hahahahahaha

Funny as usual. I couldn't expect less. I just hope Ola's mom survives

"Nkem i no know wetin i go do for this council wey my mama get ooh!" Nkem and Fu-fu sat outside gesting.

"Cancer! Not council"

"Either council or cancer, that one no change anything, my mama go soon die!"

"No worry, your mama no go die, she will live to declare the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living, say amen......" Nkem turned prophet.

"Amen......." Fu-fu responded, "wait ooh! When last you go see your brother Enadi for prison?"

"When last i go? E don tay ooh! Since the past 6 months na only two times i don go see am"

"Even sef i here say them go soon release all of them" Nkem informed.

"Eheeen! Who tell you?" Fu-fu smelled.

"Na for our salon na! I hear Dornu mama dey tell my madam say her husband don agree to go release them"

"Eheeen! Oluwa ese oooh!"





"Oya suck me dry!" Mrs. Damiana Daniels told Nas.

"Me? Suck you dry" Nas instantly recalled the last time such statement was made but by Flo.

"Help me use this foam soak this my wound so that e go go quick" Flo was wounded on his left ankle that day at the shop.

Soak sounded like suck.


"Okay! But........... "

"But wetin!" Flo cuts abruptly, "ju souck it!"

Soon Nas was smelling Flo's open sore already. Wait for it, he was about to lick the mango sorry orange

"So na me you want make i lick your wound abi?" he had licked.




"Ade see wound all round your body?" Nnamdi told Ade as they sat together yet lonely.

" No worry i know what to do!"

Therock5555:
Mr flow weldone sah

when u dey drop ur own?

Flow... Beta caption that house "house of sodom"

Uthman51:

when u dey drop ur own?

next year

Flow1759, flowey, Udeme. How e dey go?

Plow walahi talahi manna ip you no kwom ufdate dis story i go bex por you manna

Lol, I missed this story

lmao



suck:soak

oga flow were are you.. it's been 5days

An other abandoned story .flow you no dey try o,why start a story you know you' won't finish after holding someone spellbound .mtcheew

Finally, I don catch up
Baba flow,wey update na? ABI you don catch COUNCIL?

Started from the bottom now we r here......
Baba flow jus de flow Mk I de follow

When flow1759 write, you go know, well done broda

I don come

Flowa where art thou?

Continue o

where dis flow self dey?where dis flow self dey?where dis flow self dey?

Flow!Flowee!!Flowest!!!

where you waka go all this while na?
[b][/b]Hope say no reach your side

Where flow go nah!
Abeg kom kill us wit laf.

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Kirgyakos:
Where flow go nah!
Abeg kom kill us wit laf.

Sorry my dear fans. I have been busy.

flow1759:



Sorry my dear fans. I have been busy.

Guy nawa oooo, U just disappear like that, wetin happen na?

"Na man we all be" Ola reminded as all friends sat to drink palm wine at Umoh's.

"You! Man? Na woman you be jor!" Nnamdi corrected.

"Umoh abeg arrange me 404!" Ola ordered.

"You sabi order now abi? Shey na becuase them don release us for that prison nahim make u get mouth to order abi!" Ade pointed out.


30 minutes on.

"Hmmmmm! Who messs?" Nnamdi perceived.

"Nas! Na you!" Ogbonta was sure, he could tell the differences between a fart by Nas and that by Nnamdi. His nostrils was the litmus test.

Another 30 minutes of rotten egg smell.



"Flo why you no dey talk na?" Ola noticed.

"Why you just dey quiet?" Ogbonta asked.

"Guy i no well! I get headache!"

"Which kin headache?" Nnamdi was medical.

"Na HIV headache!" Flo answered.

"HI................ Kini?" yelled Ola.

"HIV, e be like say i don get HIV oooh!" Flo announced.

"HIV! How? Who give you?" Nnamdi's mouth was ajar.

"I no know where i catch am oh!" Flo was sweating, "i no know weda na those girls for my uncle place abi na that Fu-fu girl give me"

"Fufu girl? Which fufu girl?" Ola asked.

"Fu-fu you sister na!" Flo answered, "she been tell me say she don carry HIV"

"You say what? My sister?" Ola yelled.

"Yes na! I slept with her without raincoat last week, and when she fell sick this week, she told me it was HIV"

"How did you know it is HIV" Nnamdi was not smiling at all.

"Because she told me so" At cases as this, It was preferred one spoke English; it less the stress.

"Yeeeeh! I don die oooh!" Nnandi announced, "that mean say me sef don catch am ooh"

"You! You slept with my sister?" Ola clinged his fist.

"I didn't slept with your sister oh! It is she that slept with me" what difference does it make.

While Ola was still swallowing that news telling himself not to fight Nnamdi and Flo, suddenly Ade rasied his right hands up sobbing.

"Wetin happen Ade? Why you dey cry?" Ogbonta queried.

"I dey cry because.......... Because me i waya Fu-fu yesterday night"

"So you sef don catch the disease?" Ogbonta was shocked.

Soon Ogbonta too was sobbing.

"You, why you dey cry?" Ola questioned.

"I no dey cry ooh! I dey smile" Ogbonta faked smile.

"Why tears com dey comot for you eye?" Ola queried.

"Na tears of joy!" Ogbonta said.

"Tears of joy abi?" Ola fired, "you sef don waya my sister abi?"

"No ooh! I just dey cry because if Ade don catch HIV, me sef don catch am through the inject......"

"Inject wetin?" Ola needed to know.

"Injection wey we dey take put Coco for our body" He and Ade has been sharing the same C'ocaine stringe since they returned from jail.



Silence fell for a while until Ola broke the silence and said, "so Funke my sister give all of una HIV abi?"

"Yes ooh, as she dey sick since three days now, infact she call me 30 minutes ago say she dey hospital wey she wan do HIV test" Flo said, "i know say the test go dey positive"

"Na your papa go dey HIV positive!" Ola thought of cutting himself with Funke's blade while cutting his toes four days ago.



"Oga Flo pick your phone na. Your phone dey ring" Nas the seemingly HIV free one informed Flo.

"Na Funke dey call" he announced.

"Ehhheeen! Put am for loud speaker make we hear" Nmamdi ordered.

"Hello......."

"Hello Flo love!" Funke giggled, "i dey for hospital now, i don do the test, and the doctor say i no dey HIV positive"



Silence instantly crippled every soul .

"You dey HIV wetin?" Flo could percieve his heart roasting.

"I say the doctor say i no dey HIV positive, i dey negative"

"Negative? You dey HIV negative" Blind Ade had regained sight.

"Aaaaaaaaas! Aaaasshh! Thank God ooooh" They didn't allow Funke to pass the information completely before shouting victory.

"Hello! Hello! Hello! But the doctor say i get belle" Funke continued speaking not minding the shout of joy from the other end, "but no be you get the belle"

WHO GIVE FUNKE BELLE?

THE END

Say no to drugs!
Say no to kidnapping!
Say no to rape!
Have one s'ex patner! Becuase AIDS is real!

And Last but not the least:
Be real to your friends!

Becuase NA MAN YOU BE

flow1759:
THE END

Say no to drugs!
Say no to kidnapping!
Say no to rape!
Have one s'ex patner! Becuase AIDS is real!

And Last but not the least:
Be real to your friends!

Becuase NA MAN YOU BE

IN EFE VOICE---

Flow flow mr 1759.
I don dey drink that brand since i was just 9.
I remember back then my guardian go tell me KAI.
That i am not yet a big GUY.
But i no dey concur cos guiness na my sure GUY.
Mr flow,I swear this ur story just dey thrill ME.
The tin dey make me high as if i drink henessy NI.
As i dey laugh one day i go fall inside GUTTER.
Sometime back,Na GOD save me i go jam in front TRAILER.
Now tell me who cause am na mr THRILLER.
Mr flow to say the truth i dey feel ur MELODY.
As u dey drop am d tin just flow like KEROSENE.
My high tension nigga,i dey ur back, no FEAR.
Any body wey wan try u, dem go just dey TEAR.

Flow baba shey make i no lie,u try no be small

flow1759:
THE END
Say no to drugs! Say no to kidnapping! Say no to rape! Have one s'ex patner! Becuase AIDS is real!
And Last but not the least: Be real to your friends!
Becuase NA MAN YOU BE

Make I no lie oga flow1759 'NA MAN YOU BE'

still you flow, still you follow

HORLADSTAR:


IN EFE VOICE---

Flow flow mr 1759.
I don dey drink that brand since i was just 9.
I remember back then my guardian go tell me KAI.
That i am not yet a big GUY.
But i no dey concur cos guiness na my sure GUY.
Mr flow,I swear this ur story just dey thrill ME.
The tin dey make me high as if i drink henessy NI.
As i dey laugh one day i go fall inside GUTTER.
Sometime back,Na GOD save me i go jam in front TRAILER.
Now tell me who cause am na mr THRILLER.
Mr flow to say the truth i dey feel ur MELODY.
As u dey drop am d tin just flow like KEROSENE.
My high tension nigga,i dey ur back, no FEAR.
Any body wey wan try u, dem go just dey TEAR.

Flow baba shey make i no lie,u try no be small

Na man you be jor

flow1759:



Sorry my dear fans. I have been busy.

ah! Senior man i postrate 4 u abeg...tuale baba.
Flow killing me slowly{bros flow d give me joy jareh, d make me maga wit laftah, always laughing like a mad man in my shop}.

I cut cap 4 d literary genius.
Keep flowing till thy kingdom kom.

Flow baba Sama me more episode make i use am they hold body small small na
More grease to your elbow

Order ALOMO and POPCORN make i they use am look front na

flow1759:
"Boda Ola mami is very sick, they say she have council!"

"Council? Wetin be council?" Ola was shocked; he thought his mum now owns a council.

"Council na! The doctor say she get council na!" Funke repeated.

"Okay! Cancer! Mama get cancer?" Ola's jaw dropped, "How? When? Who give am?"

"Boda i no know who give her oh!" Funke answered.




"Ola na me and you go chop that Amala wey your sister bring come ooh" Ogbonta booked.

After munching the plate of Amala with Ogbonta, Ola said, "my mama go soon die! She get b'reast cancer"

"What! How na?"

"She go soon die, my sister say na only 5 weeks she get to survive" Ola's eyes was clouded; it was about to rain.

"Ahaan! You wan cry? Ola! Na man be ooh!"

"Na man i be! Na man i be!" Ola tried holding back the tears.

"Ola no cry, Iya Funke no go die!" Ogbonta tapped Ola at the back.

"I don give Fu-fu all the money wey i don win for chakachaka since wey we come this prison" Ola murmured.

Fu-fu is no one else but Funke. Truth is she looks like Fufu the swallow when she makes up, she smells like it when she puts on her Ologbo perfume made in Mokola Ibadan.

Chakachaka is the prison pet-name for gambling. Soon Ola was the king of chakachaka in his cell.

"How much you give Fu-fu?" Ogbonta asked.

"I give her 15k! The 15k wey i give them this warders make them keep for me!"

"Nonesense! Na 15k go cure cancer?"

"But na wetin i get na!"




"Nnamdi help me ooh! Them go kill me oooh! The other cell mates was beating the living day light of Ade.

Oga Boss Flow! Hope You hearing from Man, PKC, Snoop, Baba Jay, Brainbox, Tupac, Bigie, Tega,. Pls I will like to know #ManWeyDeyReason.