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Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by dre11(m): 11:22am On Jul 27, 2017 |
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Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by Evablizin(f): 11:27am On Jul 27, 2017 |
I don't know whether i should cry or laugh,which kind wicked testing be dis nah, with which joystick will the boy use and do the testing i thought it's missing. you don't want to expose him to sexworkers but you want him to have sex with your neighbour's daughter so that when both parents are not around the will continue from where the stopped.Nonsense 127 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by pocohantas(f): 11:30am On Jul 27, 2017 |
The female neighbour asked the man what will happen if in the course of his son testing with her daughter and gets her pregnant Is pregnancy her only worry? After having unprotected sex, some babes will take postinor2, alabukun, lime, alomo bitters, andrew livers salt...etc Pregnancy: www.nairaland.com/attachments/5722163_5489808img20170607005156jpeg0ef0fb492e1e6a324602833882c0716e_jpeg_jpeg92ecfec4f86d8a857369c9b92a6f4df5 Nigerians fear pregnancy pass HIV, why? At the Police Command,the suspect denied ever taking the victim’s joystick LOL! Makes it look like pricks are detachable. If only they were detachable. You just detach your man's dick and go with it when you wanna travel. They will still borrow their friend's own...endtime men! 78 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by nNEOo(m): 11:37am On Jul 27, 2017 |
i think the vaseline crew would no what to do . back to the matter @hand,the boy should be taken to zimbabwe for adequate gang banging by these bit.ches my opinion tho. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by divinehand2003(m): 11:38am On Jul 27, 2017 |
The boy's father is a bad guy. He wants to test his boy's joystick on another man's child. Can you imagine? 23 Likes |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by femolacqua(m): 11:52am On Jul 27, 2017 |
I don't know what to say, this funny. Lol |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by Adaowerri111: 11:55am On Jul 27, 2017 |
This country sef |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by stGabrielo(m): 11:58am On Jul 27, 2017 |
what a bad man,and he even get the mind to say it out..,like_*elm please mama sade let my son fück your dota,I want to test his konji if its still dey work. afonjas wont stop to be funny....... 76 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by oyatz(m): 1:29pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
I can't just stop laughing since I read this. However , 'joystick theft' uses to be very common in Lagos in the 1980s/1990s, although no one has been able to convincely prove its possibility. I have similar scenarios at Ebute-Metta. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by babara12ol: 1:31pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
hahahah i can relate 1 Like |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by tintingz(m): 1:32pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
Some Nigerians and illiteracy believing in urban legends about snatching pênis, how can penis disappear? I once believe in this rubbish that got me scared when a man touched me and my díck shrinked, I thought my koko-p was missing, called my dad what happened, and he said there is nothing that it is the fear that made my d*** shrink. 5 Likes |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
See this useless people... Village people done remember this one oo 1 Like |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by JayRise(m): 1:32pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by NwaAmaikpe: 1:32pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
dre11: Funny how these hypocritical people contradict themselves so easily. The man had problems with his son shagging a prostituté but had no problems with him shagging another girl who won't charge him. The girl's mother had no problems with her teenage daughter being shagged, but she had a problem with her teenage daughter getting pregnant. Such an immoral set with stinking double standards. 32 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by Caustics: 1:33pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
the daughter should be asked if she wants to participate. If yes. then they should test the joystick to satisfaction, while also testing the kpekus of the girl for quality. 2 birds 1 stone 10 Likes |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by 234GT(m): 1:33pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
Comedy indeed |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by ImTrobled: 1:33pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
Chai |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by chynie: 1:33pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
A |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by davodyguy: 1:33pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
Oh no. Not a gain
Some penis can be intimidated at times 2 Likes |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by NIGHTMAREOO7: 1:34pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
N |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by bettercreature(m): 1:34pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
babara12ol:Lol! you mean you once lost your dick? Or your sister once accepted such offer? please shed more light 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by ivolt: 1:34pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
Nonsense, joystick can't get stolen. That female neighbour is only concerned about pregnancy instead of ethics. The innocent accused would have been lynched just like that, police should arrest both the lying boy and his father. 2 Likes |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by jjjjj2017: 1:34pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
when you think that you've seen it all? make the boy come test am with oyindidi 2 Likes |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by KKKWHITE(m): 1:35pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
nNEOo:what's Vaseline crew |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by Humanace: 1:35pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
Another trend that makes no s3nce...lagos Na deadly place ooh the poor man fit no know anything when the stupid boy the claim say him joystick miss..almost happened to me once when uncounciously my hand go grab another man brokus as I dey come down from bike ...thank GOD for warri sense I would have been lynched ... �️ 2 Likes |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by bettercreature(m): 1:36pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
ivolt:Don't say that again lol people are losing dick on daily basis |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by younglleo: 1:36pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
izit our joystick..? |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by ivolt: 1:36pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
bettercreature: Who are those people ? Two conditions are required for "joystick theft" alarm, Poverty and Superstition. 4 Likes |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by itiswellandwell: 1:37pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
Hmmmmm |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by bettercreature(m): 1:38pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
ivolt:Nigerians! They are seriously losing dick Watch your back anytime you are walking alone |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
Some crazy shit |
Re: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by deebrain(m): 1:38pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
well done sir.... |
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