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An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jul 23, 2017
Dear ladies , I am a guy but lemme advice you . We will never marry a girl that bleeps
like a IndecentStar, smokes like a dragon , drinks all kinds of alcohol and Pierce everywhere pierceable ,
Who wants to take a girl that customized her body with tattoos , can't do without heavy make up and dresses like a bitch , home ?
Cooking skills - zero , laundry game - novice
, traditional etiquettes - poor , home management - terrible . Just to wash plate, you'll complaining , washing your own clothes na war , noodles is your best food and you always hate environmentals . Shey you want to hear the bitter truth , we boys we tell you to keep it up , keep slaying. We will take you to shoprite, justrite , tantalizer, Mr Biggs, cinema
, and everywhere you want to go . Shebi you can do Snapchat and carry flower on your head. Every time "nails on fleek" , "eyebrows on fleek" , " pepper dem nonsense " your future will still pepper you . Too much atarodo sauce
and chivita juice . Continue. We will keep encouraging you and dating you , we will hangout and have fun with each other but at the end of the day, we will leave y'all and go and look a very decent Girl and marry . We won't even care if she's from the village sef . So far she can perform all wiffy duties and make us comfortable and happy . By then where will you be ? What will you do with your life ? Better slay with your sense and let your thinking be on fleek . A word is enough for the wise!

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Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jul 23, 2017
Lalasticlala, will slay queens find this advice funny at all?
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jul 23, 2017
So...All those slay queens that are getting married, who is marrying them? sad

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Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Victornezzar: 7:06pm On Jul 23, 2017
Mariinee:
So...All those slay queens that are getting married, who is marrying them? sad
Slay Kings
Or are u 1

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Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:06pm On Jul 23, 2017
different strokes for different folks..you may not find those things amazing while others do..

so mind your lane biko
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:07pm On Jul 23, 2017
Mariinee:
So...All those slay queens that are getting married, who is marrying them? sad

Those ones resigned from being slay queens because they realized at 25, slay-queening is for kids below 19. Any other question?
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by falconey(m): 7:07pm On Jul 23, 2017

When it's time they'd turn from their evil ways,lure and manipulate a man into marriage.
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jul 23, 2017
Victornezzar:

Slay Kings
Or are u 1
Yeah so let the slay kings keep marrying em. Let em live their lives.
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jul 23, 2017
CocoBee:


Those ones resigned from being slay queens because they realized at 25, slay-queening is for kids below 19. Any other question?
How many dyu know?
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by pocohantas(f): 7:09pm On Jul 23, 2017
LOL.
Quite true.
Though, somehow those girls manage to package and hook a man.
...or is it that some men love such girls?

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Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:11pm On Jul 23, 2017
sekxy:
different strokes for different folks..you may not find those things amazing while others do..

so mind your lane biko

Chai! E pain am! You'll understand this post when you're 25 years old. NEXT!!

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Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jul 23, 2017
pocohantas:
LOL. Quite true. Though, somehow those girls manage to package and hook a man. ...or is it that some men love such girls?
You're sensible. I know you're up to 25 years old..

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Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:14pm On Jul 23, 2017
Mariinee:
How many dyu know?

Are you on your period? Why attacking me like this? Are you the President Of Slay Queens Crew?

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Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:17pm On Jul 23, 2017
CocoBee:


Are you on your period? Why attacking me like this? Are you the President Of Slay Queens Crew?
I'm attacking you? Really?
You are incredibly silly.
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jul 23, 2017
The thing is Godly (decent) ladies are every mother's dream. It's only a wayward son that will marry a spoilt girl against his Parents' wishes.

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Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Victornezzar: 7:20pm On Jul 23, 2017
Mariinee:
Yeah so let the slay kings keep marrying em. Let em live their lives.
omo na deir palava
me I just want a virgin as a wife sha
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jul 23, 2017
Mariinee:
I'm attacking you? Really?
You are incredibly silly.

'Silly'? Is that one not an attack? Izz Ok now. I will report to Lala oo!

Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jul 23, 2017
Victornezzar:

omo na deir palava
me I just want a virgin as a wife sha
Are you a virgin?
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Victornezzar: 7:24pm On Jul 23, 2017
Mariinee:
Are you a virgin?
Yeah
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:26pm On Jul 23, 2017
Victornezzar:

Yeah
LOL.
Anyways..you seem young.
You wanna be a virgin till marriage?
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Victornezzar: 7:27pm On Jul 23, 2017
Mariinee:
LOL.
Anyways..you seem young.
You wanna be a virgin till marriage?
Yeah y not
But it won't stop me from doing oda tinz sha
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jul 23, 2017
CocoBee:


Chai! E pain am! You'll understand this post when you're 25 years old. NEXT!!
okay dear...are you okay now??
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:30pm On Jul 23, 2017
Mariinee:
I'm attacking you? Really?
You are incredibly silly.


https://www.nairaland.com/3811694/real-women-challenge
By the way Missy, next time this should be your first comment. No offense! "I'm not a woman yet and I don't even have sex to offer or anything seff so I'll pass...Let the real women talk,I'm a real girl"
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jul 23, 2017
Victornezzar:
Yeah y not But it won't stop me from doing oda tinz sha
Lol. With Slay Queens abi
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Victornezzar: 7:33pm On Jul 23, 2017
CocoBee:

Lol. With Slay Queens abi
lol Bro u just wan force word out of my mawt
Yes definitely
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jul 23, 2017
Victornezzar:

Yeah y not
But it won't stop me from doing oda tinz sha
Other things..like?
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Victornezzar: 7:34pm On Jul 23, 2017
Mariinee:
Other things..like?
Kissing nd d rest
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:35pm On Jul 23, 2017
Victornezzar:
lol Bro u just wan force word out of my mawt Yes definitely
God bless you bro!

Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Victornezzar: 7:36pm On Jul 23, 2017
CocoBee:


God bless you bro!
lolzz
God bless u too
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jul 23, 2017
Victornezzar:

Kissing nd d rest
Hahahaha..you are amusing,I must say.
Expatiate on what you mean by "the rest" grin
Re: An Ultimate Advice To Slay Queens by Blackhawk03(f): 7:37pm On Jul 23, 2017
Victornezzar:

Yeah y not
But it won't stop me from doing oda tinz sha

You have lots of growing up to do, Victor. See mouth like "I'll do other things sha". Mstcheeeeew

If you want be cold, be cold. If you want to hot, be hot... Lukewarm is shitty. undecided undecided

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