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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Tajbol4splend(m): 10:15pm On Aug 02, 2017
dingbang:
Beautiful lady....

Black is beautiful...

Hell is meant for those who aren't honest
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 10:15pm On Aug 02, 2017
sunshineG:
grin grin
No kill me with laughter oo
i jus like d pix grin
e go sweet for meme i swear grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by imustsaymymindo: 10:16pm On Aug 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

Why evils?!

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by elantraceey(f): 10:19pm On Aug 02, 2017
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 10:22pm On Aug 02, 2017
dareerah:
Wetin do her? grin
noting, I'm just admiring her worglinest grin
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by dingbang(m): 10:23pm On Aug 02, 2017
Tajbol4splend:



Hell is meant for those who aren't honest
mchew get lost please
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Tajbol4splend(m): 10:25pm On Aug 02, 2017
dingbang:
mchew get lost please

See this one
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by dareerah(f): 10:34pm On Aug 02, 2017
LordOfSamosa:
noting, I'm just admiring her worglinest grin
Nigerians and their sharp mouth sha grin
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Fadiga24(m): 10:49pm On Aug 02, 2017
Your gf don turn meme o.

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by blingxx(m): 10:55pm On Aug 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

person pikin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by VargasVee(m): 11:02pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fadiga24:
Your gf don turn meme o.


Brother, why? I ask why?

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by BerryAnny(m): 11:22pm On Aug 02, 2017
I nor fit laff abeg. Make una no kill the guy joy nah and 4 Nwa Amaikpe nah God go judge y' case.

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by obinna58(m): 1:51am On Aug 03, 2017
Dude ur mistake
Nl got no chill even though they telling the truth
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 2:09am On Aug 03, 2017
Fadiga24:
Your gf don turn meme o.
nice meme grin grin grin
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by akezn: 2:39am On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

I swear, u wicked.

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by pu7pl3(m): 3:10am On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.



Jesus dude...sombody can't play wit u again?



Well OP asked for it grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by TundeHashim(m): 5:57am On Aug 03, 2017
OP you fall my hand...where u, in ur church mind, expecting Nairalanders to rate her well? Ohhh lest I forget, it's either you lack independent reasoning to make rational judgments or you're suffering from inferiority complex coz I see no reason why you'll ask others to "rate" ur girl. She no fine na him u as am out abi?
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by chynie: 6:16am On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
Baba u no get joy o
Lol especially the bra side your eyes sharp o

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Burgerlomo: 6:17am On Aug 03, 2017
Abeg shey una dey fight b4 she snap dis pic?
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by skimmy005: 6:25am On Aug 03, 2017
-4 /100
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by femi4: 6:49am On Aug 03, 2017
Dothraki:
Please rate from 1-100... I will give her 80%...... She fine no be small
Omo alata

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by thousandreason(f): 8:07am On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.


I have to admit... U are heartless shocked

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Saeed348(m): 8:56am On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by redarrr(m): 9:19am On Aug 03, 2017
Battery low grin grin
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by daveson2020(m): 9:32am On Aug 03, 2017
shocked cool shocked chineke shocked is she wearing a black kiwi? embarassed
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Prognose: 9:59am On Aug 03, 2017
Hilarious cheesy grin



Fadiga24:
Your gf don turn meme o.

No no bros!
That one no fit am!

Try

"You think you are doing me
.
.
.
.
You are doing yourself " grin
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 10:05am On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.




What.?

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by shinarlaura(f): 10:16am On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Some people can be sooooo funny grin

This is wicked

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by shinarlaura(f): 10:19am On Aug 03, 2017
lefulefu:

dis pix go make sense using it as a meme grin
sunshineG hw u reason am? grin

You guys are very wicked grin
Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Nobody: 10:21am On Aug 03, 2017
shinarlaura:


You guys are very wicked grin
see it has already be converted to a meme grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by shinarlaura(f): 10:28am On Aug 03, 2017
lefulefu:

see it has already be converted to a meme grin

Hahahahaha. Why na.

This is somebody's gf u guys are playing with oo grin

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Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by harriet412(f): 10:31am On Aug 03, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin

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