Medicineguy:
Mcowubaba leave this girl..she get night shift..she needs to sleep

lefulefu:

na thru DHL u wan send d babe?
i dey located for okija forest sha

Mcowubaba:


Mumu boy... Lol
But Na shit full inside Ukwu oo

kullozone:
Make una wait oh! One good samaritan should go and check if that rosalieene is still alive oh! She don suffer pass the girl wey the op talk about.... I can bet my money that she has cried her eyes out, aswear.

ShyCypher:




Incase you haven't noticed, "work" time will be over in less than 30 mins.

But you work at night so we understand your viewpoint.

Sorry we reduced your sleep time. Hope it doesn't affect your "job" tonight?

lefulefu:

poo ke?
dat tin wey soft like bread
hold one in ur hands and u will change ur opinion one time one time .

Mcowubaba:


You don Taya
Lwkmd... Hahahahahahaha
Madame Oniranu.

I'm just warming up, you no wan call moderators again
You can't even give me attention, because I don't like girl's that have too much hairs on their chest and legs
I dey wait you ooo, no run away

rosalieene:


smiles

Sorry to disappoint you. Why would I cry when this is an online forum. I didn't even have the time to read through the mentions or go through the thread again because I have no business here anymore but ur mention caught my eyes and it made me to laugh so hard. Who did you bet with? I guess it's high time you pay him or her.

Guess what, Today was a very wonderful day for me, dunno about you.

gracias
goodbye

newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.


See Me see missed calls.

Collyno82:
bros 100k no too much?

Hahaha....Una no even dey reason these girls matter at all.

rosalieene:


lol yes now, that's when he should jump and praise himself. Come to think of it, it wasn't the girl that said "let's hang out ", he did because of his bad motive.

he is an hypocrite! he had his own ulterior motive which she knew and just because he got her Whr he could get her, he felt he has a
won a champions league.

Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

rosalieene:


OP you are a big fool.


because of 3,000 you just stupidly embarrassed yourself on nairaland.
you need brain resetting slap.

you want to straff because of 3,000 on top meat and drinks when you invited her over, shame on you.

Kowalskiq:

You didn't read the mentions, but his own caught your eyes, you closed your eyes while scrolling to his mention, as if his mention was the first on your list,

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Obowunmido:


I tell you... that kind happiness wey dey follow the kind grabbing come... person go just dey feel like say make time no move again. make the hand just glue there... especially make the ukwu carry correct punnah for front.. you go pray say make day no break ni

Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

rosalieene:


OP you are a big fool.


because of 3,000 you just stupidly embarrassed yourself on nairaland.
you need brain resetting slap.

you want to straff because of 3,000 on top meat and drinks when you invited her over, shame on you.

lefulefu:
abi just like dis

Mcowubaba:

This thing really pain you, you had to quote me 3x

Now you have called my Family
After calling me stupid, I didn't insult you ooo..
I won't go down that line with you now.
I can insult ooo, don't tempt me

You call me broke , I have nothing to prove to you, you're inconsequential to me.
So whatever makes you sleep well

You slay mamas should learn on how to be independent, self reliant and not common leeches, you have to earn respect, don't be hungry parasites looking about for free food and gifts from guys.

That's how your likes are getting fvcked up nd down, just because of Brazilian hair nd other cheap things, many are getting disgraced, because the don't offer anything in a relationship except their reproductive organs
)
Money for hand back for ground. Shameless people no prestige, no dignity

Small thing una go dey shout Broke guy, broke guy
Hahahahahahaha, una defense mechanism and catch phrase. With una crayon colored face

Rich girl, I gree say I broke, over broke dey worry me self.
Mbok send me small money, from the one your Uncle give you, help me naa

Una get many Uncles ni , Uncles wey una dey lick their hairy old scrotum .

Obowunmido:


Jieeexus! sweet sensation fa

rosalieene:

exactly!
he just wanted free p***y because of meagre 3500

Broke poor nigga

tartarus:
I'm not surprised. Most guys on NL are broke or underaged

Imagine the nonsense! You invited her on a date so why are you pained you spent 3k+ on the date?! We're you expecting sex in return?? Grow up please.

lefulefu:

abi
just like dis

VanBommel:
you know I like you, pls don't drop any comment that would make anyone attack you continuously, these guys don't have a gram of joy left in them. Take care..

rosalieene:


lol yes now

oya start jumping up

kingsley3218:
where this one fall from? U sure say na man u be?? I won't be surprised you're also a broke ass nigga as specified. Forming what you aint!

tartarus:

Please shut the Bleep up! What's so good in what the op did?!. If she kept on posting him he would have simply moved on!! Only kids waste time on women just cos of sex! If she's misbehaving, MOVE ON! what is 3k?!.

Kowalskiq:

No wahala, some times we get offended and react excessively.
I follow for people wey abuse you self , but I was provoked then, 1 love dear

tartarus:

Please shut the Bleep up! What's so good in what the op did?!. If she kept on posting him he would have simply moved on!! Only kids waste time on women just cos of sex! If she's misbehaving, MOVE ON! what is 3k?!.