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Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Etizz: 7:51am On Aug 01, 2017
I need illustration pls
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by tossie101(f): 7:52am On Aug 01, 2017
undecided
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by MrPresident1: 7:52am On Aug 01, 2017
sad
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Adesiji77: 7:52am On Aug 01, 2017
GloryIsaac:
Shades of Madness. lipsrsealed

cheesy grin
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by jacyhelen(f): 7:53am On Aug 01, 2017
shortgun:
so where exactly in d car does he insert his d*ck?

lol...for inside gear box!!!!
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by LEOSIRSIR(m): 7:54am On Aug 01, 2017
Imagine

Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Griffon: 7:54am On Aug 01, 2017
NobleRomm:
this is serious ooo....

wait ooo..


what if the car got stolen or even involve into accident..

Na to call 911 and report a missing girlfriend.

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Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by cruz419(m): 7:56am On Aug 01, 2017
Lol,,, Pele ha, the person way do u wicked ooo,,, dis is d definition of MADNESS !!!
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by romandiaz(m): 7:57am On Aug 01, 2017
shortgun:
so where exactly in d car does he insert his d*ck?
.. Lol.. The exhaust pipe! cheesy
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by mechanics(m): 7:59am On Aug 01, 2017
not ordinary o
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by DollarAngel(m): 8:02am On Aug 01, 2017
GOD HELP YOUR SOUL
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by emmanwandud(m): 8:04am On Aug 01, 2017
Has a striking resemblance with freeze. Abi no be freeze brother. Anyway it's their family thing.
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Mustiboy(m): 8:05am On Aug 01, 2017
And one innocent mother gave birth to this disgrace oh.
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by 1miccza: 8:05am On Aug 01, 2017
Madness surely does come in different shades
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Achor1111(m): 8:09am On Aug 01, 2017
madness, someone should take him to psychiatric hospital
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by KENFERDYOORI(m): 8:10am On Aug 01, 2017
What nonsense!

Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Tunagee(m): 8:13am On Aug 01, 2017
AutoJoshNG:
A British man named Darius Monty suffers from a sexual condition known as Mechanophilia.

Mechanophilia is when one is sexually attracted to machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters, ships, and aeroplanes.

The 35-year-old pub boss admitted that he loves having sex with his X-Type Jaguar, which he calls Goldie.

He said he referred to his motor, “Goldie”, as his girlfriend which he enjoys having sex with than his girlfriend who left him over the same issue.

Darius said “I didn’t choose this but I have fallen for a car, just like other people fall for women.

“I find her arousing, I love spending time with her and she is very important to me. I don’t see her as an object, I look at her and I see my lover.”

Any Mechanophiliac in the house?

https://autojosh.com/mechanophiliac/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

The guy is just a lunatic, that's all!
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by free2ryhme: 8:17am On Aug 01, 2017
AutoJoshNG:
A British man named Darius Monty suffers from a sexual condition known as Mechanophilia.

Mechanophilia is when one is sexually attracted to machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters, ships, and aeroplanes.

The 35-year-old pub boss admitted that he loves having sex with his X-Type Jaguar, which he calls Goldie.

He said he referred to his motor, “Goldie”, as his girlfriend which he enjoys having sex with than his girlfriend who left him over the same issue.

Darius said “I didn’t choose this but I have fallen for a car, just like other people fall for women.

“I find her arousing, I love spending time with her and she is very important to me. I don’t see her as an object, I look at her and I see my lover.”

Any Mechanophiliac in the house?

https://autojosh.com/mechanophiliac/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun


This one is strong

I SAY THIS ONE IS STRONG
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Federov(m): 8:17am On Aug 01, 2017
This is serious ooo shocked shocked
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by adidison(m): 8:18am On Aug 01, 2017
I didn't know this kind of stuff actually does exist... but they should have explained how he does it, what kind of position, does the car horn when it has an orgasm? Does the break light come on when it is hor.ny? When the car lights are flashing does it turn him on? I mean small small details would have been nice ... but before we judge the poor guy ... a lot of people actually sit in front of their computer with one hand holding the mouse the other pleasuring themselves ... are they not making love to their computer ... are they not mechanophilic ... I have so many questions ... so if the guy has sex with another car is he cheating this car? If he goes to a mechanic shop where all those cars are dismantled (naked in his case) does that mean he is watching porn? mechanography? ...

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Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by presh001: 8:18am On Aug 01, 2017
how?
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by free2ryhme: 8:19am On Aug 01, 2017
Aye le ibosi o, aye dorikodo koyeni mo... ibolamire eniyan osumiye.
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by adidison(m): 8:22am On Aug 01, 2017
Griffon:


Na to call 911 and report a missing girlfriend.

Lmao ... they will be asking her name - goldie, hair colour he will say Gold, they will ask him you mean blonde or... he will say no the bonet is gold ...

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Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Janeyinspires(f): 8:31am On Aug 01, 2017
When we thought we've seen it all,another comes, grabs the prize for another new invention of madness undecided undecided

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Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Franchise21(m): 8:31am On Aug 01, 2017
lefulefu:

so car gives him a hardon grin grin grin grin grin grin
wat a world we live in grin grin grin
so na wich side he dey chuku chuku im car? grin grin grin
dacovajnr come and see sumptin grin
He dey chook am for d fuel pump turned cum pump
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by JustMakeMoney(m): 8:32am On Aug 01, 2017
this guy needs deliverance!
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by joenor(m): 8:34am On Aug 01, 2017
Hummm he need prayer.... sex with his car? like how?? this trample on my imagination.
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by nams77: 8:35am On Aug 01, 2017
lefulefu:

so car gives him a hardon grin grin grin grin grin grin
wat a world we live in grin grin grin
so na wich side he dey chuku chuku im car? grin grin grin
dacovajnr come and see sumptin grin
Na the exhaust pipe he dey chuk,
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Here2day(m): 8:37am On Aug 01, 2017
wonders shall never end!
he go Chuck the "Thing" inside Exhauster silencer?
when serious heat melt him thing he will repent!
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by MTKbudapest(m): 8:49am On Aug 01, 2017
this is what they call mental disorder
but i call it mental tufiakwa.

Now what do you guys call it?
Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Amadaz(m): 8:57am On Aug 01, 2017
Probable he inserts his dick and cums in the fuel tank.

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Re: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by Nobody: 8:59am On Aug 01, 2017
Yeah...I bet her exhaust pipe is tight tongue

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