Do you want to get married to a good wife and live happily?
Sadly, not up to even 9% of men have a wife they are truly proud of, in and out. Do you know that, it is better to be single than married?
Most men who are not married will never agree with this until they end up with a wife. In most cases a wife becomes your 'enemy' who you don't have a choice but to sleep with.
REALITY! Don't be scared, keep calm and read what
some great men have to say about their wives:

If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Well, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more
children!"
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, don't prove it.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met...
[no more happiness but drama]
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with your enemy.
~By Tommy Lee

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first?” Husband replies,
“That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes some serious stress!
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't
have a Wife"
~By Brandon Breeze.

Nothing much to add, if you refuse to listen to that
admonition; better to be single than to be married, and you go ahead to get married, you have to carry the cross, no matter how heavy. #RealLife
www.olufamous.com/2016/07/revealed-what-married-men-are-going.html?m=1

it's really funny

God created everybody to be free and single. If you get married, it's your fault

Some quotes got me ROTL ... WOMEN!!!!!

Wow..I like this one "The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a wife" . Yes some may give you hell, but many are still the best Angels given to us as wives/mothers. I pray i settle with one as cool & loving as my mum & not the type possessed with legions of demon...

marriage is an institution where you the certificate before the admission, that is you learn more about your wife.

the painful part is that if u don't have money they cheat on u cos u don't
If u do they cheat on u cos u do...

I'm getting married, whether you like it or not

Op this is more like comedy quotes about marriage
now you will say i'm biased because i'm a woman.
Truth is that marriage sides both parties well, and when it stops serving BOTH parties, the D word happens
No need complaining...

Mjshexy:
Wow..I like this one "The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a wife" . Yes some may give you hell, but many are still the best Angels given to us as wives/mothers. I pray i settle with one as cool & loving as my mum & not the type possessed with legions of demon...

I say amen to that for u.

NevetsIbot:
I'm getting married, whether you like it or not

Sure u will. May God give u d best woman

ashmanpolo:
God created everybody to be free and single. If you get married, it's your fault

Guy, u lied. God never created any man to be single. Why is Eve created for Adam? "Be fruitful and multiply" is the word.

olusd:

Guy, u lied. God never created any man to be single. Why is Eve created for Adam? "Be fruitful and multiply" is the word.

even eve manage to put herself and her husband in trouble.. No be 2day..but na marriage dem dey use know strong man shaa

I ain't bothered...

This is the reason I plan to live close to the lagoon.

This is so interesting

If economy is good , marriage wont be a burden but a union to enjoy and flourish in for some couples out there.

saintdennis:
I ain't bothered...
This is the reason I plan to live close to the lagoon.

Meaning?

Bluehawk:
even eve manage to put herself and her husband in trouble.. No be 2day..but na marriage dem dey use know strong man shaa

Na so. lol

Sexxkillz:
Lol.

All hammer, no nail.

Stupid pathetic excuses. If you prefer not to get married and have 10 children from 10 different women, fine. Go ahead. Na your dick. . . But rubbishing marriage because your own marriage failed?

So you bought a car and refused to maintain it properly, no one else should buy a car?

Peppersoup logic.

the numbers don't lie.
We will not join you in hell
Yo dumbasss on your own

Amelian:
If economy is good , marriage wont be a burden but a union to enjoy and flourish in for some couples out there.

all those people are millionaires so which Danny are you talking

olusd:
Do you want to get married to a good wife and live happily?
Sadly, not up to even 9% of men have a wife they are truly proud of, in and out. Do you know that, it is better to be single than married?
Most men who are not married will never agree with this until they end up with a wife. In most cases a wife becomes your 'enemy' who you don't have a choice but to sleep with.
REALITY! Don't be scared, keep calm and read what
some great men have to say about their wives:

If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Well, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more
children!"
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, don't prove it.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met...
[no more happiness but drama]
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with your enemy.
~By Tommy Lee

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first?” Husband replies,
“That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes some serious stress!
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't
have a Wife"
~By Brandon Breeze.

Nothing much to add, if you refuse to listen to that
admonition; better to be single than to be married, and you go ahead to get married, you have to carry the cross, no matter how heavy. #RealLife
www.olufamous.com/2016/07/revealed-what-married-men-are-going.html?m=1

I remember this write-ups and couldn't just control my laughter.

olusd:

I remember this write-ups and couldn't just control my laughter.

I remembered when i posted this and thank God, now, I'm happily married to the best woman.
Once you marry your own wife, you will live happily and healthy.

To marry is not easy inside marriage is still not easy

Inside marriage you will see and know the evil of women


Mostly when she is cheating


If you no take time you go go mad or you will depress heavily




Na lie

This seriously made me laugh .
Funny quotes

okay

Reminds of the last Covid 19 lock down, I went to visit my friend, when I got there, I saw a woman insulting a man, I just waka pass..until later my friend told me that, the woman is the wife of the man, that because of the pandemic ,the man lost his job and since the woman does petty trading, she was now the bread winner .if u hear the things this woman was saying to this man ( Jesus wept!)... the one wey weak me, was when she told him " Mr man better go and look for what to eat O!.. ,cos what am cooking is for only me and my children........"..... chaii!!!!!......fear catch me

olusd:

I remembered when i posted this and thank God, now, I'm happily married to the best woman.
Once you marry your own wife, you will live happily and healthy.

So after telling us not to marry you went and got yourself a vag!na

MasterShifu010:
Reminds of the last Covid 19 lock down, I went to visit my friend, when I got there, I saw a woman insulting a man, I just waka pass..until later my friend told me that, the woman is the wife of the man, that because of the pandemic ,the man lost his job and since the woman does petty trading, she was now the bread winner .if u hear the things this woman was saying to this man ( Jesus wept!)... the one wey weak me, was when she told him " Mr man better go and look for what to eat O!.. ,cos what am cooking is for only me and my children........"..... chaii!!!!!......fear catch me

Only an inexperienced man doesn't know that women love conditionally even with their acclaimed emotions

Ikwerelastborn:

Only an inexperienced man doesn't know that women love conditionally even with their acclaimed emotions

100% right.