Shroud:
I am grinning ear to ear as you keep lamenting about my parental diatribes. I need no babalawo to know it's hurting you.

I think your mother should have her private parts sawed off if you're the only offspring by which she can prove her womanhood.

You're inferior to a bleating cassava-chewing goat

Shroud:
This is your best shot so far as even as a newbie in Nairaland, I was throwing punches heavier than this.

If parenthood were a licence, your parents would be denied the right to reproduce their genes. Just take a look at the slip of humanity they have to show for God's gift of life. Someone so lonely he's looking for thrills online by following people randomly like flies chase shiit.

You know your mother was just a dirty fertility machine used to test the herbal potency of a dibia's concoction after your drunken impotent father was rewarded with a bottle of shnap to act as a spérm provider. Yes, boy, you're a spin-off from a dibia's herbal trial and error.

Blazing Bastard!!!

edimolu:

Baba seriously is that it, sorry ehn, you dont have the balls, wits, intelligence or talents to take this on with me, it takes you like forever to even quote me, and you expect this to what? Move me? After like forever, as said earlier on, you keeping showing how depraved of a lunatic you are and it is becoming irritating having this diss with a myopic dvckhead, too lazy and weak to think and learn

Psychopathic sickly, epicene dullard! You've never spewed any post worthy of a reply to my endless barrage.

Page from page, I've littered this floor with your impure, sickle cell blood.

All you've been doing is yell from your blood-stained mouth. As long as blood flows through your hands you're sure to type another weak line, but the blood supply to your brain is low as your weak cowardly heart can't beat fast enough to supply your dying brain with adequate blood so you'd end up typing some suboptimal crap that pales away in contrast to heavy verbal assault you've suffered.

Cyber-criminal! Dissociative identity disorderd lunatic!

Shroud:
Edimolu follows me after my punchlines knocks him into temporal amnesia.

Don't worry. I promise to excel in every facet of your life your father failed.

Welcome to your destiny, son.

edimolu:

You are a hypocrite, i have been here since 2015, yet i dont have upto a thousand comments , you see why i said you are dumb and you will forever be a nobody?.now tell me whose life is circled around NL,if not you

HammerOfThor:


Psychopathic sickly, epicene dullard! You've never spewed any post worthy of a reply to my endless barrage.

Page from page, I've littered this floor with your impure, sickle cell blood.

All you've been doing is yell from your blood-stained mouth. As long as blood flows through your hands you're sure to type another weak line, but the blood supply to your brain is low as your weak cowardly heart can't beat fast enough to supply your dying brain with adequate blood so you'd end up typing some suboptimal crap that pales away in contrast to heavy verbal assault you've suffered.

Cyber-criminal! Dissociative identity disorderd lunatic!

edimolu:

You wey i don follow, tey tey, na now your brain boot? Ode oshi.

Oya hack it na, son of a one minute man

edimolu:

Hurting kwa, take it on a spree then, your words serve no meaning, same as ur existence to the world of man, dont tell me you running out of vocals...God go kill you if you dont murder my ass tonight

Shroud:
you have been here since 2014 plagiarising rap lines from Facebook to cheat in rap section until you were caught and banned for 1 year for plagirism.

This momiker is part of your gazillion alternates you often employed to vote for yourself.

Your life will never amount more than the rags the village midwives used in cleaning off your mother's smelling afterbirth.

If nature reproduced you as a sickle cell sufferer, then you're a excessive redundancy to humanity.

Can't you see you're just a of purge of nature, a mistake?

edimolu:

You be bastard oooo, rap lines kini? I be like 2pac?
Asides fuji and apala, nothing else
Oya Kneel make i curse you
Your life shall forever amount to nothing, may success depart from you, may your family waste away while you remain helpless, bro if u no type amen ogun kill you

This is real fun, please lets do this tomorrow and the next till forever,

Shroud:
when I made you go back on your words and lick your own vomit, I killed you deader than your sickle cell will ever kill you.

I swing you like I swing my hoes. You see, when I dropped my first bomb on you, you promised it was your last reply to me. So I switch the ante up to course you to respond because I need entertainment this night.

edimolu:

You be bastard oooo, rap lines kini? I be like 2pac?
Asides fuji and apala, nothing else
Oya Kneel make i curse you
Your life shall forever amount to nothing, may success depart from you, may your family waste away while you remain helpless, bro if u no type amen ogun kill you

This is real fun, please lets do this tomorrow and the next till forever,

edimolu:

Yet you quote me with aggravated foolishness, na this vocabulary gangan i likey, keep it up, u no go even last the 15th page, na dere i go come finish your career, shey you sabi diss ba?.... Bring it on

Shroud:
see as you dey vex
You no even Sabi diss and you kuku no Sabi curse.

Oya make I swear for you make you see as dem dey do am.

* Your mother shall rely on me for her monthly hairdo

* She will prostitute to buy her monthly pad

*May your corpse never find a motuary to embalm you when your sickle cell kills you. You will rot in the bare floor of an overcrowded mortuary with bad cooling system.

* May your mother bury all her kids by her hands

* And may she be buried without a coffin besides your community refuse dumpsite

* May the efforts of your hands be unproductive in everything you do.

* And may your sickle cell be reproduced to your next generation.

* May anyone bearing your surname will views with hatred by humanity

* And you die slowly by food poisoning.
And may the name of your family hold as much respect as Anini did.
Take us to round 2

Shroud:
see as you dey vex
You no even Sabi diss and you kuku no Sabi curse.

Oya make I swear for you make you see as dem dey do am.

* Your mother shall rely on me for her monthly hairdo

* She will prostitute to buy her monthly pad

*May your corpse never find a motuary to embalm you when your sickle cell kills you. You will rot in the bare floor of an overcrowded mortuary with bad cooling system.

* May your mother bury all her kids by her hands

* And may she be buried without a coffin besides your community refuse dumpsite

* May the efforts of your hands be unproductive in everything you do.

* And may your sickle cell be reproduced to your next generation.

* May anyone bearing your surname will views with hatred by humanity

* And you die slowly by food poisoning.
And may the name of your family hold as much respect as Anini did.
Take us to round 2

edimolu:

Hahahaha, see as you just type the horror going through your lineage, ogbeni see you tomorrow, unlike the unemployed scatterbrained simpleton that you are,i have a work day tomorrow, may you sleep this night and never wake up

It would a bad news to know you survived the night

HammerOfThor:


What! Please be gentle! This is thermonuclear!!!

HammerOfThor:


This has been your typical response to my continuous verbal onslaught. It has been a one sided affair as your London-bus brain got caught up in a trapping web of spontaneous improvisational traffic.

We're never pen-mates neither will I take an arrogant vagrant like you into my tuition.

You believe having the last word, no matter how feeble it sounds, makes you the winner. But I'll count my heavy blows as they land on your head and your ribcage, rocking the cowardly heart of yours while you mutter some incoherent scribble like a bitxh!

Then I'll walk away as you convulse like an imbecilic madman with a crushed ego!

Stupid retrograde!

Shroud:
the loonie na apprentice.

HammerOfThor:

Who wants to feed off from our our literary ingenuity like a bloody leech. Ungrate lout he is.!

edimolu:

You see the reason why i would forever keep knocking your bald head with every given opportunity,you are too dull, a demented cow, who is looking for a win? , i want you to be weary with words, that is fun for me, if i wanted a diss with yall fvcks, yall wouldnt survive this page....that vocabulary which you take pride in wouldnt even be there to help while you suffer in silence , trust me bro, you will tire...dis mumu think say i dey diss am, you wey i dey use explore foolishness

Even pigs can fly! You never worth the first slate that heralded your ill-fated educational journey.

From feigning the thick-skinned superman who's impervious to verbal shellacking, the continuous bombardment ripped off your pretence and you couldnt stand the heat and then you resorted to cheap profanity and lame parental insults (which you paid dearly for )

What a lousy, arrogant saphead. You've given me your best shot and you come way short like a bitxh-floored nigga.

You've offered me no intellectual challenge.

Lousy JSS 2F dunce!

Now shoo!

Shroud:
small small behead the guy.

You know say sickle cell people dey get asthma. So make he no go choke with rage and die o.

HammerOfThor:


Buahahaha!


Even pigs can fly! You never worth the first slate that heralded your ill-fated educational journey.

From feigning the thick-skinned superman who's impervious to verbal shellacking, the continuous bombardment ripped off your pretence and you couldnt stand the heat and then you resorted to cheap profanity and lame parental insults (which you paid dearly for )

What a lousy, arrogant saphead. You've given me your best shot and you come way short like a bitxh-floored nigga.

You've offered me no intellectual challenge.

Lousy JSS 2F dunce!

Now shoo!

edimolu:

Shroud:
see as you dey vex
You no even Sabi diss and you kuku no Sabi curse.

Oya make I swear for you make you see as dem dey do am.

* Your mother shall rely on me for her monthly hairdo

* She will prostitute to buy her monthly pad

*May your corpse never find a motuary to embalm you when your sickle cell kills you. You will rot in the bare floor of an overcrowded mortuary with bad cooling system.

* May your mother bury all her kids by her hands

* And may she be buried without a coffin besides your community refuse dumpsite

* May the efforts of your hands be unproductive in everything you do.

* And may your sickle cell be reproduced to your next generation.

* May anyone bearing your surname will views with hatred by humanity

* And you die slowly by food poisoning.
And may the name of your family hold as much respect as Anini did.
Take us to round 2

optional1:



mynd.44 please come here please


cc. Myn.d44

optional1:



you people spread mat on my thread and use it as battle field..

Na wah oh.

Welldone work.

Shroud:
Optional, go to your WhatsApp. I'm waiting.

rainerboy1010:


come you dad robosko
did he travel?
why is he not commenting here or advising you