A British man named Darius Monty suffers from a sexual condition known as Mechanophilia.

Mechanophilia is when one is sexually attracted to machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters, ships, and aeroplanes.

The 35-year-old pub boss admitted that he loves having sex with his X-Type Jaguar, which he calls Goldie.

He said he referred to his motor, “Goldie”, as his girlfriend which he enjoys having sex with than his girlfriend who left him over the same issue.

Darius said “I didn’t choose this but I have fallen for a car, just like other people fall for women.

“I find her arousing, I love spending time with her and she is very important to me. I don’t see her as an object, I look at her and I see my lover.”

Any Mechanophiliac in the house?

https://autojosh.com/mechanophiliac/

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Lefulefu

mehanophilia or mechanocracy

NgcoboP:
Lefulefu

so car gives him a hardon
wat a world we live in
so na wich side he dey chuku chuku im car?
dacovajnr come and see sumptin

lefulefu:

so car gives him a hardon
wat a world we live in
so na wich side he dey chuku chuku im car?
dacovajnr come and see sumptin

Where sinz soaps

NgcoboP:

Where sinz soaps

This one weak me o

SINZ:


This one weak me o

Gazzuzz come and confess..

so where exactly in d car does he insert his d*ck?

I don't blame him, if he was a Nigerian (in Nigeria) who saved for years to buy a car. The car arrives with worn out tyres/brake pads, bad shock, broken side mirrors and other minor faults requiring urgent attention.

He starts driving it, then FRSC, Army, NPF, VIO, LASTMA, agberos _etc, adds to his frustration. Let's not forget Nigerian roads that are out to depreciate cars twice as fast . He would definitely have erectile dysfunction, being aroused by a piece of metal won't be his priority upon recovery.

shortgun:
so where exactly in d car does he insert his d*ck?

In the fuel tank

PaperLace:
I don't blame him, if he was a Nigerian (in Nigeria) who saved for years to buy a car. The car arrives with worn out tyres/brake pads, bad shock, broken side mirrors and other minor faults requiring urgent attention.

He starts driving it, then FRSC, Army, NPF, VIO, LASTMA, agberos _etc, adds to his frustration. Let's not forget Nigerian roads that are out to depreciate cars twice as fast . He would definitely have erectile dysfunction, being aroused by a piece of metal won't be his priority upon recovery.

Did you buy from cityhood like uzuz?

NgcoboP:

Did you buy from cityhood like uzuz?

Funny you. Maybe I bought from him or one of his team-mates.

PDPGuy:

In the fuel tank

He'll find that place too cold. The engine oil compartment is better _ warm and lubricated. He can warm the car a bit to even out the viscosity.

PaperLace:




He'll find that place too cold. The engine oil compartment is better _ warm and lubricated. He can warm the car a bit to even out the viscosity.

His dick would be stuck in that compartment due to how tight it is

the guy kinda madness is 100% mechanical

Nothing wey I no go read for this nairaland

Darius Monty come over here lemme pray for you!


I rebuke dat spirit today!

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hmmmm...

When madness wan start, na some of the early signs be this.

Oma se o!!

Before opening the thread ah knew the person would be a whitey

Werey Omo

Apostle must hear this

. This one too will soon asking for right to bash people car.... The things I read on the Internet...

This madness is operating with 4G connection

the werey gonna CUM all over the car or what cos ayamnotunderstanding.

So where does he insert his joystick? I guess in the silencer right?

AND HE SAID "CHAI!, IT IS FINISHED"

This one needs seven days dry fasting and deliverance in the hands of Oyakhilome, TB Joshua and Oyedepo.

Nice one....
I'd try it out.

this is serious ooo....
wait ooo..

what if the car got stolen or even involve into accident..

You are madt.....

The ancestors have concluded their meeting on this one.