Kowalskiq:

You didn't read the mentions, but his own caught your eyes, you closed your eyes while scrolling to his mention, as if his mention was the first on your list,

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Martin0:
come ooo,lala247 how many months be this again,coz lefu wanna experience it

Caringguy:
Op you fccked up sha

It's normal to spend for a lady na..

If i tell you how much i spend for my current bae before she finally becomes mine ehn, you go bow

harriet412:


U one of them ..

If no, fvck off my mention

Psalmwhyte:



Plz OP how old are u??
Xiriously i suggest dat an age restriction be put in place 2 bar pple like d OP 4rm posting rubbish on nairaland....#Gosh!!!
#Mr.seun & lalasticlala take note

MissRaine69:


Surely the problem lies with them does it not? The ones that personalise arguments rather than be objective here

newsynews:
No matter how little the money is, it appears mighty when you realise that the girl's only intention is to chop and run.

Failure to teach such girls a lesson is why girls like you see chop and clean mouth as no big deal.

You will soon be taught Your Own lesson.

Mcowubaba:

This thing really pain you, you had to quote me 3x

Now you have called my Family
After calling me stupid, I didn't insult you ooo..
I won't go down that line with you now.
I can insult ooo, don't tempt me

You call me broke , I have nothing to prove to you, you're inconsequential to me.
So whatever makes you sleep well

You slay mamas should learn on how to be independent, self reliant and not common leeches, you have to earn respect, don't be hungry parasites looking about for free food and gifts from guys.

That's how your likes are getting fvcked up nd down, just because of Brazilian hair nd other cheap things, many are getting disgraced, because the don't offer anything in a relationship except their reproductive organs
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Money for hand back for ground. Shameless people no prestige, no dignity

Small thing una go dey shout Broke guy, broke guy
Hahahahahahaha, una defense mechanism and catch phrase. With una crayon colored face

Rich girl, I gree say I broke, over broke dey worry me self.
Mbok send me small money, from the one your Uncle give you, help me naa

Una get many Uncles ni , Uncles wey una dey lick their hairy old scrotum .

VanBommel:
LMAO I agree... I'm one of them

VanBommel:
I know, they're just having fun, don't mind them..

harriet412:


Mr brokelyn ,what do I offer u

Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.
Op is a correct dude,
Instaed of her to av told him she wasn't interested and op will move on sharply. Next time she go get sense.

See Me see missed calls.

lefulefu:

why u dey mention her
this has nothin to do wit her bros

czarina:
Hahahahahahaha... Mortal Kombat... I hit one, E pain two or maybe more rabid dogs like the two of you. face it, you just can't comprehend a lady being all independent without scums like you, can you? Oya quote me again

VanBommel:
miss slay begging queen, I want you to get a new brain for yourself

ShyCypher:




I have no sisters.

I hope that magnifies your deep-seated stupidity?

Typical naija girl always citing family when they are about to be exposed. You obviously learned well from your mother.

harriet412:
checked ur pix

itsJude:
use the k upgrade ur life biko, that mosquito net