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How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by newsynews: 4:52pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Wow! I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood. D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her. What? ![]() No shaking ![]() I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too. I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho... Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in. To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home. Wow, smart! The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall. Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow. I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart. D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite. Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them. Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls. The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me. I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?" Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson. ![]() See Me see missed calls. ![]() 417 Likes 38 Shares
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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by falconey(m): 4:59pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
![]() Nigga thanks for this idea, aisha don die today and she no sabi hold returning fare. 699 Likes 38 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Maxi112: 5:00pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
And you had to create thread for this? oya, clap for yourself! ![]() 57 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by czarina(f): 5:02pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Pathetic 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Blackhawk03(f): 5:02pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by hadizadeezy(f): 5:03pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
falconey:LOL!!!! wicked man 158 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by RSVP: 5:03pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Some girls can be so funny...i don't know why dey think men are scum but dis post right here will change their mind. Abi? ![]() 50 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by mosesjames: 5:05pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Lol badt guy 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by MissRaine69(f): 5:05pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
There has to be some sort of age and IQ limit on this site. 71 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by falconey(m): 5:06pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
hadizadeezy:No now i won't make the distance too far, na where she fit trek for 2hours. 164 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by ObaKlaz: 5:06pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
I see slay queens down there, viewing this thread. ![]() ![]() ![]() 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by QuietHammer(m): 5:06pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Touche! Run to the nearest bar and take two bottles of Odeku, I'll pay. 67 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Xerox01(m): 5:07pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Bad guy 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by pounds627: 5:10pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Nice one nigga 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nne5: 5:16pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
MissRaine69: 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Modsenemy(f): 5:18pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Agree or nah , u lost anyway 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by wtfcoded: 5:22pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by PatriotTemidayo: 5:24pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
My guy my guy ![]() Two trailers of SHEPKE for you. Man Wey sabi! ![]() 133 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by hemlock0(m): 5:24pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
MissRaine69:because he dealt with a broke b1.tch abi I am not satisfied with the treatment you dished out to her you would have gone to the mall with your guy, and then ask she and her friends to pick whatever they like while you guys move around to pick some stuffs. Immediately she leaves your sight you and your guy go just zoom off 324 Likes 15 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
newsynews:... 56 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by dolphinife: 5:37pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Some guys get mind sha Your dick go get erection, but you will use ppillow cover the face of the girl u are shagging....ko da ooo 82 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Yes OOO correct. They wan to chop and run, fine them no kuku fine. dey form smelling shit like Lagos mainland flood. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Amarabae(f): 5:39pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl. Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl? And he even opened a thread for it? Grow up pls. 50 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 5:43pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
dolphinife:na dat one kill me pass ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Op you fccked up sha ![]() It's normal to spend for a lady na.. If i tell you how much i spend for my current bae before she finally becomes mine ehn, you go bow ![]() 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by ironheart(m): 5:51pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Amarabae:no matter the amount spent, doesn't give the lady the right to stage the guy 260 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by newsynews: 5:53pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Amarabae:No matter how little the money is, it appears mighty when you realise that the girl's only intention is to chop and run. Failure to teach such girls a lesson is why girls like you see chop and clean mouth as no big deal. You will soon be taught Your Own lesson. 380 Likes 31 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Maxi112: 5:55pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
ironheart:did she stage the guy? but she informed him before coming with her friend, ain't it? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by ironheart(m): 5:56pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Maxi112:from the story, she staged him for 2 weeks 30 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by newsynews: 5:58pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by boiz2men(m): 6:01pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Mehn... Correct guy.... I am humbled The slayer of slaying queens Teach me master lol Why the ladies are angry is what I don't understand It's obvious why guys are glad with the op... The forming and shenanigans by ladies is just too much 143 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by solomix10(m): 6:01pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
MissRaine69:e pain you? 93 Likes 3 Shares |
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