner singlet distorts the curves of your hips. But your thighs promise more comfort than a 5 star hotel.

Want I want to see if your hips can still hold me stable in the face of a hurricane or tsunami.
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by adaksbullet: 12:23pm On Jul 22, 2017
Victornezzar:

lmao
Who be ur babe
one silly gilrs ni Jo

His name his mariinee lipsrsealed
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Cherlene(f): 12:25pm On Jul 22, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
cool, how are my daughters? chanel, chadel and chantel?

My four beautiful CHILDREN are very well. Thank you.

Cherlene
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Nobody: 12:28pm On Jul 22, 2017
Cherlene:


My four beautiful CHILDREN are very well. Thank you.

Cherlene
awww i have 4goteen d name of one, i need to slap myself for that. "let me confess something to you, every time i see you, i feel like asking you to date me, even if i am a side guy, i wont mind.
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by FelixFelicis(m): 12:47pm On Jul 22, 2017
shinarlaura:
Hmmmmm
Shinarlaura is endowed in the forehead department grin
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Shroud: 12:52pm On Jul 22, 2017
BluntBoy:


Today, I am going to teach you literature, you hopeless needle dick.

Listen, figures of speech are not used without purpose, not especially metonyms and synecdoches. They are like pronouns that help to reduce awkwardness that would result from repeating too many words or using too many words at once. For instance, instead of saying "Obama, the Kitchen staff, the cleaners, the cooks and valets", you could just use fewer words to replace the list. You would have to use a word associated with them to replace the list. So instead of saying "Obama and a list of White House workers" countless times, you can replace the list with "The White House". So your use or claims of using metonym is not only stupid but an indicator that you are nothing but an ignoramus.

There is nowhere were it is stated that testicles is the generic term for scrotum as you foolishly claim. If there are, it should not be hard to provide a link or a reference.

And, so you would know how stupidly you have presented yourself so far, metonym happens when a container replaces the contained. So supposing it was necessary to make a substitution, the scrotum (the container) should replace the testicles. But even at that, a figure of speech was never necessary. Olodo.

Ok, today is burial day for Michael. Multiple shots to the head of Gbadebo. Undertakers needed.

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Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Nobody: 1:21pm On Jul 22, 2017
NLSnow:
kenonze got back!!

https://www.nairaland.com/kenonze


Thanks.
So it took NL up to page 4 before I was noticed..... Maybe due to the fact that I have been off NL for a month
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Cherlene(f): 1:22pm On Jul 22, 2017
Shroud:
is that a yes? Your black inner singlet distorts the curves of your hips. But your thighs promise more comfort than a 5 star hotel.

Want I want to see if your hips can still hold me stable in the face of a hurricane or tsunami.

So what is your main MONIKER on nl?

Cherlene
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Cherlene(f): 1:26pm On Jul 22, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
awww i have 4goteen d name of one, i need to slap myself for that. "let me confess something to you, every time i see you, i feel like asking you to date me, even if i am a side guy, i wont mind.

Not your fault dear. I had a miscarriage with my fourth child cry sad

Oh and it is Chimamanda not Chadel.

Cherlene
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Shroud: 1:28pm On Jul 22, 2017
Cherlene:


So what is your main MONIKER on nl?

Cherlene
baby my name is taboo around this place. I'm Nairaland's foremost outlaw, mod- killer and the most wanted man by Nairaland henchman.

Like the name Shroud, I'm a ghost whom your beauty has stirred back to life!
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Cherlene(f): 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2017
Shroud:
baby my name is taboo around this place. I'm Nairaland's foremost outlaw, mod- killer and the most wanted man by Nairaland henchman.

Like the name Shroud, I'm a ghost whom your beauty has stirred back to life!

At bolded shocked undecided

Cherlene
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Shroud: 1:37pm On Jul 22, 2017
Cherlene:


At bolded shocked undecided

Cherlene
Cherlene! The sound of your name when my lips fold to whisper it is pure music.

Che-r-le-ne, the sound of your name in my lips put the music of the morning birds in my windows to shame.
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jul 22, 2017
HammerOfThor:




By following English and medical dictionaries online and also following one of the greatest abusers of the English language, Patrick Obahiagbon on Twitter.

Mis-educated, hardened criminal. Trying to explain your testicle blunder using the words from Eminem, a high school drop out who failed high school three times and abandoned education, says a lot about your mental strength.

You haven't changed. You're still the Coogar-lite cyber criminal who dresses himself in false costumes, masquerading as a sophisticated individual with Google-aided words which you brandish in a rather tawdry manner in order to warm your way into the bossom of older women of promising material fortunes. Hence you once displayed the DP of a foreigner who's a mulatto and claimed it as yourself. You backed it up by claiming your mother was a Ukranian.

Nairaland is your hustling ground, and rich older women are your target. High-sounding, ostentatious words are your weapon through which you ensnare them into your empty life.

Underneath it all, you remain the same Michael Gbadebo, the witless poseur; a jobless, movie addict who had a marred childhood from parental abuses, criminally wired with highly contagious malignancy. Like Eminem, your hero, who failed his ninth grade three times and dropped out of school, you study the English Dictionary day in day out while you're dull and below average in real academic disciplines. Your iamwestafrica handle was a clear proof that you were still struggling with JAMB as at last year, while your other handle claimed to be a post graduate student in Chicago.

You're a realtime nightmare, a perilous cyber-booby trap to the teeming unsuspecting cyber community.
haaaaa.... only 1 person?

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Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by kinkybunny(f): 3:13pm On Jul 22, 2017
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by kinkybunny(f): 3:14pm On Jul 22, 2017
RB007:
Kinkybunny

where grin
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by kinkybunny(f): 3:14pm On Jul 22, 2017
RB007:
Kinkybunny

where grin
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jul 22, 2017
kinkybunny:

lol lol
Why are you loling?
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Victornezzar: 3:29pm On Jul 22, 2017
adaksbullet:
one silly gilrs ni Jo

His name his mariinee lipsrsealed
D 1 on nairaland ahbi
Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Nobody: 3:37pm On Jul 22, 2017
Lol! Funny how Loki seems so afraid to even quote Thor. grin grin grin

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Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jul 22, 2017
kinkybunny:

where grin

I am liking what ayam seeing grin

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Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by DarkRebel69: 4:36pm On Jul 22, 2017
One who cannot discern when turns of speech have been garbed in figurative habiliments is who wants to teach me Literature? I have a more brilliant idea, how about I have a tailor teach me how to fly a spacecraft?

Like I said, the more you seek to justify your gaffes, the more møronic you sound.
I bet the fückwit is going to claim that me using ''sound" is wrong as well, because I'm writing/texting, not speaking. grin

It's not the fact that you're ignorant that grates on me, it's the fact that you're hell-bent in maintaining your stance, either out of sheer ego or the fact that you're blind to your ignorance. Whichever it is, I weep for you.

When next an ex-girlfriend, for example, tells you that she "gave you all her HEART", be sure to correct her that what she gave you was her "LOVE", not her "HEART". After all, to your black-and-white, uneventful imagination, it is impossible to give out one's "HEART" just as it is impossible to have a girl nibbling on one's "testicles" - a word used colloquially by "many" in reference to the scrotal sac or a male's genitals.

No doubt about it, what you are is an IGNORANT, unimaginative fool. And as it stands, you have consumed a reasonable amount of my time, and seeing as I'm not one to bicker over semantics with a degenerate, I 'd leave you to your idiocy now, hoping that somewhere along the course of your pathetic life, a lightening bolt would strike the right hemisphere of your dead brain, igniting it to life and putting an end to your boring and unintelligently literal interpretation of things.

So long, sucker!

[s]
BluntBoy:


Today, I am going to teach you literature, you hopeless needle dick.

Listen, figures of speech are not used without purpose, not especially metonyms and synecdoches. They are like pronouns that help to reduce awkwardness that would result from repeating too many words or using too many words at once. For instance, instead of saying "Obama, the Kitchen staff, the cleaners, the cooks and valets", you could just use fewer words to replace the list. You would have to use a word associated with them to replace the list. So instead of saying "Obama and a list of White House workers" countless times, you can replace the list with "The White House". So your use or claims of using metonym is not only stupid but an indicator that you are nothing but an ignoramus.

There is nowhere were it is stated that testicles is the generic term for scrotum as you foolishly claim. If there are, it should not be hard to provide a link or a reference.

And, so you would know how stupidly you have presented yourself so far, metonym happens when a container replaces the contained. So supposing it was necessary to make a substitution, the scrotum (the container) should replace the testicles. But even at that, a figure of speech was never necessary. Olodo.[/s]

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Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by kinkybunny(f): 4:44pm On Jul 22, 2017
NLSnow:

Why are you loling?
dunno

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